QUICK, I NEED A FEMANON TO VOCAROO ME THIS SENTENCE:
"Why something clean? Whats the problem with saying something like that."
IT'S MY BRITHDAY, AND MY MOM JUST DIED, AND MY DOG GOT RAN OVER, AND I LOST BOTH MY LEGS IN THE BOSTON BOMBING
HELP
How did he turn his eyes blue
Paypal me 10$ and ill do it
>>27269120
>I LOST BOTH MY LEGS IN THE BOSTON BOMBING
legs or gtfo
>>27269146
Nice job prostitute. How much for sucking my dick?
>>27269173
The Boston bombing was a hoax. Nobody lost any limbs or died.
>>27269120
why tho
that's a dumb sentence
>>27269246
THE FATE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD DEPENDS ON IT
WHO WILL HEED THE CALL AND BE THE FIRST FEMALE TO EVER SAVE HUMANITY?
>>27269120
What happened to bellatap anyway?
>>27269269
Give context.
Give me context
>>27269356
>>27269312
none of your business bitches, damn, shit, always wanting to know shit that doesn't involve you
just record the fucking vocaroo
>>27269120
>r9k
>females
lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pbFns3ZjQj
i'm getting over a cold and my voice sounds dumb but your sentence is even dumber, give some context next time
>>27269474
THANKS BABY, GOOD ENOUGH, MADE MY DAY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwIB9Jq3Cc
Because the other bitch was too mono tone.
With that, I'm not even sure if i said it right.
>>27269120
That guy is pretty hot (yes homo)
>>27269474
Do you want to talk dirty to me all night?
>>27269120
I'm gonna go with
you're lying to someone on a messaging app and they asked you to record something to prove it's who you say you are
>>27269474
Sounds like a whorey roaster.
>>27269732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXmROr3uwH
>>27269843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UAmYqCSbiJ
>>27269541
ok congrats senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F3mJ3uIane
Here you go OP. Its not perfect, but I'd like to think those hs theatre classes paid off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQmpDV94OZ
>>27269937
You should seriously consider building a time machine so that you can go back to 9/11 and die in it.
>>27269732
>>27269541
>>27269843
congrats guys, you gave attention to the attention whore and now she thinks that she's special.
>>27269937
I didn't understand what you said at the end. But it seems like you are willing to cooperate to make my dick hard.
>>27269909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ka69N0W0ff
i need to stop
>>27269991
best one so far imo
>>27270023
u first bb ;^)
>>27269143
different people, moran
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RkB7SKrHea
Oh robo-sama, am I kawaii? :3
>>27270048
i already new i was special, mommy told me all along ;)
>>27270062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1833F8TVR8T
>>27270062
You sound like you suck too much dick.
Stop attentionwhoring or fucking fight me in Derry, lad. I'll smash a bottle of buckie over yer head.
>>27270116
reeeeee xD hahaha am i right fellow brobots
>>27270201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N4o9iVcm8y
autism speaks for a full minute, enjoy ;)
>>27269732
LOL
unexpected
>>27270116
Hey, I recognize your voice. Hey pal, hey buddy.
>>27270382
The faster you stop lying about your toasty roastie, the sooner you can leave /r9k/
now get out, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27270382
Could you please read
"Listen sunshine. Wear the fox, Wear the blue, We will come through"
And could you do it in a cheery voice pretty please?
>>27270442
alright you just flared up my paranoia, who are you?
>>27270527
You first, what's the first letter of your name?
I am about 80% sure I know you.
It's okay, if we're really in this predicament we are both robot failures.
>>27270571
F if you're family
B if you're my friend
S if you're my colleague
>>27270460
this guy's got good hat technique.
>>27270460
heres a response i wrote to another dumbass in a different thread, bc most of you are incapable of original thought and all spout the same shit:
boy i sure do love being reminded how if i spend enough time on here i will be physically unable to think about any subject with nuance and how i am actually losing iq points every month i continue to spend here, thanks fampai
'roastie" was originally meant to signify women who had had several dozen sexual partners, even though there is no actual science showing that labia minora length had anything to do with that, atleast it was consistent. you are now using it against a khv girl because you've rotted your brain on this site so long you can no longer be assed to use it, or to consider any perspective outside your narrow lived experience, so you use a thought-terminating cliche and continue on in comfortable ignorance.
>inb4 "roastie so toastie xD!"
i genuinely hope this board gets deleted again, it is impossible for any meaningful discourse to take place in this climate
>>27270469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNDPYlE8iF
sry i'm physically incapable of being cheery
>>27270382
can you post a picture of yourself please?
I am really lonely.
>>27269197
I would never suck a fat loser neets dick. get a job faggot.
>>27270656
WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH
>>27270656
on second thought i immediately regret copy- pasting that bc it comes off as far too serious a response, i should have just found a smug anime girl >.<
i need to go to bed i'm not in the right state of mind for this board.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jj8UNst2U8
>>27270656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gL6ixvfP6o
>>27270596
I feel as though your name begins with none of those.
I've got my eye on you from now on, though.
>>27270116
BEEEEETAA
>>27270663
Not fat, not neet. I got money. But I will not pay for your services.
>>27270062
>best one so far
domo origato roastieroboto
>>27270662
enjoy ur disappointment friendo
>>27270686
ok dude
>>27270719
the most passable trap i have encountered on here
>>27270726
i meant i wanted it deleted because the culture doesn't actually allow any meaningful exchange of ideas and actively causes its users to become stupider and more complacent, but i already come here daily and its probably too late for me so i can't really talk anyways. i wasn't mad about that insult in particular, its just the culture overall.
anyways i'm gonna go make some dinner, l8r nerds
>>27270838
oh fuck, heya megan
>>27270838
not dissapointed at all, you are really beautiful;
I like your hair.
>>27270838
is your name brooke?
>>27270838
You're hot. I want to rub my cock in your face.
>>27270838
if you lost 15 pounds you'd be maximum qt
>>27270838
SHREKT LMAO IS THAT A CLEFT CHIN WE WUZ SHREKQUISHA N SHIT LMFAO
back with din
>>27270881
>>27270905
k e k neither of those are my name or anywhere close, sorry
>>27270892
>>27270942
>>27271007
t-thanks guys
>>27270838
add me on steam plss
>>27271311
Please be my girlfriend. I want to cuddle with you forever.
>>27271301
....? its not a cleft chin i'm just fat, sorry dude
>>27271330
...? what is your steam, i don't see any open invites
>>27271363
i vaguely remember you asking that to literally every other female who posts on this board, which makes the offer pretty unappealing desu
>>27270838
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GUYS HOW DO I GET A GF
>>27271478
So you're just going to say no because of what people might think? You're just going to lose this opportunity of getting to know an amazing guy for a reason that doesn't even make any sense.
But it's fine if you want to be like that there's nothing I can do to help you see the light.
>>27271563
just b urself dude
original comment
>>27271566
....no, i don't care what people might think, i care that you are literally only desperate for any warm hole you can find and won't care about me as a person. you have shown no personality so far except wanting to rub your cock on peoples faces, which is a pretty generic interest desu
also
>amazing guy
>tripfag
pick one
>>27271563
fuck if i know, i guess you're supposed to go outside and get interests other than shitposting and watching 15 hours of anime a day but i can't really speak to the efficacy of that, sorry dude
>>27269143
>Your eyes are now blue!
>>27271729
How do you define personality and how can you see if someone has one?
>>27269120
LMAO IT'S A TROLL CUS THE BOSTON BOMBINGS WAS A STAGED EVENT
>>27271478
>you asking that to literally every other female who posts on this board, which makes the offer pretty unappealing desu
>>27270020
Are you a nigger?gee, niggs aren't original eh?
>>27272700
Are you saying she's right with your meme?
I can easily argue with that reasoning is wrong. But I didn't want to argue with holes. But if I can destroy a namefag with perfect reasoning then it would be worth my trouble.
>>27272775
>I can easily argue with that reasoning is wrong. But I didn't want to argue with holes. But if I can destroy a namefag with perfect reasoning then it would be worth my trouble.
>>27272815
You win this battle my friend. Next time I won't go so easy on you.
>>27272775
why are you in such a bad mood? You switched from
>I want to cuddle with you forever
to
>destroy
in 1 hour
>>27272846
I'm in a good mood what are you talking about. If you're a girl I want to cuddle. My thoughts are not tied to what I'm feeling.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U5cmrasc4i
How do I get a cuter girl voice so I can exploit lonely internet men for money?
>>27272895
>implying your voice isn't cute already
>>27271873
gee wiz....i don't know, interests, positive character traits, ability to engage with ideas? fuck if i know, i don't have one, i'm just pretty sure that you don't either
>>27272700
>>27272815
nice christophs dude
>>27272775
>unironically using the term "argue with holes"
w e w lass i dodged a bullet
>>27272895
idk man i've never been able to actually do that, but you sound cuter and more enterprising than i so maybe you can, good luck
>>27272957
I've posted a lot of interest under this name. I don't know what positive character traits. I always talk about my ideas and if someone tries to give me a meaningful though about it I try to understand it and make my ideas better.
Don't get so toasty my roastie.
>>27272930
>>27272957
Oh, okay thanks. I thought my voice was kind of shitty desu.
>>27273043
>unironically uses the term 'toasty roastie"
and this is why will not date anyone from this board l m a o
>>27273045
you are adorable, pls
>>27273182
You know you got trolled, don't you?
I just want to make sure you know.
All those qt girl voices made me hard
>>27273374
Same tbqh familiar
>>27269474
based m9
>>27270838
I'd like to take you out, and have you suck my dick. : )
>>27272895
You have a cute, girly voice.
>>27269474
>>27269937
>>27270062
>>27270382
>>27270838
Just so you know I'm jacking off hard to these
>>27269173
He can't post them, silly. They got blown off!
>>27269474
>>27269937
>>27270062
>>27270382
>>27270656
>>27272895
>tfw girls don't talk to you and I think you are hot even though you probably look like shit irl but your voice is just so nice
Joining the Military is still one of the best ways to kill yourself alongside jumping out of a plane and pretending the parachute didn't open right?
>>27274875
You should just loop this girl instead, she is better.
>>27272895
>>27272895
lonely internet man here
take my money plox
>>27275361
>lonely internet man here
>Man
>>27273218
lol ok friendo
>>27274627
>>27274875
i do it for the fans ;)
>>27274763
thanks but no thanks
>>27274975
....i posted my picture up thread, you already know whether i look like shit irl or not lel, thanks for the voice compliment tho :3
but pls don't de-map yourself friend, i believe in you and i'm sure you can make it <3
>>27275323
entirely subjective but enjoy ur 4- seconds of bliss dudeo ;)
man i really need to go to bed, i cannot even muster up a decent shitpost at this point
>>27275486
>thanks but no thanks
why not?
>>27269474
Very certain I recognize your voice. First name?
>>27275486
>but pls don't de-map yourself friend, i believe in you and i'm sure you can make it <3
Yeah you look pretty bad desu, not being a dick just telling the truth, you have no idea what you are talking about, you sure as hell better hope I do die for your own sake lol
Many ebin happenings in store.
>>27275518
i'm a virgin so idk but the idea of sucking dick, especially dick of a dude i'm not in love with or anything, sounds pretty unappealing desu
>>27275565
starts with an A, idk if i want to post my actual name on here..... but maybe i'm just paranoid, i dunno dude
>>27275581
ah well ok dude, enjoy eternal peace then i suppose. you're opinion of my appearance doesn't really matter to me, but please either seek help or invest in an exit bag, 'happenings' sound less than ebin.
>>27275616
Unless your first name is extremely obscure why would it matter?
>>27275656
>but please either seek help or invest in an exit bag
No
What would be the fun in an exit bag anyways? It's about the thrill or not knowing, mystery, it's about complete chaos deciding the fate of others through your life.
>>27275696
idk man usually i'd just rather be safe than sorry, it most likely would not actually be an issue though, you're right
then again there is someone threatening murder in this very thread, so maybe it would have been
>>27275743
this is why we need internet police desu
>>27269120
Is that Bellatrap?
>>27275808
>this is why we need internet police desu
?
>>27275831
yeah, what happened to that dude?
>>27270838
Please be in Toronto
Let me love you forever
>>27277165
boston, sorry :/i-i could move i guess :3
man I really need to go to sleep this is getting bad >.<
Could a femanon read this?
>"Face it Anon, your time is up. Your youth has passed. You failed to make anything of your life and now finally you're unable to just laugh at yourself and how pathetic you are and continue making the same mistakes, again and again. Your time is up. The sand has run out. The clock has reached zero. It's time for you to end your life Anon. I hate to be the one to say it but it really is time for you to leave. Nobody loves you except your mother, and even she only loves the memory of the person you once were. Yes she'll suffer when you do it but she'll get over it. She's gotten over worse. She's gotten over the fact that her son, who was so enthusiastic and optimistic as a child, has become the depressed loser she feared you would become. How many friends do you have? How many girls have told you that what they feel towards you is love, and not just pity or revulsion? This world isn't for everybody. Not everyone can expect to have a good time here. Some people are just too weak to be happy, and I think we both know that unfortunately you are one of those people. I mean you could have made something of your life! Think of all those chances! Oh I know you don't like to remember them as chances, but that's what they were and on some level I know you know that too. Well goodbye Anon, bad luck!"
>>27270656
Do your roasties shoot out like party horns when you get this mad?
>>27271808
I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN
