A cute succubus girl asks you out. She'll be your girlfriend and suck and fuck you as much as you want. You can introduce her to your friends and parents. She will never cheat on you.
The catch is that in addition to sucking your dick she'll also be sucking your life energy so you'll only live for 15 more years. Once you agree you cannot back out; even if you banish her or kill her you will still die after 15 years.
Do you agree?
What is the downside to this? There is literally none
Sure. Year 15 we can commit double suicide Hitler and Eva style.
>>27263775
There is none. Opie is a dummy dum dum!
>>27263748
>this actually increases my life expectancy
Make the decision more difficult next time.
>>27263748
But will I live those 15 full of youth or has an old dying man?
>>27263748
It depends, is she Asian?
>>27263748
Sign me up as long as I maintain my current youth.
>>27263748
I'll be dead by 45 anyhow, so sure
>implying I associate with women in the first place
I'm gonna be a Wizard, fuck bitches.
Do I get to choose exactly how she looks? or is she as is and i have no choice?
>>27263748
>you'll only live for 15 more years
But I want to live with my waifu forever even if it means becoming a demon myself.
>>27263914
Why her breasticles so large?
>>27263995
If I can choose then there is literally no downside to this. I'll be dead in 15 years most likely anyway.
Sign me up.
I wish demons and succubi were real so i could make this deal. Would sell my soul in a heartbeat
>>27263995
Most Succubus writings make it that they take on the form that their target would find most desirable.
>>27263748
I'll take it. I don't fear death anymore.
>>27264194
>Most Succubus writings make it that they take on the form that their target would find most desirable.
Literally no downside
Is she a virgin? I don't want to literally give my life away for sloppy seconds
I agree, 15 years is much more bearable than a possible 40
>>27263748
>get a perfect gf, die at the age of 35
or
>kill myself as soon as I can legally buy a shotgun on my own here (1 year from now)
Wow, what a tough choice.
>>27263748
I will for sure. I dont care really.
>>27264429
This. Anyone who denies the succubus shouldn't be on this board.
The fact that most of the answers are yes makes me feel very sad
>tfw people here are so deprived of love and affection they'd gladly give up 50+ years of their life for 15 years of interaction with a succubus
>>27263748
Literally if you wouldn't take this deal you're a retard. It all goes downhill after 40 anyway so why not die while you're still relatively young?
>>27264591
Wrong way around. The succubus is a bonus, I'm getting a guaranteed shorter lifespan
>>27263748
Might as well, I'm gonna die anyway
do i become a demon when i die?
does she stay with me when i die?
either way there is literally no downside to this
I would take it even if i died the next day
>>27263748
Hmm If my waifu materialized as a succubus then yeah, I would take the 15 years of happiness... what a silly question OP. But if it's someone else, then I'll capture her to study her and how she can travel between dimensions. She will tell me her secrets.
Wouldn't it be better to let her have all 15 years of worth life energy at once, die instantly, and travel to her realm instead?
>>27263748
I'll be dead within three days if acts of sex wind up taking away my life force.
Thread was over from the start
no downside whatsoever
>get laid for 15 years
>get off this filty planet
>>27265828
Filthy*originggg
How pitiful do you have to be to give up your one shot at consciousness just to fulfill base animalistic desires.
>>27263748
that means I would die 40 years old. not that bad, I don't think I have that much life in me.
problem is that I don't want to know exact day and hour of my death.
I would try to make another deal... I would like her just to kill me one day after or during sex.
bonus points if she would do that in some kind of bdsm roleplay...
>>27263748
A cute demon who's loyal and nice? And I never have to live past my prime, never have to be sentenced to a lifetime of "remember that time when"s, never have to get old and weak?
Where do I sign up?
>>27263748
>die at 35
>have an absolutely loyal qt demon gf for 15 years
there is no reason I can think of right now to not accept the offer
Everyone assumes yes, but after you fall in love with the qt demon you'll want to keep living past that 15 years.
I guess my answer would still be yes,
>>27263748
Only if she can also use her devil powers to play pranks on other girls.
Imagine women in public suddenly wetting themselves or getting intense spontaneous orgasms.
That would definately be worth the price.
>>27266184
demons can freely travel between reality and afterlife
she can just keep sucking out your ghost semen
>>27265995
Normie plz go. Get out of here faggot and fuck your gf already. GTFO and live a happy life you piece of shit. 20 yo kissless virgin and all I know is pain. I would take that deal in a heartbeat. Not everybody is living a perfect happy life like you normie fuck.
Q da b8 - lulz
Noty. I'd like to pursue my crush.
If my crush was a succubus I'd go for it 100%.
God I'd love to have small succubus/incubus with her. We'd get one brewing straight away.
>>27263748
>Guaranteed death in 15 years
>Get to live those 15 years out with a qt succubus GF
who wouldn't take it?
>>27263748
one condition, she is lustful futa
it's kind of hot thinking that she absorbed me into her body
would I be concious inside of her after the 15 years?
>find Yandere gf
>take life endurance
>tell her the plan
>she probably accepts the deal (women amirite?)
>will be loyal
>probably ok with mating with you
>make an accident happen after 15 years
It's not that far fetched robots. There's likely tons of insane women out there who would fuck you dry every night given that life endurance.
The payout tends to be pretty huge really.
>>27266799
>3dpd yanderes
>loyal
>not absolutely mental
>>27266796
Succubus generally consume your 'life force' in lore. Not eat your soul like that.
But this is a hypothetical anon. So sure.
>if succubi were real, /r9k/ would be prime feeding grounds
jdimsa
Do I get to be with her in the afterlife?
This is important
>>27266827
Anon you got that life endurance dangling over her head.
I don't see what sane.. Oh.
>>27266860
there is no afterlife so I don't think so.
if there was afterlife you would have to share her with her other beta orbiters from past centuries.
>>27266841
>lusty young men who are used to masturbating several times a day and thus can cum several times a day no sweat
>one robot could feed 3 succubi
>succubi would just have to ask and bear some awkwardness at first for infinite nutrition
fucking succubi would be living life on easy mode
>>27266860
You both go to hell or both go to heaven. If she's with you in hell she's gonna eat your flesh regularly. If she's going to heaven with you should will be cucked by God/a handsome angel. But you can be her emotional bf if you want.
>>27266924
>she's gonna eat your flesh regularly
Hot
>>27263748
Boco you piece of shit where you @
>>27266914
Doubly so.
>succubi are pretty
>hot as fuck
>can get a Chad if they like due to expert seduction
>robots easy option
Though iirc they do prefer virgins.
Can she turn me into a qt succubus and then we can hunt virgins together?
>>27266967
chads are too busy fucking random sluts though and dont have as much pent up sexual energy to feed off on
>Though iirc they do prefer virgins.
they very much do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGF3UPl1Aw
Very relevant to the thread if you are having issues.
>>27263748
Even if I'd last one or two more weeks it'd be a deal for me.
>>27266924
Haha if the afterlife is real I'm goin to hell anyway,
>she's gonna eat your flesh regularly
DIAMONDS
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>take deal
>find cause to fight for (opposing ISIS for instance)
>dress up in operator gear with succubus gf
>just be a massive pain in the butt to tour political opinions because you're invulnerable
>have cool ass fights for a good cause and make the news
>be the envy of everyone I used to know
>die
>go to heaven and get cucked by God
>God is a bro so he's letting me be part of God's entourage
>top tier social group in heaven
>at the parties chick's want me for my status
No downside at all op. Please.
>tfw cute succubus will never have it her way with you
life's not fair
>>27267671
>succubus
>a dick
that isnt how it works
>>27266950
You called for me, good sir?
>>27267976
>no trip
Nice try faggot
>>27267892
well it's demon so why not? incubus wouldn't bother with boobs and stuff.
>>27263748
oh hell yeah this is what I've been waiting for
I'll make a deal with ya
how about instead of 15 years make it till the end of this year December 31st you collect payment aka my life
>>27267993
Oh, right. There we go.
.....Why am I here again?
>>27268093
Just wanted to hear your opinion on this topic.
Does she have a dick? This is the deal breaker.
>>27268176
Hm, well, I'd prefer if it was a drop dead sexy succubus instead of a cute one, but yes. Yes I would.
>>27264591
I feel the exact same way. Even though some people here are assholes and deserve no sympathy, there are many who i geniunely have sympathy for. Hope you robots find what you are looking for some day.
>>27263748
>supposed to die in 15 years
>change in chemicals from cummies in perfect partner gives motivation
>complete pseudoimmortality research with that
Worth it Tbh
>>27263748
no downside desu, unless i want to invent something
>>27264779
This, it's not like anything good's going to happen anyway.
>>27264591
Living past 35 is boring and bleak for most guys, and living past 50 is just fucking pointless.
>>27270073
I am glad that there are other people that share this opinion.
I don't see a single thing that keeps man going once he start aging.
>fuck old hags if you are lucky enough to get hard
>spend most of your money on kids if you are stupid enough
>worry about getting fired from job because too old
>celebrate if you wake up and nothing hurts you
>...
>>27267892
literally why not: the post
>>27263748
Yes of course what a retarded question, so ill die at 35 who cares? My life will be fun for the best 15 years of my life and who wants to be old anyways? Its not like you can have kids with a demon anyways so thats not a problem.
>>27267892
What do you call a succubus with both bits?
>>27263748
what if you harvest your life energy back after killing her?
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