Robots claim to be more intelligent than the average dumbfuck "normalfag" and usually assert that it is this very intellectual superiority that makes them unable to relate to the dumber normalfags.
I'm not so sure. Let's see if you guys have any skill in the foremost intellectual sport of the western tradition, and how well you play me at chess. I'll be taking 5/0 time controls, either side, although if anyone wants to request different times, I'll consider it.
http://lichess.org/ASBSz7Lm
Arimaa is better
>>27266570
Furry detected.
>>27266549
That's 1-0 against a self professed normie visitor.
Any other takers?
http://en.lichess.org/XUQ7Fvgr
Anyone wanna do me?
http://bg.lichess.org/izCUrHFf
OP getting his shit kicked in
>>27266731
Black from that game here. I was playing through an android browser and I can't see the rematch offer because the browser restarted itself.
Here's a new link: http://lichess.org/2zdljG1S
>>27267272
Hola shit, fuck playing through a phone.
New link: http://lichess.org/y0TuRVP4
>>27267327
Says you left
>>27267247
I've gone 2-0 here.
And issuing a new challenge, would like to see >>27267272
again, I'll even take black for certain this game.
http://lichess.org/6yVD5i0b
>>27267386
I tried making a game through the app but I don't really get it.
This is what is showing on my screen, I give up
>>27267439
Join up http://en.lichess.org/GoJE0w0N
>>27267474
Playing with a phone is a huge pain in the ass. This is what it shows for me, I can't do anything.
To OP or whoever I played with, "RubberSalad" is my lichess username, feel free to hit me up. I'll respond as soon as I get home.
>>27266549
>challenging people to chess
>this game is more about memory than strategy
Sperglord, the post.
>>27267434
3-0 OP here.
http://en.lichess.org/0vRDQ7TD
FUCK LI CHESS
Ranked 1368 on chess.com.
Name is legend7r2. Add me for games.
How do I find useers to add you anyways?
eveyone's playing chess but i've been playing checkers for years
>>27266549
4-0
http://en.lichess.org/6ReswCzC
>tfw I have a chess calculator open and ready to crush OP
Start a new game already. My body is ready.
>>27267820
5-0 Hope that wasn't you in my last, you might need a better machine.
http://en.lichess.org/OGmpnnh5
fak, I suck at chess
http://en.lichess.org/3tNgwWMg
Come at me robots
>>27267887
6-0
http://en.lichess.org/Mda0Ljll
This has really been kind of disappointing. I think this will be my last game if I don't get another good one like Anon #2 provided.
>>27267595
this
OP you are literally a sperg and should kill yourself if you haven't considered it already
come at me bros
http://lichess.org/OMQZuB9L
plebian op uses lichess.
fight me on icc
>>27268168
again lessgo
http://lichess.org/XaN8oMf5
>>27268196
>ICC
1998 called
>>27267595
all i here is "wah wah wah wah wah"
>>27268219
just shitposting, op already beat me.
But I that's not saying much since I only casually play.
>>27266549
Nope, that's not why I can't relate to normals
I can't relate to normals because they seem to care about things I never could
>>27268206
whoever was black in this game was DUMB AS FUCK
>>27268324
>>27268206
that's true
1-0 come at me bruvs http://lichess.org/SifbW7Ir
>>27268303
This
My problem is I have literally nothing to talk about to other people. They don't know anything about my interests, and I have very few interests (but am deeply into them). So I just can't talk to people. And it's awkward.
>>27268224
BRIE MODE
wah wah wah wah wah duck face wah wah wah wah duck face
>>27266549
7-0 I'm bored and leaving. Sorry guys, but at least some of you are taking up the game of yourselves. Play hard, look at your positions before you move, and you'll do well.
>>27268368
>http://lichess.org/SifbW7Ir
>>27268368
what's your elo before you go?
1v1 me fags http://en.lichess.org/0ax8RYqu
>>27266549
Play go instead if you want an intellectual game. Robots have beat world chess champions since 1998, they just finally made a robot that beat a go champion 3 out of 4 rounds.
>>27268345
2-0
New challenge: You have 10 minutes. I will resign if I use more than 1 minute.
http://lichess.org/8ivQ7T70
>>27266549
Most robots feel as if they are fucking idiots, none of us are intelligent at all. The people bragging about intelligence aren't robots, they're normies that try to feel better about themselves by bragging.
http://lichess.org/0AAgbDuG
come here
4-1 so far (lost against world champion OP)
>>27268575
this
I'm fucking retarded. I checked out lichess and I can't even beat the level 1 AI.
>>27268563
3-0
Just won my first 10v1 minute challenge
Another: http://lichess.org/i63FJpZC
>>27268662
I was in the same position as you like a month ago.
I still suck but I am up to level 3 AI now, just by playing and watching videos.
>>27268721
4-0
Can anyone beat me 10v1 minutes?
http://lichess.org/doWJPIps
>>27268613
4-2 now, bruv. gg.
Who wants to play the winner?
http://lichess.org/LEt6hN26
>>27268860
5-0
Still on this roll
10v1 minute can you beat me? http://lichess.org/Quxw1eaH
>>27266549
Well, I did get an official IQ test and the result was slightly above average, so there's that.
And I can't remember the last time I played chess or the exact rules so I have to pass.
Though the slightly above average intelligence has done me no good, not academically nor with people, I'm still a failure in the end.
>>27269117
6-0
Last one before I go back to sulking alone: Can anyone beat me? I'll give you 10 minutes. I'll resign if I use more than 1.
http://lichess.org/V9J63JrF
>>27269237
YOU GOT FUCKED
>>27269397
I was white. I won. 7-0. I'm done playing for the night.
>>27268983
Now 2-0. Who's next?
http://lichess.org/zvo98Ahc
>>27269237
I forgot to ask you. What is your elo?
>>27269432
My chess rating is ~2000
>>27269481
snap son
new robot here
http://lichess.org/2l0jCC11
http://lichess.org/fNiaMMX7
ill play someone but im not that good
talk shit post link to lichess game
http://lichess.org/VGeaDwMx
>>27269613
i got totally stomped! i think the guy i was playing at was at a totally different level...
would anyone else like to play someone who is bad at chess?
http://lichess.org/WxVJ3VKs
>>27270002
i guess for this to work, you should state your level play level
>>27270002
Here, I'm bad too!
http://lichess.org/rIC3mUON
>>27270077
Are you the guy i played against? sorry... I don't know my level.
im shit at chess senpai senpai
http://lichess.org/UtPw6iOB
i am decent.
http://lichess.org/3LBqhliE
decent somewhat
http://en.lichess.org/G0J2bs5g
>>27270789
need a friend here :(
>>27270956
http://lichess.org/5EvcuvgW
play this buddy
guys I'm still pretty new to chess (know how to play but no experience) how do I get good
>>27271504
research basic chess theory, thechesswebsite is a good youtube channel
http://lichess.org/NhgAZ898
No more than 15 minutes for both of us.
