ITT: ask the oracle
will op suck my dick?
>>27267377
last digit decides
> 1: yes
> 2: no
> 3: possibly
> 4: if you make it happen
> 5: re-roll
> 6: only time will tell
> 7: no
> 8: yes
> 9: it will never happen
> 0: only God knows
what time should i go out tonight?
>>27267412
no. the oracle is right. as always.
Am I going where I think I'm going?
will it stay at a B or not oh god please holy fuck
>>27267457
Will the OP take it up the ass though?
>>27267441
the fuck.....? the fuckbloxfuckr9k
>>27267462
Uh oh
Is it worse than I thought it was?
>>27267377 is there a point
>>27267377
will i ever lose weight OP
>>27267377
Am I going to get arrested today for violating my avo and good behaviour bond?
>>27267481
I can still change it. Don't care what you even say, horned skull dude.
>>27267495
Well Fuck yourself then.
>>27267496
I suppose so, but who truly controls time, you, or me?
Does Andrea actually love me and will she be mine?
>>27267377
Will she ever love me again?
Muted comment not original lol
Will I ever stop having suicidal thoughts?
>>27267377
Will I fuck a qt.3,14 girl this year?
Does Sabrina like me?
>>27267579
Was the oracles last answer false?
>>27267377
Will OP admit to being a massive faggot?
Should I ask her out
Bloxblox?
>>27267602
Were the oracles 2 last answers to my questions false?
>>27267377
Will the oracle always lie?
>>27267629
Were the oracles 3 last answers to my question false?
>>27267377
Will I get this chance this year.
>>27267648
P
PA
PAR
PARA
PARAD
PARADO
PARADOX
PARADO
PARAD
PARA
PAR
PA
P
Bony oracle, is it true that I really have no reason to trust you?
Is the one who likes me the one I'm thinking of?
>>27267377
Will i ever be happyy
>>27267750
GOD DAMNIT I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER
>>27267733
Pussy. Either you're afraid, intentionally deceptive, or as idiotic as me, otherwise you'd give ma a straight answer
Yes for idiot/afraid, no for intentional deception
>>27267793
I guess I really can't trust nRNG
What if I were you? Would you be happy?
will I start a fourth reich?
>>27267822
Shit, that sucks, because either I already am or that's what I'm gunning for
How does that make you feel skullboi? Good?
>>27267377
Will I get a job (and love it) this year?
>>27267377
Will I ever get dubs?
Are chicken tendies made of real chicken?
>>27267377
Will Trump win the Republican nomination?
>>27267377
Will it happen this very years or not.
>>27267869
I don't take no for an answer.
You motherfucker !
>>27267846
>Only time will tell
Let's assume I'll get the job. Will it become a real career with multiple raises and promotions?
will i be able to kill myself someday
>>27267900
Real answer NOW !
Did I fail at my number one main superobjective?
>>27267904
>The choice is up to you, make the correct actions
Hmmm.
This job thing looks very cryptic. Will I go back to school instead?
>>27267935
Oh damn, you suspenseful little bastard...
>>27267958
Will I destroy you anyway?
>>27267982
We'll have to see about that, friend.
The shit you do is perverse as fuck, eventually it's all gonna come crashing down
Y/n? Or are you in denial?
will i kill myself this year?
this should be funnay
>>27268003
Ambiguity is always your defense when you feel cornered, because you're a pussy
Y/n?
>>27267377
will alex come visit this time?
>>27267377
is emma into me like I'm into her?
>>27267377
Will I do good on my number theory exam
>>27267377
will me and erine chill tonight?
will i improve myself
>>27268085
rerollio
rool
rool
roll
poriginas
>>27267377
will eric pay me today?
>>27267377
does hannah like me like i like her?
>>27267377
roll
bloxoxsjsjdbajanbasj
Is it true that I'm in a twilight zone between caring and not caring?
>>27268195
roll AGAIN
BLOXCOX
Will Hailey ever love me?
>>27268226
Re asking this question
>>27268216
Will time tell me what I want to hear?
>>27268247
Is it all my fault?
>>27267377
Who stole my pizza?
>>27267377
Does she love me ?
Blox
Will taking shrooms help ease my anxieties?
>>27268301
Was it me?
Well?
Roll because
>>27268339
Will doing DMT make me understand more about reality?
Will I get an Internship this year?
Can I wake up now?
>>27267377
Will it bring unpleasant circumstances?
>>27268409
Druggie got BTFO by the oracle.
>>27267377
Will she sleep with me?
Will I die wishing I had never existed here?
Willl I get the qt.e pi3
will l die soon
>>27268425
Ok oracle
s4s best board ?
>>27268466
should I pursue other woman in the mean time?
>>27268455
Dumb frogposter
Meme addiction isn't any better
>>27268507
Fuck is she the one?
I don't want to be a christfag.....
Will I get a chance to talk to that girl from the grocery store again?
>>27267377
What's the name of that one vietnamese pop song I have stuck in my head?
>>27268489
will you bow before your master?
>>27268439
So I shouldn't worry?
>>27267377
Will she text me this weekend? You know who.
>>27268529
Fuck you oracle.
Will I meet a girl in uni?
>>27268556
are you afraid of me?
>>27268548
That's not it you nagger
Will I see her within the next month
will i make it brother?
Will she acquiesce my request for a peepee touch??
>>27268588
am i god?
>>27268565
Rolling.
Pasta AL dente kakaka
>>27268596
OH HO HO fucking YES
on my second try
wish it was the first
but damn skulldude, maybe you're not so bad after all
...are you?
Will I accomplish all my goals?
Will she have seen the message by tommorow?
>>27268587
Should I try anyways?
,Will evie go out with me?
Will I get fat in the future?
Give me a positive outcome for once... life can't be so hopeless...
Will I ever be where I want to be in life?
>>27268675
Rwllingz
>>27268664
What the fuck oracle
will i make a shitload of money and be happy and stuff
Am I going to become a wagecuck this year?
>>27267377
Will I ever have a gf?
This is original question.
Is oblivion coming for me soon?
>>27267377
Will I get a gf by the end of the year?
og
>>27268746
Come on, I thought I would get that from you. Anyways, let me ask you another one. Am I going to finally achieve operating cyborg status?
>>27268753
Still thats better than "no", I guess.
>>27267377
Will I ever be with her?
ghkfjghv bhvy
Will I get a bf before I turn 24?
>>27267377
Will I have sex with C. this quarter?
>>27268803
Okay, but is it -likely- that I will?
>>27267377
can I suck my own dick
>>27267377
Will I get a gee eff this year?
>>27268784
I think I know what to do, then. Thank you Oracle. Now, if I may ask any more questions, I make the question in >>27268802 mine. Will I ever be with her? Also, sorry for your answer friend, it makes me hope the Oracle might be wrong.
>>27268831
the oracle lies, I wish only death to you OP.
>>27267377
/x/ get the fuck out of this board reeeeeee
Does she like me back
Commento original
>>27267377
Will she say yes if I ask her out?
>>27267377
Will my life get better?
>>27267377
Will I ever be happy?
Lanigiro Tnemmoc
>>27268866
I see that you like to let our minds think about all the possibilities and leave us in our doubts instead of ending them. That's fine, but I would like a more definitive answer this time. Does she like me back?
>>27269015
reroland
>>27269038
Really? Would she actually agree to go out with me if I were to invite her to a date?
>>27267377
Am I actually retarded and handicapped?
Are we going to be done fighting soon?
>>27269075
R E R O L L
E
R
O
L
L
>>27267377
Are you who I think you are, oracle?
Will I Fuck that German Pussy?
>>27267377
Will I ever know why I'm here
should i end my life RN?
>>27269155
I was hoping I wouldn't have to...
will things change
>>27267377
Will donald trump save humanity as god emperor of earth?
>>27267377
Will I ever die?
>>27267377
Will I be raped by Tyrone?
Is it all your fault?
>>27267377
should i stop being a bitch and just an hero?
>>27269145
Re-roll, let me get that Pussy m8
>>27269192
Will donald trump win the primarys?
>>27269071
Thanks Oracle. Now, should I try something soon as opposed to waiting to see how our relationship develops?
>>27267377
will i meet a girl better than v who will put up with my shit?
>>27267377
Will I do well in linear algebra?
>>27269205
be str8 with me duder
I just want to detach and float around even though you think I'm not good enough to. Who the fuck are you to decide that? You're the one trapped in hell, not me, faglord.
>>27269214
I don't know who you are, but now you know you have to kill Trump. I'm counting on you.
>>27269222
first time i ever get trips and it's wasted. fuck.
>>27269209
Fuck you, you are just a stupid image right?
>>27269199
Welp I guess I really am immortal now.
Am I gay?
Pls be honest
Do I like dick?
>>27269258
>never dying
>a good thing
OOOOOHHH MAN
OH MAN
I am dumb (yes) or is anon (no)?
>>27269258
In my interpretation he meant that immorality is never going to happen. The answer was not clear enough for us to build a consensus as to what he meant.
>>27269267
Liar.
Were you lying?
Am I gay, Oracle?
>>27267377
will my life get any better before im 30?
Do you actually know anything RNG? Do you speak to the mathematical spirit of the perverse place you call my home or are you truly as "R" as RNG makes you sound?
will i ever see S?
should i get high tonight?
>>27267377
Will I find the braveness to kill myself tomorrow?
>>27269335
re-rolling desu
Would things have turned out better if I had killed myself back then?
>>27267377
should i save my drugs for tomorrow?
>>27269355
re-re-rolling desu
wow
>>27269365
Okay
>>27269343
Also this
Two in one
will she leave her pos bf for me?
Should I literally just literally like kys mysalf?
>>27269376
alright then, will i ever be in a loving relationship with S?
>>27269008
Will she actually like me back?
>>27269385
Maaaaaaaaanmanmanmanmaaan
Will I get into a relationship this year?
>>27269407
just to confirm desu
>>27267377
Is she a virgin or just terrible at foreplay?
Will my current oneitis be my gf?
Will we hook up
>>27269434
Reroll. Is she a virgin?
>>27267377
Will I finally die this year?
will i finally kill myself
>>27267377
Praise be to Allah
I am torn in my affections between physical and psychological attraction. Should I eschew both and focus on improving myself?
>>27269421
Ah, for once some honesty!
Whoever was here before had a lot of heart and soul
Will I be the someone else I want to be right now?
Is life worth living without love?
>>27267377
will i ever get a gf
comment was unoriginal
so im sending it again
>>27269515
Still the same
captcha is hard
>>27267377
will i get my gf soon
comment orignality anticipated
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>>27269537
Oh fug. Guess I should just end it.
>>27267377
Should I just end it?
>>27267377
rerolling on GF question
pls be soon
>>27267377
will i get a qt gf if i move out and try living by myself ?
>>27267377
will my first gf be a virgin
>>27269586
well thats not very helpful is it ?
>>27267377
does she feel the same
>>27267377
will my first gf be qt
is she the one im really looking for
>>27267377
Will I fuck a qt3.14 this year?
Will I move out by the end of 2017?
Will I get a qt this year?
>>27267377
Will I get a gf within the next 2 months?
am i ever going to be loved?
original
>>27269624
ok but atleast tell me this, will she be underage ? :^)
>>27267377
Will it finally work out with her?
>>27269727
oh boy, younger than me ?
>>27267377
Will I get into the school of my choice?
>>27267477
topkek. guess op is not a giant faggot for once.
>>27269217
Wait, is she going to ask me out?
>>27269755
fine, have a reroll
>>27269766
roll once more.
>>27269775
If that's what it takes...
>>27269766
>>27269793
Please give me a definite answer oracle
>>27269800
Is she happy right now?
will i get the job?
tuktciluv
>>27267377
Will I make it in finance?
>>27267377
will I ever rid of this thing? it's fucking disgusting
Will my current relationship with gf work out?
>>27269910
No fuck you you shitty oracle. I know you know. Tell me.
>>27269800
Did god tell you in the meantime? I would really like to know, so I repeat the question.
>>27267377
will i get into msft
original commentirino fuck u roboto
>>27269935
"rolling again" lets goooo
>>27267377
irl brobot of mine was telling me this qt blonde girl was checking me out, the other day I saw her looking at me as well
should I approach her?
>>27270054
FUCKING HELL THIS IS BULLSHIT GIVE ME A DEFINITIVE ANSWER
>>27269472
Am I as brave as this shitposter?
>>27267377
Will my job turn out as well as I think it will?
>>27267377
will they ever go away
>>27267377
will I ever stop being such a beta loser?
Did Sandy Hook happen?
>>27267377
what about getting a qt gf?
>>27270135
ANOTHER ROLL
>>27270156
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR CENSORS THIS IS HIGH IN CONTENT REE
Is there any point to trying any more?
Do I even have a chance?
>>27267377
Will I achieve my life long goal to become a professional 2D and 3D animator?
>>27267377
is she cheating on me
Is she going to disappoint me?
>>27271354
Does she have the potential I seek?
s-should i?
>>27271385
Very original roll coming through.
>>27267377
were all those femanons mirin or nah
>>27267377
do I look good to femanons
Do we live in a world of shit?
>>27267377
does she still remember me
>>27267377
Will i evee overcome my 2d obsession
WiLL I ev3r be happy?
>>27273175
're rolling for answer of new.
>>27267377
will i get gf this semester
>>27273258
will i lift my depression along with it?
Should it be done on april 19?
is it her?
Oracle, will she sleep with me again? :(
Does she actually like me?
I seriously think the robot should be taken off this shit again
Should I craft a golden Grommash?
>>27267377
Will my dream be realized?
>>27267377
Can I please just die already?
>>27267377
oracle will i ever get a gf
>>27267377
Should I kill myself?
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