>you're on your knees offering her marriage
>she's been on her knees in front of a hundred other guys
>>27257427
>Friend is going to get married in 4 months
>Bride is used up roastie
>This really triggers me
>>27257427
This doesn't rhyme so fuck you for even thinking about trying
>>27257427
fish paste
>>27257488
>the beta is giving her a rose
>the chad has a rose tattoo on his peck
that artist truly put some effort in these
>>27257427
>you went to college, saved up for a house, and remained chaste
>she got fucked by Chad so hard she was put in a body cast
>you want to finally lose your virginity
>getting fucked by Chad took her lucidity
>you want to be together until your dying days
>her face has been slathered in mayonnaise
>you want to raise pet beagles that won't yelp
>she's so loose, doing kegels won't help
>you call her your pretty woman
>her high school nickname was Pretty Woman
>>27257488
Did he trace the background or did he purposely draw the humans shitty?
>somebody proposes a toast
>you proudly marry a roast
>>27257427
>>27257450
>>27257821
Oh, let me try.
>from one knee you ask
>her view reversed from years past
>she is now the chad
or
>stacy lives on knees
>looks fading chads have now gone
>time for beta comes
You should've wrote this as a haiku >>27257439
Here, I'll give you one you can read at his wedding.
>good friend to soon wed
>used up roastie is his prize
>triggered i become
>>27257427
>on your knee you beg with a rock
>on her knees she's sucked countless cock
Anon, it's different with you. SURE she's been with other guys before but it's SPECIAL with you. She wants to take it SLOW because this time it's something REAL.
>her breath smells like cum
>>27258292
That's some eloquent cuckold poetry.
I'll try putting something together.
"Will you be my wife", I go to nervously ask
My friend pulls me aside, tells me about her past
threesomes, gangbangs, one night stands
I gasp, and ask him to fill my flask
I never knew she got blacked
by that Chad from Chad
never knew what I had
working long hours in the mall
while she's at home with Jamal
I believed her when she's "too tired" or "has a bad back"
God damn, I'm a blue balled sad sack
I'm impressed, this roastie can act
She deserves an Oscar
but she'd probably fuck him, too
she'll have a shitfit at the mere hint
of a little bit of commitment
I can only fuck her with a strap on
she buys my shoes with the straps on
she likes no strings attached
take me to the flea market, 'cause I get my women used that Chad used for free
when she says he was bigger I act like it's news to me
speaking of pawn shops, it's been 10 years and I just got my 2nd handjob
having sex with me makes her face turn hues of green
>>27258500
>on your knees, you hope to become one
>on her knees, her breath reeks of chad's cum
>>27258599
Bretty good, also nice dubs. I see you went the blacked route. I would've used the opportunity to rhyme nigger with bigger, but I suppose that is the low hanging fruit. Well done.
>>27258751
>when you have sex with a nigger
>the chances of getting aids are bigger
these usually don't get me but this one got me
the woman you're supposed to love for the rest of your life, who is supposed to raise your children, is statistically guaranteed in this society to have been a fucking dumpster whore before meeting you
can i get a special nazi juden star that i have to wear on my clothes that alerts everyone that i'm "not interested in peeing on you, but also not interested in girls who have been peed on previously?"
maybe it could glow and start humming like glamdring when i get near to a girl who hasn't licked her own shit off a dude's balls before? or do those even exist anymore?
>>27258751
>I would've used the opportunity to rhyme nigger with bigger
kek, that was the first thing that came to mind and I thought it was too easy.
>she throws you under the bus for wanting to kiss in the rain
>she was the town bike and let Chad and his friends run a train
>you give her the key to your apartment building
>she says her vagina is a part meant for your Chad sibling
>>27258847
YOU THINK HER PAST MATTERS?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>You "take responsibility"
>She takes five dicks
>>27258951
I imagine the cucks who defend women and marry leftovers look like that faggot.
