Would you fuck Windows?
She's going to pass out inexplicably midway through though
Is this on /g/? I feel like it would be
I would love her tenderly in the missionary position
>>27271938
I need the uncensored version stat
>>27271938
Yeah, and I'd introduce myself by my porno name as Windows 10
dear captcha please fuck off with your street names
>getting an STD from Explorer's rank vagina
No thanks
>>27271938
Seems like Windows is trying to fuck me with the constant badgering of asking me to update to Windows 10! Anyone else here feel the same?
>>27271938
sure, she loves anal
>>27271938
What would happen if she bluescreened on your dick? that has to hurt
>>27272103
I find that older windows 7 is less of a bitch as she gave up a while ago
Windows 10 is crazy though as she'll constantly check your phone and internet history
I don't fuck windows
Ilick them
>>27271992
Isn't that what makes it exciting?
>>27271938
Superior robot version incoming.