>wake up
>shorts and bed soaked in urine
>again
>22 years old

anyone else know this feel?

>>27260264
no, you're a freak.

>>27260407

Fuck off I cant control it. Tonight was unusual because I woke up in the middle of the night, went to go pee, didn't drink anything. Then went back to sleep and I still wet the bed.

What am I going to do when I go to uni in a few weeks?

yea what the fuck is this shit, I clean my mouth 3 times every day, and in the morning is like i've been sucking a bag of dicks during my sleep

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>sleeping
>wake up
>sleep paralysis again

>>27260426
>still a child
>"uni"
wear diapers and drink cranberry juice

>>27260490

In what world is 22 still a child?

>>27260195
Drink water before you sleep
Scrape your thongue
Chew special Greek chewing gum.
It helps ti reduce tooth decay, trains your jaw musscles, that jawline tough, because it is tough aksi it has some other medical benefits.
On too of that does chewing gum increases concentration.

>>27260506
America, we're special.

>>27260427
Can't get it out of my throat either

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>wake up
>arms cant move

>>27260195
blow your nose after you wake up and then drink water

Its skinwalkers anon

run

>>27260535
Fuck this, I hate waking up like that.

>>27260427
Maybe you were sucking a bag of dicks in your sleep, do you have any roommates?

>>27260506
in the world where you haven't been potty trained yet.

>>27260195

stop smoking cigs

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>>27260671

STOP IT

ITS NOT
MY
FAULT

>>27260506
western

>>27260195
>wake up

Anyone know this feel?

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>>27260535

>That feel when i've been waking up like that for three days straight.

I sit on my bed and i see my arms, and i try to move them but i can't.
Then i feel them as a whole, cold. A stingy sensation runs through them as they slowly budge and i start moving the fingers, then the wrist, then the elbows and ending with the shoulders. Just like they started up like a Pentium II, Win 98 PC.

>>27260195
>wake up
>have to brush retainers

>>27260810
You may be pinching off something in your sleep. Flip your mattress. If that doesn't solve it, you'll need to try changing your sleep position.