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Why isn't life fair even if I lose weight my dick is still
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Why isn't life fair even if I lose weight my dick is still that small.
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I'd give you an inch if it meant I wouldn't be mutilated anymore.

Not memeing.
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>>27256621
At least your dick doesn't grow hair all over the shaft.
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I know right ? Makes me wanna shoot schools. Everyone has to feel the same pain.
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I'm 6 inches, i know it might be bigger then yours but i still feel like shit. And not bragging either. Everything about me is average. Average face, height, looks, and penis. I wanted a big cock, 7 inches at least, litrelly what i want to feel good and not an average pieces of shit.

I fucking hate it, it looks small, and it looks thin. I get super envious when i see people posting 7-8 inch cocks.

Only shows we really weren't made equal.
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Intact guys have such huge meatuses.

I'm cut and mine is tiny. I think because it's exposed all the time it's contracted to the point where it's very, very narrow.

Surprisingly it doesn't seem to cause difficulty with urination.
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>>27256676
I'm 7 inches and it's actually weird because my cock looks pretty small compared to most of the dicks I see on the internet. And those dicks belong to people who claim they're 6 inches or less.

What the fuck is going on?

Also, I'm european and it's actually 18cm but I use a converter. Are inches different in different places?
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>>27256676
at least u actually have the organ u desire, ill never be a female
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>>27256708
I see the opposite, but of course you have people zooming in and using angles to make the cock bigger. I'm legitimate 6 inches not even bone pressed.

When i take a photo it looks like a fucking slim Jim.
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>tfw 7 inches but fairly skinny
Pencil dick is just above small dick...chicks want to feel stretched, not get stabbed in the cunt by my rapier.
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>>27256742
Same here, anon. Plus my dick is bent to nearly 90 degrees...

>>27256726
Can you measure your dick in centimeters?
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>>27256676
Cock size doesn't determine how "equal" we are. That's a pretty immature way at looking at things.

At the end of the day.... If you work out and have a magnificent body, bitches will love you. That's all they really care about... Along with Alpha Male confidence.
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>>27256755
>Can you measure your dick in centimeters?

it's about 15cm, if i use bone pressed measurements, it's 16.51 cm.
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>>27256819
What does bone pressed mean?

You measure it right to the tip, right?
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>>27256862
It means to stick the ruler into your pelvic bone and you measure all the way to the tip of the penis, google it. This is how most people measure here which i find cheating.
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>>27256621
>same width as your middle finger

fucking kek. my dick is inside my fupa while flaccid cause im 330lbs but it's still twice as wide as my thumb which is about 1.5x my middle finger.
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>tfw 6'4" / 194cm tall
>dick is only 6" / 16cm long
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What's the point in having a 7.5 inch dick if you have phimosis and can't even retract properly and the skin always cracks up...
Be thankful
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>>27256908
Im 5ft10 and have a 6 inch cock, damn.. to you it must look like a microdick.
To me it looks pathetic... and im a manlet.
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>>27256931

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>>27256931
Why does it look 6 inches at best
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>>27256770
>That's all they really care about
Yeah right. No. They care so much about size. They secretly think "uh, i think i'm gonna break up with him after 1 month"
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>>27256931
Can you please get that thing away from here. It's not funny. This is difficult for us, i'm not kidding
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>>27256946
Yeah I here ya, I saw this and thought for a second that even I had a big dick...
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>>27256770

Man, we all know women care about size, it's important since penetration is a very big part of sex besides the foreplay. It's like a guy, some guys love big tits, or a big ass, while some prefer small versions. A big cock to a women is exciting and hot. I get filled with anger when i see porn and see a guy with a 8 inch cock, why wasn't that me with the big cock? Why was i born a failure?
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>>27257082
Why care ? Just fuck the shit out of them and leave. Enjoy the sex. If they don't enjoy it, it's their problem. It means that you should move to another girl.
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>>27257115
In a relationship, there is no just me unless you are 10/10 looking chad. She will think you are selfish and you are probably in another dry spell for another 25 years.
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>>27257082
>>27257115
Also, they don't care about your satisfaction, why would you care about theirs ?
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>tfw small, thin penis with phimosis.
You don't know hell unless you have all of those.
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>>27257127
Well she's selfish if she leaves you just because of penis size. G spot is only 3-4 inches in. Clit is on the outside. There's no excuse to not enjoy sex. If she can be picky, you can too. Fuck relationships, man.
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>>27257133
This is when circumcision is necessary
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>>27257155
I'd rather have a non-mutilated dick desu.
Most females would laugh me out of the room if I did show them my cock anyway, phimosis or not.
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>>27257129
Because they can easily find a new dick to fuck, a robot cant find a new pussy.

>>27257149

Will this meme stop? it's well known a girls g-spot is a lot further when she is aroused.
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>>27257133
>>27257155

No it's not. When will the "phimosis = circumcision" meme die?

There are about 500 other, better, less extreme options before chopping off your ridged band.
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>>27257170
Maybe the foreskin blocks the development of your penis
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>>27257187

All depends on the severity of the phimosis, some need o have it cut, famalama.
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>>27257185
No way. Because it wont be fair, what about asians ? You don't have a vagina, how can i trust you ? If you believe in other facts that might hurt us, you can choose to remain silent. Unless you feel good about hurting other people
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>not saving up for a penuma implant
Why are you such a cuck?

http://www.gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery
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>>27257185

>it's well known a girls g-spot is a lot further when she is aroused.

The cervix is, but the g-spot doesn't move when she's aroused.
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>>27257248
>implant
Go away
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>>27257221

What about Asians? you think they are special or something? western Asians get fucked regularly by all races.

They have their fair share of horse like dicks.
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>>27257308
Then what about the asian men ? Do you think they should just extinct ? Do you think they're born to be cucked ? How old are you ?
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>>27257339
What did this have to do with my post in anyway shape or form, are you retarded mate?
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>>27257354
You said g spot gets deeper when aroused, so small dicks should just kill themselves. But that's impossible, because then why would asian men be born ?
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>>27257370
>You said g spot gets deeper when aroused

They do, you dumb nigger.

>so small dicks should just kill themselves. But that's impossible, because then why would asian men be born ?

I agree, you should kill yourself, chang. Your women come and get fucked by whites and blacks anyway.
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>>27257308
>They have their fair share of horse like dicks.

Asian men are the least desirable of all men, besides maybe Indians. But both Indian and Asian men have tiny dicks compared to whites, they are generally seen as ugly too.
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>>27257400
I was talking about the dicks asian women get fucked by, everyone knows asians have baby cocks.
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>>27257393
Dude please be serious. Please don't troll just for a minute. This is a serious and sensitive topic. Cancer-hiv-tier
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>>27257187
>>27257202
There are one thousand things to try before getting it cut.

Of the extremely few people with phimosis, even less need it cut.
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>>27257510
>There are one thousand things to try before getting it cut.

Name 10 of them.
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>>27257530
I'm not a doctor, and the first method worked for me (although I was informed to the possibility of a few other treatments, like a surgical correction).
I was given a steroidal ointment, which along with gradual stretching allowed me to retract my foreskin (at the age of 19).
Mine was probably not as bad as the picture posted before, but still caused pain when erect.

It took just under a fortnight to correct (although I was probably more gentle than most).

You really would just need to speak to a competent doctor, which would give you the best advice considering your circumstances.
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>>27257530

It's not hard to find ten alternative treatments to circumcision for phimosis.

1. Balloon dilation

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/he-zhou/

2. Stretching exercises

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/zampieri1/

3. Betamethasone

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18455770

http://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?script=sci_arttext&pid=S1677-55382005000400012

4. Diclofenac sodium

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/atilla/

5. Clobetasol

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3773594/

6. Triamcinolone

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19692044

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12010594

7. Lateral preputioplasty

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/south1/

8. Limited dorsal slit with transverse closure

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/cuckow/

9. Dessanti's preputioplasty technique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjRc3NJo2V8

10. Sutureless preputioplasty with healing by secondary intention

http://bmcurol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2490-8-6
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>>27257297

The punema works, brah. It's got something like 1300 success stories to 5 complications.
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>>27258243

Bonus:

11. Phimocure rings

http://www.phimocure.net/
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>>27258243
you replied to a post that's 1 hour old, autist.
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Completely fine OP. You have a foreskin, count yourself lucky.
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Count your blessings, this is me flaccid with phimosis.
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>>27258447

Assuming you masturbate, what's your preferred technique?

Just curious.
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>>27258512
I was an irregular masturbater for years. I discovered it at age 4 by rubbing my penis on the bed lying face down and it gave me tingling sensations. By age 12/13 it was making me cum. No doubt years of that didn't help with phimosis and my dick in general. I didn't learn proper masturbation until I was 18 because when I tried it my hand got tired in 30 seconds and I couldn't be bothered continuing when I knew I could rub against the bed and cum in about 30 seconds.

Now I just masturbate normally. It takes a thumb and 2 fingers to get me up since im so small, then i can use my hand normally when I'm hard, which is still only a measly 4.5 inches.
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>>27258556

The hysteria about bed humping is seriously overblown man. It's almost all based on one study of 4 guys back in the 80's plus one guy's non-scientific site (Healthy Strokes) which is full of advice based on unscientific polls.

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/traumatic-masturbatory-syndrome-tms

There's no solid evidence that using your hand is any safer or better than humping a mattress.

Anyway, do you ever do it like this method?

https://www.tumblr.com/video/thought-audit/140879134822/700/
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>>27258624
Never done it like that. I managed to make great strides with my phimosis over the past 2 or 3 years thanks to reverting to a normal technique. I can get my foreskin over the head when flaccid but I don't want to push it incase I get paraphimosis which would throw me into panic mode.
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>>27258662

Yeah, you definitely don't want to get paraphimosis.

Good luck on your journey, I hope you get more foreskin mobility gains over time.
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>>27256685
Nigger, I'm cut and 8"x5.75"
Being cut has nothing to do with it. You just have shit genes.
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>>27258799

I was talking about the meatus, not the whole dick.
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>>27258828
I'm still 5.75" around. I mean, I'm no soda can, but it's quite thick. And I have a pretty prominent scar line that didn't stop growth. (Or maybe I would have been even bigger lel)

Too bad I'll never use it...
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>>27258865

Yeah man but I'm talking about something else. Not dick size (in the usual sense) but the size of the meatus, where the urine/semen comes out.

Mine is like the one on the right. Almost every cut dick I've seen has one like this.

And the uncut ones have the huge one on the left.
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>Scars all over my dick
>Small and thin
>Grow hair on it
>gigantic loose foreskin
>PPP
>Big pendulating balls with loose skin
>Deep purple dick head

If I never fuck anyone, it doesn't matter
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>>27257202
>All depends on the severity of the phimosis, some need o have it cut, famalama.

No they don't. There are steroid creams that clear that shit right up.
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>6.5 x 5
>feel inadequate as fuck
>doesn't matter because I will never sex a woman anyway
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>>27258935

You can also combine the steroid cream with dilation.

This will likely be more effective than one or the other alone.
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It's not like you're ever going to be using it anyway
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Does anyone have the same problem as me?

I can get "Hard", but I can't get completely erect. You know how some people have 90 degree angle erections, some bigger, some smaller?

Mine only goes up a little bit, and isn't rock hard. it looks like a semi erection but its a full one.

size is normal (lacks girth but whatever) but i literally cant keep it up, however it doesnt seem to effect my sexual performance...
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>>27259100

Was it always like that or did this happen at some point in the past that you can remember?
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>>27259155

i think it was always like that. i cant even say its ED, because everything works "fine" other than some girl calling me a limp dick fag once lol
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>>27259100
Fuck man, I have this same problem. I think it's from fapping almost every day for like five years straight. I'm 7 inches at my hardest but I can never GET to my hardest. I don't think I've had a full, 100% erection in months. I really wish there was a way to fix this other than viagra. I'm only 18, I don't want fucking ED. I need help.
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>>27256646
iktf m8 it's tough
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>>27259258
I'm gonna make a thread about it on /adv/ one day, I really can't go much longer with this fucking shit. It's so embarrassing.
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>>27256646
I have this too but it's not really a problem desu, just shave that shit, it's pretty easy.

Also let's be honest if you've gotten to that point with a chick you'd have to have some seriously nasty shit going on down there for them to turn you down.
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>>27256621
>>27256931
>>27258447
Why does /r9k/ have the best looking cocks?
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>>27259100
>>27259240
It's ED from porn + excesive masturbation
Not a big deal, you can fix it with dropping fapping to every 4 days.
If you start getting the morning boners again (Wich are the strongest you will get without watching some hardcore porn or actually having sex) then you are healing already.

I get the 100% boners for some seconds now and then i drops to 75%.
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>>27256931
I really hope someone just grabs your cock and forcefully jerks your skin back.
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>>27256931
CUUUUUUUT ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27260106
I'm cut and that hurt me
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>>27259442
Unsoiled by roasties.
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>>27256874

It's not cheating so much as it eliminates the need for body fat guesswork, which is also why it's used for the majority of studies.
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>>27256931
Still nice to look at, broboto.

moar robot cocks guys
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Why don't you faggots try jelqing? You've got nothing to lose. Only retards injure their dick by doing it way too hard
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>>27256621
>tfw slightly bigger than average dick
>But deep into sph
>All sph porn is aimed at guys with 2" dicks or something stupid like that.
>No girl will ever tease me about my dick size

A part of me wishes I had a little dick, sometimes more so than a massive one.
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>>27256676
>>27256676

Bro you don't even understand my pain. I feel the exact same way and day in and day out look for methods of penis enlargement that won't totally destroy my penis. It's gotten so bad that I get nervous in public now because I feel like everyone already knows.

So far I'm thinking Pumping + stretching (with a stretcher not that jelqing shit)

There are forms of phalloplasty out there, but none of them seem all that safe.
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