I got this girl to drink milk like a cat on camera about a dozen times, but after she lost her virginity to a heroin dealer she won't do it anymore.
I'm really heartbroken. And it's been months and no milk at all.
How do I get her to drink milk like a cat again?
Best thread I've seen all day. Bumping for interest.
oorigi mal
hmmmm what's this about
For sure it's milk right OP
>>27255347
>cats holding bowls up to their head
Wowie zowie
i saw your original thread. you are the sorest loser on r9k right now.bet she loves that badboys dick right now
ooor i g i mal
why did she do this
>>27255442
How can you not see the importance of drinking milk like a cat?
This is a horrible tragedy.
What am I supposed to do? Just find another girl who will drink milk like a cat a dozen times on camera for the world to see?
offer strawberry milk?
oorri gi ami
>mind immediately imagines her licking up that dope dealer's cum for another shot of smack
You got cucked pretty hard, OP. I'm nodding off some hot dope right now, so let me tell you that she's in a much, much happier place right now. A heaven far greater than you could have ever offered her.
now she drinkin that chocolate milk
oolrri gi ami
you must have loved her a lot OP that stinks.
eventually you gotta let go. She is a stupid dirty whore who likes ruining her life. Go find someone better to lick up milk.
oollrri gi ami
>>27255261
Why and how? I wish I had my cat-like milk drinking girl
>>27255624
It started as a dare on Y O U N O W then she kept doing it for some reason.
>>27255261
>but after she lost her virginity to a heroin dealer she won't do it anymore.
Tell us more about your sister.
ooollrri gi ami
ooollrri goo mi
ooollrri gor mi
lmao OP got BTFO in his last two threads. what a fucking psycho. it must be interesting to live in a delusional autistic nightmare
ooollrri golr mi
>>27255804
i bet your gf doesn't even drink milk like a cat for you. why live?
>>27255804
what's the story there
>>27255261
Are you really here again with more shit about this bitch, fucking move on you simp
>>27255853
Honestly I couldnt ever manage to convey the amount of autistic idiocy OP has managed to display in the last threads of his if i tried. basically, he has been chatting with a girl online and now wants to destroy her life because she decided to be in an IRL relationship like any other teenager. i might look for it in the archives because it was hilarious and sad
>>27255870
Am I supposed to just find another girl who will drink milk like a cat a dozen times?
Do you know how rare that is?
>>27255521
>literally being a junkie
>being this arrogant
Kek.
>>27255878
You don't have kids or you would know that your daughter in high school losing her virginity to a felon is not an "IRL relationship like any other teenager." It basically marks the end of your life, and the end of any career dreams she ever had.
Like Amy Winehouse level. Like Andy Dick introducing crack to Phil Hartman's wife level. Like Chris Farley's bloated corpse level.
>>27255933
yeah, it is. she's 18 and is a trashy person dating another trashy person. this happens every single second of every day. you're not her fucking dad, and you don't actually care about her. you're a fucking freak.
>>27255956
No, you don't care about her. That's why you think she should be free to ruin her life if she wants.
She's not a trashy person. And I do care about her.
Her life and her future career is more important than my reputation.
>>27255984
She is literally free to ruin her life if she wants. You're not her boss. You're a fucking obsessed freak.
And we all know she's not ruining her life. She's a teenager, she's dating, fucking, smoking weed, and just being a normal person. God damn you are sick.
>>27255933
>>27255984
Are you seriously trying to say a girl fucking a bad boy is going to ruin her life? You've obviously never been to college.
>>27256008
>just do whatever you want man
>kill somebody, fuck somebody, have some fun
>you don't like that? you bigot sicko
>>27256008
>She is literally free to ruin her life if she wants.
You've been brainwashed by feminism.
You only think that because you don't care about her well-being, or how a heroin dealer is going to support her.
>And we all know she's not ruining her life. She's a teenager, she's dating, fucking, smoking weed, and just being a normal person.
Normal teenagers don't lose their virginity to heroin dealers, unless they live in Colombia or something.
How many felonies do you have by the way?
If someone you cared about was dating an axe murderer, you'd be concerned too. Although I doubt it, since you don't seem to have the normal human trait of empathy.
>>27256008
>And we all know she's not ruining her life. She's a teenager, she's dating, fucking, smoking weed, and just being a normal person. God damn you are sick.
Holy shit stop right there. I can't breathe.
>>27256043
There's a difference between a "bad boy" and an actual convict with at least four felonies whose entire family is involved in crime.
There's a difference between a "bad boy" and a guy charged with trafficking heroin.
I doubt she'll actually go to college. So she's basically ruining her chances at having an career on the Internet (since nobody in their right mind would hire her) for a felon.
Honestly, her next step is probably porn at this point, but I bet you think that doesn't ruin girls' lives either.
>>27256081
you seem crazy
>>27256044
You're the fucked up one here if you think letting other people make decisions about their own lives are a slippery slope to homicide.
>>27256052
She doesn't need to worry about someone supporting her. She's a fucking teenager and probably lives with her parents. And you keep repeating your own delusion about this kid being a heroin dealer like it's true, and that it even matters. You admitted that he was charged with something related to heroin almost 2 years ago. That means literally nothing. You're not worried about her well-being, you're pissed off about the fact that your longterm creepy investment didn't pan out with you getting your stinky little dick caressed.
>muh you disagree there for muh femisinsm n U R A FELLON!!
Kill yourself.I have empathy for this poor girl that you're stalking, making threats against, and sharing private content that she would not want posted on the most disgusting board on a Taiwanese kazoo IRC channel.
>>27256113
Do you want your daughter to lose her virginity to a heroin dealer felon? Why or why not?
You don't know anything about protecting loved ones from bad people.
kill her OP, drink her blood like a cat
>>27256121
You are not dating. You are stalking her. For her to be one of your loved ones, you must actually have some sort of real relationship with her, outside of making her uncomfortable on skype.
>hehe, s-sure, anon! we can... get married i guess... hahh... ok wel i have class in the morning im logging off BYE!
>>27256081
>(since nobody in their right mind would hire her)
you seem to have such a high opinion of this girl. and yes, we all know that employers have a database of everyone that everyone has previously dated and they NEVER hire someone who *gasp* DATED SOMEONE WHO TOOK DRUGS?
>>27255984
you care about herability to make psycho animal fetish videos for you
she laughs about you with her boyfriend. they're considering giving your info to the police. if boyfie is caught with heroin he'll definitely throw out your name in desperation.
>>27256119
So you think being a heroin dealer doesn't matter? Are you a heroin addict yourself? How much experience do you have with heroin exactly?
And the heroin charge is still in the court system.
Yes, I am concerned about her well-being. And I don't care about having sex with her, but you wouldn't understand that because you only use women for sex.
You're not one of her fans. You don't even know who she is. You probably don't even know which site she was on.
But the whole "women should be free to ruin their own lives" stuff is pure 100% feminist propaganda.
All men want their daughters to make good decisions in their life and not bad decisions. You know nothing about being a parent, and you don't have empathy for anybody.
I don't know what a female like you is doing her anyway.
>>27255430
My cat tipped the bowl to drink/eat easier, but she also opened doors, no joke. Smart little fucker.
>>27256146
This is the only way OP-kun
>>27256149
I never said I dated her. I'm not stalking her. And you don't know anything about caring for people you meet online.
You literally don't give a fuck about anyone and think that everybody everywhere should be free to ruin their lives if they want.
>>27256179
That's not why. She has Tourettes and blurts out crazy shit at regular intervals.
I'm tired of fucking explaining myself to you. You don't know who she is, you don't care about her, and everything you say just shows how ignorant you are.
>>27256186
Heroin dealer took my virginity and we dated for 6 months. I'm completely fine.
>>27256181
She has thousands and thousands of fans online.
She's throwing her life away.
>>27256224
>And you don't know anything about caring for people you meet online.
that's because i meet people like you online, pedo.
>>27256258
how sad, throwing away a life of pretending to be an animal so middle-aged guys can jerk off.
>>27256259
She's 18. You're using that word wrong, retard.
>>27255900
I might be a junkie, but at least I'm not a fucking cuck, dude.
>>27256277
how long you been jerkin it to her, creep?
>>27256224
Why the fuck aren't you doing anything if it's so important to you?
>>27256224
>You literally don't give a fuck about anyone
false
>and think that everybody everywhere should be free to ruin their lives if they want.
Yeah, it's called autonomy, you dumb pussy. If she's an adult, she has the right to do with her life as she pleases. You're a psychopathic narcissistic autist that thinks that the only reason someone would disagree with you stalking a fucking child is because they "don't have any empathy a bloo bloo bloo" or they must take drugs.
I have online friends that I've known for over a decade that I can stay with any time I go to portland, san diego, austin, NY, philly, and I have a partner of 5 years that I don't spread private pictures of online. I'm a functioning, well-loved, sane individual that hates controlling, entitled, man-children. And I've been posting on r9k since the first day it was on 4chan. You're a piece of trash.
>>27256284
>creep
Only females use that word.
>>27256284
he's been stalking and harassing her since she was 16, or at least thats what he said in his last thread.
>>27256287
I've done a lot. What do you suggest?
>>27256298
yeah, because women get the brunt of the creepy behavior that gross dudes force onto them
>>27256287
he's made 2 threads before this where he was specifically trying to croud-source ideas on ways to "destroy this bitch" etc. he's called their home phone enough trying to harass her parents that they won't have anything to do with his ass.
>>27256298
i know, imagine how creepy you have to be for r9k to call you a creep.
>>27256293
>Yeah, it's called autonomy, you dumb pussy. If she's an adult, she has the right to do with her life as she pleases.
She wasn't an adult when an adult took her virginity.
>You're a psychopathic narcissistic autist that thinks that the only reason someone would disagree with you stalking a fucking child is because they "don't have any empathy a bloo bloo bloo" or they must take drugs.
No, I'm pretty sure you're the psychopath. You don't undersstand why someone online would care for the well-being of someone else they meet online. You don't see why her thousands and thousands of fans would care about her safety.
>I have online friends that I've known for over a decade that I can stay with any time I go to portland, san diego, austin, NY, philly
Good for you?
>and I have a partner of 5 years that I don't spread private pictures of online.
Good luck being a genetic deadend.
And these aren't private pictures. There were public broadcasts on a public website that has over 18,000 broadcasts per hour.
I'm a> functioning, well-loved, sane individual that hates controlling, entitled, man-children. And I've been posting on r9k since the first day it was on 4chan.
Pick one. If you really have been posting on r9k since it first came onto 4chan, then you're certainly NOT a
>functioning, well-loved, sane individual
>>27256304
I said no such thing. BTW, 16 is legal in her state.
This is so fucking creepy, straight up serial killer shit. Someone put in a tip to the local PD because this girl is gonna be murdered by this faggot.
>>27256329
No and no. But go ahead and tell more lies and derail this thread even more.
>>27256259
Lifefailure detected. Move along you worn out prume. Nothing to see here.
>>27256394
What the fuck are you talking about?
so so original
>>27256360
>Pick one.
Don't have to. Believe it or not, some people are able to distinguish reality from non-reality, skype flirting from actual relationships, and message boards from their own persona. I come here because at times it's a fascinating look into a darker, uglier side of humanity. You come here to get muh personal ermie!!!! to help you embarrass and harass a child.
Oh, and congratulations on your nobel prize for discovering that gay people are also sterile! So science!
>>27255261
Stop shitposting about your oneitis. She will start injecting and die soon. So you better prepare.
>>27256415
you don't understand what he's saying?
>>27256307
What have you done? Obviously it's not working. What do you expect us to do?
>>27256415
Yes I agree. You are stupid and illogical even for a woman. Shut up please. No I'm not mad. I'm serious.
>>27256431
Are you gay? Then you're not a functioning, well-loved, sane individual and that's why you ended up here. Wait, are you also the "openly bisexual manlet" on here?
Functioning, well-loved, sane individuals don't even know what 4chan is and are called "normies."
Oh, and psychopaths (like this girl) can't be embarassed. I think you would know that since you are one.
>>27256451
No, I'm wondering how he makes the leap from this thread to all the crazy things he's suggesting. Catastrophism like that is typical among SJWs and other people with borderline personality disorder who tend to have "all or nothing" modes of thinking.
>>27256466
>What do you expect us to do?
>How do I get her to drink milk like a cat again?
>>27256520
WTF lol, SJW? BPD? Jesus dude, get better memes my man. I'm none of those things, and yeah I was exaggerating for comedic effect. Still creepy though, and I didn't suggest anything THAT crazy relax lol.
>>27256551
Yes yes, everything is a "dank meme", brah frfr.
>>27256551
>Yeah, I was just joking guys! Calm down. We're just having some laughs!
>>27256507
LMAO. the lonely virgin that orbits teenage girls hoping to get his stinky virgin cock jerked off ten years down the line has some mind-blowing epiphanies about homosexuality in humans! What happened to your empathy? Aren't you supposed to be an empathetic, normal person who just wants the best for everyone?
And as I told you (after you put forth the idea that I don't know/love/interact with people) I have a huge family that loves me, more meaningful friendships than you ever will, and have been in a steady monogamous relationship for longer than you will ever dream of being in. If *my* younger sister, who is 16, was going out with a drug dealer I would handle that situation with ease. But she wouldn't do that. The difference here is, this is not someone that you have any business trying to control.
>>27256520
This.
>>27256583
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>>27256600
I'm not a virgin, I'm a fan of hers, I'm not interested in having sex with her. Anything else I need to clear up for you fucking shiteating shitdicked faggot who is also the happiest person in the world but just happens to have been on /r9k/ since the very fucking beginning?
I don't have empathy for bisexual manwhores like yourself. People like you created the AIDS epidemic which even affects straight people now.
I really don't fucking care how everyone loves you and wants to suck your cock and thinks you're fucking man of the year. Anybody can "come out" as gay or a tranny these days and get the same exact treatment. I also don't care that you've been your "partner's" pigbottom for 5 consecutive years in a row now.
But how exactly would you "handle" it if you're 16-year-old sister started dating a heroin dealer?
Wait, am I speaking to Lana Wachowski or Lilly?
>>27256671
Why aren't you helping her?
OP, seek mental help.
>>27256705
Helping her do what? Realizing she shouldn't date felons? Realizing that she's throwing her life away?
>>27256671
What a surprise! You've managed to string together another series of meaningless delusions and posted them on the internet. Unfortunately, this is no replacement for proper medication and cognitive behavioral therapy. I have a healthy social group because of my ability to be discerning, respectful, and interesting. This is what I have done my entire life. In fact, most new friends that I make don't even know my sexual orientation until I introduce them to my partner. Your reference to the wachowski twins was very topical and clever though!
That's an interesting question. When I said that, I meant it. I'm not quite sure what I would do. It would definitely be situation dependent, obviously. If she was just dating a stoner who sold weed or something, I would tell her everything she need to know to stay safe and make sure to keep track of her grades/mood and remind her when she was smoking too much pot. If she was dating a heroin dealer I would tell her that if she kept seeing him I would be talking to his parents/the police about his activities. Our father would actually just get a restraining order first thing, and ground her for life, so I wouldnt have to do much.,
>>27256741
There's a bisexual manwhore on r9k who's been with his partner 5 years. Are you saying you're not him? So there are TWO faggots on here that have been with their "partner" for 5 years? My mistake!
And you just said you would tell her parents and tell the police. That's quite different than letting someone ruin their life if they want to.
>>27256737
Help her life you idiot. Obviously you care a lot about her so you should do your best to make her life the best it can be.
>>27256803
Her life can't be the best it can be until the felon she's dating is in prison, and that's out of my hands.
>>27256777
it's almost like you are unable to utilize common sense or memorize basic pieces of information. as we previously discussed, you are not in a relationship with, you are not related to, and you do not matter to this little girl. if she was your family, then you would not be out of line to "make sure she doesn't ruin her life"
but you don't
so leave her alone.
I'm interested in how this person has managed to be a manwhore if they've been with their partner of five years. thats not the type of relationship I am describing. But hey, I'm just trying to knock some sense into your thick skull. If all you need, to leave this poor girl alone, is to feel superior to me through your disgusting hetero nature, then I'll take it, papi. ;)
>>27256827
Then go to the state and murder him, what the fuck is complaining on the internet gonna do if you literally have no effect on her life outside of talking to her, which doesn't even seem to be working. So how is slandering her name on /r9k/ supposed to make a difference, I doubt she gives a shit either way. Just move on dude, you're just being a creepy p.o.s.
>>27256830
No I'm not in a relationship with her, no I'm not related to her, and you'd have to ask her (who is an adult) if I "matter" to her. I don't care if I matter to her. Her well-being matters to her thousands and thousands of fans.
If your daughter was dating a heroin dealer, wouldn't you want to know that information? You could argue that the fans of Amy Winehouse had no business dissuading her from doing drugs, but she's fucking dead now.
And I don't know if Mr. Partner For Five Years is the "bisexual manwhore" I referred to, who is "shortish (174 cm or so), bisexual, androgynous, constantly "nice" man, with shitty finances", but if so then he fucked a lot of men AND women before the whole five year thing.
Leave this poor girl alone? She's with bad people. She's an adult and I'm not exactly looking forward to seeing her first mugshot.
>>27255261
Start giving her meth and make her a sex slave.
The other guy does that with Heroin already so it will be easy.
>>27256925
You suggest murder and call ME a creepy piece of shit?
And I haven't slandered her name on /r9k.
>>27256950
No, I'm not saying that. Really dude, you're looking for any way to avoid criticism. I'm saying, what the fuck are you expecting to do in this situation. And yeah you are slandering her name because you're talking shit about her. For all we know, you're fucking delusional and lying about it.
>>27256967
I'm not talking shit about her. She has Tourettes. She's dating a felon. Those are facts.
I don't care if you believe me.
>>27257009
Right... and? Tourettes doesn't really stop you from doing anything. You can live a normal life with it. She's dating a felon, big woop. As are thousands of Americans. Oh no.
>>27257037
Employers don't really like their employees yelling random obscenities at random moments.
And the fact that you say
>She's dating a felon, big woop
your opinion is immediately discounted. You're a fucking retard. Go suck on a shotgun.
>>27257145
plenty of people with tourettes have jobs. in fact, in certain circumstances, people are able to overcome their neurological state and do great things despite their disease.
