>Just come up to her and say hi. Girls love it!
>>27276640
nice HY cut
You guys don't listen to advice like this, that's your problem
You DON'T want a gf, so stop acting like you guys want one
DUDE, ITS 2016, YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO GET LAID NOWADAYS? All people care about is having a good time in their 20s.
Picking up girls isn't rocket science bro. Just open your mouth and ask her out, lol. Probably like 1 in 5 chicks will say yes.
Here's a tip, when you're flirting with a girl, you should touch her a lot and give her a playful slap on the ass. Girls find that hella sexy bro. They only think you're creepy and report you for harassment if you hesitate and act nervous.
>>27277382
The funniest part is that this post it's supposed to be satire, but is in fact correct
>>27277382
it's true tho lmao
>>27277538
>>27277642
IKR??? who the fux is these robot guys? taking themselves so seriously LMFAO
See here's the thing I did this today at the gym and I could feel that she wasn't into me. Or had other things on her mind or a bf. You can FEEL their vibe. Now i am not ugly or fat but hey maybe she wasn't into me. Who knows, I'll see her again at the gym and maybe say sup or my austismo will kick it.
>>27276640
how attractive do you have to be for this advice to apply?
>>27277662
You gave me a hearty laugh, son.
>>27277786
you don't need to be attractive, you just need to be confident
>>27277786
imho from what worked/and hasn't worked.
You gotta be at least a 7 or 8 for women to not be weirded out by doing any of this. Any less than this and they will think you are "weird" or just play it off. Also like >>27277846 said. You have to have confident or else being a 8+ doesn't do shit.
As a man you have to be perfect to be noticed.
>tfw one outta ten women will give me the time of day
>>27277846
>confidence meme
If someone is unattractive, no matter how confident you are. You can't just go up to girls and talk.
>>27277880
Not every ugly guy in a relationship is rich, just remember that
>>27277929
>ugly guy in a relationship
If they're in a relationship. They're not ugly.:^)
>>27277929
>Not every ugly guy in a relationship is rich
Most are. Women in general just don't settle unless they benefit
>>27277846
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27277846
>>27277642
>>27277538
>>27277174
>you don't need to be attractive, you just need to be confident aahaa
>>27278083
thanks chad. you are my greatest ally
