Which would you choose?
>your family dies
>you get 100 million dollars
I'll take the 100 million dollars. I could hire a hitman on all of them for a very small fraction of that.
>>27256487
The money, please.
>>27256487
Who wouldn't take the money? With $100m, it wouldn't matter if your family was dead or not, you could just move away and never have to deal with them again.
>>27256559
BUT THAT'S INSENSITIVE
100 million.
With that kind of money I can buy myself a new family.
>>27256487
$$$
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>>27256487
>>your family dies
is this direct nuclear family or extended family?
either way ill take the money
>>27256487
My family are the people who care about me and actually talk to me. The only text messages I get are from my dad. Without him, it would be a lonely world, there isn't a dollar figure I'd exchange for the life of my parents.
I'm part of my family, though...
my family is sort of cook
I'll choose the cash. Hell, I'll even share it with my family.
Money, parents would die thinking I had potential to turn out great. They wouldn't see my slow spiral into failure.
It's a win win
>>27256487
Kill my family, donate the money to charity, commit suicide.
I'll hate the brown sauce.
Would prefer the HP fruity sauce though as that's tastier.