I'm giving up senpai. I'll see you on the other side.
Have fun in the hospital dying a slow painful death for the next two weeks
>>27263160
Its melatonin you fucking retard, the only thing thats going to happen is you being super tired and your pee turning yellow
>>27263160
Can you reserve a comfy spot for me once you're there?
>>27263160
The big sleep awaits friend
Sweet dreams
>>27263181
isnt pee normally yellow?
>>27263202
Not if you drink enough water
DON'T DO IT, OP! I've heard about that Melatonin shit. Just three tablets can leave you in a coma forever! Please don't do it! You have so much to live for! I was depressed like you once, and it was the worst two weeks of my life! But with the help of my boyfriend and friends, I was able to overcome my depression! Please, please don't do it, OP! Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
just od on acetaminophen dude
sleep tight, pupperino (pupper isn't original)
>>27263160
see ya soon Anon
just came back from a DMT trip (actually Changa, but its mostly the same thing). OP please try DMT once before you decide to hang up.
>>27263160
sweet dreams anon
why do you need to take this much to sleep :(?
>>27263217
Dying a slow and painful death over several weeks from organ failure isn't a good way to go.
Melatonin won't kill you. Taking that amount will just give you chronic insomnia. Now THAT might kill you after several months if it doesn't correct itself. Not a quick or painless way to go, though. It's basically death by induced dementia
>>27263160
timestamp or gfo faggot
>>27263160
bye, you fucking quitter
>>27263214
>My standard dose is 3 tabs
Some of those stories must be shit. Unless the US adds some extra crap in the thing then maybe.
>>27263160
>take all that
>case 1: spend almost 2 days in pain but too tired to move, die after that
>case 2: spend a week in the hospital like a vegetable, slowly recover after that
Good luck.
>>27263924
That was clearly a joke, my man.
>>27263924
Not all tabs have the same quantity in them. You can buy like... 1, 3, 5, 10, 20 at my grocery store.
That's my nightly dosage.
op won't die you fucking retards. he won't even be hospitalized. see below:
>NATIONAL CENTER FOR POISON CONTROL
>http://www.poison.org/articles/2011-dec/melatonin
>Case 1: A 2-year-old boy swallowed up to 138 milligrams (mg) of melatonin over an hour. He slept for a couple of hours and was then fine.
>Case 2: A 4-year-old girl swallowed an estimated 39 mg of liquid melatonin. She didn't develop drowsiness or any other symptoms.
>Case 3: A 50-year-old woman took a deliberate overdose of 100 mg of melatonin time-release tablets. She developed drowsiness that persisted for about 12 hours and her pulse rate was slightly increased for a few hours.
tl;dr op is a faggot
>>27263965
FUCK
>commento unoriginal
>>27263214
5 tablets of how much? I used to have to take 40mg and a Benadryl a night my Junior year of high school to get to sleep and woke up just fine.
OP is probably just bullshitting, but will probably just take a long nap and be drowsy when he wakes up if he/she isn't.
Unless you're hoping for an extremely vivid nightmare stopping your heart in the middle of your sleep, nothing serious will ever come out of melatonin overdose.
Just don't do it, OP. It just isn't worth it.
>>27263160
kek this is good bread
but seriously who here takes a fuckload of n-acetyl-5-methoxytryptamine ?
Now a days I typically only take 10mg , but I've found it really helps for hangovers so when drunk I take 50-100mg before passing out.
I the past I've taken larger amounts regularly and even tried 1000mg a few times .
Heck I would continue to experiment but I'm poor now so I don't want to run out
funnely people have attempted to an hero this way before you can read about it
The LD50 is way high if it even exists you'd have to take like half a pound of it
Btw I bought just the powder online the supermarket stuff is jew pricing
>>27263214
this post is gold, meme after meme
fukin normies
>>27263160
implying that will kill you
>>27263214
Is this some type of fucking b8?!
>>27263214
>boyfriend and friends
Nice b8 there m8
>>27263214
>two weeks
>TWO WEEKS
Try three fucking years, you fucking roastie, normalfag motherfucker. You cannot even COMPREHEND depression from TWO WEEKS of "it".
>>27263214
lmao this is good. saved.
op no dont
>>27264701
You're either brain damaged or failing at being funny. Can't tell. Either way, Goodluck since you'll need it.
>>27263214
fuck off redit boy
>not shooting up a mosque and taking a load of slimes with you
ledit tier faggotry tbqh
>>27263160
see you later! ayyyyyy lmao
>>27265096
hey, I might be pathetic but I'm not a racist
>>27265340
holy fucking shit kill yourself ledit are you trolling or an aussie or something?
Epic repost bro
That being said, melatonin will kill you in four tabs, don't do it.
>>27265416
who are you? dr ounce? show me proof, explain
>>27263160
Sleep tight robo
>tfw OP doesn't die just wakes up as a nigger
>>27265382
I'm just saying, I'd never stoop so low as to discriminate against people based on their skin color or their beliefs
>>27266289
How the fuck am I (>>27264765) baiting? I HAVE depression, do you not think that's real think or something, you /pol/ack?
>>27266546
show me the doctor's note, explain
>>27263214
>worst two weeks
>boyhood and friends
my sides senpai
>>27263214
This is some fine craftsmanship, can I buy this pasta for two pepes?
>>27263202
neon yellow
>>27263202
>>27263210
Yeh, mine is usually clear if I drink water throughout the day.
Kek you can take 6g of melatonin and still be fine.
>>27263214
>people will fall for this meme monster
>>27263160
>tfw used melatonin for so llong that I instantly recognized its melatonin in the picture in the catalog from a mobile phone
OP STOP YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A NIGGERBOT IF YOU TAKE THAT MUCH MELATONIN YOUR SKIN WILL ABSORB IT
>>27264543
>n-acetyl-5-methoxytryptamine
cringe
>No timestamp
>all these replies
