>Heavily pregnant woman comes into the surgery
>Is over 2 weeks late, and has still not given birth
>Attempts to induce labour have failed
>wants me to give her a caesarian section
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
Why didn't this meme take off?
>>27257462
I'd say it probably has
>>27257490
>15 women patients
Is that grammar correct?
>>27257490
Eh, it's on life support
>>27257526
I don't think so but they say it here at 0:27 too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
>>27257417
>guy comes in.
>eye seeping some yellow pus
>deep cuts all over
>says he's homeless
>says he was attacked by a large dog while panhandling
>says he has no private insurance
>says he wants to die
>consider his position
>he literally has nothing to live for
>he smells horrible and based on what he's told me I couldn't imagine his life improving
>"ah... well. Stiff upper lip and I all that" I say unconvincingly.
>I give him two aspirin
>quickly send him on his way so I can continue giving lethal doses of morphine to people with private health insurance.
>>27257526
Certain words, sentences and phrases can be correct in English English but not in American English (or visa versa).
This is probably an example of that.
>>27257764
Like 'vice versa'. :p
>>27257764
>American English
>Visa versa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Mastercard
>American term for unmarried male.
>American express
>American term for public transport
>"Don't count your McNuggets before the order's complete."
>American idiom meaning don't have early expectations
>>27257953
>"Don't count your McNuggets before the order's complete."
This one is real tho.