Why don't you just find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Anon?
i don't have the required amount of shekkels
I'd have to clue her in to the holocaust and it would probably cause a huge fiasco. I'd rather date a black desu senpai
Jewish girls are frequently mean
>>27268867
i can honestly say i've never met a jewish girl that wasn't a snobby bitch
they killed jesus
Never marry Jewish. They're standards are too high, and they will compare you to everyone else.
Because I'm Catholic and I'm afraid she'd desecrate the Host
>>27268892
That also applies to white women...asian women, hispanic women, black women, ......
>>27268882
This
Jewish women are basically the devil
I would if I could, girls don't want me though regardless of nationality.
I'm not into getting financially cuckolded.
>>27268957
>tfw no high test Jewess gf
>>27268946
If I was granted permission to hit one person in the world with a baseball bat, it would be that insufferable dumbshit Sarah Silverman
>>27268824
Because she'll circumnavigate my dick and have a rabbi suck me off
>>27268946
man i loved that fuckin movie silverman was in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg
>>27268824
>Anon when are genna find a nice Jewish girl and settle down!
The words of my nightmares.
>>27268982
She looked way better when she was younger, kind of fat now
>>27268824
In high school I was sort-of friends with one of the cutest girls in my grade, this blonde girl named Katie. Me and my best friend found out her family was Jewish, and that she identified. Well, after obviously making a bunch of Jew jokes at her, she thought it was funny and we invited her to our church.
To make a long story short, we converted her, and then continued to be friends. I figured she was out my league, with her being like a 9.5 and me being a 5 at best. But my friend tried to court her, she friendzoned him hard, and they stopped talking and I also stopped talking with her after we graduated.
>>27269191
she is disgusting
michelle trachtenberg and alison brie are the only top tier jewfus
>>27269221
What's she even doing these days? I remember she was a qt in Euro Trip but that was a while ago.
>>27269303
no clue. she got a bit chubs like 2 years ago thoughdesu i think she looks even better with a bit of meat on her
>>27269221
>>27269303
>>27269377
I remember she got my dick diamond-hard when she was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer before that
Also
>Euro Trip but that was a while ago.
2004. That movie came out 17 years ago senpai
>>27269377
>saggy tits
>cottage cheese
Good lord. The Wall gets them all.
>>27269221
Michelle got fat too, Alison is god tier though/.
>>27269447
>2004
>tfw 30
>when someone says a decade ago I still think of the 90's
>keeep losing time faster and faster
Turn back, young robots. There's nothing for you here.
>>27269473
yea i know michelle got fat, i kind of like the chubs though
alison went the other way, she looks spooky now. she doesn't look right now, lost way too much weight. she kind of looks like she's been doing too much coke or something
>finding a loxist girl
kek
>tfw you will never have a kike gf
>>27269493
>tfw been on 4chan for over 10 years
>>27269493
I'm also 30 senpai. 31 this year actually.
Remember the Olsen Twins?
There was a websit counting down the seconds until they turn 18, because we all assumed they would pose for playboy or do hardcore porn with each other or something.
Instead they ended up ageing like milk. A couple of skeletons that look like 56 year old lizard-people. But they probably don't care since they're worth millions and got into the fashion world.
>>27269221
She's a struggling/indie actress now desu the last "big" thing I remember was her being in a terrible 2006? remake of Silent Night Deadly Night
>>27269611
>She's a struggling/indie actress now desu the last "big" thing I remember was her being in a terrible 2006? remake of Silent Night Deadly Night
she's never been in anything really big anyway. the only reason i even remember her is because she was on pete and pete
>>27268824
Because I'm a Germanbot.
I've never even seen a Jew irl.
And when I see them in the US via Youtube they are trying so hard to maintain this "harmless funny quirky" image.
I would maybe consider it to gather some intel, to see what they're like in private.
>>27269611
>aging like milk
Nah they're still fucking gold. Career wise nope, but I'd still fuck
>>27269522
>not dicking her into a self hating Jew
Could be an interesting project desu senpai
>>27269668
>Because I'm a Germanbot.
>I've never even seen a Jew irl.
well hmmm
i wonder why that is
Anybody here really wanna cuck a Jewish guy by impregnating his qt Jewish wife?
>>27269678
>still fucking gold
Naw, senpai. Naw
>>27269684
>Kat Dennings
All of my hnnngggg. She is gorgeous.
they took my land
>>27269769
achmed al binzawi pls stop fighting the jews
>>27269716
An original idea
>>27269718
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
they look like transgender anime skeletons
>>27269716
>>27269792
>abandoning a half-aryan with a Jewish family
>>27269684
Now that you say it maybe we should try turning their women against them, just like they are doing with our wimmenz
>>27269716
>>27269792
But senpai, Jewish black magic captures the souls of any children born out a Jewish woman's vagina. If your mother is a sand-wizard, then so are you.
>>27269718
oh wow, yeah you're right anon
>>27269718
>pls dad no not here there are cameras its embarassing :$
That is the half-brother of France's former president, 46 years old.
>>27268824
They don't want me, and Jewish girls are mostly not nice anyway.
>>27269844
>we should try turning their women against them
jews are already the biggest race mixers
obviously it's arguable since jews aren't physically a distinct race but nonetheless
>>27268824
SHE CAN'T BE A JEW
NO
>>27269844
Based off post I've seen on
>>27268824
She wouldn't like my uncircumcised penis
>>27268824
Oi vey, Oi gevalt.
>>27269473
>those cankles
Holy hell, what a hambeast
>>27270227
No not by mixing but by getting them to vocally hate on "Jewish men" just like they recruited tumblr girls as their infantry
War has changed
>>27270301
>he doesn't like chubby michelle
low
test
>>27270277
Jew here this is not true uncut is the best.
>>27270327
>implying Kat Dennings isn't the superior high-test jewfu
>>27270380
her voice ruins all of that delicious high test
Jewish female here. Some reason a lot of guys get intimiaded when you tell them you're Jewish.
>>27270275
You learn something new every day I guess
>>27270423
We get intimidated because your are 2 times more of a money drain than a normal GF. Because, you know, you steal all of our shekels.
>>27270423
I will operate under the assumption that you are indeed a Jewish girl on r9k because I want to hear the punch line.
So. Why does it intimidate them?
>>27270275
Not really. But then again this is r9k so asking for you guys to know what's on a woman's mind is a like saying you can land a man on the sun.
>>27270423
>jewish female here
please stop, i can feel my bank account losing money already
>>27270461
.....fuck that I'm the bread winner
>>27270423
People are really intimidated by your fucking huge nose. Yes, it really is huge. Stop trying to circumcise me and go back to Israel.
>>27270520
please be my sugar momma jew gf
>>27270520
Back to the oven you go.
>>27270423
Are you into getting blacked?
>>27270461
How can that happen when I probably make more than you do? I don't spend my money either.
>>27270475
I don't know, you tell me??. That's what I have come to find out. It really confuses me when I tell a guy I'm Jewish they start to act subtly weird. Maybe they are just intimidated , but how? So explain to me what is on your little peanut brains to hate a woman just because she's Jewish?
>>27270667
Maybe they act weird, because they have a sudden urge to gas you.
I don't know how otherwise girls were raised but I was taught to have my own career, clean, cook, Ang generally how to care for a family.
>>27268990
I'd hit her with a bat after I hit her with dick
So she can't tell anyone how small it is, obviously
>>27270423
But how jew are you?
Jewish male here.... Well technically half jewish (dad is an Irish potato nigger). I dated a Jewish girl for nearly a year, she then left me for another (richer) Jew than myself. She was pretty cute also, blonde like in the pic.
Anyway, all I can say is that I don't want a Jewish gf anymore. I'm probably going to go for an Asian this time.
>>27270667
>when I tell a guy I'm Jewish they start to act subtly weird
Are you in the US? Could this be some mild paranoia on your part? Do you talk like Ms. Wollowitz?
>>27269447
Are you from the future? 2004 was 12 years ago.
>>27270748
Ukrainian jew mother and father.
>>27270755
Where are you from?
>>27270780
Yes. No. No.
>>27270667
i can't explain it personally, but if some girl i was interested in/she was interested in me told me she was jewish i'd probably react in a similar way and be a bit intimidated by that.
just being honest, but yea it would definitely turn me off.
>>27270895
Appreciate your honesty.
>>27270667
They probably don't ever interact with Jewish people or know much about them. Idk just a guess. Kinda like if you said you were from new Zealand. They don't know what that means or how to perceive it so their mind goes blank
>>27270987
if it helps, i'd react in a similar way if some girl told me out of the blue she was muslim
it just adds baggage that i don't understand or am interested in.
>>27270987
Do you work for a bank? Are you a lawyer? To you like pizza of any sort?
Literally the only women who have ever pursued me were Jewish women.
Is there a particular look that draws them or is it just my stellar lack of personality?
>>27270755
>Jewish male here.... Well technically half jewish (dad is an Irish potato nigger).
Dude are you me
I've never had a gf though. I'm robot as fuck. The only girl I've ever even spoken to was an Israeli qt though, I probably could've gotten her if I tried harder.
>>27271051
Probably your wallet.
>tfw no hairy Jewess snatch to go down on and find gold shekkels in.
Jew male here, it's truly a pain knowing no girl will ever want me. Even Jewish girls shun us now
>>27271094
I work in a grocery store
>>27271051
My guy is a scottish man, quiet, intellegent, great with building things, loves history. He's a bit longer than me is itolder Jewish chicks that dog you
>>27271036
Probably this. There's suddenly this nagging feeling in the back of your head that you have to read some kind of instruction manual.
>>27271140
*Younger than me
>>27271140
>He's a bit longer than me is itolder Jewish chicks that dog you
English?
>>27271148
seriously
i grew up in a christian family, so even though i'm not religious anymore, i get it. jews and muslims? i wouldn't know what to do and i'd rather not walk on eggshells so i don't offend them or say something stupid.
>>27271031
>>27271036
So it's because lack of interaction, stereotyping in the media, and the lack of that 'cool' factor.
>>27271051
Lack of personality is good, it means you are willing to do whatever. And it means you are probably a diligent worker at whatever. And you probably have this mysterious side to you, that you might actually be really outgoing and you just need the right person to do that. Also you are probably handsome looking. An having a job is a bonus, nobody likes a mooch.
>>27271049
Yes. No. Yes.
>>27271167
Sorry auto corrected on the phone. Are older Jewish women drawn to you?
>>27271159
>>27271140
Oh.
There were two in high school, and plenty throughout my adult life (I'm 28 now) but only one was more than a year older. I can't complain because I'm attracted to Jewish women, but I never had the nerve to deliver and push it beyond "y-you too."
So, since you're a Jewish female, would you mind telling me what features attract one?
>>27271222
I don't know if I'm alright looking but I'm definitely the other stuff.
Should you tell the other person that you're not Christian in the first meeting? It's an important issue but it seems to bring an elephant to the room when you bring it up out of the blue. Yet, if you decide to hide it, it may be seen as deceit or betrayal.
>>27271222
Kek, a jew who works at a bank, that is kinda funny.
>>27271402
she probably orgasms every time she holds those fresh stacks of cash
>>27271222
pic now
you post picture
>>27271397
Why? If he really cared and it got seious he would take the steps to become a convert for her. And saying it at all is a no-no for reasons pointed out here already, because guys will just wig out and get weird.
>>27269206
Too bad, it sounds she actually liked YOU buy you were to autistic to see. it doesn't matter if you're ugly if she's already hanging out with you.
>>27271402
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH JEWS?
THEY SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT GREEDY AND AREN'T CONTROLLING THE BANKS AND MOST INDUSTRIES, BUT MOST OF THEM HAVE "GOLD" IN THEIR NAME!
I dated a Jewish girl a few years ago.
She was nice, but we didn't have anything in common besides playing smash bros.
We're still friends.
Would recommend.
>>27271754
Did she do anal?
>>27271697
I MEAN, COME ON
WHAT IS THE DEAL
WITH ALL THESE BANKS?
THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE YOU MONEY
BUT ALL THEY DO IS TAKE YOUR MONEY
>>27268824
Jewish women never date black guys.
>>27271875
I MEAN REALLY
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE HOLOCAUST?
YOU TRY AND DESTROY A RACE OF PEOPLE AND ALL IT DOES IS GIVE THEM THEIR OWN NATION AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN AID!!!
>>27271964
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH NIGGER NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT NOW YOU'RE REACTING 200 YEARS FROM HE WOULD BE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM A TREE
best jew waifu coming through
Jewish girls are white.
Jewish girls are girls.
Two things that severely damage my chances.
>>27272040
Shit I almost forgot about that
The way he tries to recover before just walking off
I found this attractive Jewish girl in my class. I took a quick sneak picture of her sitting behind
>>27272172
What purpose does this post serve.
It's like I'm on /b/.
>>27272115
And this ladies and gents...is a little song I wrote about a very special underage holocaust victim
2....1,2,3,4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLaFLztnL84
>>27272122
Quiet nigger or I'll nigger your ass out. Nig
>>27270423
Probably because kikes are fucking degenerates even compared to normies
I'm a muslim so i don't think they'd like me
>>27268824
>knew a jewish girl back in elementary (when I moved there) and middle school
>she lived right across from me but we only interacted a few times
>high school comes, shes suppose to be in class
but shes not there
>her friend that I knew said that she moved to Israel but her parents still lived across from me
>some war something happens in israel
>never hear about her since
I-Is she dead guys?
>>27272315
More people die in a month in my state alone than in Israel in a year
>>27270423
It probably has something to do with your people fucking over civilizations for the last 3,000 years. When you're kicked out of every civilization up until 1945 you should probably realize that it's not them but you who is a piece of shit. I've never been intimidated by a female jew but I definitely dislike them and look forward to your next banishment.
>>27272367
We dindu nothin
>>27270423
be my gf kike
>tfw jewish roots
>get all stereotypical jewish traits
>hook nose, big teeth, brown eyes
>tfw even guys who are into jewish girls arent into girls that really look jewish
I was doomed from the start
>>27272664
post hook nose i thinkthey're cute
>>27272664
If that's any consolation, I'm a pure christian British and I have all those traits
>>27272664
How does it feel to know that while you complain about your struggles attaining a gf, you could simply post your face ITT and in an instant have dozens of men begging for the privilege of being your bf?
>>27268824
ALREADY DID LMAO
>>27272664
>>27272751
*attaining a bf
I have a jewish gf, ama
>>27272808
is she more expensive than a typical non-jew girl?
>>27272751
Quite indifferent because I did it before and didnt have any guys interested.
>>27272708
Posted it twice when there where r9k threads about nose-jobs and flaws
Not going to in different threads than those
>>27272808
How do I acquire a gf.
You can be specific to jews or not. I'm fine either way.
>>27272822
No, I am white myself, and have dated white girls.
Shes probably cheaper desu, she has wealthy parents. I only pay for my share when we go out
>>27268990
nah senpai this fat cow is way worse
>>27272867
P-Post a link to this cute nose please
I'm a male and got a Jew nose and Jew hair. People always ask if I'm Jewish, but never met any Jew girls where I live in Texas
>>27272867
Post face.I'll post mine if you post yours.
>>27272881
How tall are you?
If above 5 ft 9, just hop on a cycle of tren
Take acid and experience ego death, then slowly rebuild your personality into a outgoing, confident, social one. GF will come with it. desu the jew bit of my gf was just coincidental, but she has this cute semi hook nose.
>>27270667
>So explain to me what is on your little peanut brains
That obnoxious attitude just might be why.
>>27272913
pretty good baseballbatfu
