>parents are going on vacation and leaving the whole house to me from tomorrow
Alright robots and NEETbros, I got 1 week of uninterrupted free time alone to do this.
Whats the easiest and most painless way to kill myself without making a mess?
>>27256308
helium tank or exit bag
not sure though
>>27256308
do you have access to a car?
>>27256339
Yes but the garage has got full of holes so I can't take myself out with CO poisoning if thats what you mean
>>27256358
can still work
use a hose from the exhaust into the car through the window and use a lot of tape to cover the gaps
>>27256408
Nah you dont understand. Garage is old as fuck and the holes and cracks are pretty big
>>27256308
Why do you want to kill yourself? I guarantee there's a lot of faggots here that are worse off than you.
>>27256429
fuck left the name on. not OP sorry.
>>27256308
holy, you could not have written that better. that last line gave me a good surprise chuckle.
you could tie a string tight around ur neck and just wait.....
>>27256425
Holy shit you're retarded good luck on dying faggot
>>27256425
i think he means the gaps in the car window from running a hose in there.....
>>27256308
put a granade up your butt. pull the pin out and DONT FART.
OP is retarded he won't be able to khs
eat nothing but salt for 2 days then youll die
>>27256512
Won't this be painful?
>>27256518
not as painful as the retardation
>>27256538
Can't you guys be a little nice for a change? I'm doing you all a favor by erasing my miserable whiny existence permanently
dude just hang yourself with a robe ?
its hurt a bit but not much
>>27256577
Death by suffocation will take atleast 20 mins
>>27256555
kk im sorry, its just the whole garage holes thing kinda got me in a "call him retarded mood"
didnt think about how i was kicking you when ur down with ur imminent suicide and all. just kinda stopped giving alot of fucks over time and forget other people feel too.
sorry man
Bumpa desu ne
>>27256518
It would be extremely painful for you, but if you pulled it off you would you die? (yes)
>>27256596
only 4 of which you're conscious for...
Wouldn't it be easier to just jump in front of a train?
Ligature strangulation.
Just as painless as helium but cheaper and less easy to fuck up.
>>27256518
OP is a big retard
