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Why is life so cruel it just isn't fair.
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Why is life so cruel it just isn't fair.
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>>27278113
You posted this on /pol/ not to long ago faggot.
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>big white uncut cock
look I'm a millionaire, I'm going to kill myself
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try being me, 3 in hard
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>>27278113
Is that hard op? If it's soft so what?
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>>27278199

wow you sure do have a fucking tiny dick dude
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>>27278264
believe me, i know
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>>27278124
He also posted this on r9k last night, op is probably a nigger.
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>>27278199
my dick I posted is like 3.5 inches hard though.
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Male genital mutilation is legal in Europe, right? And Australia and Canada too, right?
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People with tiny penises, has anyone ever seen it? If so what was their response?
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>>27278719
its the not size that matters meme
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>>27278798
Size doesn't really matter if you're between 5-8", outside of that you're fucked.

>at least I'm 6"
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At least I dodged the micropenis genetic bullet
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>>27278199

Are you cut or no? I can't tell.
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>>27278857

I'm an 8, trust me it's better.
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>>27278113
This a tiny dick or tight foreskin thread?
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>>27278719
My sister laughed at me and said she feels bad for my future wife
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>>27279710
>that
>tiny
But that's like, what, 6 inches? That's pretty average.
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>>27279719
I think it's 4.5
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>>27279769
doesn't look 4.5 inches... looks 6 inches. measure from the pelvic bone.
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>>27278199
At least a small penis mitigates the downsides of circumcision.
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>Tfw 2.5 in flaccid 6.5 in erect
just.
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>>27279821
I mean, circumcision is 100% downsides of course.
It mitigates the suffering from circumcision is what I should have said.
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>>27278113
don't worry lad, you can get that circumcised at the doctor's
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>>27279710
Why are you showing your dick to your sister?
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>>27279710
Your sister is literally telling you she'll be the other woman and make you cuck your wife. smdh white people.
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>tfw 6x5
Should I just move to Japan?
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>>27279861

Seriously wtf

Mayne mayne mayne shit mayne damnn
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>>27279861
>>27279915
We're pretty close and live together in a one bedroom apartment. Nudity doesn't really bother us and sometimes I wake up with morning wood
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>>27279936
Thats pretty weird. So you've seen her naked?
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>>27279968
Yeah all the time we sleep in the same bed a lot too
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tfw 7.5x5.5 perfect sized cock
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>>27280000
hot diggity digits
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>>27279997
You're pretty fucked up. You should fuck her.
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>6.7x5.7

Also I'm getting pretty annoyed by people posting only their length. You fellas realize circumference is much more important to how the woman feels your cock inside her, right? A long pencil dick is nothing to be proud of.
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>tfw tiny, think penis with phimosis
You have no right to complain unless you have all 3 of these.
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>>27279833
What? There is absolutely nothing wrong with circumcision. I'm circumcised, my first son is circumcised, and my second son (on the way) will be circumcised as well. I refuse to force them to be self-conscious about their penis, and I refuse to deny them the benefits of modern medicine because of some mentally ill autists on an anime image board. Millions of men are circumcised, and none of them have problems.
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>>27280149
The bait's out. The thread is about to die.
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>>27280149

Replying to copypasta but

>Circumcision was associated with frequent orgasm difficulties in Danish men and with a range of frequent sexual difficulties in women, notably orgasm difficulties, dyspareunia and a sense of incomplete sexual needs fulfilment. Thorough examination of these matters in areas where male circumcision is more common is warranted.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
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>tfw dick isnt that thick or long just average
>is tiny when unerect
Who /pocketpenis/ master race?
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>>27279707

OP doesn't even seem to have either to any major degree so I am pretty sure it's a fishing-for-compliments or exhibitionism thread.

Especially because he has made this thread at least three times by now.
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>>27280241
Yes. 6*4.7 erect, 2-3 soft.
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Tfw decent size but circumcised
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>>27280000
>>27280370
Why are you perfect people even here ? Go somewhere else to brag in. Can't we small men just have our own place without you coming in making us feel terrible ?
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My penis literally makes me hate everything including myself. And then people say it's our fault for being insecure. Like, what is insecure ? They don't know insecure
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>6.5" length, 6" girth
>tfw can't fuck girlfriend hard sometimes in certain positions because my dick is too big for her
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>27280482
>feelsbad
How is it bad ? At least you know she won't cuck you, she won't be turned on by other penises, she won't be ashamed of telling their friends your size, in her head you're like very strong and powerful and manly, that's all that matters.
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>>27280507
It feels bad because a slightly smaller dick would be more comfortable for her? I don't give a fuck if she's turned on by other penises, I'm turned on by other pussies/tits, being in a mature relationship just means you don't act on it. We have the same friends and they've all seen my dick so why would she even tell them. I'd rather be able to get more dick in her mouth desu.
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>>27278113
>being uncircumcised

Stop your crying faggot. Some of us are less fortunate than you.
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>>27280565
Yes but having a partner whose penis is small is embarrassing for them.

Yes but then you'd be inferior to guys in her fantasy. That's the worst feeling ever, you can never trust any girl when your dick is small. At least if you're big, you're the most superior guy in her head.
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>>27280607
You are retarded. Your dick might not even be as small and inadequate as you think but your autism is too fucking strong. I almost threw up reading your post reeking of self loathing and i`m a beta person.
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>>27280607
>>27280507
>he thinks women don't cheat on their boyfriends because they have big dicks
lol
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>>27280667
>having a big dick
>having a gf
>calling himself beta
you're right, it's pretty adequate. But the feeling of being inferior in a girl's head is the worst, why don't you get it ? Imagine being cucked by your gf with a guy that is twice your size. I would turn gay, out of mental damage.
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>>27280674
If i had a gf who cheats on me because of my big dick, i wouldn't even be mad. At least i have a big dick, i'm still a better person than the other guy. I'm still above him in the manliness and masculinity ladder
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>>27280717
>implying he's not taller
>implying he's not more muscular
>implying he's not richer
>implying he's not more confident than you
>implying you'll even know how big his dick is
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>>27280702
>I would turn gay, out of mental damage.
The why are you not gay already? Your heavy mental damage is showing. I`m not even that guy with big dick, i`m pretty average i think, never even measured. There is more to life than having a big dick. Its literally only good to brag about.
>>27280717
>At least i have a big dick.i'm still a better person than the other guy
Too obvious. Now i know that youre just trolling people with small dicks. Not cool man.
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>>27280674
And listen (or read), a guy with a small dick is never a long term priority to any woman. A girl keep being married to a small guy while cheating is because she doesn't want all the complication of a divorce. A girl keep being married to a big guy while cheating is because he's too much of a 'treasure' to be thrown away.
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>>27278113
Holy shit anon i have the exact same cock as you
Its a fucking painful existence bro
You feel it too, dont you?
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>>27280750
I'm not intimidated by being shorter, fatter, poorer, and more beta. Being all of that but having a big dick is still more superior. Because being rich tall muscular but cheated on because of small dick is much much more painful than being poor short fat but cheated on because of big dick
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>>27280763
No, i also have a small pathetic dick
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>>27280812
Plus i am poor, short, and fat. And small dick. I'm so losing the competition forever.
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>>27280830
>>27280812
Fix anything that you can. Do you have a micropenis? Some girls have a fetish for it. Also you'll need to get good at eating girl out to compensate, that`s it.
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>>27280873
>fetish
>compensating
Got anything more emasculating than that ?
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>>27280873
And uh, no micropenis. It's 4.5 x 4.7 idk might be micro to some sexually superior people
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>>27279710
you dick looks alot like mine,
mine is about 5.4 inch what's yours?
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>>27279710
Newsflash, your sister has been blacked by 9 inch nigger dick
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>tfw this is my dick
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>>27281012
Stop trolling pls, it's not even funny nor edgy
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>>27280924
>Got anything more emasculating than that ?
You know other way to deal with micropenis? Inb4 give up on girls and became trap.
>>27280959
Lmao then you have nothing to worry about.
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>>27281027
That would be worse than killing myself

No, i'm still in the 'below average' area therefore the risk of being cucked is very high. Every guy that is bigger than me is a threat.
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>>27278113
It seems that some of us only exist to suffer and then die.
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>>27279719
Its erect isint it? If so then tiiiinyyy
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