>have to get my haircut
>the fat gay guy/ghetto black woman at Great Clips will try to talk to me while cutting my hair
>last haircut
>went with brother
>he sat on the chair opposite me while we both got our haircut
>him and girl are talking up a storm
>my lady says, "So, are you from around here?"
>yes
>"..."
>15 minutes of silence later
>"you don't talk much like your brother, huh?"
>yeah
>>27259364
Maybe if you didn't hold stupid prejudices against others you wouldn't feel so alienated and hate yourself. :)
>>27259414
>he doesn't understand the "getting a haircut meme"
Whether the person who cuts my hair is white/gay/black/female/etc. is beside the point. The point is THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO TALK TO ME AND I CANT CARRY A CONVERSATION
>>27259401
Holy fuck this. What the fuck are you mean to even say? I'm going to be here for 15 minutes, I'm hardly going to tell you about my fucking life, I don't know you, just cut my fucking hair.
>Go get haircut
>same two ladies cutting my hair
>sometimes talk but usually dont
>it is not expected of me
>im fine with haircuts
>go get haircut last week
>only customer
>different girl cutting hair, recognize her from the shop, usually cutting women hair
>okay, she is kind of cute and around my age
>"you want a dry haircut or with washing"
>"nah thats fine"
>dont remember whats she said but reply with "you sure do all kinds of stuff here"
>"well yeah almost everthing" with smile and weird kind of tone
>awkward.jpg
>"okay" laugh it off
>silence for the rest of the haircut
She still did a good job on my hair though
The fat gay guy at my great clips gives me the best haircut I've ever had, and doesn't talk much. Now, before I get a haircut I'll drive by the shop and leave if I don't see him, because I don't want to call and ask if he's there.
>a cute girl gives you your haircut
Have any of you ever gotten a haircut and then the really cute girl leans in and rests her front butt on your shoulder while she cuts the hair at the top of your head?
Gives me chills
>>27259732
Yes, but the girl wasn't cute.
Have also had them press their boobs up against me.
>Get haircut every couple months
>For 13 years
>Always go to same place
>Move around area
>even if it's out of the way I still go
>Asian lady is always working there
>She keeps pushing her tits on me
>Every vist the same thing
>She's is totally DTF, but too old
>Every time for six years straight yank one out to her
>She's talking about fag marriage get legalized
>She ask me if I'm getting married
>Say I'm thinking about it
>Walk out and wait at bustop
>realize I'm fucking restarted.
>>27259364
>tfw go to an old school barber who cuts my hair perfectly and doesn't try to force inane conversation
stop going to salons and other feminized bullshit and find a proper barber, nigger
>>27259796
Did you masturbate while getting your hair cut?
>>27259819
No, I'm not a pervert.
>>27259732
Sure, just close your eyes and enjoy the feel
>>27259814
I used to. But it went out of business because no one ever went there.
>so are you still in school
No bitch I'm 27 what the fuck kind of question is that?
>>27259549
This post right here is pretty much the reason you people will be miserable for your entire autismo lives
>>27259814
>>27259867
I love old school barbers. The one I go to used to cut my dad's hair when he was a kid.
Too bad the neighborhood is a shithole.
>please just cut my hair
>please just cut my fucking hair and leave me to my thoughts
OP here, getting ready to go in. Hope they don't fuck my shit up and that spaghetti will be at a minimum.
>>27259364
Learn to cut your own hair, save awkward conversation and money. Literally costs less for a hair trimmer than it does for an actual haircut, and it takes just as long.
>>27259364
just shave your head or cut it with the buzzy haircut machine thing, I don't know what it's called
>>27260305
>>27260637
I would do this, but I'm afraid of messing it up and then having to go somewhere for them to fix it.
>>27259732
>front butt
You mean pelvic fat?
>>27261129
>>27260305
>not shaving that shit off
Just do it
Everybody hates you and thinks you're weird anyways
>Cute girl cuts your hair
>you have dandruff
>at dentist's office getting hair washed and cut
>her boobs touch my face
>>27259364
Cut your own hair. Been doing it for years myself. Taught myself and never had any major problems where I didn't go "ah fuck it, it's good enough".
Only been to a real hairdresser a couple times in my life. Mum used to always cut my hair.
>>27259924
not that guy you replied to but this is a serious question, what do you mean?
>at eye-doctor getting a checkup for my teeth
>qt dentist brushes up against my hair with her boobs
My old Italian barber doesn't say word one when he cuts my hair. He's just a consummate professional and gets the job done with zero hassle. Feels good man.
>>27261384
This. I only went to a hairdresser a few times, and the hair style that I want is easy enough to do with clippers.
It was a little rough the first few times and the back is tricky to trim at first, but you get used to it quickly.
>>27259414
somehow i missed the part when he would mention anything about his life.
>"Am I doing something wrong? You look so serious!"
>Telling as many jokes as she can to try to make you smile
Also gay guys give better cuts than girls. And give a better experience overall.
>>27263114
>And give a better experience overall.
I'll bet they do, faggot.
>>27259364
Haven't gotten a haircut in 3.5 years because of this.
>>27259924
"Haha yeah I'm going out with my friends tonight haha :)"
"oh? cool haha :))) haha where abouts ya gonna go lol :)"
"Oooh uuh I dunno maybe hit the bars for a few shots haha xD"
>>27261321
T O O S O O N ;_;
original condor
>>27259364
>have to get hair cut
>take it down to 3/8" this time mommy thank you
>run the vacuum to pick up hair after she's done
>>27259364
cut your own hair dipshit
I love my barber.
>she's sick from talking to boring customers all day
>loves me because I don't talk much besides "hello,how are you"
>cuts hair really well
>cheap, but I tip her well
She's also a milf.
>>27263333
Holy shit nice quads dude
Alabama Master Race reporting in
>live in small town
>go to barber shop thats been the same family for 100 years
>nog cuts it
>understands im kind of spaghetii
>nicest fucking guy ive ever met
>tells me hes not as good with white people hair
>does a good job everytime anyway
>tfw he died
>>27259364
fucking talk to him/her, what's the worst that can happen?
>>27264221
pls leave
the original gangsta
>>27259364
>paying for a shitty haircut
>not DIY with a clipper for length and razor for details
I'm saving about 200$ a year, many hours of my time and I learned a new skill. And so should you.
>>27264650
neh, im alright
>>27264718
>$200 a year
>when a haircut costs $10 +$1 tip and you only need one once every 6-5 months
Kek
>>27265395
>once every 6 months
spot the aids skrillex
>he thinks he has to get a haircut
Just let it grow out bro.
>>27265395
>paying 10 dollars for a haircut?
And you're tipping? You are a cuck.
>>27259924
>>27261767
That's pretty obviously pure conjecture, it's easier to judge us than address anything about what we said.
