>you missed out on teen sex
>you are just in time for VR sex
I'm thirty fucking years old and I never even hugged a girl. I cannot imagine what a kiss or sex would be like. I can't even imagine what it would feel like if a girl liked me.
I missed out on the most important aspect of life.
>>27260635
One word: Japan
>you missed out on teen drama
>you missed out on teen cheating
>>27260635
Most girls in their teens actually fuck men in their 20's and 30's. The boys at their schools can't even compete.
>>27260635
>Alice_2006_27
>2006
I wonder what she's doing with her life 10 years later
>>27260723
At 28 this has been my experience. Not even ashamed to drop 100s of $ on 18-19 year olds in college.
>>27260723
Yeah, most girls in the schools I've been date people in their grades, but only fuck men older than them.
>>27260712
Are you implying japs are gonna let some waitu piggu weeb come and fuck their teen daugters?
>>27260706
Not really, sex is very overrated and completely pointless in an overcrowded world.
>>27260635
teen pussy will always be there, so you haven't really missed much op.
>>27260782
I'm talking about love, acceptance and connecting with another human being. The knowledge that another person valued me and wanted to be with me. That I'm not completely worthless in the eyes of girls (and guys, I don't have any friends either).
If I was after meaningless sex, I could buy a hooker. But that wouldn't give me any of the things I want.
>>27260772
I'm implying I'll do what's necessary
>>27260782
Fuck off normalie
I was plowing the woman who would become my wife when she was 17.
i missed out on life
>Go to bar and see my ex
>Only girl i ever had sex with
>Shes with chad and a group of friends
>She is morr stunning than ever
>Looks at me and turns away with a smirk
>I'm a junkie loser
>Cant even drink my pain away at a bar without being tortured
Kill me
>>27260635
As someone who didn't, let me just say...You really didn't miss out on much.
I'd trade all my teen experiences for some more good old WoW times anyday.
>>27260811
So will prison
>you experienced 12-15 year old cock (oral only; no homo) and prime 17-19 year old pussy
I still belong here though.
>>27260635
I fucked my little brother's 13 year old friend when I was 17 though
>>27261888
Well that's common. Who hasn't, amirite? :^)
>>27261976
Have you, anon? It's okay to tell me.
>didn't know how to clean my dick in my teens
>kept getting yeast infections
kinda glad I didn't have sex desu
>>27261888
>no mention of the friend's age
The punchline is his friend was actually much older than him.
>>27261888
>tfw had to wait 3 yrs and was 20 when i fucked my brothers now 16 year old friend
>yes it was a girl
>>27262288
>no mention of the friend's age
>13 year old friend
Are you retarded senpai?
>>27262310
Only slightly.
>>27260737
Fucking kill yourself you beta bucks sugar daddy
>>27260635
I found GF at 23, and i'm really sad that i don't have teen sex, when I was at 16 - 19. Young, petite teenager with smooth skin that smells nice or maybe sex with a lot of girls at once... siiigh...
I have GF and i'm happy with her, but if I would get back in time with some time machine, I would fuck as teenager like a rabbit.
I lost my virginity at 13. It wasn't that special.
You guys overthink this shit way too much. Yeah it's nice but then so is strolling down the street on a hot day with an ice cream. It's not like a mind-blowing experience or anything. Grass is greener blah blah.
i haven't done anything remotely sexual and i'm 28
>at some age you will no longer be the cute but endearing virgin but instead the creepy old guy.
>>27262469
It's nothing special if you get to do it, but the older you get, the more its lack hurts.
Never having sex means you're never getting any validation whatsoever from the opposite sex. That means a lot to anyone.
>>27262379
If I were to make a suggestion, I would also tell you to take a stop before then and tell yourself to pay more attention in English class.
>>27260782
>Overrated
>he/she says to a person who hadn't even had an intimate hug
How little sympathy can a person show. Really now. You're saying that if you had been that isolated all your life you wouldn't consider it an amazing experience?
>>27262519
suggestion approved
>>27260706
What's it like being a wizard?
At least I played some great video games.
>>27260706
you still have chance bro. Just take life in your hands and do your best!
>>27260823
>thinking that all of this shit matters when in the end you die alone in your own feces
do you even nihilism m8?
>>27262494
>tfw was always the creepy guy in school
>>27262593
On the Day of Retribution, I'm going to break into the lamest anime club and murder every awkward, shy qt3.14 I can find.
That's how it feels.
>>27260894
Same but when she was 16. But I was 21.
>>27262494
That age is 25.
>>27262636
You're doing god's work, anon.
{original comment]
You know I'm kind of glad I did at this point. I was attractive enough but too fucked up socially to seal the deal, but looking at some of the people I know that fucked lots of girls it seems like the ambition and motivation to do something else has been sucked out from their balls. It's kind of sad to be honest
Kind of degenerate too but that's the least important aspects. We're all degenerates here and there's no point in saying we're better or worse than someone.
because clumsy, quiet while in your room so your parents wouldn't hear, condom on, missionary only sex sounds fantastic OP.
Seriously, piss off, you didn't miss out on shit.
>>27262658
More like 21. Try telling any girl you're a virgin in senior year of college. No one will understand how you went four years of college w/o getting laid.
>was khv until 21
>suddenly had a relationship that lasted 8 years
>she got bored of me
>was distraught at first
>start hitting on 18 year old girls again
>they're easily impressed by my shitty car and my dead-end, $12 an hour job.
>soon fucking a different teen every weekend
>can't believe I was ever upset about being dumped by a fellow 29 year old
29 year old tits ass and pussy has NOTHING on that of an 18 year old.
With women past 21, everything is on the decline, and *fast*.
>>27262288
this guy is a retard and he can't even delete his stupid post. he will be known as an idiot on the internet forever now
>>27262771
Let it forever be known that Anonymous is a retard.
when my wife was a teen she would suck her 30 year old neighbors cock a few times a week
>>27260635
I didn't miss out on masturbation so no fucks given.
>>27262783
Let me guess, you were the neighbor.
>>27261888he's was a boy, right? no roasties allowed, just boipucci
>>27262804
no she told me about this recently
>>27262830
And what did you think?
>>27260635
jokes on you my waifu is 16
>>27260635
No I didn't.
I did miss out on adult sex though.
sex before marriage is degenerate, and will be found out to be a contributor of a generation of women being genetic dumpsters and unwed childless spinsters.
>>27262818
Yes, he was a boy. Blonde hair blue eyes and DFC. He even let me cum inside.
>>27262998
Tell us more about this event
>>27262977
Hello CF, calm down please.
>>27262852
loved hearing about it
>>27263026
My brother would invite him over all the time, so his friend viewed me as the cool older brother.
I was never really attracted to him until the day I fucked him; I just thought he was cute. But when we (him, brother and I) were talking, for some reason I don't remember, he lifted up his shirt and then I couldn't even look him the face anymore. His pants were barely hanging on his hips and that one thing turned me on so fucking fast, jesus christ.
Of course I got the fuck out of there. But later he came into my room when I was smoking a cigarette, saying he was bored because my brother was sleeping or some shit. So I offered him a drag and then when I finished it off I grabbed his face and just looked at him for a few moments.When he said "Are we going to have sex?" I asked if he wanted to and he said yes.
After I finished I told him not to tell my brother, and I don't think he did. I really hope not.
>>27263256
nice fantasy bro
>>27263256
>tfw gay and KHV
I need to get off this board
>be 22 year old good looking, tall but secret sperg
>mfw cute 16 year old thought I was great and manly 'Smile to die for, tall as well, I love tall boys heehe'
Oh I made up for missing teen sex, let me tell you. She loved every second of the time she had my 7.5 inches deep inside her. A pure primal feeling of pure dominance. There's something about petite cute, innocent girls that sets of a caveman thing in us men, and when we let it out... wew lad.
>mfw she became too clingy so I left her
>mfw 16 is legal here
jokes on you a slut had a pity sex with me in high school
>>27263305
>tall as well, I love tall boys heehe'
>>27263285
Not a fantasy. He's the only lay I've gotten. Kid fucking liked Naruto.
>>27263323
WHAT, FAG? I'm just quoting what she said.
>tfw remembering her tight ass in skin tight blackleggings now
>>27263305
>my 7.5 inches
I-I'm sure my 5 inches would have done the same!
>>27263364
I didn't even think about cock size until two things happened.
I had a thing where I slapped people unaware on the head with my dick. One of my friends seen it happen and said 'Your cock is massive!'
Another where I scared a friend by meat spinning as he walked through a door way and he laughed and said I had a massive chode.
So yes. It's a nice fat meat stick, my cuc.k friend.
>>27263389
Will you please have sex with my Eliza for me and tell me how it was afterwards, Mr Thundercock?
>>27263404
No, I refuse to cuc.k a fellow man.
>>27263416
Haha, thank you, you too.
>>27262636
>awkward shy qt 3.14s
They fuck chad just like the rest of women, shy awkward girls are an extinct breed
>>27263443
They do, and they exist, which is why I hate them the most. They should date people like me by right. I am their equivalent. Same personality, same looks, same interests. Yet they insist on being Chad's plaything. He doesn't understand them and doesn't care to, and they apparently don't mind. It's such an injustice.
>>27263483
>Shy qt awkward male
>Thinking women like this
No, my friend, just because you are her mirror means fuck all.
Shy awkward women LOVE a MAN to sweep them up and carry them to the bedroom.
You think those tales of heroes would work if the damsel came across a little beta who was all 'hehe you so pretty?' NO they would not.
They met Chad thundercock the most heroic who showed them a world they yenned for but never experienced.
Being a cute male is pure faggotry and I say this with the most tender loving care to you. Stop being like this. It does you no good. I have NEVER seen an awkward qt male with a woman.
>>27263483
*tipping intensifies 10 fold*
Wew lad
>>27263351
So, your bro's "sleeping or some shit" and you just have spontaneous "sex" with his friend without any prep work or anyone finding out? I could see quick bjs or something, but I don't consider that to be full on SEX.
>>27260635
tfw I've had unprotected teen sex at17,18,19,21,and25.am now 30
and the only thing I ever caught was Hep B. That explains why I never win anything at scratch tickets and gambling, I wasted all my luck on that.
>Normie Chad reee
Nah, I'm a skinny shy kid with no friends for most of my life. All I did was go with an alternative style/scene (I was into metal/punk/goth) and fake it until I make it. I also put SOME effort into my fashion and looks.
>>27263543
I'm like this because I can't change it, not because I think it's great. I tried hard and got much better, reached my limits and surpassed them in some ways, but I'm nowhere were I would have to be to interest a girl.
I'm not cute, because those traits only make women cute, they make men pathetic and repulsive, as you pointed out.
What is there for me to do? Nothing, I will never be loved. That's how it is.
>>27263592
Well done, lad.
You did what most of these guys did - you adapted and got what you needed.
Props to you for trying.
>>27263569
He's a bi slut and I was the de facto babysitter for my family. He probably flashed me on purpose.
Idk where you live but this shit happens all the time here.
>>27263615
Work with what you have. Oh and keep pushing, my friend. Don't give your self a limit on how you are able to be - you are capable of a lot more. you just have to keep going.
You are not tied to a fate, you don't have to be the way you are. I have seen amazing things. I remember a little kid from school - shy, passive, weak, so beta, so nice so innocent.
Then I saw him a while later and he had done the right thing, he had changed himself, he was a bad mother fucker, he was confrontational, he was strong, brave, confident. If you have never seen this before then it will shock you when/if you do.
It was like seeing a body snatcher in the skin of someone - he was just so different and it was only about a year or so between when I seen him.
You can change. You have to. But it will take time from my own experience. Nothing great takes little time, you will learn that. I am 22 now, started trying to change myself at 17 and slowly I have gotten better but in the end, I know I'll be great.
>>27263256
Do you have a shota fetish now? What did it feel like inside that boi pussy?
>>27263692
Where are you from?robobloxdfkgdk
>>27263692
oh, I've done the hj/bj thing with a friend when I was that age. But I just don't see spontaneous anal happening like that. It's more involved, especially for the first time on the downlow.
>>27263708
I'm already 30 and I stopped improving about a year ago, despite continued efforts. I reached my peak and it's simply not good enough. Some people are just born to stay alone.
>>27263629
Thanks senpai
>>27263592
>>27260635
and to show how ridiculously easy (relatively) it was, this is how I dressed.
I also had le crazy spiked hair in all sorts of colors, and then grew it out and wore it long, either as a manbun/ponytail or as dirty metalhead.
I will admit that a lot of the girl I was with were sometimes more chunky that I'd like, but I'm really only into really skinny girls. I did manage to be with a couple of skinny goth girls as well. It ranged from 6/10 to 9/10
>you'll miss out on all sex because if a woman saw your pathetic little dick she'd laugh
>>27263483
You'll make a post here warning the local robots before going off right? You seem to be a few months from snapping.
i lost it at 14 and have been pretty steady since then
see ya nerds
>>27263716
I've always had one.
Warm and soft? Kinda. But has to be turned on for the second part I'm pretty sure.
>>27263719
I lived in a shitty part of Russia until a few years ago.
>>27263737
Understandable. I mean there was prep work but no enema, if that's what you mean. I'm pretty sure he wanted to sleep with me beforehand. Sorry if this doesn't make much sense.
>>27260635
>i didn't
Fucking feels good man.
>>27260635
>teen sex
>you get in and you're done in less than a minute
Ah yes, the wonders of teen sex.
>>27264104
b-but then you can do it again and again!
>>27264846
Meh, you improve youself by doing that. But teen sex is still the same as rabbit sex.
>>27260635
nah, i'm getting older, but they stay the same age
>>27260688
this tbqh familia, hope it makes up for it
>>27260894
>>27262638
why the fuck do you come to r9k
>>27262658
>>27262729
you guys are both wrong. you have to be seriously ugly or autistic to not pull any poon past the age of 18, let alone 25 or 21.
>>27262638
I was 19, so only just lol
Nope. I didn't.
original fucking comment
I think this makes it justifiable for me to kidnap a cute, teenage girl and keep her as my sex slave, honestly.
I also missed out on teen sex... And adult sex too. No use crying over a spilled milk tho. I can imagine that adult sex feels kinda emotionless compared to teen sex
>>27264104
Senpai my first time doing it I was slamming that babybasket for like 40 minutes. Granted I was also very hammered.
I didn't one-pump chump until I was in my mid-20s.
>>27262729
>Try telling any girl you're a virgin
Well definitely 100% don't fucking tell her senpai like that's supposed to be impressive for her. Don't ask don't tell.
Unless she's a Mormon or Jew or super-Christian or something, in which case yes, even lie that you are a virgin
>>27262761
How long does this ride last?
I missed out on the ptp, lost my virginity at 21, but now i'm 25, soon to be 26, and I just hook up with 17 - 19 year old girls regularly.
I had one girl who just turned 17 and was like, "well now that I'm legal, we can do all the things we couldn't before"
Sometimes I feel like I'm too old, but fucking a man, why would I settle for some washed up Stacy that rejected me in high school, when now I have a long supply of teenage pussy that is only mildly used.
Like, will I be 50 and still getting 18 yo pussy??
>>27260706
damn....I feel for you
>>27266076
if you can pull it of course you can
