What kind of gf do you want, r9k?
>>27264872
Is this supposed to be bait to get us to say we want a gf like that? Because I do. I have no standards except that she likes me.
>>27264872
One who doesn't judge me for things I have no control of.
>>27264872
The good kind
>intelligent
>generally kind and warm hearted but not a push over
>respectful
>sexy, but in a modest, "earthy" way
>>27264872
Just meme my shit up, familiar.
>>27264872
>got a "practice gf" online about 3 months ago
>as far as looks go she's probably like 4/10
>has a lot of weird hobbies and wears a lot of baggy stuff
>wasn't all that into her at first but now I'm falling hard for her
>mfw
Isolation does weird fucking shit to the brain. If I didn't know any better I might actually consider wife-ing this girl.
>>27264872
I saw this shit on cuckbook, from some Stacy, I was about to fall for the "I want a GF like that" bait
I just want one that cares about me.
>>27264872
I JUST NEED ONE MORE FUCKING X CHROMOSOME AND I WOULD BE SET FOR LIFE FOR A NEET LIFE
>>27264872
Hurt me hard, anon.
Eat shit
>>27264872
a good half of these are green flags
baka what horrid taste
>nobody wants a girlfriend who prefers sweatpants and big baggy t-shirts than any other clothes
anyone who took this seriously has never had a girlfriend or even seen a girl when shes in lounge mode.
>>27265392
>TFW XXY Klinefelter scum
I am not set for life.
>>27264872
>mfw my gf is all of these
>What kind of gf do you want, r9k?
A real one
>>27265415
This.
>no sense of fashion
>prefers sweatpants and big baggy T-shirts
>is introverted
>is weird af
>has no social life
Literal waifu tier. Fucking normans mang.
double standardino
I like clingy yet introverted. If I already like the person in question, it's really endearing.
Sweatpants and slippers are cute af if you're cuddling together but you both know how to dress on the street.
Obviously we can understand internet addiction and lack of social life.
List is probably normshit from kikebook.
one that can tell funny jokes and laugh with me. one that cares about me. one that won't cheat on me, but instead would just leave me if she's unhappy. one that would willingly date a fat guy and care less about looks and more about feelings. one that would listen to the same music i listen to and be happy with it. one that would watch feelsy tv shows and movies and cuddle with me. one that isnt horribly ugly but one that isnt a straight 10/10 because i'd be insecure
>tfw no gf
>>27264872
I want a gf that was born a woman and is not trans
>>27264872
Dude, sweat pants are comfy af
>>27264872
one that just is loyal and stays with me.
>>27264909
This desu senpaithisisaveryorigionalcommentdesu
>>27264872
Remove
>fangirls over her idols endlessly
and we're good
it's not okay to get cucked by famous chad
>wanting a gf
how are all of you not jaded enough already?
I don't even want one. they ruined my dreams about future relationship. I just wanna be by myself now and hopefully die alone so these harpies don't fucking bother me anymore. jesus christ. them bitches be crazy, I swear.
>>27265002
i know that clingy feel. You should reassess if you can get someone better, if not then you could actually consider wife-ing her, assuming that no-one else finds you interesting or attractive.
>>27264872
the last one, looks like a potato, is the only one I care about. My two rules are no tards and no lards.
I just want a gf that would hug me
>>27264872
this descibes my ex 100% and she made my life hell and made me completely afraid to ever try a relationship again so its correct
>>27266644
she looked like a potato? Man anon, I'd rather stay a lonely wreck than be with a landwhale...
>>27266671
besides the potato part she was a solid 9 but i guess i realise why she dated me when she turned out to be a totally abusive psycho lol
>>27264872
Someone that can see past my numerous flaw while being
>not fat
>No shitty attitude
>no tattoo
and committed.
>>27266698
I know how you feel. The one rl gf I ever had was insane, she pretended to be all nice and shy but in actuality was completely self centered. Convinced herself everyone was out to get her and everything wrong with her was their fault. Also treated me like shit when I tried to help, and since she was a gross lardo carried me like a trophy to her bitch friends about finally getting a guy. I never thought I would break off a relationship, never thought once I got it I'd be WORSE but I did. Fuck I couldn't stand her.
>>27266511
nah i would be fine with. it shows that she is human and is passionate about something or someone she likes
>>27266774
i hear you bro, have a drink on me and enjoy being free from the trap, 3 years of my life down the drain my life ruined, i went from a child prodigy who's iq and ability meant they'd be a legendary writer to a burnout shutin with no friends, i'll never trust a woman again lmao
>tfw no potato-faced gf
>Has a fashion sense, but not to the point where she's materialistic
>Doesn't watch reality TV, and finds it abhorrent
>Introverted
>A little weirdness
>Likes Internet
>Doesn't look like a potato
>Pale, but a comfy not sickly looking pale
>Funny
>Smells good
>Likes to sit in and watch movies or play games on the weekends
>Drinks tea
>Wears over sized sweaters with panties on and cuddles on the couch while watching a /comfy/ movie
>Doesn't pretend to like alternative culture just because it seems like its quirky when she's around normal people
>Is herself
>Doesn't bitch about other girls
>Cute without makeup
>Doesn't consider drinking a hobby
Unfortunately this is literally a person who doesn't exist I can forgive a few things off the list, but that's the perfect match.
>>27264872That image has described perfectly the girl i like
>>27266811
Yeah but if that "someone" she obsesses over is a guy who isn't me, I'm pretty much being cucked
>>27264872
If I had to pick.
>Introvert
>Respects me and my space
>Has a few close friends but doesn't party hard
>High intelligence
>Artistic
>Spiritual
>Open to new things
>Loyal
>Doesn't have a shitty pessimistic attitude
As for aesthetics, I like goths and hippies.
>>27264872
A pretty one that I'd generally like and love.
>>27264872
One that likes me and isn't a fat girl with depression like all my exs
>>27264909
I think it's to get us to admit our hypocrisy.
>>27266826
>literally a person who doesn't exist
I personally know three girls who match pretty much all of these, and I don't know very many people. They all have boyfriends though lel.
>>27266826
these girls exist, theyre just so rare that they're almost constantly taken
>>27265781
Ur asking too much
>>27264909
>>27265365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0695r3rorGA
>>27267199
That's never going to happen to me though.
>>27264872
>haha my bf found this hilarious!!!111
fuck tumblr
>>27264872
>attractive (or at least average looking, as long as she isn't ugly it doesn't matter)
>unintelligent
>has no personality
>is easy to control
>not a spoiled bitch
I just want an Introvert gf like me
I want one that doesn't care that I'm a turbo-manlet. Too bad no women like this exist.
Bullshit, i would kill for:
* Has no sense of fashion
*Prefers sweatpants and big baggy T-shirt than any other clothes
*Stays home 24/7
*Is introverted
*Is clingy
*Is weird af
*has no social life
>>27264872
Yeah considering the only reason that I want a gf/wife is so that she can run my social life I don't think that I could ever deal with an introverted GF that stays home 24/7.
You guys pining for a clingy gf don't know what you're talking about.
>Virgin
>Looks decent but must be smaller/lighter than me, so like most asians.
>Loyal
>Prefer small boobs but not a big deal
>Shares my political and social views to some extent.
>>27267535
this 500000% this>>27267535
>>27264872
>not human or an animal that originates from earth or has a level of intelligence that is equivalent to an animal from earth
I am truly cursed (or am I?)
>>27267535
I want a clingy gf fuck you
>>27264872
The only thing I agree with on there is the fan girl part and the potato thing depending on what that even means
I would be okay with the others
>>27267647
Naive. See you back here bitching about how annoying your clingy gf is two months after you meet her.
>>27268135
No I want a clingy gf and you can not stop me.
Daily reminder that men have figuratively no standards.
>>27264872
If you are a girl, any kind of girl, kill yourself.
Goes out only for food and work/education
No tumblr/reddit bullshiting
Is loyal and supports monogamy
Doesn't use shitton of makeup, some is fine though
No pseudoscience bullshit
Preferably around average looking
Not a camwhore
Basically someone who respects everyone to extent but not a doormat and degenerate.
>tfw trying to get over a 5 year crush on girl that is full of tumblr shit
>>27265534
fucking kek
OG words
>no less than 5/10
>open minded/not a bigot
>shorter than me
>can accept my penis size
>can accept my lack of friends
>has a good taste in music, fashion, and just aesthetics in general
>is smart
>is not extroverted. Well, extroverted is okay as long as they make me feel comfortable in social situations
>again, is okay with my penis size
>>27268893
dicklet, manlet, and a minority? unfortunate
>>27269185
Also a loser even though that is implied.
>>27264872
i just want a gf who is just like me. so we can cuddle while listening to some songs ohia, kiss when browsing the internet as a bunch of degenerates and lay in bed all day. idc if she isnt 10/10, i just want a gf who is just like me.
i want an actual nerd gf not some fucking edgy reddit humor cunt.
>>27264872
>Sweatpants
>Not /fa/ as fuck.
I want someone loyal, not dumb and regular looks.
right now I'd settle for anyone who isn't a landwhale
>smart
>big boobs, chubby is fine, but not big-time fat
>geeky, but not obsessive
>introverted, but not a shut-in
>cuddly, but not clingy
>doesn't want kids
am I asking too much?
>>27264872
>What kind of gf do you want, r9k?
I just want someone who I share an interest or two with, isn't entirely ugly, and actually likes me for me. I don't ask for much.
>friends always ask why I'm still single
>admit that I don't really ask for much at all, I'll date pretty much anyone who will go out with me
>they joke that I could do so much better than that
If I could do better than that I would have a fucking girlfriend you fucking retards.
>>27270468
people never understand how hard it is.
I have tried asking people out, but I can't even look at the eyes of people I know while talking to them, how would I convince someone I don't know to even try?
>>27264872
Chill, shy, cute and sweet is all I ask for senpai.
>>27270468
>>27270567
Maybe you fags actually can do better but because you never try you never achieve? If your friends say you can pull decent pussy, you probably can. So swallow your damn pride and ask them to set you up.
>high test
>isn't a total normie
>has some hobbies/interests in common with me
>won't cheat
Unfortunately #2 filters out 99% of women since they are trend-following pack animals
>>27270652
as I said, I can barely look my friends in the eye, nevermind asking them something like that. even if I did, what kind of girl would be interested in someone like this? I have always been shy and can't flirt/get signs.
>tfw found perfect gf
>actually thinks I'm pretty, laughs at everything I say and is able to maintain a cool talk
>constantly calls me "sweetie" and "love", sits on my lap and jokes around with me being her "boyfriend"
>I'm too socially inept to make any moves on her
>she moved to another city last month
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Godamn, I feel like shit now
>>27264872
Well if i could choose
>introverted
>crazy, like maybe irrational
>sickly thin
>pale
Ill never make it
>>27269185
You deserve to be one of the victims of turkey bombing
>>27269185
So do you think i deserve a loyal and loving woman ?
>Any race
>90-200 pounds
>Any cup size but C
>Ass not important
>Not a virgin, and no more than 5 previous. That's 1-5 partners
>Decently thick hair because it's a gene I desire in my offspring, any hair color but red
>Well-maintained shoulders and collar-bones
>Big eyes
>Hates going out, loves staying in
>No job
>Has few possessions (I'm renting a 2-bed 2-bath on my own and I don't want your shit everywhere)
>Sleeps a lot
>Obsessed with the horror genre
>Not a single mother
>Any political opinions are fine, but if you start talking about privilege I'd rather not have you around
>Will suck my dick on command
>Likes ELO
>Wants to be dominated
Accepting applications... Now.
>>27264872
- at least have an IQ of 110 so we are able to communicate
- has to have an interest in at least (one of these): science, languages, culture, architecture, outdoors, books, traveling, 4chan
- must like trying out new stuff, and have some kind of fire burning in her
- Does not agree with me on everything
- Has her own opinion, and can communicate that to me
- Is not too clingy, nor too distant
- Has to be other interesting other than having as hobbies: Watching series, doing stuff with friends and shopping
- Must be able to handle sarcasm
- Must be able to handle my fuck what people think of me, I do what I think is right attitude
- Have a 7/10 qt face, and is tall (at least 170-175 cm), I don't care that much about the body.
>>27271082
God, you sound like an insufferable person to be around.
>that feel when simultaneously want to be alone forever and hate being alone
The pain cannot end
>>27264872
>has no sense of fashion
I think I dress pretty regularly for an early 20s black guy although I'd love to have more clothes and sneakers, unfortunately I'm in school full time currently so can't shell out as much as I like to. Summer is approaching in Phoenix so I'll probably sell off some clothing and caps and come up on jerseys and tanks at the Buffalo Exchange, maybe a pair of beaters since my Air Max 95s are all but done. I was going to sell my Jordans but I don't think I'd get more than I paid for with them so I'll probably just give them back to my dad for his own casual wear, they're cute on the old guy.
>Prefers sweatpants and big baggy t-shirt than any other clothes
I can only really get into very well fitted sweatpants but I prefer a baggier shirt just because my nips are still huge from when I was big and I'm not as muscular as I'd like to be
>Fangirls over idols endlessly
I don't really have any idols besides sports
>Stays home 24/7
Unfortunately I have to go out for classes and food and stuff but pretty much beyond that I spend all my time in my dorm
>Is introverted
No sadly I'm extroverted which makes not knowing how to talk to people all the more difficult!
>Is clingy
Got over that a long time ago
>Is bipolar
Sadly that will never change
>Is weird af
Probably but people think I'm cool and have commented as such, likely as a result of the way I dress and that I'm all too self aware so put a great deal of effort into seeming normal
>Is addicted to the internet
I think so, I think I'm also addicted to internet porn. Amateur black people stuff though
>Has no social life
True
>Looks like a potato
This is fortunately one attribute I don't have
Really my only prerequisites for a girl is that she's a virgin, thin and dresses decent enough. I think I could even go out with a girl who dresses like my mom (60 year old soccer mom) provided the hygiene was there. Also no kids.
As far as interest I don't mind if they vary that much from my own
I've seen some sexy potatoes in my time
Depends what kind of potato you are
>Smart
>Not too loud, but not introverted
>Any skin color, but prefer black
>Good tits
>Average weight
>Curly long hair
>Black eyes
>Good job
>Extreme right
>Doesn't wear necklaces or bracelets
>At least 6/10 face
>Dresses good
>Likes to go out sometimes
>>27271367
oh and atleast 1.70cm tall
>>27264872
>Stays home 24/7
>is introverted
>is clingy
>is bipolar
>is weird af
>is addicted to the internet
>has no social life
i have literally no problem with any of these and would actually prefer it
>>27264872
i don't want a GF at all
i'd settle for a friend
i resent everyone who believes a gf is a panacea.
>>27265412
Gold af.
Girl pictured is very alike to the girl I'm in love with. Still working on it but she's shying away from me because she's not interested. I'm just gonna keep working until she is.
> pretty face
> blue eyes
> blonde or brunette
> godly quadriceps
> walks with a well-earned swagger
> very outgoing
> athletic
>>27267199
Why do normies torment me like this?
>>27270998
>Well-maintained shoulders and collar-bones
How does one maintain their shoulders?
>Any cup size but C
>any hair color but red
>No job
>Will suck my dick on command
>Likes -insert petty thing you like that says nothing about a girl's personality-
There is something very wrong inside of you
>>27264909
i used to think this, then i figured that this one "beta girl" liked me and I really cant stand her
love or whatever you faggots wanna call it ought to be bilateral
>>27271694
>C-cup ginger hard-working prudish ELO-hater with abysmal shoulders
You are the worst girl
>>27271423
but you are nobody
>thin
>feminine
>dresses well, reserved and cute
>kind
>loyal
>supportive
>shares my nerdy interests
>makes me feel wanted
>lets me touch her whenever i want
>gives as much as she takes
>makes an effort
reading over this list i realize no woman in my life has ever had more than 2 of these qualities at a time. I'm tired of all the shitty women i am surrounded by. I want a good girlfriend.
>>27270290
Take me
If that pic is what you mean by chubby then I'm slimmer
Take me anyways
I don't want a girlfriend. I pretend I do But the very thought of having one makes cringe.
Just someone I think is hot and I enjoy being around, that also likes me.
That's about it really
>not wanting an introvert shy gf that plays games all day with you at home while you and her take turns cooking and cleaning
Everything else is literal meh tier. As long as she isn't like a femi-nazi I'm fine with it.
>>27264872
>extroverted
i'm an introvert, but as a man, you have no luck with women if you're quiet. you have to move past that to even ask a girl to get coffee. so now, quiet women just get on my nerves. unless they also know how to be direct. but there's literally no reason for them to develop that skill, so most of them aren't.
>isn't a wittier-than-thou bore
common pitfall of extroverted girls. i wish lena dunham or adele or caitlyn jenner or somebody would just go on national tv and tell women that no one cares about their sarcasm. just once and for all. holy shit. we understand.
>is ok with not being normal if she's not
there is nothing more infuriating than when a foreveralone girl tries to be all distant and unavailable with me because she's spending time with "friends." bitch you met them a month ago. you were a goth greasy-haired loser in school. i dressed up decently, bought you food, and played the game. can't you honor that. the "friends" card really bothers me when girls genuinely use it. i don't pretend to be more sociable than i am. no staceys are trying to date me. so if she's with me, it's because she's the same. don't suddenly change up like you're sociable and above me now whore.
>>27271822
>but you are nobody
whatever that means
>>27271888
I've met 2 women like what you've described but they both either found me annoying or saw me as a friend and moved away.
>tfw missed out on big tit ginger puss
shits not ok relative
>want a gf but so shy and introvert that I don't think I'd be able to support her financially or socially and end up just being another burden to her
What's the quickest way to end my life?
>she doesn't avoid having friends
>she doesn't eat 9+ portions of produce a day
>she doesn't even read
>she doesn't like "high culture"
>she doesn't have two-thirds of her day to herself
>she doesn't spend the day hiking in those mountains with eyes [connected lakes]
>she doesn't drink good quality tea
>>27264872
i had a girlfriend who didn't care for all thatI still miss her, worst mestake i ever made
>>27264872
Those are all fine except fangirling and looking like a potato.
>>27272295
good luck finding a girl if you dont like them fangirling KEK
>>27272433
The only women that fangirl are mentally 12 and tumblrinas
