Who /notarobot/ here ?
I just come here for the comfy threads
>>27280139
Apparently, that's me too.
I mean, I don't fit anywhere else in society, and I'm shunned here as well. Too strange to be a normie, too ""successful"" to be a robot, and too self aware to be a failed normie.
Don't know what label you'd put on me, but that seems to be what people do best.
I guess I technically am since I been going here when it started.
Cept I left when I became normie (i.e. started getting laid)
I'm only here cuz I'm feeling pretty depressed tonight and wanna indulge in it.
I have Chad looks and am loving a rather comfortable life. On the inside I'm a depressed bipolar virgin. It does not bother me really, but I come here because I don't use Normiebook or any other stupid degenerate social media.
>>27280459
Well I think this is "story of my life" tier for 80% of people here. That " friendless incredibly ugly socially awkward depressive skinnyfat balding short guy" robot thing is a meme.
>>27280478
h-heh y-yeah j-just a meme... i w-was j-just kidding a-about that stuff
>>27280139
We have comfy threads?
I think it's a disgusting board, but I can't help my curiosity so I drop by sometimes.
>>27280139
Alright, you can stay OP, if you just post some more based Alexisi don't wanna venture out of my comfy board for pron
>student at good school
>make friends easily at Uni
>have probably 6 really close friends from high school (low estimate desu)
>have a reciprocal best friend
>not a virgin, lost it at a normal age (15)
>have casual sex
>good looks
>tall, skinnyfit (high muscle tone, but low mass)
>no depression/anxiety etc
>everyone in my extended family (cousins and siblings) is doing poorly with life, so I look even better by comparison
>literally seen as the only chance for any of my grandparents grandkids to do good, family praises me often
>have better paying job than 90% of college students
>am able to do Hw and study for 50 minutes out of every hour at work
>volunteer during weekend days
>never not have something to do on weekend nights
>have friends in different cities around my state that I'd be able to call and just hang out whenever I'm travelling through
>use normiebook
I could go on. Over spring break I didn't have a single day not spent at a party house in the various cities I mentioned above, with my 10 closest friends (minus my best friend, fucker had school while I was on break) to visit the friends in those cities.
I am a normie in almost every way.
Counter examples
>I'm here
>I like fucked up porn and it makes vanilla sex boring. This is an actual issues with trying to start a relationship.
>immediate family is all fucked up with drug/alch/mental issues
>>27280984
And why I'm here:
I enjoy pretending to be a robot in all of your robot threads
Don't qualify for ulti robot however the shit here does resonate with me on a deeper level
>>27280984youfuckingnormie
>>27281020
Why ? Just because you're a virgin wouldn't make you a robot for example, if you still have friends or shit
Name of the girl in the pic??
I almost instantly busted just glancing at her
>>27281883
Jane O'Meara Sanders
>>27281883
>>27282364
lol no that's Alexis Texas
I've been here for years, before all the "normie get out reeee" redditors took over the board but it still has it's moments.
>>27280139
Had sex with a girlfriend once in life a few years ago, so I guess I'm a normie (reee).
>>27280252
Well Id classify you as myself
>>27280139
Coming to r9k is what defines a robot. I don't know when this semantic shift occurred to suggest that it means more than that but I don't like it.
>>27280139
half the board is just failed normies, the worst kind of normie scum.
I come here to troll robots. Then again /r9k/ is full of trolls pretending to be robots. Trolls trolling trolls.
I'm a robot but I come here to bait and shitpost.
Every now and then I'll particular in a feels thread.
I am "slightly strange"; 50/50 failed normie/cyborg. I come here to understand that my life is not SO shitty after all.
