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Ask a former khv robot turned Chad anything
last one went to shit so let's try it again
Pic unrelated
>>27256078
Pic very related
Now fuck off back to >>>/soc/
>>27256078
Any chance you kill yourself?
>>27256078
Fuck off, you're all the same and pathetic
>>27256092
Not related it's just the most recent pic I've saved. Nice try though
>>27256107
Not likely
>>27256114
Why is everyone on here so bitter? A smart person would see this as an opportunity for entertainment or even as a learning experience.
NEXT QUESTION
>>27256092
Explain how I'm im a Wannabe exactly?
What did you do different
>>27256393
>>27256393
Nothing special. I just stopped looking at everyone around me with complete hatred and contempt for no good reason(especially women), tried to make an effort to actually go outdoors and talk to people and started eating healthy/lifting(you'd be surprised how much better you feel when you treat your body well.
And I got the fuck off of 4chan because all it does is make you dwell on insecurities you shouldn't even be having in he first place e.g. The manlet meme
>>27256159
>Not related it's just the most recent pic I've saved. Nice try though
Your picture has nothing to do with what he said, wannabe.
>>27256629
Still doesn't answer my question. By what definition am I not a Chad?
>tall
>attractive face
>pulls 8/10+ women easily
>not living like a NEET sperg in my families basement
>>27256078
You were never a robot to begin with. You've always had Chad genes. Now GTFO
>>27256078
You're wasting your time here.
These faggots don't WANT to change anything
It's easier to sit, whine,complain, blame the world and to crab-bucket people to your level than to put effort in.
>>27256849
It all about genetics. Try all you want, no one will accept you for who you really are.
>>27256865
You're an idiot and you're encapsulating exactly what I just said.
Every natural perk a person lacks, like good looks, just means they will have to work harder. You're so obsessed with looks being the be all end all. It's not, It's just easy mode.
I know people in reality, friends, who are living proof that you really can polish a turd. You really need to start accepting that it's all YOUR fault. Not genetics, not society, yours.
I'm wasting words though, because you'll only ever convince yourself to change or not, noone else can make you less of a lazy fuck.
Basically, you robots really need to start doing some reading.
>>27256818
>Chad genes?
> what he fuck does that even mean
>>27256849
True, most don't. But if even if a few people gain something from this then that's a success. However most would much rather blame everyone but themselves for their issues instead of trying to do something about them
>>27256865
This is like playing poker and immediately quitting if you don't have a perfect hand. Nobody has ideal genetics you just have to work with what you have instead of being a pussy.
>>27256921
No, its more like me working at McDonalds making shit pay and you having millions of dollars from inheritance and telling me that theres not excuse for me not having as much money as you
The only reason we want to be Chads is girls. But then, i have a small penis, so there's no point in working on it. I'm always gonna fail, because girls will always tear me apart. I'm not even interested in having friends i just want to be cool and fuckable in girls' eyes
>>27256960
Stop putting women in a pedestal.
If you're a "Chad" and you're fucking a lot of women you have the option of not giving a fuck about their sexual pleasure. You fuck them, have a good time, leave and move on to the next one.
Having a small dick sucks, but like I said, less natural perks, more work. You're still on the same gauge as the people with those perks.
Good looks, a big dick, a large inheritance and a strong hairline make it EASIER they are not requirements. You'll be less mad at people for having those natural perks when you're fucking girls anyway.
>>27256907
When I say having the right genes I'm not talking about looks. It's about how you were conditioned from birth and if you're parents were Chads/Stacys as well. If you lack the traits, you will have to constantly waste time doing stupid shit with normies just to fit in and become someone you aren't and you'll eventually hate yourself, and people will eventually find you're a KV and will totally ignore you or belittle you because you were not conditioned the way they were. It's not even worth the effort to be Chad.
>>27256078
>lol guys I used to be a KHV just like you but when I turned 16 I got to fuck my hot GF. you're gonna make it brehs!
I'm guessing this is probably you OP.
Being a KV when you're young doesn't count for shit, especially when you get laid after.
I would think that you had something to contribute if you accomplished this at the age of 30, but you sound like an underage or barely of age faggot.
Basically, you were probably a normie all along and have zero practical advice to offer us.
So please fuck off.
>>27257039
1. That's an even worse excuse than if you had meant good looks. Everyone is a product of their environment and upbringing, but you live in a world where you can literally google how to stop being a faggot and you're capable of being consciously AWARE of how society and social dynamics work. You can read and understand past it.
2.True confidence isn't faking it hard enough to fit in with the wrong people either. Contrary to popular belief (among defeatist losers) you can be yourself AND not be a raging faggot. A robot isn't "Who you are" it's the situation you're in. Being a robot just means you've let yourself fall to the bottom of the crab barrel. And the further down the barrel you are the harder it is to claw your way back up.
3.There is a lot more to gain from life from being a Chad than women. Women is the main reason people begin to chase being a chad, but there is so much more to it. Success in life, happiness, fulfillment and health all come with the process of bettering yourself to that level
When you begin to exercise, which you won't, you begin to feel better about yourself, become more driven and motivated and alive, that crippling lethargy starts to go. I used to choose staring at the wall over playing a video game, never mind moving, show some strength of will and that changes.
Developing your knowledge and learning a skill doesn't only make you more interesting and increases your social value, it opens the door to financial success, and it's easier when you have the perks of exercise.
I have not been dealt all the cards to win, and I had a shitty fucking life until maybe a couple of years ago, and even then I was in a two year relationship of being beaten up. I've had it shit. I'm not even going to get into it but because I've been the scum of the earth I see your bullshit for what it is, almost every single one of you.
You don't want help. You'd maybe consider a miracle cure, but you have no interest in working towards change.
>>27256078
And by the way, the girl in your picture is fucking disgusting.
If you find that hot you're probably a braindead normalfuck
>>27257175
>it opens the door to financial success, and it's easier when you have the perks of exercise.
I'm not being funny, I kind of agree with the whole 'If it happened pre-20 It was just you maturing' sort of thing, but beyond that you're just an angry loser.
I suppose that just because a guy made the decision to stop being a crybaby idiot at 26 instead of 44 he "does't count"?
It's your fault you're still complacent being a loser when you're old.
>>27256078
no-one here wants you and your ama special snowflake go kill yourself with a ball pien hammer
>>27257200
>I had a shitty life
>I was in a two year relationship
Entire opinion disregarded
You sound like such a fucking normalfag
And you probably tell yourself all the time how great your life is,
but deep down you're a pathetic slave to society
>>27256810
>>tall
>>attractive face
This is the answer to all your questions.
>>27257266
Being in a relationship isn't the finish line for not being a loser. Some of the biggest losers on the planet have had a girlfriend. the fact you're taking that as a measure to dismiss anything I might have to say means you're just an angry faggot who won't take responsibility.
And for the record, she beat me black and blue maybe 4 times a week for 2 years. That doesn't happen to Chad, that happens to betacucks like you.
>>27257255
For starters, I wasn't giving those arbitrary age distinctions at all. I'm just saying that OP sounds like a fucking kid.
And I'm not one of the people crying about my life ITT, I just think OP is a massive fuckhead
Odds are he does not have everything figured out, and constantly tells himself his life is great because he is doing what women expect of him.
There's a certain emptiness to all of this shit though.
>>27257307
You might be right, I don't know about OP. But I don't think you should just dismiss him either. All he did was suggest he graduated from being a KHV and that was enough for everyone to dismiss him, as if it's not possible.
I do get the 'check me out vibe' from him a bit with his other posts, rather than giving advice. You can use your experience for reference, but when you're giving advice your features and whatever else are not really relevant.
Not that anyone here is willing to take actual advice either, mind you.
Does a vagina really feel that good or is it just a meme that people obsesse over ?
I'm in the same position. Do you still feel a deep overwhelming sense of ennui, because despite your accomplishments and self improvement, its still all meaningless?
Sometimes I lie in bed after the girl leaves in the morning and I think "I know it's just casual and that I'm not supposed to love her, but why doesn't she love me?"
>>27257373
I don't quite believe you for some reason, but you can make a woman love you if that's what you're after. It just won't be the get laid errday recipe.
Unless you mean 'why doesn't every woman love me, I'm god's gift to women?' In which case you aren't and you're an idiot.
>>27257306
You're ignoring the fact that to even end up in a relationship with a girl, especially one that demanding and obsessive as it sounds like, you were probably very attractive and sociable to begin with.
See, I'm in shape and have a respectable career, but girls never pursue me. And you know what, it's completely because
a)I'm a 5/10 at best
b)I have zero interest in the same hobbies as them
c)I'm not the perfect knight in shining armor they expect from a man.
And you know what, I've pretty much come to terms with that. I'm just not compatible with women. So stop forcing this bullshit that every guy has an equal chance from the start, because that is a load of shit.
Why is this shitty thread still on page 1 when Chad admitted that he's tall with an attracted face already? >>27256810
sage
>>27257200
This point is stupid:
>"You can be yourself AND not be a raging faggot."
So an autistic person can be himself AND not be socially inept? How?
>>27256078
I've got a question; when the fuck are you going to get off my board?
/thread
>>27257365
Varies. It would be a shame never to experience it at least once, but it's horniness that makes you want it, not the physical sensation. It feels good, it feels better the more sensitive/built up you are, but you'll immediately stop giving a fuck once you've cum, same as with masturbating and then closing 234234 tabs of porn.
The obsession is biological.
>>27257255
fuck society.
you were never a real robot.
>>27257399
This senpai
Normies are truly delusional
>>27257437
I've had friends turn into thirsty niggers over vagoo and it sometimes make me wonder if it's really worth it that much since you can just jerk off and get the same result.
>>27256078
ITT: a 24yo KHV who had his first french kiss yesterday
>>27256078
You were never a robot, faggot.
>>27257399
Well said, i am the same. I even lift and work-out. Still get zero attention because I'm not good looking and I'm not the social bunny like OP.
>>27257365
i like fapping better but there is no greater feeling than a girl tongueing the opening to your urethra when she gives you a blowjob.
unfortunately those who do this are few and far between and they are usually gutter sluts.
>>27257399
First of all, whilst having a good career sets you up for high social value, the money just sets you up for being a beta provider whilst she fucks the pool boy..
I didn't say every man is born equal, I've said about 2/3 times that the less you have to start with the more effort it requires. You have to work harder than 8/10 OP because you're 5/10. It means that more women will be completely unresponsive to you to begin with. Doesn't change the fact that there will be tons that start off completely neutral and even one or two that will start off responsive.
As for the knight in shining armour, women THINK they know what they want but have no fucking idea. The knight in shining armour is the nice guy betacuck. If you want to know what attracts women pretend they don't have something that resembles a brain in their head and think about how they're biologically wired. Think about cavemen and all that shit.
About the relationship, A lot of beta fucks get girlfriends because they can be used like tools. A source of income and to be worshiped without giving anything in return. I didn't have any features to attract her, nor did I have any of my needs met. She was fucking other people for that aspect of her life, and used me like a punching bag with an ATM built in. I could have been any other carpet faggot and gotten into that position. Not all women would bother with that charade but she did.
You guys really just need to start reading and putting some effort in.
>4chan believes "alphas" that post here
Don't, had a candid conversation with one on Skype the other day who admitted to me he was a virgin but post here with the express intent of making others mad. Why would Chad spend any portion of his weekend on 4chan?
>>27257569
Any true "alpha" or "chad" wouldn't post here. It's mostly normalfags with a 6/10 gf that think they're alpha because they get laid every now and then.
>>27257484
>>27257441
>>27257454
>>27257435
This is just the "Not a real Scotsman" Fallacy used to justify your position. Every time a robot 'makes it' they cease to exist in your world and 'were never robots to begin with'. If you weren't all so addicted to wallowing in your own self-pity and depression you'd give them a pat on the back for making it and be inspired.
I have multiple friends who are 2 or 3 out of 10 with barely any hair left and a huge broken nose that takes up 4/5s of their face who can still attract some women.
Thank god they don't know about /r9k/ because they would have used it to validate their life choices so they never moved on.
It's a shame you're working against yourselves so hard, and the fact you've been able to form a community has made it so much harder for you all.
>>27257544
There's no way you aren't a KV. You just sound completely retarded explaining how women think.
What do you call someone who has a job and friends but dosn't really have a interest in relationships and just finds them to be stressful. Because that person is me i find myself more relaxed and comftrable being alone. The thought of having a gf just fucking terrifies me since i'd have someone around me most of the time.
>>27257653
Instead of just 'lol you're wrong what a retard' read a fucking book nigger. Talk to some human beings with relevant life experience. Women are retarded.
>>27257624
>i know ugly chads that get girlfriends
We aren't talking about looks fucktard.
>>27257672
I'd call you someone with a great potential for personal success and a happy life. Are you still interested in intimacy and stuff and it's just relationships and commitment you don't like, or are you completely solo?
>>27257706
No but that's normally the first point people on this board bring up. I'm not going to sit and explain all the shit they live with, but there are things like autism and Asperger syndrome and other shit mixed into the group. Not to mention they were living like dirty greasy fat hermits. I was too.
I don't know why I bothered to give you a (you) though really, you wouldn't care what I have to say or what's behind it because it's easy to resign yourself to being a faggot and calling me a fucktard.
But to make it direct, what ARE 'we' talking about? Spell it out.
>>27257716
I'd say yes i have some interest but the relationship thing just seems to stressful to me. Hence why i've enjoyed going solo for pretty much my entire life. I can hold converstions and small talk and i'm in no way a sperg but having to be around someone for 24 hours or more just makes me nervous and uncomftrable. I dunno what i want with life sometimes, at least i'm not depressed or suicidal.
>>27257672
What about sexual urges? how do you deal with them?
>>27257800
I fap like maybe once a month if even that. I think something might be wrong with me. In highschool everyone was chasing pussy and i was reading up on history books.
>>27257395
No I mean how hookup culture had eroded our ability to truly connect to one another as intimate human beings and turned us all into commodities that fuck one another. Even if I stop, others won't and the majority of people are embittered and cynical or else so overwhelmed with experience that individuals are meaningless.
>>27257777
Try to think of it in terms of what your needs are. Have them met. Relationship won't be on the list, and a relationship isn't the only way to have needs met involving other people. Sex, companionship, intimacy, affection and all that stuff can be taken care of without the commitment. Think of it in those terms.
Some women( or men) will try to wrap you up and tie you down, but you just need the strength of will to say no and not to be afraid op offending/upsetting people.
I'm a lot like you, I can manage maybe a day, two most per week where I have to suffer other human beings. I thrive on alone time, and I'm an introvert by nature.
Where did you meet your current gf
Where should I take a girl on a first date? As a robot you should understand that we can be extremely awkward and bad at conversation, so I think I need some activity where it's not up to me to create the entertainment, you know?
>>27257845
Yeah I kind of see what you're saying. That sort of connection with someone can still be achieved but things are a bit fucked at the moment. It's largely because of feminism actually, which is why there is shit like MGTOW and PUA. But things will implode eventually, they will change.
If you're curious about how things are and where they might be going in this area of life, please consider reading 'The Misandry bubble' on The Futurist.
>>27257846
Thanks i'll keep that in mind. I just sometimes feel so uninterested in these relationship and sex things that it makes me worry if i'm right in the head.
>>27256956
This analogy is laughable. If you try you can have a good GF and a happy life. In no way is it the difference between making $20k a year at mcdonalds and being a millionaire.
>>27257365
A vagina does not physically feel as good as masturbation, but the experience of sex is a lot better than the experience of masturbation. The fact of having someone else there who is attracted to you and who you are giving pleasure makes it better.
>>27257399
Girls are not supposed to pursue YOU. You are supposed to pursue THEM. This is how our society is built. You don't need to be a perfect knight or whatever bullshit. You just need to show interest in them and ask them out.
>>27257441
It really shows what an idiot you are that you decided to save this retarded quote.
>>27257687
I have plenty of relevant life experience and know many women personally who are not at all retarded.
>>27257706
'Ugly chad' is a nonsense oxymoron. Looks are exactly what people talk about when they talk about chads. Anything else, you literally have no excuse for, because you can work on it. You can make yourself better socially, you can work your way up from being friendless to having a few shitty friends to having a bunch of great friends. You can take real, diagnosed autism and learn to interact with people and become popular (I personally know several people on the autism spectrum who are extremely sociable because they put work into it).
>>27257777
What the fuck does '24 hours or more' mean?
>>27257845
TONS of people choose not to participate in hookup culture. It's an overblown meme.
>>27257858
Not OP but I met my current GF at a mutual friend's birthday party. I liked her, knew I wasn't going to see her again any time soon if I didn't do anything, and asked her out on Facebook.
>>27257869
Movie + dinner is a tried and true formula. Find a movie that you legitimately think you would both enjoy, then go eat together afterwards. Talk about what you thought about the movie, then transition into talking about each other's lives. I am also really bad at social situations, but on my first date with my current GF this worked out really well. I found talking to her surprisingly easy. It's not always going to go that well - sometimes you don't click - but if you are putting the effort into making conversation then you are doing alright.
>>27257175
I was a khv into my 20s so no you're wrong
>>27256524
>going outdoors
How does it make you successful? I get that walk and fresh air is good for your health, but it doesnt make you money and does nothing for social gains nor status. Basically, a waste of time.
>>27257289
I have always been tall but I was a lanky uggo for the majority of my life quit making excuses
>>27257307
I never said I had it figured out. But I'm definitely in a much better place than I was not too long ago and think that some people may benefit from hearing about it
>>27257512
Really? I feel like that's just standard blowjob practice like ball licking
>>27257593
>>27257569
Tell me more about your deep understanding of how chads/alphas behave please.
>>27258928
They don't sit on imageboards meant for chinese cartoons agruing with anonymous people over trivial shit for example.
