Things got really tough for me /r9k/ and i decided to suicide by starvation.
>inb4 HURR IT'S GONNA TAKE LONG AND IT'S PAINFUL
I can assure you that it's not painful at all.It's been 3 days since i've eaten anything and my brain doesn't even work correctly right now and feelings are too complex to even understand.
It's not painful at all,i'm just living my life while not eating,i'm thin but i'm probably going to die within 2 weeks because of heart disease or something,my immune system will shut down and i already have heart problems.
The only thing troubling me atm is that i feel extremely cold and i have some headaches but it's tolerant.
Godspeed death.
Stop drinking, it'll kill you a hell of a lot faster. Or drink an outrageous amount of water, go the other way and aim for lyse cells.
pls dont do it anon
>>27258434
My life is at the point of no return now fellow robot,i can't stand the pain.
>>27258322
>tfw this little faggot realizes how pathetic his little normie problems are once hes actually really fucking hungry
topkek. that will put things in perspective for you again, faggot.
starvation takes weeks, you are not starving if you are still the lump of lard you undoubtedly are.
You'll give in eventually, you won't be able to withstand actual starvation.
>mfw you're so pathetic you choose the dumbest and most surefire way to fail even at suicide.
It doesn't work fag. I did this for years. Two years ago my body finally had enough, even though I'm a normal weight I somehow ended up with gallstones and it lodged in my bile duct. So much pain and misery. It was awful and I could have died. Nobody thought it was gallstones because of my weight, it lasted for weeks until I could not take the pain anymore and I was admitted to hospital. I wouldn't recommend. Since then, I've never felt healthy, and seeing my family upset like that made me have a change of heart.
Now however I wonder why I didn't just die
>>27258322
LOL aint gnna work dumbass. enjoy your painful stomach ulcers in a day or two and a hefty emergency lift bill.
did you even google how long starvation takes OP?
Because it can be upwards of three weeks. You are 10% of the way there to the bare minimum amount of time and you're already complaining about headaches.
My bet is that by day 7 you'll either be in hospital or you'll have raided the fridge with somet bullshit excuse like "I'll just try again another day."
Requesting pics of tummy rite nao
>>27258322
Keep us updated anon, this sounds interesting. I believe in you!
>>27258322
Mind telling us the reason that had led you to set course on suicide, anon?
>>27258534
After 3 days,I'll update be sure.
>>27258573
Cute, now post legs.
>>27258406
You cant kill yourself with drinking too little/too much. Noob.
>>27258322
>I can assure you that it's not painful at all.
>It's been 3 days
the average human can survive 2-3 weeks without food as long as you have water.
you have no idea the amount of pain you will be in within the next few days as your body catabolizes basically everything it can and your stomach acid destroys the protective mucous lining.
you know nothing.
>>27258573
post benis please
thanks
>tfw no starvation suicide bf
bump for interesting thread
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