>anon i only slept with 13 chads in my past and that was a long time ago when I was still confused and stupid!
>haven't you fapped to thousands of pornstars and 2D waifus before you met me?
>so why can't you just let the past go anon? I only love you and no one else!
I think we can work something out desu.
i love spending my life roleplaying on /r9k/
not really. kill me please. give me a fucking gun
>>27280922
>implying that anyone on this board would be even remotely picky as long as the girl was at least 4/10 and didn't cheat on him
>>27280922
NO YOU COCK HUNGRY WHORE
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK YOU WITH THOSE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD?
>>27280949
You think I don't hate myself about what I did? I wish I could go back and change the past but I can't. I only want to be with you now. Please let it go so we can be together again!
>>27280992
Only if you let me fuck 13 women. And you have to watch me fuck each of them.
fresh from /adv/
>>27281024
>implying you can actually attract 13 women
>>27280922
One girl at a time anon, please
>>27281063
/adv/ is such garbage
>>27280922
A 2D waiful would never do that unless she was part of some NTR doujin which is not canon and thus fanfiction like the yaoi and yuri shipper ones.
>>27281069
But I've already been hit on by 13 girls...
>>27280949
Yeah, you sure put that hypothetical bitch in her place, anon
>implying you have enough self-esteem and self-respect to turn a woman down
>>27281063
/adv/... fucking normalfag center.
>I'm a female who slept around
>couple guys I've dated in the past few years were totally okay with my sexual history
>they liked that I had a history as well
Dumb bitch can't understand they were just looking for an easy hookup and promiscuous woman with vast sexual history was an easy game for them. When she says about guys not liking virgins, she means guys she surrounds herself with. Guys who don't want to waste time and deal with virgin women, they just want to fuck, and an used goods is less effort for them and they can get straight to the point.
>>27280922
3DPD, not even once.
>>27280922
Sorry but you can't love me now. You can't be emotionally available to me. It is technically impossible for you to love me. Your mind belongs to all the Chads you fucked, especially the first one. You will never look at me for me, you'll always compare me to them and resent me for not being as tall and confident as they were.
W-we can be friends though.
>>27281123
I have turned down girls. In fact every girl that's ever been interested in me because I sperg out when a girl acknowledges me.
>>27281063
that's fake and gay tbqh there's so much shitposting on that board because people get triggered so easily.
>>27281191
yeah, women aren't sleeping around in reality
>>27280922
When I was "young and stupid" at 18 I was an emt.
I went to college full time in the day and went to the academy at night. By the time I was done with my first semester of college I had passed my tests and joined a rescue squad. I continued to run on the ambulances to build medical experience for my career today. Never partied, didn't make actual friends, just nice people who wanted to study with me.
How did you spend your college nights? Drunk. Making out with random dudes in the club on ladies night. Falling in and out of love, having lots of sex and fun and parties.
I spent my nights consoling the parents of dead children, and children of dead parents. I brought old people to hospitals because no one else could.
I spent my weekends and spring breaks studying in between car crashes and medical alarms. I'd come home at the end of a 12 hour shift and help my mom with my retarded sister.
This is why I can't look past it. you and I have nothing in common. Being young and stupid isn't an excuse. There are thousands of people who were young and did good things, many of them did even better things than me.
You're just a shitty self serving person who wanted to make your vagina feel good with as many people as possible.
>>27280922
>gives hundreds of blowjobs to chad
>doesnt suck the dick of the beta she settled for
>not even once
>>27281191
>tfw no qt tomoko gf
y live, tee bee aitch
>>27282004
you mean cebruz!
y oc
>>27281063
I've never been to /adv/ is that what normally gets posted there or is it bait?
>>27281973
This post...
Sad feels, anon
>>27282285
>tfw no tomoko VR gf to sit on your face
VR waifus when?
>>27282948
>no cebruz vr
fixed that for you redditor!
>>27281063
Is /adv/ a reddit colony or something?
>>27284132
pretty much yes, and /co/ is a tumblr
>>27282948
tomoko is a meme, there is no tomoko
>>27281069
S A V A G E
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Savage.
