>wake up
>see this
>wat do robot?
>>27268584
break out my beta bux and ask her what she wants me to buy off her amazon wish list!!!!
>>27268584
Go back to sleep most likely
Punch her in her worthless art-student face
>>27268584
Pull on her nose ring.
>>27268584
wake up for real, knowing my shitty brain it's a trick
>>27268626
doesnt sound very nice anon
>dyed hair
>nose ring
throw her in the trash
>straight bangs
>dyed hair
>nose ring
>red lipstick
thanks for wearing your warnings where I can see em
>>27268584
not even that because she does deserve this privilege
>>27268584
>wake up
>see this
>wat do robot?
wake up, just for real this time
>>27268677
why do you say these terrible things
I used to hate septum piercings, but I'm becoming increasingly attracted to them.
>>27268683
*doesn't
original comment you metal nug booger lookin ass robot
Get a boner like I do every morning, and then take it out and see if she wants to play with it.
>>27268584
I'd have to ask that young lady where she got her haircut! It looks like someone cut her bangs with a butter knife if ya ask me!
>>27268917
Why are you being so mean all the time
>>27268584
Rape her. Violently.
Then kill it.
>>27268584
>nose ring
>tumblr hair
1.pump
2.dump
>>27268947
Sorry there fella! It was just some friendly banter! (As the kids like to call it!)
Trust me, I'm no super model myself either! We're all in the same boat here! (And that boat happens to be the Titanic! Lol!)
>>27268985
Don't fall for the bait, kiddos.
You almost had me you stupid fag
>>27268961
it's not tumblr if you dye your hair for fun once in a while
>>27268584
>wake up
>see this
>puke
I'd ask her if she wanted to go out sometime.
She's qt.
>poke at the nose ring like a mute congo tribesman
>turn 720 and walk away
>>27269242
>falls off a cliff
Reddit is now dead. This is good.
>>27268584
Verify if girl
If girls then hug it and kiss it gently
Then make sweet love to the sloppy parts
After politely ask her to change hair color back to normal, stop using so much makeup and definitely remove the nose piercing
If guy/other call police
>>27269483
what if I tell you she is originally a girl
kissu
She's cute. Cuddling is the only correct answer.
>>27268584
Bird girl is cute. CUTE!
>>27269841
you speak the truth
>>27269876
how could someone be so glum while covered in pigeons
>>27269580
So it's other?
>>27268584
Fuck her while the robots REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27269876
I saved the pict...
Don't know what to say
>>27269987
who knows honestly
>>27269987
Because you'll get shat on when you eventually try to leave
>>27268584
yank that disgusting fucking nosering out
go to the store
by some hair dye
fix that moss clump on her head
>see the green hair
>raise my red flag
>>27269876
>>27269580
>>27269118
>>27269057
>>27268708
you know
having multiple earings/ body piercings, was, and still is to some degree, considered a sign of pathology
>>27269987
she's been fucked a lot
>>27270056
>man i dont get enough attention for being cute
>better stick some quarters in my ears
>>27270056
>gauges
DROPPED
where is the MOD this is becoming a fucking joke
>>27268584
Get her high and sell her to the sex trade she earned it with her trigger hair.
>>27270166
none of us are perfect anon
>>27268584
Whats the point of piercings like that?
It looks like metal snot hanging out of the nose, it's repulsive by objective standards
>>/soc/
>>/soc/
>>/soc/
>>/soc/
>>/soc/
Unoriginal like your personality
10/10 cringe
>>27268584
If her bangs were longer and hair wasn't green she'd honestly be cute as fuck
>>27270253
attention, anon, the simplest of pleasures for the simplest of minds.
>>27268584
smell hair tbhonestoand her ass
>all this lack of appreciation for dyed hair and body mods
disgusting regressives, the more beautiful the face the better it looks thus adorned
>>27268584
Freeze up.
She will think I want her to leave.
If only I could tell... her... that ....
Nope, totally jammed.
Too bad.
Left all alone again.
Opportunity wasted.
Nobody to blame but myself.
Onto another day.
Wouldn't really be surprised t b h f a m, i am pretty good at picking up hipster chicks at this point and I love it.
>>27270470
tell me your secrets famalam
>>27268584
Gib kissbloxonbloxonbloxon
>>27270377
This. I love piercings and died hair. She's perfect desu.
>>27270494
be almost like them but not quite. Like, they all smoke ciggies but find it cool/refreshing that I don't (and that I play sports, they really dig that, cuz most hipster guys are slobs with dad-bods, i am not ripped by any means, but I look athletic). And like, you gotta dress reasonably well. As far as talking to them, you gotta be real loose with spelling and grammar, and if they start using emojis or smileys or something like that, you emulate it. Also helps if you do creative things, I make music and take photos. Anything in particular you wanna know? idk, would have to say i was blessed with decent looks as well.
>>27270592
in continuation, I find the hype around becoming a 'chad' to get staceys is pretty overblown. I find hipster chicks way hotter, and they definitely don't really require/desire you to to be super confident and muscly. I've picked up a chick by telling her i think about killing myself a lot lmao. I won't pretend like I am a 'robot' like some of the people here, because I am not. But I feel like hipster chicks actually like some of the qualities that 'robots' have anyway
>>27270592
where do you find them at? internet or certain kinds of establishments?
>>27270698
Used to be tinder, but I stopped doing that because i got much better at talking to girls irl. It took like a good year of just putting myself out there and experiencing lots of different interactions with girls to build up this confidence though. So like, at gigs is a big one, and pubs, also at uni.
>>27270592
>>27270695
Holy shit, I'm dating a girl who is vaguely similar to the op pic and you describing how you pick girls like that up is so fucking on point with how it was for me...mind fuck.
There really is a formula for everything
Guys this isn't rocket science here. if a girl likes you it's because you can increase her social standing, network of friends and opportunities, etc in some way. Being a semi-successful artist or musician literally means ANY of these wannabe girls will drop their panties for you and want to brag and drag you around. As long as they can google your name.
Any personal qualities they say they like about you are simply false and varies from guy to guy.
>>27270592
>Be yourself
original commento
Fight with her about Trump vs Bernie for awhile before we hate fuck eachother after arguing for about 15 hours. Right after I stump her that Trump's never said anything racist, after I've trumped every one of her arguements and show her how she's going to be poorer 4 years from now with kfc king's new tax plan she just launches herself on me and tears my shirt off.
>>27270999
I'm a professional comedian and that doesn't score me as many chicks as you think. It's not about being an artist.
>>27271014
Being yourself works if yourself isn't a fucking beta loser. You also might have to change yourself.
tell that ugly tranny to get out of my room
>>27271014
i didn't say "be yourself" I was saying what works for me when picking up hipster girls. fucking kill yourself fag. I specifically outlined qualities that I believe they are into - not qualities that I automatically have. e.g. dressing well - I make a concerted effort to see what the guys who hot hipster chicks are with dress like, and dress similar to that, but not exactly the same.
>>27270821
yeah man, i would never date one though, got close once and she started getting crazy - i feel like they are a major headfuck and not the type of person you would want to 'settle down' with. good luck 2 u though. Is your girl freaky in bed as well?
>>27271356
She's def a lil weird and has some small issues, but inside she's really kind of a sweet family girl who wants to live in a house near nature with animals.
I mean it's too early to tell but this one seems pretty good.
She is freaky indeed, also the only girl that has sent me nsfw snaps without me asking for anything.
Idk man, after having seen basic girls, this one's so intriguing
>>27268584
>ywn kiss bird-chan
>>27272000
lawd bless these digits
>>27272000
nice trips, have a bird-chan
Go back to sleep, must be still dreaming
>>27272046
thank you she looks very cute in this pic
>>27268584
>wake up
>someone has broken into my home
>grab the knife I have by my bed
>ask her to vacate these premises until she leaves the building, I can call the cops and they arrive or I am forced to physically defend myself
>>27268584
She has a cute lip shape
>>27272939
Correction, it looks cute in that picture
Scrolling through the thread they seem too thin
