Well guys, it's about to turn 1pm and I'm ready for my first beer. Who else here is drinking to cure the boredom of being a NEET for over 7 years?
I'm here to talk if anyone wants to! Haha!
>>27261771
are you a koala?
>>27261904
Yes, I am.
original comment desu family desu
I'm smoking weed and fapping to loli.
watching god eater, shit tier anime imo
>>27263055
Good good, that's good senpai
>>27261771
11:38 am in San Francisco
just woke up
wake and bake or get coffee, come back, get high?
>>27263155
wake and bake papa and then get coffee
I got to a point where I could down a whole bottle of vodka and feel only dizzy.
Only having a couple of beers now and then, since the feelings of guilt ate me up every time I sobered up after that
>>27261771
I'm waiting on heroin. IV FTW.
You guys mind if I hang out here?
>>27263276
yeah of course you can hang out
is anyone still here?
>>27263155
u lucky son of a bitch
i'm in conservative hell - JUST LET ME FUCKIN SMOKE YOU CUNTS
>>27263421
>Living in California
>Lucky
Just buy some weed through the mail.
>>27263276
Nah bro you're welcome here
>>27263401
I'm still here, put some more beers in the freezer
just poured some vodka into some oj desu tam
beer doesnt get me drunk at all unless i drink liquor too, good for staying drunk tho
>>27263401
Cool.
In about an hour, after my guy drops off, and I bang that shit, I'll story time some shit.
>>27263479
good nigga, waiting for that shit
>>27263225
got my coffee and some indica
>>27263421
i moved to sf from CO so unfortunately i can't relate. but i have sympathy.
>>27263441
northern california is beautiful
the city i could do without though
>>27263651
nice bro, how's the high going
i'll tell you a story about living in sf
>parents visiting for first time
>staying at hotel a few blocks from my apt, leave in the AM to go fetch them for day of sightseeing
>homeless dude in the alley beside my building, see him as i walk past
>he's got his dick out and is searching for a good vein
>pitbull next to him looking hungry af
this is not unusual. though it's the first time i've seen someone looking for veins in their dick. usually they are just shooting up in the open. no one does anything about it. it makes me sad.
>>27263773
good, it's saturday, i don't have to do shit today
except get coffee, and i did that
what beer # you at?
>>27263794
Heroinbro here.
That guy is going to be without a dick soon, never shoot there, fuck.
>>27263813
This is my 3rd beer. Feeling slightly buzzed but it's going to need a lot more to get me to where I want to be.
>>27263830
yeah, as you can imagine, he looked to be in terrible shape
don't know if you've ever been to sf but the heroin problem here is absurd. open dealing and use. i walk over needles and little wrappings every day.
the dealers commute in from oakland on the train.
>>27263839
how much do you drink a day?
for how long have you?
how many beers will get you where you want to be?
>>27263920
i try to drink 4 or 5 beers a day normally just to get a slight buzz
it's been like 3 or 4 months
i need like 7 or 8 of Budweiser to feel pretty good
I just want to feel good man. That's all I want.
>>27263953
3-4 months doesn't seem that long
did something happen? or why now?
>>27263896
Haven't been to Cali in a decade, and I'm on the East Coast now. It's snowing here, bah...
Most here keep their habits private. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. As a junkie, I feel bad for you.
>>27264014
I recently moved back into my parents apartment. Shit is stressful here, abusive parents. They have no problem supplying my habit, though so I guess there's that.
>>27264025
i feel bad for all the people on the streets. i'm sure they'd keep it private if they had any place to go.
why are you using heroin?
I just lift to dull the pain
How did you manage to be a neet for 7 years? Doesn't pride get in the way?what's your excuse anon,I'm just waiting for a tilt moment where I snap and kill myself
>>27264043
why did you have to move back? how are they abusive? i hope you can leave soon, that sounds horrible.
>>27264082
I've been an opiate addict for over a decade.
Heroin is cheap, strong, and nothing compares to that rush when it hits your veins.
A lot of personal shit, but I'm too sober for that.
>>27264084
if you lift to dull the pain
you must be huge
this seemed extremely funny in my head.
>>27264119
Well I was homeless for like 80 days. I slept on the street. I was homeless because I couldn't take the abuse anymore. The reason why I moved back is because there is just no future on the street. I couldn't get away successfully. Trust me I want to get the fuck out of here.
>>27264084
I don't know 7 years went by so quick it's ridiculous. I just survive. I feel nothing. Fuck pride.
>>27264140
i have basically an unlimited supply of hydrocodone, if i want it
always have it in the house but very rarely ever take any. when i do, it feels extremely relaxing, but then i often can't sleep. it's strange, i toss and turn and feel itchy and restless.
This is my salvation. One bottle, once a week, and I'm as content as can be for the rest of the week. Everything else can GTFO of my body.
>>27264345
that sounds horribly unpleasant
>>27264345
Wait nigga explain to me how this works? Is it the same thing as benadryl?
>>27264390
ikr.
And it sounds completely and totally stupid to say that it fixes me. Yet, it does. Most people who use it do it to get blasted out of their minds (which can be fun), and they don't even consider one bottle to be worth their time. But it's pretty much the perfect dose for me. The initial 6 hour high is nice for chilling, and then there's another 6 hour buzz after that, and then I coast for the rest of the week feeling completely at peace with the world. Depression? GONE. Anxiety? GONE. And I'm not doped out my mind or anything like that. I just feel... normal. I walk easier. Talking becomes easier. I'm at ease. Everything is good.
>>27264578
Nigga if this shit works for you you need to tell me how it works! I want chill vibes too!
>>27264616
>>27264578
curious but do you not get chill with weed?
cough syrup and related concoctions usually make me sleepy and sick.
>>27264616
Research it yourself. It's been around for decades. I'm amazed it hasn't been banned or turned into prescription only.
I advise to not spend a lot of time looking in the mirror with it though, or be in public (for the initial 6-12 hrs). Just sit/lay and chill.
>>27264671
Not anymore. It's sends my anxiety through the roof. Haven't touched weed in 15 years. (maybe I'd be ok with it now, but I just don't need it)
>>27261771
we should totaly have a skype group for the r9k
>>27264728
too shy for something like that
Join fagssss
https://join.skype.com/rvUtfMu5YFiO
Just popped some xanax and oxycodone, about to smoke a fat joint and sip my gin and tonic, feeling pretty good.
I don't have a care in the world tbqhwy
>>27264980
is that a typical day for you?
how do you afford it?
Bumping this shit so other degenerates know this shit exists.
>>27263794
that seems like the most painful godawful thing ever jesus christ
>>27265074
No, that's my weekend. I afford it by holding down a job that pays $25/h.
Feels good. I feel good. The xanax I buy in powdered form from darknet markets, it's like 400 bucks for 6 grams of pure powder. Cheap as hell.
The oxycodone is paid for by prescription coverage, i get 30 x 10 mg every month if I decide to see my doctor. An accident at work is all it took to get the script. Easy.
Weed is cheap as fuck, I usually trade some oxycodone for some weed.
>>27265404
Sounds like a good time, my man
this is an original comment family desu
>>27265390
what # are you at now?
>>27265620
5 my nigga, I also stopped to go get some f00d
how you feeling papo?
>>27265657
pretty good
reloaded for round 2
reading some long ass articles online from the Atlantic about blah blah blah
eating a watermelon, the little ones were on sale
oh drank my coffee
i also ate some quiche and veggies
window's open and i can hear some birds, it's nice
>>27265764
i made the quiche last night
it had
olives
ham
mushrooms
bell peppers
in it. oh my god it was amazing. i don't normally cook and i haven't had quiche in years, so idk, i was just struck last night by a need
while high
of course
>>27265764
>>27265807
Nice nice papa original desu comment family
so another sf story
>work backs onto Mission St in SoMa, which is a shitshow
>yesterday at work hear a woman yelling, look out window
>totally psychotic woman who has been talking to herself on the sidewalk all day is now being groped by a homeless man
>she isn't really pushing him away because she's totally out of her mind crazy
>he's got his hand up her skirt, rubbing her crotch
>she has a completely vacant chicken-eyed look to her, jerking her head back and forth
>walk away from the window and sit back down at my desk
>>27266149
thats pretty funny man what happened to the woman in the end
>>27266182
she stuck around on the block but the homeless guy wandered off
>on NEETbux
>$800 per month
>spend almost all of it on liquor and painkillers
>wash the painkillers down the with the liquor in the morning and continue doing it throughout the day
>save the extra money to one day take a vacation to Japan
Things are looking up guys. I just got my passport in the mail a week ago. It won't be long now until I'm walking the streets of the land of the rising sun. I can't wait to visit the holy land and give praise in their ramen shops and maid cafes.
>>27266238
how much money do you need for a trip like that?
hotels and transport in the country are probably expensive
>>27266312
It clocks in around $4,000.
I currently have $6,000 saved up.
Everything is coming up my way, but I'm gonna save for a bit longer just to be safe.
I guess I don't belong here, or /r9k/ that much at all. To put it simply, I'm what you'd call a fucking Chad/Stacy.
I'm hilariously relationship dependent and when all goes wrong, I fucking lose it. Overall motivation and functionality coincides with how my love life fairs.
Drinking a Cotes du Rhone, feel like I'm gonna puke as of now. Such is life kiddos.
>>27266369
how long will you be gone?
where will you go?
>>27266383
I want to see Tokyo and Kyoto. Maybe Osaka too. I'll probably be gone somewhere between one and two weeks.
>>27266390
> tokyo and kyoto
kill yourself
another sf story
>walking home from work
>tweeker guy in gray sweats and a white undershirt walking erratically in front of me
>stay a few feet back, have had people grab me walking home before
>suddenly tweeker flips back the waistband of his sweatpants
>shakes around, a little turd ball falls out onto the sidewalk
>tweekbro keeps strolling like nothing happened
>>27261771
5 years myself and yes, drunk again
three days in a row, which means I know tomorrow morning I'm going to get the shakes
>>27266450
what's wrong with tokyo and kyoto
dude's already going to japan
>lol check out this guy who goes to japan and wants to see japanese cities
>kill yourself
no you
don't harsh the vibe with your jelly friend
>>27265994
do you like hemingway?
>>27266491
hah.
original comment i wish was gay desu family desu desu desu
>>27266514
Nothing wrong just that it's a pretty high crime cities. I don't like the habauto to give me headaches while I'm reading or riding my bycicle.
>>27266576
I've never read hemingway. I don't even really know who he is. Is this a trick question?
>>27266608
he liked his friends and wife to call him papa. he was a fun guy. big on the drink, and on boxing and bullfighting and fishing. maybe you should read "the sun also rises" if you're into reading at all. it's about decadent people in paris drinking wine and going to spain on a vacation.
>>27266608
i have a love/hate thing with hemingway
i usually lean toward hate
but you can't deny how good he was
>tfw english major
>>27266646
damn nigga, i guess I'll check him out, he sounds like an interesting bro
These beers got so cold in the freezer they are like ice shakes now. Or whatever you call them. Slushies.
I am doing it today!! Drunks for all!
>>27266769
i saw the bears play the packers once in chicago
the stadium is right on the lake
it was snowing, the lake was frozen
slush waves clumping all over the shore
my beer froze in the cup and made a beer slushy
and also the bears lost
how do I remove exif data from pictures? like say if I ever wanted to post a pic of myself on 4chan how would I do it?
>>27266889
i'm not very knowledgeable about this stuff
i've seen some people suggest posting to imgur to remove it
do you want to post a pic of yourself?
>>27266955
I may be drunk enough to want to post a picture, that's why I'm asking.
>>27266970
i don't know why anyone would try to dox you though
if you feel it just post it
>>27267038
Maybe. i'm tempted to do it. just because i want a connection with another human being. I have no friends.
>>27262865
god bless i will be doing the same later tonight
>>27267052
i am keeping an eye on this thread while writing. i am drinking red wine. you seem like a cool guy. post a picture if you want, i will see it. maybe i will post back.
>>27267052
here's my foot saying hello from sf
post if you feel like it
>>27267133
>>27267182
Ok I'm going to post it because you guys have given me confidence
This is me guys. Don't doxx me my life sucks too much.
>>27267182
>>27267133
>>27267182
man i love to put nail polish on my toes when i'm stoned. feels lavish. i have several different kinds. sometimes i apply it and remove it to apply another one and repeat several times just because i like it.
>>27267219
so you are not a koala :(
>>27267219
Does anyone want to be my buddy?
>>27267190
awesome
another sf story
>pouring rain in mid-december
>three-tent city pops up on mission street, can see it out my window
>wind blows tents into the road, homeless people scramble to put them back up
>one homeless couple a lesbian couple
>butch screaming at the other girl, other girl leaves
>butch leaves, yelling
>other girl comes back and starts throwing butch's shit into the road
>it's still pouring, everything is getting soaked and ruined in the road
>after ~10 min, girl stops and stares at mess
>she's also soaked
>slowly gathers back up shit she threw into street and puts it back in the tent
>walks off, doesn't come back
the next day the cops came and threw all the tents and belongings into the back of a truck and hauled it off.
>>27267285
nO, I'm not I'm sorry :(
>>27267219
aww, you're cute. nice to see you anon.
>>27267228
yes yes yes. it's the best. but i forget it's wet, and then i mess it up. oh well, just paint.
>>27267333
T-thanks, good vibes only papa
>>27267353
listening to anything good?
or watching anything?
>>27267451
I'm listening to Three 6 mafia vibin' out with my beer.
>>27267466
oh shit, three 6 mafia
nice
i'm listening to wilco, which is pretty much the exact opposite
but the mellow
it's strong over here
>>27267497
nice my nigga never heard of them, are they some kind of electro chill group?
yo I've been digging Asian chicks lately, i want ot fuck one.
>>27267520
haha, no, wilco is sometimes called alt-country
it's extremely chill
acoustic guitars
introspective lyrics
etc etc etc
>>27267549
well
it's good to have goals, go for it
Feelin' pretty good bros. Hope you are too. let's keep the good vibes rolling
sometimes i like to walk down to the bay
it's like 30-40 min walk from my apartment
it's a nice day out and part of me wants to go
but i'm feeling so lazy and comfy staying in
pic related
anything you guys are or aren't doing this saturday?
>>27268189
Not much man. Staring at 4chan and Youtube is what I do everyday it's just today I'm drinking a little more.
>>27268204
anything good on youtube?
>>27266889
Exif Tag Remover
http://www.rlvision.com/exif/about.asp
>>27268460
Dope. Thanks. It's too late now though I already posted a pic.
>>27268236
Not really mate. Just searching through music. Back and forth back and forth. Drinking drinking.
>>27268503
i'm listening to lana del rey now
debating smoking more
i'm supposed to be functional later tonight, skeptical that will come together
Keeping this thread alive broskies. When this thread is active I feel less lonely and less fucked up.
>>27269105
anything you want to talk about?
i'm doing nothing
the sun is coming in through the small spaces in the blinds which is nice
but i have the blinds closed
listening to lcd soundsystem now
not bored enough to do anything else yet
>>27269171
I don't know man. I just got some potato cuts with some salt on them. Eating like a fucking fat ass. Still drinking though.
The sun went down already here. I live in southern FL.
>>27269239
southern FL
do you ever see alligators? i never have
i've seen dolphins and whales up here through
i saw a bobcat once too along highway 1
that was pretty amazing
also we have seals and sea lions
elephant seals north of the bay and also in central CA
i love getting out into more natural areas but don't have a car and it's a bitch to get out of the city, like far out, without one
>>27269287
I don't think I've ever seen. I think maybe once. It wasn't that great to be honest. I live around farmland. A bunch of stray cats around here that's about it.
ok so I ran out of beer but I have wine. Should I have some wine and risk mixing drinks? I don't know. Decisions decisions.
>no more heroin
>no more weed
>no more alcohol
>took all of the last of my flubromazolam last night
I just want to stop feeling. I have a lot of Unisom but I'm not sure it will even knock me out, I lost count after the tenth one last night. Almost tried to kill myself last night, pussied out, now I'm here feeling just as shit with no drugs. Tried to help a lost dog and it ran away. Accidentally cut someone off driving too. Pretty sure my mom noticed I smoke cigarettes too now, and her father died from cancer.
I don't want to feel this way. As soon as my sheets are out if the dryer I'm taking as many sleeping pills as it takes to knock me out.
>>27269476
yes, you'll be fine
unless you want to be done drinking for the day
>>27269523
Ok I'll have some wine then. You gave me confidence!
>>27269548
me and your beer slushies
I'm drinking heavily at a social event for my father because that's the only way I can interact with other humans.
It's going great, wish I pregamed.
>>27269608
Yes sir.
>>27269661
Top kek m8
got to take a shower
here is another sf story
>there's an abandoned McDonald's a few blocks from my apartment
>walk past it occasionally
>lived in the city for 1.5 years now, same homeless dude is always there
>used to wear cowboy boots and a cowboy hat
>now wears a yellow hard hat and work boots
>sometimes has a reflective vest on
>never says anything to anyone walking past
>sits there day and night
>king of the abandoned McDonald's
i always wish i could ask him how he came to be there
but my experience interacting with the people on streets here has been overwhelmingly negative
so i don't say anything
>>27269783
Hes sounds like a cool bro. He even wears safety equipment!
>>27269741
If my dads firnds didn't want me to get drunk, they wouldn't keep buying me drinks.
Let this be a lesson to those who express kindness towards me.
Anyone ever have a paranormal experience?
>>27269842
Lesson learned, motherfucka. Welcome to the thread.
>>27269608
Having that wine btw. It's Pink Moscato. In the fridge.
>>27269873
yes
heard a woman's voice whispering in an old hotel room once
scared the shit out of me
wasn't sober though
so who knows
have you?
>>27270165
Yeah experienced a bright flash(which the person I was with should have noticed, but didn't) and saw something floating which disappeared when that person turned around to look at it
>>27261771
Are you me?
Been a NEET for around the same time, it might be 8 years but time is bitch to keep track of.
Either way, enjoy yourself!
>>27269917
Thank you, thank you.
On topic to this thread, I don't have a single connect in my hometown. No weed, no molly, nothing for a week. I'll survive, but it's gonna suck.
>>27270384
I'm glad you're here! Hopefully you're drinking too. I've been drinking and talking to other anons all day.
6g kratom and benadryl reporting in
>>27270473
nice. how does the high feel?
>>27270424Not in a good mental state to be drinking, the feels will only get worse if I do that.
Did you end up joining that Skype group that was linked earlier?
>>27270525
Yeah I joined for a few minutes but there was no one in there except one other guy. Did you?
>>27269476
No. Stop drinking wine. Puke city.
>>27270742
Too late mate. I'm already 2 glasses in.
Bumping this thread for the other degenerates who are unaware.
echo echo echo echo echo echo echo
can anybody hear me me me me me me
What up guys!? anyone still here?
