Parents are kicking me out. I need to commit suicide pronto
is it safe to assume you have absolutely 0 money left, no work experience and are in your 20's?
>>27263993
I have worked for 4 years and I have about 4k in the bank but I have come to terms with the fact that I basically have no agency. Its still winter and I am going to be homeless and worrying what will happen to my stuff and I would rather be dead anyway. I am 24
>>27264114
okay, so, lets see, you have enough money in the bank to get yourself a cheap rundown appartement, transfere your shit into a depot until you have a bigger place or whatever. this is a huge opportunity, just go to another place and set up shop there, work as a fast food clerk or somethin undtil you get a better job there. got kicked out too, best thing in my life
>>27264209
>huge opportunity
If it was a huge opportunity then I would have capitalized on it earlier like all you normies. I am already in full Bartleby mode and every year it just gets worse. You probably got kicked out at 18. What I have learned in the past 5 years is that the only thing I can do is lie and dissimulate and that I have the bare minimum of control over most of what I do. I should have been born a woman to be honest.
>>27264361
nigga i'm 26, got kicked out a year ago. stop being a faggot, think of all the pizza and memes you gonna miss out on if you quit
>>27264114
Shit min wage jobs? If so, you're in for a rough life. Either accept a cheap apartment, find another shit job in short order, and slave to survive forever. Or sudoku if you can't accept that. I wouldn't accept it.
>>27264430
There is absolutely nothing in this world I deem worth living for. The only reason I am alive right now is self-imposed negative reinforcement. Life is just a silly pain in the ass to me
>>27264498
well then go fuck an electrical outlet and stop shitposting
>>27264498
Make a post with your name just before you kill yourself so we know you did it.
>>27264547
This isn't Tom and Jerry. There's only a few ways to kill yourself. Fewer still that work.
>>27264361
>b-but I'm not 18 no moe wah wah I can't do anything c-cuz I'm in my 20's.
Shut the fuck up and move out faggot. Kids don't graduate college till their 21-24 anyway, it's literally the average age of moving into your own place and getting a job.
>>27264627
you autistic fuck. literally anything would suffice. lock himself in the bathroom and slitting his arm open, jumping off of a bridge, heck, even just jump in front of a train would work if the trains fast enough. The human body cant take much of abuse, we're all fragile, yo :'(
>>27264744
you don't belong here Nat
