Just wanted you all to know I went to tijuana with exactly $6.75, I took a bus downtown,
I got $2000 pesos out of the HSBC ATM (around $120 dollars).
So far I've had 3 beers, popped 2 (two) viagras (kek - my biggest expense at nearly 240 pesos each) watched two strip shows in the front row, had two extended lap dances, had 3 tacos and a Coke, fucked 2 (two) sluts, got a hotel room with 3 (three) Hardcore porn channels and good WiFi,
I did all that and managed to lose 100 pesos - oh well I'm fucking killing it bros.
Oh and did I mention the pic related? It's the weed I scored for 50 pesos. I got an apple and a lighter and now I'm out of money.
No worries I can get more.
Am I based or what? It takes some experience to not get constantly ripped off here, but the exchange rate is insane right now. Hookers + room is under $16
>>27277646
Timestamp faggot
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>>27277646
Tijuana is nice, but that shit doesn't fly in other border towns like Nogales or Juarez.
If true that's shitty weed bro have fun smoking dirt weed that has been cultivated in slave conditions
>>27277646
pretty sure i did all that shit two weekends ago for just 2X more money and 10X less risk of being murdered
>>27277646
where'd you go senpai? hong kong? cuahuila?
>that much werd
>50 pesos
WHAT THE FUCK
>>27277646
Just be sure to not have any weed on you when you cross back to the US.
Godspeed OP, your final quest should be to pick up an MDMA tablet or two to avoid the horrible coke comedown (which is even worse when mixed with alcohol hangover.) And maybe order some room service tendies if they have it.
>>27277862
It's a little bag dude, but I definitely can't smoke it before I leave, for context, a Bic lighter is taller than that bag
>>27277944
Sell it in exchange for some mdma, trust me on that my spanish conquistador robot. The coke/alcohol crash will be worse than Gawker's upcoming shareholder earnings.
>>27277819
I did go into Hong Kong, but I only spent 5 dollars to get in and get a beer
I got the two hookers on cauhuila and my room is on the north side of revolucion, that's also where you can get weed bit I bet only a handful of gringos know it. I'm sure some dude on revolucion will get you weed but it would be 200 pesos got that
>>27277944
I've done this a million times man, can't believe more don't. I always just give away any leftover weed to some dude who's just arriving.
smoke pot; get shot
New prohibition starts today. Fuck the hedonists and their worthless shit eaters. Just 'gotta check every single one of these threads to see how low the pathetic sacks always sink to
>>27277646
What is this adventure, how does it start? What tips would you give someone who just stumbled on this thread?
im sorry for what i'm about to say
>>27277646
i wanna be where op is. i wanna smoke the tijuana weed. i wanna drink the tijuana beers.
curse you and your siren song.
>>27277646
grew up in san diego. have fun but be careful OP. i got wrapped up in heroin after a few trips of harmless sex and pot vacations, eventually just met the wrong crowd and whatnot. dont get robbed buddy, always use the buddy system in TJ..
>>27278068
I mean, you will lose money. There are a million ways to get conned here.
The biggest is that cops will put you against a wall and check all your pockets and basically any money in your wallet is gone at this point. For Mexicans, they have to have meth or other drugs on them to lose money in this way, but a white gringo is automatically taken advantage of.
Notice how I only got $2000 pesos out of the ATM at one time.
Also, the reason I crossed with just a little money is that the bank ATMs pay a way better exchange rate than the cash money changers.
I even studied maps of tijuana years ago and read all kinds of stuff online.
Basically, you could just cross the border and take a taxi Libre straight to Honk Kong and just never leave there. It would cost 2x 3x as much that way, but you are totally safe and the entertainment is Tarantino movie tier
>>27278175
I'm talking when Tarantino when he did From Dusk till Dawn
>>27278010
Cauhuila hookers are bottom of the barrel and unregulated. Stay away from those. Besides fucking them is terrible because they act like they are dead while fucking. Zero effort put in by them.
Girls from HK or Adelitas are a bit more expensive but they treat you really well and are better looking.
$200 Dollars gets me enough beer to get shitfaced, drinks for the girls, throwing money at strippers, and 2 whores from HK which are top notch. At the end i'll spend left over money on food.
>>27278120
mfw i played wow with this faggot
he played ret paladin
>>27277646
>hookers
>tijuana
OP I don't even aids.
>>27277646
That weed looks like complete crap. Outdoor swag tier.
