Why are you still here?
Be honest.
Because Jesus compells me to shitpost
I have nowhere to go.
Laxative man destroyer of normies inspires me
I'm a NEET. 4chan is fast-moving and interesting compared to other websites. It feels nice to imagine you're a part of something no matter how disconnected you are. It's a Skinner box of (You)s for attention starved robots.
Because I still don't have a gf, a qt asian gf
>>27279653
how is that mouse supposed to work?
>>27279653
Coping mechanism to avoid doing productive things,
When I run out of youtube videos or whatever to do on the internet, I should just stop and do one of several other projects I could be doing, or go to bed, but I instead instinctively check 4chan, it's an endless timesink that I can't escape.
>>27279688
Stop trying to force this "meme", you faggot. Your thread was shit and fake as hell. Fuck off.
>>27279820
If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
>>27279653
I enjoy it. 4chan is one of the thingsI'm doing right with my life.
I enjoy watching desperation while living a good life.
>>27279653
Girls make me feel like I'm not alone.
>>27279820
>implying im good enough to be laxative man destroyer of normies
No im just a follower, but enjoy that vodka it has something special for you
>>27279857
truuuu lmao 100 100 thats some good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjv8ogsEGE
I don't know.
I can come up with a bunch of hollow little reasons for me coming here, but in the end there is no reason.
So, I just don't know.
>>27279653
I like reading posts here since it reminds me that there are people who are in a much, much worse situation than I am.
I feel empty and hollow inside despite outward success and can't find anywhere else to commiserate
>>27279653
thats a retarded picture
if an actual computer was connected to the veins, interesting ideas could be implied.
but a mouse? wtf thats just retarded. fuck this picture.
Because this is where I can socialize. Why would anyone else want to be around me?
I only come here to give advice on changing people's life which could change mine but I never work on them
>>27280122
This, familia
Although I hate my job at least I can fap every day
>>27279714
She looks like Michael Jackson desu
>>27280327
Beat it, just beat it anon.
>>27279653
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my arm... and my leg... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past...
>>27279653
This is the only place I can be honest about myself, my feelings, and my views. Nobody in RL ever listens or cares, but theirs always at least one anon who does enough to say something, even if it's just to call me a faggot.
>>27279653
>tfw no mommy gf
I can fantasize with other robots about unrealistic dreams in our sorry lives
Because when I was walking down the trail I couldn't stop thinking about my mom.
Unless you meant 4chan, in which case I only come here because being here is the closest you can get to doing nothing while actually doing something.
>>27280487
this
tfw not an original comment
>>27279653
Because these other anons are the only people who can relate to the soul crushing loneliness and emptiness that I deal with on a daily basis. It's the only place I don't have to wear a happy mask and act like everything is just fine.
I come here because ive allways come here
I dont know a life without it
>>27279693
I'm gonna kill myself after reading that
Because I'm putting of doing the more important things in life.
I know this site is cancer but it's familiar and well within my comfort zone and I don't wanna leave.
>>27279653
maybe the future has something in store for me
You know what's funny?
A not so long time ago I stopped coming here because I was busy with other stuff and I felt happier for every other day I didn't visit this place.
Then I wasn't busy anymore and came here again.
The ride never ends and I know it.
I want to get off this ride and be happy.
Even if it's just for a moment.What's wrong with me?
Because /pol/ was ruined with flags.
>>27279653
I've got no where else to go or turn to. Life has become a routine that is so hard to break out of now.
>>27279653
I still have no fucking idea... I stopped coming since last christmas... And here I am. back.
>>27281078
P-please don't. Just try to live your life.
>>27279653
Comfort/camaraderie
Because it makes me feel better to know I'm doing better than someone. That I am better than the KV NEETs that shit up this board. That I'm better than the redpilled /pol/tard. That I'm better than the neck beards who constantly cry.
That I'm better than I used to be.
>>27279693
It hurts way too much...
>>27279653
Hourly reminder that there are people who are much larger fuck ups than I am and that KVs above 20 actually exist so just being a virgin but having been kissed is relatively good to an existing large demographic
>>27279693
> le im old so im better than you may mey
>>27281787
Did you even read that post?
>>27279653
Honestly?
Femanons are actually nice to me here, so I keep coming back.
Also comfy threads.
>>27281675
Most of which is due to parameters you had no control over.
>>27279653
I have nothing better to do and I don't have a happy life
I don't have enough money to pay for what I want to do. So this will have to do.
>left years ago (been on and off 4chan since '09)
>got a good life
>got a gf
>lived happily for two and a half years
>depression kicks in
>lost gf
>lost motivation
>lost will to live
>return
>>27279683
second post best post
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>>27283107
holy shit are you me??
commento originale
>>27283107
welcome back son
Waiting for the new Animal Crossing to be announced and if it's good I won't kill myself yet just want to feel having friends again.
>>27279653
Being here or anywhere else doesn't make any difference to me. I guess seeing other people suffering like me makes me feel good in a sense.
>>27279653
evangelion 4.44
Shit-P-osting
I just turned 18 so im waiting until summer to start working, and this is a good way to waste time
been here since 04
I enjoy shit posting trolling etc etc
>>27283504
never going to happen
i would talk to other people instead if i weren't alone
