if life was a game of texas holdem, which 2 cards were you dealt?
i got pocket 6s.
My hand should have been folded pre-flop t b h
It's like a K-3, the King being because I'm in a first world country.
>>27261768
>i got pocket 6s.
edgy
>>27261768
King, 7 off suit
>>27261768
2, 7 off suit
>>27261768
A pair of twos
Good, but beaten by any other combination
I have a jack and a five.
I'm actually decent looking but my racism and misogyny drives everyone away
>>27261768
A 2 and 7 that turned into a flush on the river.
Probably 9 10 suited connectors, and then never flopped anything.
Hope is despair.
>tfw don't know how to play poker
Good thing I have nobody to ask me to play.
>>27261768
Something I can work with, but not like 2 Aces or anything. Pretty good life so far
Rules of poker card and one coupon for free all-you-can eat buffet, expired June 2009.
I got a king and an Ace and decided to use the Ace as a 1
>>27261768
I got one Magic: The Gathering "Plains" card and one Tarot "Ten of Swords" card.
>>27261909
hearty keks mate
>>27261768
a 1 and a 2
Ace and 5.
And I'd try to get a pair of fives.
What a stupid fucking thread...
You guys are all morons.
>>27262057
>I don't like this thread
>Let's bump it to the front page
good gif friend
>>27262057
And you fucked your grandma's armpit.
I know that for a fact.
Shame on you Justin!
Something like a K and a 4. Maybe suited. I can do a lot with the K but the 4 is dragging me down so I'm hoping I can win with just a pair or luck out with a flush.
>>27261868
Then it turns out someone has a full house and you lose anyway
>>27262057
found the guy with off suited 2 and 3
Dealt 9h9d, but the flop came AsKsQs. I had potential, but there's not much reason to continue any more.
any big slicks here, then nothing comes on the flop, turn, or river?
2 and a 3, different suits.
a 2 and a joker card they forgot to put out
the dealer forgot i was playing and skipped me
>>27262707
Good post.
Pic somewhat related.
A joker and a joker
>>27261768
A5s and I missed the flop but i somehow rivered a backdoor straight.
I play this piece of shit game profesionally btw
>>27261768
If life was a game of Texas Hold'em then I was dealt a Yu-Gi-Oh card and the business card of a psychologist.
>>27261921
>one Tarot "Ten of Swords" card.
worst card tbqh.
I'd probably get something boring like 9 of pentacles or 2 of pentacles.
I prefer major arcana. at least those are about exciting and big life themes.
J7 suited
Got that underdog mentality but it's slim pickings.
>>27261849
Quite accurate. I'm not the worst at everything, but I'll never come close to the best at anything.
>>27263942
apex jej
2 7 offsuit. why?
>no shot of anything (even 2 3 offsuit is better because chance of 2-6 straight)
>folded right away, if anyone had my life from the start they would give up
>>27261768
pocket jacks, seemed pretty good at first, but as time goes by, it starts looking pretty shitty, I guess it could be worse, but then I wouldn't feel so bad about dropping out
>>27261768
whatever card i'd get, it wouldn't matter
I'm terrible at bluffing and analysing
pair of 4s, hit the set on the river then btfo by the flush
>>27264567
Bluffing is the pleb normie technique
They think they're so slick. Just play conservatively and let others knock each other out
>>27261768
>i don't know how to play poker
>don't know how to play life
Jack 9 suited. There's a long shot that it all comes together to crush the table.
>>27265780
Enjoy getting cucked by the reverse implied odds
>>27265841
The greater probability is on those odds, but I'm not so big a pussy as to not call.
omaha hand which is disqualified
ace and a five, minutes away from drowning in the river
Off suited 3 and 8
Of course.
