Every time I find out that a girl who I'm getting closer to owns a sex toy, I somehow lose all romantic interest. I'm not sure why this happens, do you think I'm asexual or just really value innocence? I feel a little disgusted then immediately tone down on the flirtatious behaviour and can only see them as friends from that point forward.
I actually let one know it was the reason, cause she was persistent and wanted to know why I started acting differently. I told her and she was very confused, she acted as if it was a completely normal thing to own.
Maybe it is normal, but I can't help but feel disgusted by it. This constant disappointment makes me feel a little less bad about being alone though, because I know that my standards are apparently unrealistic.
I hope someone here is able to relate.
>>27262946
>r9k
>implying we have girls romantically interested in us
heh, nice bait kiddo.
>>27262946
iktf. Owning a sex toy just tells me that they value sex to an extreme degree and prioritize it over other aspects of human relationships. Which also indicates they're more likely to cheat purely for the novelty of sexual adventure.
>>27262946
You have twisted perceptions of reality.
move into less degenerate social circles or embrace wizardry.
don't let normalfags convince you it's okay to get cucked by plastic dicks.
>>27262946
>just really value innocence
You're just intimidated by a sex toy.
>>27262967
I'm a virgin, maybe for different reasons than some of the people here. But I'm still hoping there are some people who can relate
>>27263028
This isn't my thought process desu, I just naturally feel repulsed
>>27263031
I've considered this, and it's probably true. I still can't help the way I feel because I was brought up in a conservative catholic home.
>>27263076
I'm not a very social person to begin with, I think the people I spend time with are less 'degenerate' than most
Actual question:
Are you retarded, OP?
That's like wanting to date a guy who's never masturbated.
>>27263201
Yep, I suppose that's the gist of it
Heh we are not like your yaoi hentai's, heh.
Heh. Nice bait kiddo, heh.
Nothing personnel, heh.
Heh.
>>27263240
It's like wanting to date a guy who doesn't own 20lbs of pussy and ass.
aka perfectly reasonable
>>27263219
>multiple girls you got closer to possess rubber dicks
>think your social circles are 'less degenerate than most'
what a depressing thought.
you CAN do better.
>>27263240
No, I am not retarded. I don't think it's like that at all. I don't care if a girl has used her hands or rubbed against something. But once it involves a phallic object or vibrator then I feel a little nauseas.
I guess I'm broken, eh
Is it specifically the fact they own a sex toy? What about masturbation with just the hands? Does that bother you as much? Less? At all?
>>27263240
no, that's like dating a guy who owns an onahole and has it on display.
it says: 'i'm an unabashed degenerate, and not even prudent enough to conceal it'.
>>27262946
You have a lot of good reaction images OP. Any more?
>>27263240
It's different for girls, they don't need to masturbate.
robots are such delusional hypocrites.
>>27263260
>he doesn't like my chinese comic characters
>>27263282
I'm 21 years old. Everyone around me seems to party every weekend, whereas my current friends are a little more reserved than that. I feel like I'd have to find a way hang out with 14 year olds for anything better. I wouldn't feel comfortable with that for obvious reasons.
>>27262946
This really confuses me.
I'm 20 and have never had sex despite having many opportunities to do so.
I've been in relationships but always refused to have sex because I'm terrified of it being awkward, and am very shy. I've been passively waiting for a person who I can feel comfortable with, this has always been a huge issue for the men I've dated. I feel bad about it but I would still rather wait (not even until marriage, I'm just waiting for some abstract idea of the perfect person to give my virginity to).
Despite this, I do still have a sex drive, so I do own quite a few vibrators. I'm much more comfortable with giving myself orgasms and masturbating on my own in private.
Is it that you view this as slutty? If I'm actively abstaining from any sexual contact at all but am still a slut for masturbating?
I'm truly confused. Do you expect your potential partners to not have sex and also not masturbate? Should they never have orgasms?
I understand that fingers can be used, but it's simply not as pleasurable as something that vibrates (and my hand gets tired).
I've encountered female friends who feel this way about men, they expect their boyfriends to not masturbate or look at porn. I think this is unreasonable.
I've never met somebody who feels this way about women, though.I'm babbling, sorry.
>>27263412
You seem like a pretty awful person desu. Entitled and lazy and full of excuses. Btw you aren't a virgin if you've used a vibrator you dumb slut. A plastic dick is still a dick.
>>27263304
I mentioned earlier that if it's just with their hands then it doesn't bother me.
>>27263314
Exactly
>>27263335
Thanks anon, I don't know if they're good but yeah I have a lot
>>27263386
Are you calling me a hypocrite? If so, can you explain?
>>27263503
>Are you calling me a hypocrite? If so, can you explain?
im assuming you masturbate and do not think it makes you a less desirable mate
Just FYI OP, telling you now as a woman, we all own a sex toy. All of us.
There is no escaping it. If you want to be happy in life you are going to have to get over this. It's not a competition thing or because penises can't satisfy us, you don't see it the way we do because you effectively have a big joystick to play around we. We have a wet hole that is the physiological equivalent of a Rubix Cube and fun fact, but only 20% of women can actually orgasm through vaginal penetration.
You guys can cum like, like it's nothing, it's not that easy for us. That's why we own sex toys.
>>27263412
if you're okay with a guy who has a onahole/blow-up doll collection then it's all good.
i'm sure you can find a guy like that nowadays.
>>27263497
I'm not sure how wanting to be comfortable and in love while losing my virginity is equal to entitlement or laziness.
The men I've dated in the past would attempt to pressure me/guilt me into having sex, making me want to give them my virginity even less.
>You aren't a virgin if you masturbate
>You aren't a virgin if you use tampons
>You aren't a virgin if you've ever had a gynecological exam
>You aren't a virgin if you were born without a hymen
Meme harder.
>>27263219
I actually had the exact same issue, she was bored at home while I went out with friends, so I asked if she wanted me to stop by afterwards and hang out. She said something along the lines of "it's fine I have my vibe here to comfort me" and I immediately lost all interest in her.
It's hard to explain why, that's just how it is.
>>27263280
You guys don't need 20lbs of pussy and ass to experience orgasm though. A good percentage of women literally NEED a vibrator to orgasm.
I wouldn't hold it against a guy if he owned sex toys anyway. Bought my fiance a Tenga egg this year and a vibrating cock ring. It's normal.
>>27263563
I don't care about the masturbation habits of the person I date, as long as they aren't with other women.
Porn, masturbation tools, prostate massaging, cock rings, dolls, I don't really care. That's their own private thing and it doesn't affect me or our relationship.
>>27263412
>not even until marriage
Well you showed yourself to be garbage at least
>>27263567
>I'm a virgin, Chad. I promise. I broke my hymen horseback riding. It happens to lots of girls. ;^)
Who's the meme here? Not me.
Passively waiting for not only Chad, but Perfect Chad while doing and offering nothing is EXTREMELY entitled and lazy behavior. You don't deserve a good guy, because you're shit.
>>27263547
It's also really easy to get a girl off if you aren't an idiot because the head of the clit has more nerve endings than the entire penis.
Girls have as much justification as guys for owning a toy, I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just expressing disdain that there's no stigma for girls and a HUGE one for guys.
>>27263547
>woman who post on r9k
>accurate representation of women worldwide as far as sexual modesty goes
think again heathen.
>>27263547
>Just FYI OP, telling you now as a woman, we're all disgusting degenerates
Glad you admit it
>>27263602
>vibrating ring
>a sex toy made to pleasure the receiver
I know you probably don't care if a male uses any kind of sex toy, but the example you give sounds like you only like male sex toys that you can get pleasure off of. Why not buy him a Fleshlight or onahole or 90lbs of body pillow booty? Something he can use himself?
>>27263537
If he masturbated with a silicone vagina it would make him a hypocrite
Daily reminder that the Slut Internet Defense Force shilling in this thread all deserve to die painful deaths
>>27263607
cool, but understand that the majority of other people do care about stuff like that.
i suggest using 'myXtremeFetishSexDate' for procuring potential partners to eliminate such misunderstandings beforehand.
>>27263655
>it's also really easy to get a girl off if you aren't an idiot because the head of the clit has more nerve endings than the entire penis
WOHOHOHO LAD HANG ON A SECOND, let me just clear it up for you even though I know you aren't arguing with me, but just because there's more endings it doesn't make it easier.
There's actually so many nerve endings that more often than not unless you find a particular sweet spot, the sensations are so strong it's actually horribly unbearable. It's just awful, it feels so uncomfortable. The only physiological reaction I could compare it to its the one men make when the head of their dick is rubbed with the palm of their hand and they're flaccid, they always look like they want to crawl inside themselves. Unless we're fully aroused most of the vagina is actually way, way, way too sensitive to actually touch.
>>27263700
Well actually he's super into pegging so I've bought him a pretty sizeable dildo collection including a 90 GBP Leo vibrator but I thought maybe this info was too degenerate for the thread so I kind of left it out.
>>27263612
I'm not sure I want to get married because of how divorces are carried out.
I'd rather somebody just stay with me because they wanted to, not because they felt tethered to me.
I also do not want to combine finances.
>>27263734
If you aren't okay with your boyfriend masturbating and using toys, you're mentally ill.
It's not at all a betrayal, it's just self pleasure.
>>27263762
Kill yourself degenerate whore
Fuck off and ruin another board
>>27263671
As a man if you don't own at least one sex toy you're not pure or moral, you're just fucking boring.
>>27263791
SIDF go fuck yourself in the ass with a baseball bat
>>27263718
Every time threads like these get posted you always get the damage control. The guy is asking for some people to relate with, to share his experiences with, and you get all these
>hi fem""""""""""anon""""""""" here
Trying to rationalise and blab about their sex toys
What is this board
>>27263786
Literally been here since 2008.
I was here first. You leave you frog-posting cuck.
>>27263833
>I am le oldfag XD
Nah, fuck off skank
>>27263805
Maybe I will.
10 different speeds, 15 different vibration settings baby.
I was vacuuming, this thread really took off in the meantime. It's giving me anxiety, I hope I can catch up
>>27263412
I've had opportunities to lose my virginity as well, but I never went out to buy a fleshlight. It would obviously feel better than my hand, but the thought of that disgusts me. Don't pretend like you aren't capable of getting off with just your hands. I wouldn't label you as a slut, but I have no interest in you romantically.
>>27263537
If you read through the thread, you'd know I only feel this way about toys
>>27263547
Sorry but can you explain why you can't just rub your clit with your hand?
>>27263818
>expecting anything else from disgusting attention whores
They can't handle the idea that some people think they're fucking trash and also want as many (You)'s as they can get
>>27263849
Not even lying m8. I came to 4chan in 2006 with the Habbo raids.
>he thinks 2008 makes you an oldfag
Not even 2006 is oldfag tier.
>>27263762
I'm asexually illiterate so what's pegging? Also read Leo as lelo, which got me thinking, ever got him a prostate massager? Like lelo makes both male and female vibrators so the thought came to mind. I know the lelo Loki wave is pretty cool, it's pretty much a robotic finger
>>27263877
>I'm serious I've been here for years xD
Whores belong on /soc/ and rebbit
>>27263855
I'm not pretending anything, I didn't start masturbating until I was about 17 because I didn't understand how to do it.
I had tried with my hands, I'd tried using a showerhead faucet thing, and it didn't feel good or bad. There was no positive sensation, nothing was happening.
When I moved out I bought my first vibrator because I was convinced something was wrong with me.
This is something that gives me a lot of anxiety toward sex as well, that maybe I'm broken and unable to have an orgasm without vibrations.
Either way, it's nice to finally be able to masturbate.
>>27263782
still trying to figure out how you deducted i, a guy as made reasonably clear by the context, should have a boyfriend...
you tl;dr'ed right? be honest.
>>27263911
I wasn't addressing your personal life specifically, I was saying that anybody in the world who has a boyfriend and feels that way is mentally ill, autismo.
>>27263855
Stay pure op, don't let these attention shillers get to you. If you don't consider them acceptable then don't make them convince you, don't let them try to rationalise with you so you see them as acceptable succubi
>>27263910
>didn't do it right
>thus concludes that toys are the only way to go
It's your fault for messing up so bad, don't try to force your failures onto others to accept
>>27263782
Don't care why you don't want to get married
You're a degenerate slut
>>27263762
I'm not exactly masterful and I've had no problem getting either of the girls I've been with off with oral or fingerplay. It's just a matter of being gentle and patient. That being said I've only been told vaginal feels "nice" have never actually caused an orgasm with it which feels pretty abysmal.
>>27263855
>sorry but can you explain why you can't just rub your clit with your hand?
It's not that simple, the vagina doesn't work like that at all.
As your arousal increases different areas of the vagina become more or less sensitive as if they're in constant flux. You have to alternate speed, pressure and technique constantly everytime, shifting from spot to spot to spot until finally one part of it kind of "unlocks" or reaches peak arousal and allows you to reach orgasm.
It's fucking exhausting, gives you actual cramp in your wrist and can take ages. Shortest time for me is around 15 mins, but that's fast. Longest has been close to 2 hours. With a vibrator you can just push it against you and achieve fast, easy orgasm with little effort and in very little time.
You men take it for granted how easy it is to achieve orgasm with just your hand. You really have no idea how much of a bloody ballache it is doing it with your hand o my lawd. When you're feeling sexually frustrated you don't want to have to faff about with all that work.
If you were a woman you'd own a toy too, I can promise you that.
>>27263979
I've looked up instructional videos for female masturbation and sat there following along like a retard.
It feels alright, but not as good.
There's no reason for me to have sub par orgasms when I could have great orgasms.
>>27263996
I'm glad you could make here for the discussion, /pol/.
>>27263943
>you're mentally ill if you mind your bf using sex toys.
so literally most of the world's girlfriends?
and you're calling ME autistic...
>>27264026
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Kill yourself cunt
>>27262946
you're insecure
next
>>27263818
I made this thread while still drinking coffee and listening to my relaxing music, I don't know what I was expecting but now I feel a little anxious and sick. I should close this tab soon
>>27263574
Yeah, I would feel the exact same way
>>27263910
Alright buddy
>>27263998
Don't let society force you to think you have to give a girl an orgasm to be good in bed. Do it because it makes YOU feel good, not her, who cares about how she feels? Society can do that for her, with "muh feelings" being so prevalent these days
We live in an age where sexual modesty is shunned and seen as repulsive, instead of the opposite. Don't let these feminist whores and cucked faggots tell you otherwise.
>>27264011
>Shortest time for me is around 15 mins, but that's fast. Longest has been close to 2 hours.
So literally the exact same as a guy?
>>27263884
Whoops, it was supposed to type Lelo, fucking SwiftKey.
But pegging is me doing him up the butt and stimulating him to orgasm via the prostate. He does it at home himself too though. Prostate orgasms are supposed to be mind blowing, obviously I wouldn't know.
>>27263910
Holy shit took me ages to figure out how to do it as well!
I think OP seems to think that vaginas are exactly like penises and that you can bring yourself to orgasm as fast as they can with them. He doesn't seem to get how difficult it is.
>>27264028
It's completely normal for humans to want to improve something like masturbation.
Sitting there and citing social stigma as a reason not to go have amazing orgasms is silly.
Humans will always have technological advancements for everything, it's alright to try something aside from the way we've been masturbating since the dawn of humanity.
>>27264026
And there's no reason why op, or any man for that matter, should get into a relationship with you
>>27264074
As I said there are other ways to give her an orgasm, and I'm not a quick shot or anything, it's just annoying that it will only ever feel "nice" I like making her writhe in pleasure.
>>27264110
>b-be a virgin but also don't masturbate!
>don't substitute for your lack of any sexual intimacy!
>d..don't..
>>27264110
N-No you're mentally ill!!!!!!
>>27264067
I think you should, females ruin everything just so they can be comfortable with their life decisions. They can accept that people won't like their degeneracy, and try to rationalize and force them to like it, you've experienced it in this thread op. Maybe we shouldn't go after women anymore, the Japanese are inventing realistic female sex dolls, and we may get robots soon. Time to throw away the flesh bags
>>27264095
Yeah, a lot of men start masturbating between the ages of 12-15, and it comes very naturally.
For women there's a huge learning curve to it because vaginas are so complicated.
>>27262946
Almost every girl have some kind of sex toy. In your head you might think it's a giant dildo that would make any man insecure but in reality it's vibrators and penis sized dildos.
>>27263998
Yeah, I've never had an orgasm through vaginal penetration either. It's actually very rare to experience this as a woman but because so many men rely on porn for their concept of what regular sex is like it kind of gives you the impression that girls can orgasm really easily through sex alone right? (those porn actresses are almost always faking btw)
My fiance didn't get it at first for ages either, kept thinking that he was doing something wrong or that he wasn't good enough in bed which absolutely wasn't true, although he finally understands and accepts it now. I don't know if a woman has ever told you this but unlike males during sex we don't need to cum to finish. Just sex with the man finishing is normally very satisfying, we don't really get the whole blue-balls thing.
ngl, I'm kind of jealous of how easy it is for you men to cum... it sounds wonderful...
>>27264150
How to get substitute sexual intimacy: be a suitable partner roastie
>>27264151
Kappa
>>27264085
idk, I've been with my partner almost a decade now and I can still get him to spray in under 5 minutes, lucky bastard.
>>27264150
There's literally nothing wrong with demanding this
It's how things should be
>>27264264
That makes no sense.
If I went out and fucked men I'm an unsuitable partner.
If I save my virginity for the right person I'm an unsuitable partner.
Please pick one (1).
>>27264290
>you can't save for marriage without shoving a 12 inch piece of plastic in your gash
You're unsuitable to the extreme
>>27264313
I don't have dildos, they don't fit into my vagina comfortably. It sort of hurts, I can use fingers for that.
I just use bullets or a hitachi on my clit.
>>27264313
The average vagina only lengthens to around 6" to 7" when fully aroused so how is anybody supposed to fit 12" in there? Stop watching porn holy shit.
>>27264336
Damage control somewhere else whore
I'm a girl and I think sex toys are weird. I don't even finger myself. I save penetration for my boyfriend and I don't want to risk making myself loose for him
>>27264358
There's no damage control, it's just relevant information.
>anon: this is why I hate niggers like you!
>me: oh, I'm not black..
>anon: d-damage control!
I know that feel, I've just finished talked to a girl as she was telling me that she hasn't gone over 2 weeks without having sex, since she was 15.
hear, hear guys.
apparently it's impossible for women to have a fulfilling sexual life without owning multiple recently invented hi-tech sexual toys.
you wouldn't want to deny your girlfriend this important right by having unrealistic standards, would you?
i thought not!
>>27264401
Girl you really need to get some sex ed...
Been with my fiance a decade now, a decade of regular sex and I'm still so tight that when we have to use a condom my snatch regularly steals it off his dick when he attempt to withdraw.
>>27264412
>n-no bullets are completely different
Nice try
>>27263944
Right now I'm comfortable being alone, because I'm a young adult and have some friends and hobbies. But I feel as though the longer I wait to address this, the more disgusted I'm going to be with my female peers.
>>27264011
Nah
>>27264058
You should elaborate, because I've also considered this but don't think it's true
>>27264079
I won't, but it does feel bad
>>27264201
Hahaha, I wouldn't be interested in sexdolls anon. I'm fine with celibacy. I don't like the idea of people allowing lust to control their actions.
>>27264431
>recently invented
Anon, I have some news for you...
>>27264443
>>27264401
normalfag sluts kill yourselves
You're both shit
>>27264283
I don't think that's the norm, that's really really short...
Maybe both the girls I've been with were just "easy to please" but they usually got off faster than me when it came to oral.
>>27264336
>believes that getting sexual pleasure still makes you a virgin
>trying to force this belief onto others
Welcome to damage control: the roastie
>>27264443
Prob because condom makes it dry not because your tight
>>27264067
It's alright OP, don't et the SIDF get to you. The jews just want people to buy more rubber dick and vaginas
>>27264494
>been with my partner a decade
>literally 10 years
>"ermehgerd slut! "
kek, truly robots are beyond saving.
>>27264496
Well fortunately it's the year 2016 and you have the luxury of attaining that statistic yourself so away you go, chop chop and prepare to be surprised.
Femanon here and I masturbate with just my hand. Sex toys are perverted. Those girls probably don't see sex as something special. OP you're fine. PS I don't know where you find so many girls with sex toys/willing to admit they have them
>>27264565
Yeah but you have cheated on him 15+ with Chad.
If you haven't it's because you are fat and ugly.
>>27264565
>sex outside of marriage
>not a slut
Western civilization is what's beyond saving
>>27264515
I mean, feel free to keep berating me for FACTS.
>>27264478
Yah dw, you're in the right being disgusted be women, especially these days, with the whole sexual liberation stuff. Find someone who values celibacy as much as you do, sadly in this day and age, women do nothing but allow themselves to be controlled by lust, just look at the damage control in this thread
>>27264596
Kiurant point in time
say it three times and you'll summon him
>>27264608
>Mott and Bailey
Wew laddy look at those synonyms
>>27264534
Nope because even when I'm on the pill I can still force his dick out of my vagina of I squeeze.
Kegels son.
>>27264478
Nah what? You asked me a question and I answered it.
You're going to reject anecdotal experience from somebody with a vagina favour of your porn and memes? And you complain that you're alone? Because you totally know more about the vagina than myself and the other women in this thread confirming his difficult it is to orgasm rite lel
>>27264480
looks real comfy, an ideal birthday gift for your gf.
my grandma has 2 of these on her shelf.
>>27264653
kill yourself you stupid piece of shit
you are cancer
>>27264245
She always enjoys it and it "feels good" but I prefer actually getting her off because it's more satisfying for me. As a guy it's hard to understand "getting off without finishing".
Guy's orgasms are really weak relative to girls, they usually don't require as much stimulation because they don't get as much pleasure, simple as that.
You sound like a strange case, but in my experience girls are easy to get off orally if you put in the effort. I'd take that over the simplicity of a guy's orgasm any day. Although I suppose the complexity of females lies in the fact that every single one is unique while a dick is a dick and feels good no matter what.
>>27264602
You can keep believing that if that is what makes you happy in life Anon.
Have owned a vibrator. Used it once then threw it away because i felt gross. I totally get where you're coming from, dude.
>>27264692
So you are fat and ugly.
OK.
Denying a woman her basic, vital, necessary self-pleasure is grounds for divorce and reason for justifiable homicide IMO. Do you want me to be crazy and miserable and kill you?
>>27264596
Ah average is just under 6 minutes so he's a bit below but not too bad.
I figured it would be atleast 7-8, go figure.
don't even dream about starting shit with femanons because they're total roast: the thread.
>>27264710
My hitachi satisfies me better than any man ever could. Asking me to throw it away would be instant dealbreaker for the relationship. And before my hitachi I had my own talented fingers.
>>27264673
>as a guy it's hard to understand "getting off without finishing"
When speaking to men about this I have heard this so, so, so many times. I guess it is pretty unusual to be mentally and physiologically satisfied with no orgasm, but it's kind of hard to describe.
Just knowing that the man you love has just emptied his balls inside of you has a great sense of "mission accomplished".
Occasionally there will be times where I want to finish too, but as you said with a tongue or some fingers it's not too difficult. Well played to the man that will go down on his lady after sex though... I mean I've gone down on my fella after he's been inside of me as well, but I won't pretend it's entirely pleasant... starchy...
>>27264710
Only good man-pretending-to-be-a-woman in the thread
>>27264810
Oh fuck off you worthless roastie. Nobody wants you
>>27264810
Same. Mine stays plugged in next to my bed on my nightstand at all times.
I even use it to massage my back after a shitty day at work.
>>27264264
You can't ask women to be a suitable partner if you're not a suitable partner yourself in the first place. A suitable partner would shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my masturbation and my masturbatory aid. The fact you have to bitch about it means you're an unsuitable piece of shit and not worth my time.
>>27264757
Nope to either actually but I don't expect you to believe me especially as I've no method of proving either to you.
Oh well, I guess we'll both have to continue going about our lives Anon.
>>27262946
I must apologize op, for how your thread derailed
Op says: can anyone relate with my feels?
Roasties come: OMG ANON it's perfectly normal let me tell you my story and my experiences of rationalizing and damage control and mental gymnastics! Something's wrong with you if you don't agree with me!
This is the degradation of a hobby in a nutshell, I'm sorry op. I'm sorry that you can't get a good, honest feels thread anymore, I'm sorry that normies and roasties clog and take over threads on this board, try to force their disgusting goy ways onto you. I wish there was something I can do
>>27264110
There's no reason for her, or any woman for that matter, should get into a relationship with anon
And men are far more thirsty than women about relationships or sex
>>27264810
even if you dont get off, isn't human interaction more fun than a toy?
Yo're a tripfag, you're barely even human. I don't think you're in much of a position to criticize anyone.
>>27264851
I already have a bf, yo.
>>27264871
> wahh if you don't conform to my rules you're the bad one. IM RIGHT, I SHOULD DO WHAT I WANT, LISTEN TO MY MEAT FLAPSSSS
Relationships are a two way street don't ya know, I guess you don't
>>27264934
>I already have a bf, yo.
FUCK OFF THEN NORMIE FAGGOT
>>27264810
Lelo Elise 2 reporting in.
>>27264610
I wish I didn't actively have to search for people like this though. To me it just feels like it should be the default that people don't own sex toys.
>>27264653
Nah I don't believe I would be the same as you if I were a girl. But that's not worth discussing at all. Also, I haven't been complaining about being alone at all. You'd have known that if you read through my posts.
>>27264710
That's good. I'd be uncomfortable about it and it does make me sick, but I might still be able to tolerate someone like this. I can't be sure though because thinking about it still makes me feel bad
>>27264758
This made me laugh, thanks anon
>>27264810
>>27264857
>>27264968
>tfw no lewd hitachi gf
>>27264767
Wait I thought we were arguing about aroused vaginal length? Sorry! I spoke to you really rudely and you are a totally different person! My bad!
>>27262946
>Every time I find out that a girl who I'm getting closer to owns a sex toy
>sextoy
that's an impolite way to refer to Chad, anon.
Chad is a person not a inanimate object
>>27264906
Depends on the human.
Robots are technically human but interaction with them is not fun. Interaction with a good, fun, socially competent, non-robot boyfriend who knows you love your vibrator and your girl porn and has no problem with it (even asks to watch when it's vibrator time) is fun indeed. But you are not that kind of person, you're a shitty robot who makes everything boring and shit and unfunny and disgusting. Human interaction with your kind is horrible e and something every sane person should avoid.
>>27264889
Yep. Seems like a good idea. You can get back to cheating on your BF and I can go back to being miserable.
We all win.
>>27264963
>Relationships are a two way street
That's why I found someone who was okay with my rules while you're still a kissless virgin
>>27264810
>tfw this isn't what this threads about
No one cares about what you have, this isn't a vibrator thread, this is for discussing ops feels
>>27264985
>This made me laugh
Why? I wasn't joking.
>>27264968
I feel the same way about this as I feel about a guy showing a picture of the fleshlight he fucks
it's gross lol
>>27265016
Nope, never once cheated on him Anon.
I have a really low drive anyway so I don't know why I'd seek out another person for sex. Seems kind of redundant. Jesus after 10 years I can't imagine getting today intimate with another person, that would be fucking weird.
Gotta make up your mind though Anon, either I'm fat and ugly or hot and cheating on him. Which is it.
I could never cheat on my little snuggly beans though, he's just perfect!
>>27264968
whats even the point of trying to get a gf. she will just fuck that thing instead of you
>>27265028
This.
>all these robots whining over the pettiest shit, when my bf is happy with me, I have a bf and they're still kissless virgins because they're fucking unreasonable and repulsive
>>27265090
Hm but it's not like it even goes inside of me Anon. Most women masturbate clitorally almost exclusively you know.
>>27265117
>wanting to get fucked by a girl
gay
>>27264810
Wew lass, I'm glad to know you value your sex toy over a potential partner. I actually left a girl because of a hitachi
Well anons, I'm gonna jump ship. The whores are starting to post their toys. I just wanted to chat with like-minded robots, but nope.
>>27262946
you are just an idealist looking for that perfect qt virgin grill, nothing wrong with it other than a very childish Disney like view of the world.
>>27265119
well I have a girlfriend and she isn't gross like you because she doesn't need a large fake plastic vibrating dick to get off
>>27265117
But most of us don't put them inside of us, they're for clitoral stimulation almost exclusively. I don't know any woman that actually puts that shit inside of herself.
Penises are for inside and vibrators are for outside.
>>27265170
>Penises are for inside and vibrators are for outside.
be my gf
>>27265166
Unless she's one of the 20% that can orgasm through just sex and isn't faking I can garauntee you she does need a giant, fake, vibrating, plastic dick to get off.
>>27265028
Congrats, he follows yours and you don't follow his probably. Now get out of our thread, we have ops feels to discuss, not your life, nobody cares unless you shove it in our faces ( and thus we have to shove it away). Op won't go for you, so stop crying about it, he has rules that you won't adhere to, so maybe you shouldn't complain about that if you have your own rules to follow.
Also good to see you have a good emotional boyfriend, supplying to all your needs while you don't sacrifice anything for him, like sexual pleasure. We all know that society and technology was built because everyone only cared about sexual pleasure :^) . hope you treat your plastic sexual bf well ^^
>>27265155
>Wew lass, I'm glad to know you value your sex toy over a potential partner
What potential partner? I don't need a potential partner. I already have my own partner and he-s cool with my masturbation habits, which ranks a much better partner than you. What kind of idiot sees "potential" in something that is objectively below her minimum standard?
>>27265226
>Dumb cunts can't let robots talk
>Dumb cunts need to shit up every thread for attention
Fuck you
You're the reason people here hate women
>>27265191
why is everyone quoting that 20% figure
how do you measure how many women can cum from PIV? you cant. you can only ask women if they can cum right now.
>>27265109
Low sex drive. I guess that explains it.
I'm sure your BF is super happy having sex twice a year.
>>27265205
>being this butthurt at a common thread derailment
Embarrassing
Threads derail all the time OP, stop being so whiny and needy and maybe you'll find a girlfriend, nobody wants a man who can't be well by himself too, it screams parents issues and maladjusted toxic human waste
>>27265191
>the rationalization
When op decides to leave his thread, you know things have derailed >>27265155
I'm with ya op, sorry your thread went so bad >>27264895
It was a good social experiment though, to see how women degrade things with their own feelings. It's gonna be fun watching this society burn. Thanks for the thread op, some good learns about women here
>>27265245
Robots talk should be classified the same as terrorist talk nothing good ever comes out of it
>>27265339
>I disagree with you
>TERRORIST!!!!11!!11
Kill yourself
>>27264920
Nope, I'm innocent! It's no problem, the discussion up to that point had been interesting. I was wondering about the sudden needless aggression though, thanks for clearing that up.
>>27265361
It's the same whiny and self-victimizing, dangerous blame-shifting attitude of terrorists though
>my life is shit the fault is everyone's but mine gonna kill some people bleurgh
Same as that murderer Elliott
>literally feeling threatened by a piece of plastic
On a second thought, it's not like you might have anything to offer other than an organic, smelly, mediocre-sized dildo.
>>27265292
Twice a day actually, but it varies depending on if we've both been at work today day. Sometimes we settle for sofa snuggles and animu.
How could anybody cheat on this snuggler though? He's just lovely.
ITT: men insecure over sex toys
>>27265443
Is there anything robots aren't insecure over except their own shitposting
>>27265438
this goes in the boyfu folder
>>27265443
how dare men be insecure over things
how dare they
>tfw friend gave me a vibrator for my birthday
>too intimidated to try it
>it just sits in my drawer
>have always had a policy about not throwing out gifts
If someone asked me if I had one, I wouldn't lie about it. If some guy like OP didn't want to date me for owning one I wouldn't blame him.
>>27265313
Nice to see you /b/ro
And good to see you only see threads as places to stain and spew your damage control insecurities, says a lot about how loose your Libia is ^^ who cares about others discussions about a topic right? As long as I feel good everything's good yay!!!!
Good thing I'm not needy, since I have my own values and morals I adhere to and don't let women destroy just so I can get a small look at a moist hole. I'm pretty sure I'm fairly liked as well, look at this nice award :^)
>>27265482
He's lovely right? The perfect ratio of body fat and muscle.
>>27265507
More like how dare men not let women have anything. Have fun with your hand, that's all you're going to be getting.
>>27265523
Oh yes, incredibly good looking. I just wish he had a little more body hair, but he looks blonde so maybe the camera doesn't pick it up
>>27265438
so you have sex twice a day but you have a low sex drive
ok
>>27265507
A woman being happy and enjoying herself with her sex toys and her porn isn't something you should be insecure over. It's something that should make you happy and you should be OK with. I would not be with my bf if he weren't more than OK with it, I'd rather be alone than be with a man who doesn't care about me.
>>27265555
how dare men be insecure about toys that are 10x better than any men ever could be
how dare they
>>27265517
what discussions are there about a shit topic like yours, loser
>>27265589
>A woman being happy and enjoying herself with her sex toys and her porn isn't something you should be insecure over. It's something that should make you happy and you should be OK with. I would not be with my bf if he weren't more than OK with it, I'd rather be alone than be with a man who doesn't care about me.
The same argument could be made for letting you sleep with Chad. A good boyfriend would let you do that right?
>>27265557
Nah, he's actually 25 years old and still very hairless. Can't even grow a full beard yet aha
>>27265576
Yeah because a lot of the time he has to initiate it and it isn't until we actually get to the penetration that I actually start getting into it.
>>27265603
I've said it so many times before, but you can't even compare the two because most women don't actually put vibrators inside of themselves, they use them clitorally.
Vibrator = inside
Penis = outside
They're nothing alike and both provide a totally different experience.
>>27265603
If you know you're inferior
Get better or don't bother those superior to you
Simple
>>27265625
But anon, my bf is already Chad.
>>27265625
>implying another human being and plastic is the same thing
>>27265695
Yeah that's why I have both
>implying robots are human beings and not subhumans
>>27265695
You dumb argument works for both things.
Eh whats even the point. its not like anyone will change their mind here
ill just go hang myself or something
>>27265695
Another human being can do a lot but not provide instant earth-shattering pleasure like clit vibrators can. Doesn't mean other human beings don't have any value.
Robots however are objectively less than human, so if anything they can be rightfully called worthless.
>>27265618
>roastie too toastie to properly read the tread
>doesn't notice that op has a trip
Welcome to 4chan m'lady, I'm sorry to say that your damage control won't be tolerated and is open to ridicule, good job on the name calling though, replying with ad hominems is the first step to becoming a channer!
>>27265695
I bet you use a plastic toy for pleasure, and your a real human to supplement all your other needs. Makes sense, the man should provide while to do whatever you can to maximize pleasure :^)
>>27265695
>>27265806
Good thing women don't want to ban sex robots, or hentai for that matter, since they know they can't do everything for a man and accept that :^)
>>27265810
>op is so butthurt that nobody cares for his shit and took his trip to shitpost more
Hahahahaha
>I bet you use a plastic toy for pleasure
Well if men can't give pleasure anything that doesn't involve another partner is a most faithful and innocent way of obtaining it
You'd rather get cheated on because you're too shitty to pleasure your girl? Cuck
>>27265810
Actually, no. I don't use toys at all since my sex drive is pretty low but that doesn't mean other women can't use them. Sorry you're so bitter because woman can't get off to your small dick :^)
>>27265852
Yeah because we don't want to do shit for pathetic 'men' like yourself. If you want sex robots and hentai go for it. No woman wants or should have to put up with men like you anyways.
>>27265879
or let her pleasure herself
>>27265879
I'm sure you can see the differences in me and ops prose. I assure you, I am not him
Personally I rather my partner sacrifice that, considering I would be sacrificing my freedom (and potentially my wages, among other things). Like I said, relationships are 2 way streets, sacrifices made, compromises built. Shame to see you can't live without your pleasure, that you are so basic that you need that godly plastic touch, I'm sure great minds were just like you, didn't sacrifice years for study and hard work.
>>27265961
I like this anon, a good roast. If you ladys want to use sex toys, go for it, some are fine with it, some aren't. Just don't get butthurt and flood a thread with your damage control when someone like op won't date someone like you because of his own preferences/values/view on current women/whatever, like >>27266006 . low libido is fun, it's nice not being like the thirsty people around me
Anyways, since this thread is now a discussion on the personal use of sex toys instead of the intended thread about ops personal feels, I'll be off. It was nice chatting with you guys, but it's getting a bit stale. Until we meet again
*tip*
>>27266134
>Personally I rather my partner sacrifice that
Personally I'd rather my partner not want me to sacrifice that
That's why I chose a partner who's ok with it and not OP
And that's why I don't start whiney, cringey threads about people not wanting to settle for absurd shit like OP who needs a reality check
just like you
because you're totally not OP bro :^)
>All these insecure men who don't realise vibrators are completely harmless
Jesus, some of you sound like you think every woman with a vibrator is double fisting dragon dildos every night. Vibrators are great, they make masturbation (something every human does and frankly needs to do from time to time) significantly easier (for reals if I don't use mine I will usually have to stop before I'm done due to pain/fatigue in my hand/arm), but they can't stroke your hair, or kiss your neck, or play with your boobs, can they? Just like how your partner/husband can't necessarily be with you 24/7/365, or you're single and don't fancy the hassle of attempting to obtain casual sex.
>>27266134
>someone like op won't date someone like you
Thank goodness, I want my bf, I don't want someone like OP.
>>27266134
>, I'm sure great minds were just like you, didn't sacrifice years for study and hard work
>Intelligent people never seek out increased sexual pleasure or do non-vanilla sexual/masturbatory things
I'll take "deluded robot", please
>>27266223
>masturbation is a need
>except i'm too lazy to do it
>that's why i have this magic orgasm stick
>because my orgasms are a need that even myself is unwilling to fulfill
>>27266264
>masturbation is a need
>except i'm too lazy to do it
>that's why i have this magic pillow waifu
>because my orgasms are a need that even myself is unwilling to fulfill
>>27266282
...i'm going to let you in on a secret, anon. if your dick is sensitive enough to be rubbed against a pillow as to nut, you didn't need the pillow to begin with.
>>27266262
I think he's saying that it wasn't a big part of their lives, like they didn't make a big fuss about not being able to use a sex toy
>>27266264
Robots whine when someone says misogyny but when robots, who use all sorts of porn and all sorts of sex toys like onaholes and sex dolls to better their sexual pleasure, when those robots start whining about women doing the exact same thing to increase their own sexual pleasure, that's when misogyny is the only explanation really.
>>27266334
It's not the dick it's that I need a waifu in some sort of real form to masturbate.
>>27266264
>In the year of our lord two thousand sixteen, humans are not allowed to make use of labor/time saving devices because a bloo bloo muh robot feelings
I also have the annoying problem of either finishing within 1m30 seconds, or going 30 minutes and not getting anywhere near finishing, if I use my hand. Less frustrating some days to not gamble that it'll be a 1m30 job.
>>27266336
>Making a fuss about something in a thread discussing that thing
I don't think any of us are actually making that big a fuss about it, we mostly seem to be utterly bemused that some people think it's a problem that we have them. Although desu if you go find someone intelligent & famous, then tell them they must only perform vanilla sex in the missionary position while sober, you'd probably get quite a few who'd throw a fuss about it.
>>27266336
If that were so they wouldn't be bitching so much about what other people do with their own lives
Yet he is
Why can't he live and let live? Why does he feel the need to attack women who enjoy themselves? Is he so delusional to think he ever had a chance with those women?
>>27266396
all i'm hearing is that of all the people on this planet, even you aren't willing to pleasure yourself.
>>27266389
then you have a psychological issue that needs ironed out.
>>27266199
Bruh, op isn't whining about anything
>I hope someone here can relate
He wanted a discussion, to talk to other like-minded robots about his personal issue >>27263219. He even States that he might be the broken one >>27263241 . please read ops comments before getting flustered
And besides, he's the one turning down the ladies. Wonder how many he could have had sex with...
>>27263028
This is insane dude..
>>27266440
>pleasures herself
>isn't willing to pleasure herself
Do you think that if someone is hungry but would rather eat a certain meal rather than another they are not willing to feed themselves?
Is the concept of optimization foreign to you? It's not foreign to the great minds you love to talk about.
Are you against people having option and possibilities in general? Any dictator tendencies to tell people exactly how they must live their life regardless of optimization or if it's even remotely decent to them?
>>27266440
>>all i'm hearing is that of all the people on this planet, even you aren't willing to pleasure yourself.
>I could waste 30 minutes masturbating, not climax, and be left frustrated with a terribly sore arm
or
>crack out the vibe, be finished and satisfied within a few minutes, be back to doing something more productive with my time
It'd be like making your wife dry all your clothes manually via a mangle, because you're worried she might sit on top of the tumble dryer and get off from the vibrations.
Also this
>>27266500
dubs for truth
>>27266467
>op isn't whining about anything
His whole post is a bunch of butthurt wah wah why don't women need me
Maybe because he's a toxic piece of shit that's why
>he's the one turning down the ladies
Yeah sure
>>27266541
I don't see anything about girls wanting to be with him after he's exposed his disgusting nature to them t b h.
>>27266500
>>27266541
because at what point do you raw the line and optimization? why walk when you can use a hoverboard, why chew when you can drink blended foods in shake form, why even have a bf/gf when you can just jerk off to porn or vibe it out.
at what point is sextoying the medium ground?
>>27266630
why would it matter? OP still wouldn't be interested in them.
>>27266396
See
>>27266426
Why can't you guys live and let live? Why are you
>utterly bemused
That he doesn't want a woman who uses sex toys? Why do you girls feel the need to attack him because he has opinions and values different to yours? Why do you feel that it's necessary to come to this thread and blab your life experiences and force your thoughts onto op and this thread? No one asked for this? And some robots are annoyed at that the fact that women have been doing the "femanon here let me flood this thread with my unnecessary feelings" do ages now that they lash out and ask you to take your opinion where it's asked for (op wanted to have a thread where like minded robots can express their similar issues, not women coming along and expressing their dismay that op wants a woman who doesn't use sex toys. He doesn't even use sex toys himself >>27264478 so it's not a huge unfair requirement for his bf). Are you so delusional to think that people here actually want your experiences with sex toys? That you had a chance in obtaining the attention you seek (well, femanon threads get tons of replies...) and changing ops mind?
See what I did there? I did the reversal thing, used your own words to show it goes both ways. Are you proud of me ma?
>>27266650
>why even have a bf/gf when you can just jerk off to porn or vibe it out.
Did you ignore my previous post?
>Vibrators are great, they make masturbation (something every human does and frankly needs to do from time to time) significantly easier (for reals if I don't use mine I will usually have to stop before I'm done due to pain/fatigue in my hand/arm), but they can't stroke your hair, or kiss your neck, or play with your boobs, can they? Just like how your partner/husband can't necessarily be with you 24/7/365, or you're single and don't fancy the hassle of attempting to obtain casual sex.
Vibrators are not an attempt to replace men, and women with vibrators don't spend all their free time with them pressed up against their clits. Tbh, men should try vibrators as well - you might be surprised how good it feels to have a different sensation than what you're used to on the most sensitive bit of your cock.
>>27266704
>Live and let live
op was the one saying that he found women who used them disgusting and that it instantly put him off them. I don't think any of the girls have called him disgusting back, just insecure and naive.
>>27262946
>be me
>date a girl without a sex toy
>doesn't masturbate
>has zero interest in sex
>says she's a virgin and makes me believe it
>makes me feel like shit for wanting her
>she gets deep into feminist reasons for why i'm shit for finding her attractive
>go out for a year because i'm crazy and got stuck on her
>she breaks up with me one day
>"anon, i've found someone else"
>end up meeting him
>wasn't sure what to expect
>he's like my twin brother
>fuck
>actually bretty chill even though situation sucked
>see them on campus a few times
>holding hands
>just destroys me
>figure he's sleeping with her
>go off deep end
>run into him alone after about 4 months
>looks sad as fuck
>he calls after me
>says he needs to talk
>they broke up
>we talk for a while then he says, "so, uh...did you guys ever, y'know...get intimate?"
>i laugh for a sec b/c it sounds so weird
>kinda shrug and say "no, not really..."
>he gets this weird look
>asks if she made me feel like shit just for finding her attractive
>"yeah...i thought it was me"
>compare notes
>he never got anywhere
>says she broke up with him, she's going out with this black guy
>fist to my stomach
>we end up hanging out
>see her with this black guy
>not a tyrone, kinda geeky guy
>but i'm letting go
>start flirting with girl in econ
>she's dtf and has a vibe
>lose my v-card
>she's amazed i find her sexy
>thinks it's cool
>finds out what kinds of things i like
>her dad gets really sick
>relationship goes from casual to serious
>never felt like this before
>making plans & shit
>get call from her other ex: "they broke up"
>we meet up with the black guy
>kind of hoping she had seriously degrading sex with him
>nope
>same fucking story
>we have a good fucking laugh at her expense
>get call about a week ago
>it's her
>says she's been with "other guys" but still only loves me
>wants to get back together
>i would have done anything to hear that a year ago
>but now? fuck that
>rather be with someone who likes sex
>>27266650
>why walk when you can use a hoverboard
We don't have those yet chump plus walking can be nice
>why chew when you can drink blended foods in shake form
because I like the taste of certain foods cooked in some way and others cooked in another and so on
>why even have a bf/gf when you can just jerk off to porn or vibe it out
Because there's more to relationships than sex for pure sexual gratification (which is what masturbation is for)
You're a retard with no imagination and no knowledge of humans, so you're the average robot
No wonder you people don't have gfs
>why would it matter?
Because it makes OP's whining pointless and annoying if girls don't want to deal with his shit
>>27266545
Please see >>27262946
>>27262946
>Every time I find out that a girl who I'm getting closer to owns a sex toy, I somehow lose all romantic interest. I'm not sure why this happens, do you think I'm asexual or just really value innocence? I feel a little disgusted then immediately tone down on the flirtatious behaviour and can only see them as friends from that point forward.
>I actually let one know it was the reason, cause she was persistent and wanted to know why I started acting differently. I told her and she was very confused, she acted as if it was a completely normal thing to own.
>Maybe it is normal, but I can't help but feel disgusted by it. This constant disappointment makes me feel a little less bad about being alone though, because I know that my standards are apparently unrealistic.
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>I hope someone here is able to relate
>>27266754
>op was the one saying that he found women who used them disgusting
No
If you live and let live you don't find X thing disgusting
The fact that you and you need to shitpost about it means deep down you don't want to live and let live
>>27266754
>live and let live
>disgust
Pick one. Live and let live implies a feeling of acceptance. If you feel disgust then you're not experiencing acceptance.
>>27266813
>Maybe it is normal, but I can't help but feel disgusted by it.
>I feel a little disgusted
His words, not mine.
>>27266813
>>27266845
Are you agreeing with me, or incapable of reading? OP was the one who described someone else as disgusting.
>>27266712
of course it's not an attempt to replace men, it's just an inadvertent side effect. no dick vibrates, no dick is eternally plastic hard, and not all dicks are shaped like a hooked rod with a little orb at the tip.
if i deathgrip fap for awhile, its desensitizing to the point that any of your holes simply aren't good enough to reach completion. from my experience alone and your information, you're telling me that it's the absolutely opposite and that there's physically and mentally an impossibility that an orgasm stick will never have a side effect like that, as well as that you doing it with your own hands takes at minimum 15 minutes, that the average male longevity of 7.3 minutes of lasting power would be perfectly acceptable.
sure fembot, sure.
>>27266767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4yiO1Cmv4
>>27266712
Tbh I tried this, didn't get much out of it, the tip is really sensitive and it just made me want to pee. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this stuff, or my body isn't properly developed. Like I bought a lelo Loki wave, $200+ prostate massager, and I felt nothing while using it. I used it for hours, and felt nothing. When I used it as a dildo, and moved it around, I kinda felt some prostate pressure, but it wasn't pleasurable to me. Maybe my prostate is in an odd location? I heard that prostate cell migration is a thing. I'm sure I'm the odd one out tho, these toys are made using biological knowledge
>>27266773
>>27266704
Stop whining so much, will you OP
Of course you will find someone who can relate here, here is full of virgin losers who hate women and can't stand the idea of women being happy and enjoying themselves. Just like you. Aren't you glad?
>>27266871
>OP was the one who described someone else as disgusting
Yeah and that's worrying honestly.
>>27266876
That's not an hoverboard retard, that just looks retarded.
This is an hoverboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkyLnWm1iCs
>>27266876
The sensation of a vibrator/vibrating dildo is significantly different to the sensation of a real penis and the man attached to it. They're basically two different things in a way? You won't get bored of one via doing the other. Or at least, that's my experience with it. Men also have a mouth and two hands, if their cock isn't capable of getting the job done entirely by itself, and a vibrator isn't going to cuddle you after you've put it back in the drawer, or take you for a walk along the river.
>>27266704
No one asks for your opinions in femanon threads but somehow you're always there.
>>27266871
And he also accepts the fact that his standards are probably unrealistic, as he told a girl that he liked why he started acting strangely, as stated in the OP. The fact that he personally is disgusted by it doesn't me he doesn't live and let live. That's his OPINION, he isn't trying to change anyone's views, like the women in this thread are. If you use a vibrator, like all the women op knows, he will lose romantic attraction to you and REMAIN FRIENDS. He accepts their decision to use a sex toy, as he doesn't berate them and hate them, he just doesn't see them as potential partners. Live and let live. Just because someone doesn't love you or wants to get intimate and spend resources on you because he has different values doesn't mean he is automatically a cis scum woman hater, jeez... Why do women hate different opinions? Especially if it means they won't get something out of someone
>>27266952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZiEtduSQg
>>27266983
this is about sex and orgasms, not the activities leading up to or after. if this were the case, you could argue that having 2 boyfriends/husbands/partners at all times was normal because 1 is different than the other. i mean fuck it, why not anon? if having a plastic vibrating dick that gives your orgasms whilst having a flesh and blood pillow that makes you tingle occasionally is okay and normal, why not double down?
>>27267054
OP if half the shit you wrote were true you wouldn't have made this thread on this woman-hating cesspool of a board but on a decent board frequented by normal, decent people, women and men alike.
The fact you chose /r9k/ where everyone is a bitter, misogynystic virgin is telling.
>>27266984
Ayyyy nice one. Last time I checked a femanon thread things stayed on track, and most of the time they are just bating for attention. Ex talking about how they are getting gifts from all their beta orbiters, on a board about hating women for how they manipulate people into giving them free stuff. Some would also argue that no one asked for your opinion on this board yet you're still here, I personally wont, I do believe that females can't be robots in the sense that a male can, but still can be robotic compared to other females, but that's a discussion for a other thread ;)
>>27267090
That's still not a hoverboard retard
Does it fly? No it slides over a flat smooth surface so it's nothing but useless junk
I'm not going to be the one to tell you that you're intimidated by it, you may be or you may not be. I would be depending on what it is, if it's some massive 9 inch dildo then I'd definitely feel intimidated.
But do you not masturbate OP? Sex toys are just toys for masturbation, which I'm sure you do yourself. If it's just a vibrator, then I don't see it as a big deal, really. You just feel conflicted about the physical manifestation of masturbation.
>>27267165
>not touching the ground
>isn't flying
it's the definition of hovering, anon.
>>27267054
The thing is, he is very much judging us for our life choices. We are not judging him for his opinions, just telling him that, from our perspective, we think it's an insecure and naive opinion. This thread has been a free exchange of opinions and has remained fairly civil....except for some rude robots.
>>27267090
Bullshit analogy, that's like saying because you have a Tamagotchi and a dog, you may as well get a horse as well. And even if you talk purely about sex and orgasms, a vibrator can't kiss your neck, can't grab your hips while it thrusts, can't surprise you by suddenly changing positions/speed without telling you etc etc. Like I said, they're different things - a football fan might love playing Fifa on his PS4, but he's probably going to love having a kickabout with his mates, or watching the local team as well. It's only if he locks himself in his room and does nothing BUT play fifa that it's a problem. Just like vibrators aren't a problem as part of a healthy sex life, unless you are foregoing human contact or going outside to spend all day masturbating.
>>27266766
>rather be with someone who likes sex
In other words, you weren't Chad enough to get her to like sex.
Loser.
>>27267131
The fact that you're trying to force your views and experiences Into this thread and his face, looking for acceptance and trying to rationalize to /r9k/ where everyone is a bitter, misogynystic virgin is telling. Anon, if you weren't looking for attention or weren't insecure you wouldn't have made replied to this woman-hating cesspool of a board but on a decent board frequented by normal, decent people, women and men alike.
>>27267090
You know most people aren't greedy retards like you and are fine with putting with their lives on the settings they prefer which don't necessarily align to yours.
>i mean fuck it, why not anon?
Because I'm not you and it doesn't please me to do two guys
Two guys is a shitton of hassle and problems even if both were ok with it, and even then I wouldn't be ok with it, I prefer one guy devoted completely to me
With a sex toy there is no hassle, it does its job and then it goes back to its box and doesn't complain or whine or require anything at all like a human would... because it's a fucking lifeless object
While a person is much more than a "flesh and blood pillow"
Do you think your gf would be a "flesh and blood pillow"? No wonder no one wants you
>>27267188
It looked like it was touching the ground all right. That's still useless, it doesn't fly high enough for me and it looks very impractical and limited. Call me when you have hoverboards that fly at the exact height and speed and ease of use those in Back to the future do.
>>27267234
>The fact that you're trying to force your views and experiences Into this thread and his face
>SOMEONE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE ME11!!! WAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAH!!!1
>trying to rationalize to /r9k/ where everyone is a bitter, misogynystic virgin
That's not rationalizing that's stating a fact.
>if you weren't looking for attention or weren't insecure you wouldn't have made replied to this woman-hating cesspool of a board
No way, you people need a reality check before someone goes full Elliott again. Your circlejerks have proven to be noxious for society.
>>27267202
i used 2 things, an either/or, not adding a 3rd. either choose a partner AND a vibrator, or 2 partners. not a partner, a vibrator and a pet that sometimes gets involved.
i don't recall claiming that all you (or they) did was stay in doors and masturbate from sun up to sun down either, nor did i claim they couldn't participate in sex at any other times. my stance has been that of anti-sex toys/pro relationship.
>>27267363
let's just defy all logic while we're at it then as well.
>>27267298
i've had and currently have a gf, anon.
what you're describing is a cuck relationship. 1 object is there to sexually satisfy you, while the other is there to please you emotionally. hell, i think it was even you that said your boyfriend was "more than okay with the arrangement in the relationship". if you have 2 objects that vied for the 2 jobs at the same time, it suddenly becomes a hassle due to [insert human response].
again, you're simply lazy and entitled as mentioned earlier in the thread. you can't be tasked to accomplish your own orgasms without being on easymode, and you're simply unwilling to participate in a relationship that would be exactly the same thing that you're currently doing because the end result is somebody causing you strife due to unwanted activities in said relationship.
not only do you want somebody else to make your cake, you want them to feed it to you as well.
>>27267532
>what you're describing is a cuck relationship
If you consider yourself as getting cucked by an object, then you are frankly beyond hope.
>>27267202
>The thing is, he is very much judging us for our life choices. We are not judging him for his opinions, just telling him that, from our perspective, we think it's an insecure and naive opinion.
Gj on judging his personal preferences while he doesn't judge yours. Just because he says no wo wanting to get intimate with someone who uses a sex toy is fine, he even States that it's probably the norm for women to use sex toys, and he's just weird like that. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions and values anon, just because he doesnt like yours doesn't mean you should fill his thread with your experiences and Calling his opinion, his personal values, stupid. That's just rude and inconsiderate. You people forced op to leave his own thread, a thread where he just wanted to find some people to relate to. He wanted to get hugged by his fellow Pepes and Wojacks, not get the opinions of normies forced down his throat.
>This thread has been a free exchange of opinions and has remained fairly civil....except for some rude robots.
This is true, and, honestly it was nice getting your experiences with sex toys and how your vagina works, but the rude robots were rude for a reason, your opinions were unnecessary in this thread, and derailed from ops intent, to find people to relate to. If he wanted your opinion on why women use vibrators, he would have made a thread on it, like: "why do women use sex toys? I personally see no use to it, why not use your fingers? Why would your bf want to be cucked by a piece of plastic?" Or something like that.
So many threads have been derailed because the mention of a female attracts other females to share their unnecessary experiences, and attracts thirsty betas to reply and talk to them. They are sick of it, especially when it's in a thread where a lonely robot wants to seek out people who feel the same way as them.
>>27267582
Also, since I ran out of characters:
You have said it yourself, op has an odd opinion, so why ruin his efforts to finding someone he can relate to? He already has society as a whole against him, why come here and utterly destroy his chances?plus you're on a misogynistic board, so it's expected you'll get some backlash gurl
>>27267582
>He wanted to get hugged by his fellow Pepes and Wojacks, not get the opinions of normies forced down his throat.
Oh, you mean, he wanted a....safe, space? Hilarious. Also you can't open a thread on one side of an argument, then act offended and upset when the other side of the argument decide to drop by and say hello. To do otherwise would be to create an echo chamber - OP may have not gotten exactly what he wanted, but if this thread has been nothing but "you da man op, fuck those roastie whores" then it would be no better than than whatever the normie alternative of that is.
>>27267532
>what you're describing is a cuck relationship
A relationship where the woman is happy and sexually satisfied is a cuck relationship to you? That makes cuck relationships good.
>1 object is there to sexually satisfy you, while the other is there to please you emotionally
A person is not an object. Do you think your gf is an object?
> if you have 2 objects that vied for the 2 jobs at the same time, it suddenly becomes a hassle due to [insert human response]
But I don't have two objects. I have one. My bf is not an object.
I'm sincerely scared for your girlfriend if you see people as objects.
>you can't be tasked to accomplish your own orgasms without being on easymode
Yeah you definitely think vaginas are the same as penises and female masturbation is the same as male masturbation. You're a retard. I hope you don't really have a gf, poor girl must be suffering like shit with you.
>you're simply unwilling to participate in a relationship that would be exactly the same thing that you're currently doing because the end result is somebody causing you strife due to unwanted activities in said relationship
One it would not be exactly the same thing just like all the shit you posted is not exactly the same thing as the hoverboard from BTTF, two yes one is allowed to pick and choose what suits them the best and avoid strife they have no wish for. Does this upset you?
>>27267582
>If he wanted your opinion on why women use vibrators, he would have made a thread on it, like: "why do women use sex toys? I personally see no use to it, why not use your fingers? Why would your bf want to be cucked by a piece of plastic?"
As if you need to be that explicit to get that kind of thread here on r9k.
>>27267566
Not only he feels cucked by an object but he also suggets fucking two guys at the same time would be better, so being cheated on is OK for him?
Maybe he has a cuck fetish and he's deliberately shitposting because he's upset an object doesn't make him feel cucked enough for him, unlike a big negro.
>>27264011
Sucks to hear you have troubles with masturbating, but claiming it works the same for all women and concluding all of them need a sex toy, is farfetched to say the least.
>>27267839
But she didn't say that, retard, she was talking about those who do and they're many.
>>27267676
Nah senpai, he wanted to soulsearch. Not really a safe space, but more of a... Dating site, so to say. He doesn't care about what you like to do, yet you flood the thread with it anyways, that's what I mean by forcing your opinion down his throat, sorry if it came off the wrong way. He stated his own moral values, and you guys come along and tell him it's wrong. That's not live and let live, it's like you didn't read my whole post (I worked hard on it....). He doesn't care if you like sex toys, he didn't make this thread to hate on those who used sex toys. He wanted to find people who have the same PERSONAL PREFERENCE as him. It's like abstaining until marriage, a personal preference, yet you guys come here and try to tell him his personal preference is bad because it doesn't align with your personal preference. I'm fine with discussion, but this thread wasn't a discussion thread. Op wanted to find people he can relate to and all he got was a discussion on sex toys and why people use them. Even though that discussion was related to the topic, this wasn't a thread for discussion. That's like going on a dating site and then questioning why someone likes cats vs dogs and filling their mailbox with your discussion points and experiences, ya feel me? Some robots are just tired of the "IM A FEMANON AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK AMD FEEL" in these kinds of threads, and get angry at you guys.
Hopefully you understand, but this is probably just a waste of 1500 characters.... I'm not sure why I'm still trying desu
>>27267937
>Nah senpai, he wanted to soulsearch
Yeah soulsearch about how much he "you da man op, fuck those roastie whores"
