What is your ideal gf like?
>>27261288
That bitch needs to cut back on the tanning her tits are already looking flapjack tier
a crazy girl who requires me to cuddle with her minimum 2 hours per day or else she gets sad
>>27261307
i think she is hot
>>27261327
na bro, na
>>27261288
A Blasian kinky neet, preferably rich from an inheritance.
>>27261288
her tits are way too small
she needs to have large breasts and not be fat or ugly.
>>27261319
oh man that sounds like my girlfriend. be careful what you wish for. if you are unemployed or in low tier uni with free time i guess it's okay, but for me it eats up all my free time
>wake up
>go to work
>come home 8-9 hours alter
>she wants to cuddle as soon as i get home
>she gets annoyed if i use the computer or try to do anything but cuddle
>impossible to get away for even one evening to mess around with other girls because she gets jealous if im not home right after work to cuddle
overall the pros beat the cons but damn i wish she wasn't so high maintenance
>>27261288
Not a cheating whore.
Fuck cheating whores.
I am willing to date a person like 2 points below me if she could keep her fucking legs closed when a fucking chad appears.
>>27261288
she kind of looks like a palv
>>27261528
>large tits
>not be fat
>>27261288
Being real is a good starting point for me
>>27261587
>not cara
faggot detected
>>27261319
that sounds like me
except I've never had a bf so I just cuddle my pillows instead
>>27261669
that girl doesn't look like a cara.
>>27261502
holy FUCK she so god damn hot
why dont i get a chick like this
fuck life dude
>>27261690
please please please be my cuddle gf i need the oxytocin rush
>>27261576
>if she could keep her fucking legs closed when a fucking chad appears.
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>>27261780
well, I'd have to get to know you first
I'm really awful at getting close to people though
>>27261288
i dont want a girlfriend.. all girls are stupid whores
>>27261861
nope, no talking, just cuddling
>>27261915
I don't want to be with someone I don't love/doesn't love me though
>>27261288
Pretty besides her God awful tan
>>27261948
I'll love you, but I can't guarantee the former.
>>27261948
i guess we must part ways then
>>27261327
Same, sauce?
>>27261669
Why is Cara so beautiful?
an orphan so i dont have to meet her parents
previously homeless so shes cool with being dirt-poor
not an addict
low sex drive cause i wasted myself with porn
>>27261769
Go to college, and get a high paying job
Then you can get any girl you want. Doesn't matter how beta or ugly you are
>>27261978
I wouldn't want to disappoint you by not being able to love you
plus, I don't know where you live, so we could be far apart
>>27261981
I guess so
>>27262092
> I don't know where you live, so we could be far apart
So? We could create a mutual cuddle tulpa and mentally simulate the activity.
Also, you'll have to be comfortable with me referring to you by my waifu's given name. She's very particular about that kind of intimacy.
>>27262084
WHO THE HECK IS SHE?
>>27261288
>She will hug me.
>We will talk.
Thats it.
I don't need to post anything more than this image.
>>27261669
>>27262033
Cara <3
She is so beautiful I want to snuggle and give her little kisses
She just has to love me as much as I love her
>>27261288
>white
>not fat
>will be a house wife
>loyal
>4/10+
>Catholic
i dont know why but ever since i saw her i fell in love
>>27262940
>what is reverse image search
original
>>27263177
She looks like a ghoul
>>27261288
original comment famalamadingalong
>>27263177
>>27263656
Seconded. Add 10 lbs of fat and she's a doll.
>>27261288
I had an ideal girlfriend for a while. We were high school friends turned college sweethearts, and we were oh so happy. We played vidya together, she would perform in a band while I was performing on stage, we listened to similar music, got riled up about the same stuff, all that jazz. We would Skype for hours; not really saying much, but just enjoying each other's company. We had plans to get married after we finished college, and we shared our first sexual encounter together.
It turned into a cuck story, so I just kinda gave up on girls and haven't updated my ideal girlfriend list since. It's been four years since we last spoke and pic related.
>>27263689
or someone like Ellie
>>27262084
lies
college is a scam, all jobs are disappearing, high paying jobs are behind 100's of idiots who will slit your throat before saying one nice or meaningful word to you
Need me a lightskin qt.
>>27261288
Dead
original post
>tfw no ideal gf
