ITT: we talk about ways to annoy & inconvenience normies.
e.g. going the speed limit
Stopping completely before the sign at stop signs
Walking really slowly and standing just a little bit too close to them
>>27269000
Nice trips OP
this is an original comment u stupid jews
Leaving your towel on the floor
Bringing manga to class
Tell them you don't listen to pop and/or rap music
>>27269000
One of the hardest blows you can deal to normie society is get a high-paying job, work out, dress nice, get a nice apartment, and then absolutely refuse to let a woman move in with you.
It's a rather slow burn but it drives them insane.
>>27269364
This is very, very good. Tell us more, anon.
Do you lead them on for as long as possible? How do you break it to them?
>>27269364
Only good one so far.
A lot of the other stuff seems like things normies would do to annoy me, not the other way around.
Pay in change
>>27269424
Every time they come over they will try to mark their territory by leaving hair pins and small shit like that. It looks like an innocent mistake but it's not, they will slowly move increasingly larger items to your place.
So what you do is carefully move them all back to her place while acting like some innocent anime protagonist, you can be like "Oh and I brought you your shirt, you forgot it last time" etc.
Source: I had one gf (feel free to REEEE me out) but I also lived with female housemates and observed their behavior
>>27269047
>standing just a little bit too close to them
Doesn't that annoy autists too who then sperg out for whatever reasons?
>>27270153
Yeah,but normies get unnerved because you don`t look like one of them.They will get "creeped out" if your newtype power levels are high enough.But unless they`re really uncultured ghetto faggots will try and not tell you you`re unnerving them,which is the best part.
>>27269000
One way I like to annoy my pals is mispronouncing their names! Always a good knee slapper to see the look on their faces!
>>27270153
I'm the guy who posted that. I'm an autist and it's worth it
>>27270232
FRIENDLY JOE PLS!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
when they say "what's up?" Tell them what you're up to. Whatever you do don't say "not much"
>>27270105
I knew a girl who used to leave her shit with me all the time, but i just assumed she was being the typical ditzy idiot she was.
I wouldn't recommend bringing hairpins and such back to her, i'd say just ignore it and never ever bring it up.
If she questions it just you threw her shit away
>chew gum
>spit it out onto side walk when its lost all its flavor
>normie steps in it and gets a sticky shoe
>>27269000
>dobbed in the local pedophile to the police
That'll show him! Fucking normie thinks he'll get any pussy.
>>27270376
No one expects the ol sticky shoe.
Nice one, gotem
>>27270269
Hey there! I think you need to "take a chill pill" as they say! Don't know if you need a prescription or not! If you do, I hope you have insurance! lol!
>>27270232
YOU'RE BUSTING MY BALLS JOE
>>27270446
Friendly teasing is the biggest sign of a strong friendship in my book! (It's more of a pamphlet though because I'm not too complex of a guy, lol!)
>>27270487
Geez, you are just the darndest jokester! Be careful around this guy, boys!
>>27270487
Joe....please....if you're truly a friend shove a cock into your cock holster so you stop talking. I can't take it anymore...
>>27269000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
ass mad normie footage inbound now
>>27270581
Hey now, there's only two places I'll ever put my member (Three if I'm lucky! The fellas here know what I'm talking about!) and a "cock holster" ain't one of them!
When I get matched up with Chads on CSGO I purposely throw the game.
Last time the score was 15-14 in their favor. It was a 1v2 and I killed them both, all I had to do was defuse the bomb. I ran over and just stared at the bomb until it exploded and we lost.
Take that Chad fuck off back to CoD
>shit on my own lawn
>complain to neighbor his dog keeps shitting on my lawn
>neighbor has to deal with the slight inconvenience of disciplining his dog when it's completely unnecessary
another one
>take rubix cube
>rearrange stickers so that its unsolvable
>>27269000
going the speed limit doesn't piss off normies
it pisses off assholes that probably dont pay attention to any typical driving etiquette or rules.
That's such a small segment of the population it's unfortunate that statistically that's a lot of fucking people that just lack any god damn perspective that you don't drive the fucking same in traffic and around other vehicles as you would if you have a bunch of open road to yourself even when you're conforming to minimum fucking regulations god danniut
>>27270804
although when im a passenger i really dont fucking care as long as we dont wreck
if im driving im kind of a shit about this stuff
>>27270716
That Rubix Cube trick ya do must leave a lot of people in a pickle, huh! lol!
>>27269000
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>>27270880
You said it Joe
recline your seat on an airplane
Bump into them at the grocery store and don't say excuse me.
>>27269000
Contradicting everything they say by a thousand miles.
Rage will ensue.
>>27272272
Are you the Underground Man?
break the seal on every bottle of soda in the store
no satisfying bottle-opening sound for you, normie
>>27272427
We're all pretty much the Underground Man, together with a lot of Dostoevsky characters
>>27269000
As a superior neet, I sometimes like to wake up early, go out in my car and drive 5 miles per hour below the speed limit during rush hour, it warms my heart to know that I am delaying the wageslave and gifting him a few extra minutes of freedom in his car before he has to slave away all day.
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>rape neighbors daughter
>she's now traumatized and the concept of sex triggers her PTSD
Doing him a favour by nipping slut behavior in the bud
Anytime anyone asks you a question just say "Why?" no matter what the context.
