> 19
> shave your hair short, look in a mirror
> see this
FUCK
>you thought your life was hard already? I'm just gettin started with you bitch
>23
>stupid thick head of hair
>look 16
>complete with pubes on my face and bad acne
thanks senpai
that dude is actually pretty handsome desu
with my fucked up face i cant pull the balding look off
>>27270891
Balding is always a good excuse to wear a baseball cap to hide it if ya ask me! #RedSoxRepresent
>>27271095
#GoCubsGo
#OurYear
>>27270891
I'd be glad because I finally have an attractive face.
This guy looks good even with the shit hairline
>25
>dad's family never goes bald
>men in mom's family are usually bald by 18
>mfw I still have a full head of thick, luscious hair
Feels good to know I'll grow old with hair on my head.
>>27270891
Get some clippers and go no guard my man. Either that, go on Finasteride/Propecia to try to salvage what's left/halt the loss, or SMP plus no guard. Those are really your only options. Life sucks, deal with it. You're too young for a hair transplant, but if you're lucky you can achieve amazing results. Pic related, it's me and my results.
>>27271333
Both look cringey and terrible. Just do yourself a favour and shave it all off, please.
>>27271446
Oh really? Here's a better angle that shows off my sick results
>>27271446
>believing thatch him
>>27271446
This is what god tier genetics look like my man.
I think I'll just shave my head bald next time, see just how completely fucked over I will be in the future. I'll need to buy a hat to wear though..
Recommendations?
If I go bald I know exactly what I'm doing.
>>27271686
Create more fodder for the /v/ vidya cringe threads?
My strategy is to get a transplant at 21 and keep getting more till my hair is too fucked at which point ill get smp and continually shave it, thoughts?
>balding since early 20s
>now in my early 30's
Been shaving my head for years
Helps to have a nice round head without any weird flat spots.
I cringe internally when I see guys that have a bald spot but somehow have long hair
My rule is, the less hair you have, the shorter you should cut it.
>>27271095
I wear hats when its appropriate.
Wearing it all the time shows a lack of confidence, you are not fooling anyone.
>>27271744
Yes. But on the bright side at least it isn't some shit like a triforce that has been done a million time.
>22
>fucked up skull from accident as a child so my hairline is shit
>plenty of thick hair on my head despite my dad's hair receded before 22
>have to shave for bootcamp next month
Fuck me I'm going to hate myself
>>27271878
It's all undertale shit now. Thanks tumblr for the next biggest autism magnet
>>27270891
Strelok/10
>>27271994
>It's all undertale shit now.
But why? How?
post yfw morons are still going bald when we already have the magic cure
>>27272051
Autism and tumblr is more powerful than you think.
Same type of shit as ponyfags that get tats and go to the cons
>>27270891
I'm gay, so my opinion doesn't matter. But here's my opinion on this:
It's probably the hottest thing a man can have. Not only are you a man, but we get to see the size of your intellect (altho there isn't very much of it in most of you; I still love the idea).The brain is the most arousing part of humanity. That guy in the pic is even hotter than having a full set of hair. Shiny head = hotter than hair
>>27272174
But I like the bar code idea though. Never in any of the cringe threads have I seen a bar code tattoo.
It can't be that bad.
Started balding this year at 19. This is what the world sees (just woke up kind of messy).
>>27270891
>tfw nobody in my family gets receding hairline
>beard growth started earlier than anyone else
>hairier than any of my male relatives already otherwise
Now I just need to build that strongfat physique
>>27272264
And this is my hidden shame. How much longer do you guys think I'll be able to hide it for?
>>27272264
>>27272287
Are you in a hospital?
>>27272287
just go bald nigga
shave it off completely
>>27272300
Yes mental hospital
>>27272310
I have an incredibly young looking face it would look awful
>>27272287
my hairline is much worse and I can hide it well. kinda like jack black.
>>27272329
>Yes mental hospital
For what?
>>27272287
Get on fin now now NOW
>>27272329
>I have an incredibly young looking face
sorry for your loss mejt
>>27272329
You're in a mental hospital and you're worried about your hair? You need to be normal before your hair is an issue
>>27272329
We get to see the size of your brain. :) Don't be ashamed of it. I wish I could bald. I'm the dominant figure in my gay relationships (called the top). I would actually love balding because it would prove I'm a guy, with a brain, and that for whatever reason arouses me.
>>27270891
Become bald. Lift till buff. Put on shade.
Become The Rock. Get flooded by bitches,
Alternatively buy a wig.
>>27272356
My mom found my journal and my sketchbook and forced me to go after flipping through them. Said she was scared for me
>>27272360
I think I'd rather be bald then risk never having an erection again
>>27272287
no one cares. if you want to shave it all off, do it.
from that angle it doesn't even look like you have recession, just a bigg ass forehead
Why is balding considered unattractive?
>>27272439
Are you even old enough to post here? How can your mother force you to go?
>>27272469
Bad genes. Don't want robot kids from baldness in their youth
>>27271241
>men in mom's family are usually bald by 18
Enjoy your hair while it lasts.
>>27272462
I've always had a massive forehead but it's definitely gotten bigger and the hair thinner lately
>>27272470
I'm 19 but I'm NEET with no money so I kind of have to listen
>>27272520
I think that would be nice. The rest of our hair on our torsos and legs have mostly come off over the course of evolution, why would suddenly a little bit of hair at the top of the head suddenly be a problem? You'r heads are sexy. We get to see the round, ovoid shape of it which is so arousing.
>>27271994
>despite my dad's hair receded before 22
The gene for male hair loss is passed from your mom. Look at her brother(s) to get a more accurate idea of what you'll look like. If she doesn't have any brothers, look at her mom's brother(s). I'd none of them have any brothers, you're out of luck and will have to wait to see.
>>27272563
Media and hollywood play major roles as well. I despise having chest hair so I shave occasionally. My dad is a hair fuck but that seems to not be my case since I don't have hair all over my stomach or back yet
25, been balding for a few years now. It's still not too bad, but it will be. Just gonna shave it all off when it finally comes to it. Hopefully I'll be able to grow a full beard by then, but I'm not holding out hope. I'm trying to get in shape before I have to pull out the clippers, but beyond that I'll just deal with it. No sense going full insecure 4chan tryhard mode and inundating myself with all sorts of medications in a panic. It'll be fine.
>>27272439
What was in your journal and sketchbook?
>>27272222
I think you'd be a faggot for it, but eh, you do you.
>hairline slightly receded at age 19 which was over 10 years ago
>hasn't changed since
>get compliments for my thick head of hair
I stopped caring about it years ago. I would say it's normal to recede a bit when you age, if you start seeing thinning is when you know that you are balding.
>>27272571
She's an only child and her dad apparently had receded hair but I never met him so I don't know my fate tbqh, and we were literally talking about it an hour ago too
Look at the beautiful shape of that head underneath that bit of hair. That is so fucking arousing it actually makes me sick thinking about it . You folks are close to insane for being ashamed of it. I don't understand this at all.
>>27270891
sup baldingfam
I haven't had a haircut in 4 years. I can't even do a comb-over with this but I'm at peace with it.
>>27272668
What's your name?
Eh nevermind, it's not important.
Just made a derm appointment for 25 of april
Felt happy for a few minutes because I did something I wanted to do and got over it but the happy moment lasted just a few minutes because then you just feel empty, you did what you had to do, now what?
Fucking sucks, that's the feel I get everytime I accomplish something I was really looking forward to
I know making an appointment is nothing to be happy about but it was the first time I did something without the help from anyone, and without consulting my family
First steps to adulthood
>>27272571
I feel the study behind this gets twisted a lot.
All these study show is that a certain gene passed from your mother *may* be responsible for a certain type of male pattern baldness, but there could be other factors involved and all that shit.
The short of it is that while its an interesting find, its not confirmed and its not the only source of baldness.
>source i am the first in my family to go bald
>strangely its not happening to my father (or his brothers) but instead to myself and my cousins.
>>27272689
kek
I wish, that fictional character is better built than me and probably has a fuller head of hair
>>27272701
Congrats on doing something that was difficult for you.
I thought it would be interesting to mention that when we're all bald down the evolutionary trail, we'll have standards of what's considered sexually attractive in terms of the shape of the head, much like shape of penis, shape of legs, shape of biceps etc.
This will be attractive:
>>27272927
This shape will not be attractive. Just so you know. Get your head shaped and see if you're attractive!
>>27272927
Sorry this looks confusing.
The image in the quoted message is attractive.
This one
>>27272944
won't be attractive.
>>27272689
removethisshitbotalreadymodsplease
Protip: a better diet and exercise can slow down hair loss.
>>27272927
I have the top head shape though. I thought the double bump head shape was unattractive.
>>27273025
What do you mean double bump? There isn't one. That's just his hair at the top of his head with a slight dip in it. Its not the head shape (See how hair can be deceiving atm?)
The desired head shape is in this photo too,
>>27272658
The back of the head has to have substance too, not just a bulge at the top and flat at the back.
>>27272854
>>27272668
This is what it looks like tied back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNBXH9Gu_9s
>>27272944
EDIT: All he needed to have a sexy head is what I did here in MS Paint.
Just blur your eyes to blend in the crappy MS work to see the difference.
>>27273219
>long hair
>balding
whyyy ??
why do you people insist on trying to look as shit as possible ?
Get a haircut like a fucking adult.
![Jerryholkins20090209[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fmJ4Xms.jpg "Jerryholkins20090209[1].jpg")
>>27273254
Yeah bro, chicks dig it ;)
>>27273254
>oh no I'm balding! I don't want to have no hair on my head, what do I do?
>I know! I should shave my fucking head! I can't be balding if I'm completely bald!
That's some weird normie logic
Also I give absolutely no fucks, I'll be the old guy with the old-man ponytail, except I'll be like 45 and not that old.
>>27273313
That guy would still be ugly with hair. If you're good looking with hair, you should be handsome without hair too, unless you were a femboy.
>>27273531
Yeah, but the teepee shape isn't hot.
this
>>27273244
or this
>>27272658
is.
>>27273531
Which is why "just shave your head bro :^)" is terrible advice for most robots
>>27273566
It is angular and masculine like his face.
>>27273428
>Also I give absolutely no fucks,
maybe this is the true root of your problem ?
Maybe care a little and improve your appearance things will get better.
Its sort of like insisting to have some MLP doll with you when you go out and then proclaiming how you don't give a fuck, and when people tell you that shit is weird you cry about normie logic.
>>27273531
In addition, THIS is hot, not teepee.
>>27273591
That doesn't matter. It's too much. Look at how sexy this is...
Am I the only one who thinks Jason Statham is handsome as fuck?
he must get a lot of pussy
Even this if it's slightly more bony, but not hyper-curved.
>>27273597
>Maybe care a little and improve your appearance things will get better.
When did I say that my life was bad? I've had sex with overfivegirls and been in long-term relationships.
I don't want to settle for some weird girl with a bald-head daddy-issues fetish.
> back of head is almost flat, bald is not a choice
fuck off, who made tes oblivion decide my fucking genetics
>>27273840
>tes oblivion
lmao
I know that feel bro, especially when I took one too many psychedelic drugs and was enlightened to the universe's true nature of it just being a video game/simulation for another dimension.
>>27271878
Will look really cool with your anonymous mask you can wear as all. fag
>>27270891
>tfw had a receding hairline since i was 16
WHY THE ALL SHIT THINS ARE HAPPENING TO ME. FFS GENETICS IS SO UNFAIR.
>look like this
>be 15 years old
Kms :DDDD
My one saving grace is that even though my hair is thinning, at least I have a decently shaped head.
>>27272805
your father is not your father.
my dad went bald well before my age but i still have a full head of hair.
still, my luck will probably run out sooner rather than later.
but i dunno why guys expect to keep a perfect hairling through the 20s. that is pretty rare and girls really don't care about that or they wouldn't have had sex with your fathers and grandfathers who had the same genetics.
Handsome dude here, but terrified to take the step and totally shave.
I have done clippers with guard but you can still see my shitty hairline and I don't like that.
I think girls still find me attractive with my shitty hairline and everything, but I don't feel good about it.
Still I would recommend at least doing clippers with guard if you're receding badly. It made me less anxious about my hairloss.
I if anyone cares, I did propecia and minoxidil for like 7 years. They do let you keep your stuff, but the sides when you drop propecia are fucking TERRIBLE, and totally not worth it imo.
>>27272701
fellow autist here. how do i make an appointment? im 18 and have never made an appointment for something myself. do i have to have insurance or something. is there a way i can do this without my parents knowing?
>>27276016
you are saying when you stop using it you get side effects? also what were the side effects
>>27270891
desu senpai I want to start balding so I can shave my head and not have everyone think I'm a weirdo, Styling your hair is gay as fuck and a waste of my time
>>27277742
I meant to type the acronym for TO BE HONEST instead of desu and the shortened version of FAMILY instead of senpai
