Any ausfags here?
Australia thread
Hwy fuckers i know houre here start replying
Where is that revenge taking, friend needing (but he's not really your friend), racquet selling, guangzhou deported, tinder experimenting, fake suiciding in woolworths, rice munching, ASIO wanted, ching-chong-chad man in sydney?
please post with hilarious meme face selfies and tells us how we're all normie scum.
>>27255312
How are you m8
>>27255110
Just played a retarded game of dungeons and dragons with my two friends.
My name was Gardak the gay
>>27255399
>kiss friend in game
>He breaks my jaw
>Make soup from sewage water
>Eat it and get dentistry
>Kill friendly vampire family
>PTSD
>>27255399
>2016
>dungeons and dragons
o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t
>>27255354
I didn't fake my suicide you stupid fuck it actually happened, watch the video.
Normie scum
>>27255110
Going over to a mates only got $14 to spend on booz though anyone tried that fat yak cider bottle? Could be a good investment
first original comment for /balt/
>>27255449
what's on the agenda tonight, my hmong'ger?
/6035/ checking in
origigigigiginal
>>27255468
My agenda for tonight? No one wants to help me out, the ones who actually considered and talked to me said im too crazy and the other guy said im a normie.
So what am i doing now that its sunset and thereby too late for me to go outside to play tennis? I decided to start an austhread just to delete it before the system doesnt let me
3111 checking in
gonna smoke a bowl and cry myself to sleep
How you fucks doing?
>>27255507
Well i cant delete it now it went passed the 30 minute mark. Fuck it, r9k is useless to me, i really think i should just stop coming
>>27255399
>>27255437
>>27255450
Hello, 'ausbots'!
>Ay ya NEET fucks, can ya jus piss ina bottle for me, mate? I know ya weirdo pooftas do it all the time in your girly rooms by you selfs. centrelink is gonna cut me off ya cunts, don't be a bunch of weak fucks just do it a'right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A
>Normies won't shut up about the fucking lockout laws
>Seriously think Sydney would become some New York styled 24h city if we let bars bring people in later than 1
>Muh nanny state
So sick of it.
>>27255458
/balt/+/ausnz/ really is nicer than these threads.
>>27255541
Can you stop using my face, it would be really problematic if the normies recognise me irl and decided to harrass me, it really scares me.
>>27255440
First time playing it in person, normally I play it in a facebook group.
Just sat GAMSAT and finally have a night to chill out. Going to get drunk and watch football.
>>27255440
I got sex out of dnd my man. Shits a good time.
>>27255572
Dam bro just finished my peoject for my boss, going to party soon
>>27255578
Yea mate you watch the game bro? Its gonna be fully sik brah. Stay shredded brosef
Fuck it's so boring, i used to be out riding or driving my car but my license is suspended for 18 bloody months. Now I'm forced to sit back on 4chan and not able to go out on adventures at 11pm, and come home at 6.
>tfw cruising down the dark road
>window open
>music playing
3630 reporting in.
I'm lonely.
>>27255110
Wollongong checking in. How you cunts doing on this shitty saturday. Just went to the easter show and its still shitty.
How hard is it to get a job in this country?
I'm on Centrelink payments right now but don't have to start applying for jobs until June.
Ideally I'd like to work nightshift at a service station like 7/11 or coles express.
Am I fucked?
>>27255596
My boss is agood man he lets me borrow his ferrari GTO, when i had to do a large presentation in feon of our business partners for dat dere street rep brah!!!!!
>>27255609
>>Am I fucked?
Yes unless you are indian or like working for 50cents an hour.
>>27255574
Yeah, their was a girl there, she used to play dnd but we were just playing a quick 3 hour game.
She was real qt thou
2518 here, fucking kill me I'm surrounded by junkys
>>27255609
Join army paco
>>27255574
Sounds sick, I've only ever played dnd (well pathfinder but same shit) once with a group of friends in high school it was fun but I didn't get to do it again and I was probs a shit dm.
>>27255617
Nice i personally drive an m4 when will it be my turn :(. Fuck so jealous of those normies in ferraris. Not you though :p
>>27255507
you should really go to guangzhou, have your relis introduce to a nice local girl who will help you adjust to life over there, maybe try teach english to her? maybe play a little tennis at dusk. It'll be good for you in the end.
>>27255634
>>27255617
you normies fucking disgust me.
No wonder every robot says aus generals are fucking shit house.
>>27255634
Nah man im not a normie, im just like you guys desu, i just do normie things :p
>>27255621
If I join army I won't have any time for cartoons and games.
>>27255649
Who needs cartoons and games when you can suck /fit/'s dick?
Have anybody joined the army here?
Is it good?
For me it's either that or going to uni and trying to move to GLORIOUS NIPPON!
>>27255541
I hate this asian faggot.
>>27255645
Like i said bro im nkt anor,ie i just so normie things im pretty introverted to be honest i dont party everyday or shit like that, i read a few books ecey now and th. My family instills values in me
>>27255604
I'm Wollongong to, 2518 how r u cunt?
Who here an Adelaidebot?
>>27255649
You do have down time in army, do reserves and get neet bux forever
>>27255642
Everything i post here is fucking fiction, theres no guangzhou bootcamp. Im jist attentionwhoring here.
>>27255663
I know how yo feel, i swear i didint post that face pic. Posting it in austhreads risks being recognised irl which isnt what i want. Im scared of normies
>>27255662
>>27255621
>retards think joining the army is that easy
You do know Australian military is very selective, right? My brother and father were riflemen, both finished university, was one as qualified electrician, the other was in mechanical engineering. Both had very tough interviews, and told me when they went about 98% were told to go home. Or didn't even make it to assessment day.
You kids have big competition even for bullet sponge jobs.
>>27255670
2505. Could be better matey but I'm getting there. Got plans for the weekend?
>>27255664
Da bro were all robots here. Se accept you
>>27255689
My friend went to join the army and they told him he couldn't join unless he had a job.
>>27255698
That is only one requirement, they want you to have lots of work experience. When you come back they will probably tell you more excuses.
Heard it so many times.
>>27255698
Joining e army in s tough woek b, lots of hard workingg and guns and shotting.
>>27255662
I'm got my YOU sesh booked in. Feeling like going into reserve electrician to make bank and get paid to learn. Also considering aircraft technician want to make my own jet plane and find ufos over the nullabor desu lad when im older
>>27255689
>>27255698
Well shit.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!
Any adelaidefags going to mars bar? See you there x
>>27255704
Yea bro thats why i decided to work in a private company. Having fun, sickest of time in my life, fucking hot sluts. Ehat can i ask for mayne?
>>27255690
You live in port? I used to live in kembla, right next to the steel works, on the main street where all the prostitutes are.
Not doing shit this weekend, just doing studying maths.
>>27255698
How easy is it to lie about work experience? Could I put myself down as one of those deliveroo drivers or something and they'd accept it
>>27255714
Yea beo im going there tonight. Im the guy driving a merc E class AMG BRO.
>>27255678
AdelaideFAG checking in, sucking cocks and smoking rocks.
>>27255708
Finish school and go to university, if you want a job in the Australian Military. Because reality is you are competing against these guys even for retard jobs.
I was going to apply but i knew i wouldn't make it, i dropped out year 11.
>>27255729
Retard, you need to list referees, etc.. everything. Dates, dates left, reasons you left and explain in the interview what you did, your experience, how you liked it, who you worked with.
Did you socialize etc.. Everything my bro told me.
>>27255729
Cmin beo yiu can od better than that leave that shit to the fucking ethnics bro
>>27255730
I-it's a gay bar.
...why the fuck am I on here exactly. Peace.
>>27255741
Thats how hard it is if you sont put in e effort. Im thankful for my success in life
>>27255714
fck cunt cyas all thr takign the buggati cuse the x-wing is in for a service.
>>27255689
Err that's wrong. I have two mates who recently joined, both straight out of school with a red dot on their ATAR. One of them left after being sworn in because they showed his unit a video of war injuries, scared the shit out of him.
>>27255760
Yea beo im thnakful too form y hard work now im loving like a king bro
>>27255722
I'm right next to wentworth as well. That's real fucking weird. I've gotta start a programming assignment so we're in the same boat anon.
>>27255768
>Err that's wrong.
No it's not, one of the requirements is mandatory work experience, joining straight out of school is an instant dismissal as you don't have enough life experience.
It's also peace-time, the selections are even tougher.
>One of them left after being sworn in because they showed his unit a video of war injuries, scared the shit out of him.
Biggest bullshit i have ever heard.
>>27255768
Yea man you have to put thw efforg in, bro this is australia brah
Fuck man, I'm about to turn 20 and I'm not sure if this is where I saw myself at 20. All I got going for me is a car and that I'm going to uni. Just fucking caved and binged on dexamphetamines again and I still got a fuckload of uni work left. I've never had a girlfriend or sex whereas it feels everyone else my age is light years ahead. I want off this ride.
I may as well see if anyone wants to be friends with this thread. If anyone is in Perth just ask for my skype or whatever. pic is a cherry-picked selfie i took of myself.
>>27255792
Add me [email protected]
Saturday night. Oneitis barley talks to me and nobody to play fightan vidya with.somebody please kill me
>>27255815
Chin uo beo, just pick up some random sloot in pontokn clib brah mirin your aestivation
>>27255823
Thats righr eo its all about h clubs, dont be anpoosy bro
>>27255811
Nothing comes up if i enter that on skype. my skype is j.revland and my steam is revland1 though
>>27255541
if that's his entire chingchong dingdong, why's he so happy?
>>27255792
I just really want the dexies, I'll pay shitloads.
>>27255823
Yea beo dont wknow why ppl here fine it so hardto get pussy just go up yhere and hit ghclubs nro
>uni fags: check
>druggie scum: check
>that one asia faggot: check
>r9k job placement agency: check
>post code posting but no one gives a fuck: check
yup, that's an /ausbot/ general, alright.
>>27255882
Bro were just having a good time sont riin it bro we jjust got off from a full fays work
What's with the guy typing out in drunk talk like a women?
>>27255895
This bro i dont get why ppl hate on us for wokring hard then coming back to relax on tr9k i mean i know fucking womnen is forend upon here but its not that big or a deal yiu losers meed to chillax btah
Life is incredibly shit to be honest
I almost wish I was a normie
>>27255902
Aorry bro i m out atm and i onky have my ipad cant tupe properly on this piece of shot. I regret purchasing the opad pro. Ots too big :( knkw wehat i mran brro?
>>27255882
Can u get goey wil pay straight for ped
>>27255354
>fake suiciding in woolworths
Okay, I have to know about this
>>27255689
Question: Would the army take me if I am diagnosed with Aspergers?
>>27255678
>>27255732
what are you ringlords doing tonight?
this thread is starting to look pretty aids with all the supposedly drunk people posting in it.
Anyone know of anything happening in Adelaide?
I've got a girl to take on a date, but I need something fun to do to distract from how boring I am.
>>27256104
Wouldn't know mate, i guess it depends on the role, I suspect something like a combat position might be out of your reach. I'd ask my dad (served 10 years) but he is not here. He is the main guy i get my information from.
My brother is nothing more but a boot.
Anyway better ask recruitment, send an email.
>>27256104
being an aspie is often associated with high functions
so i don't see why not, so long as you don't chimp out on them
>>27256120
i think it's the same dolebludger from lastnight samefagging
>>27256104
aspergers is usually high-functioning so unless you sperged out, you'd be right
i'm an aspie and nobody even notices
>>27256137
>>27256148
whoops, my computer chimped out
don't do that if you want to shoot cunts in the army
>>27255823
>>27255850
I don't get it. Every time I go to a club, all the girls are already in groups with other guys. How the fuck are you supposed to bang them? It's worse than trying to get into a clique in high school.
>tfw Trick Rickyardo is going to get BTFO this season too
>>27256137
>>27256148
Regardless if you are the next Einstein, a lot of the Asperger traits do not fit in the military especially as a rifleman the more i read up or any combat position.
So i was right in that aspect.
>clumsiness, lack of empathy. An inability to interpret humor, irony, and teasing etc..
The guy with Asperger might have a very tough time when talking to the physiologist. So i guess you have to prove to everyone you won't be a reliability.
Are Asperger people able to handle themselves around very loud explosives and screaming?
>tfw no gf
any musos here?
>>27256213
Whoops, *Explosions.
>>27256213
the only thing i've ever noticed as a problem is that social interaction is exhausting
never had a problem with noises
however, social interaction would play a big part, but that's something i've improved upon myself a lot and other aspies generally have the capacity to make improvements to these things too
who here spends all their time on r9k and is single and neet?
it's comforting to know im not alone on here
>>27256256
yeah mate, shits fucked
>>27256256
would you ree at me if i were to say i wish i was still a virgin because women are totally fucked?
>>27256256
Not all my time, but way too much
I've even resorted to visiting /b/ sometimes because /r9k/ is too slow
>>27256251
>>the only thing i've ever noticed as a problem is that social interaction is exhausting
>never had a problem with noises
>however, social interaction would play a big part, but that's something i've improved upon myself a lot and other aspies generally have the capacity to make improvements to these things too
These things are something you need to improve on straight away, as well as dressing in front of other people, shitting, pissing in front of men and the works. Bullying can also happen and does happen / hazing hence why it can be considered a reliability.
The psychologist is the man who will either flunk you or send you on through to the recruiter, who he will then check what everyone else said about you and decide himself. You talking and socializing while waiting for your interview is also noted.
Everything about you is noted from the get go.
SOUTH AUSSIE BEST AUSSIE!!! Any Adelaide bot here??
Will drop goey for ped 5158 chardonay
>>27256213
i don't think that's the case. an argument could be made that soemone with aspergers wouldn't be good to organize social gatherings or have a job title where you literally have to be a social butterfly.
as for a soldier they'd probably do alright. they can be trained to do things a certain way and will probably follow through with that that training the in the heat of combat better then a NT. reason being is people with autism are less inclined to feel absolute fear in the face of danger. they can recognize the danger but not be quite as afraid as an NT - according to pscyhologists anyways.
the clumsiness shouldn't be that big of an issue and that's usually more in their development as a child they'll be more clumsy then another child their age. as an adult it's not like they'll be falling over misfiring their guns because of being clumsy but they still won't be that athletic.
>>27256271
elaborate, i might be able to relate
>>27256285
yeah this wouldn't surprise me
and i worked on a fishing boat for a while, nothing explains male bonding like that
could i do it personally? probably. so long as i didnt run my mouth, i would be fine.
but you're right, if these were big, big issues for people (i mainly just deal with these in what time i have to myself) it would create problems
>>27256288
what's cooking ringlord
>>27256271
Not him but I know that feel sempai
>>27256275
what's your age bro?
>>27256309
life was simpler before i got my dick wet
i probably suffer from some pretty serious shit in the noggin of mine because of unfortunate happenings with women
while sex is nice, it's not worth any of this
>>27256319
20, 21 next month
I need a job to be honest
>>27256330
I can relate.
originallll
>>27256331
I'm 20 too, and I need a job as well.
>>27256387
Statistically one of us has to get one eventually then, good luck anon
>swinny uni student
> half the students are asians or burkas
>chrstian union is 95% white with qt's
>only thing i look forward to in life
>>27256397
Cheers
originalll
so do any of you dinguses play sw battlefront on PC?
it's the only online game i have lol
>>27256301
You are a reliability, to everyone in a combat role and you'd never be accepted unless you showed absolutely zero of the traits and most important ones are empathy, and being able to handle and tell a joke and light teasing as well as socializing and being able to socialize and make friends without hesitations (Hence why you are noted at the start and have notes written down about you).
Your medical record is also given a look, so any psychiatrist, psychologist visit, and or medication you've taken is listed.
>as for a soldier they'd probably do alright. they can be trained to do things a certain way and will probably follow through with that that training the in the heat of combat better then a NT.
Do you know how the military works? you cant sit and give a recruit special one on one training to be equivalent to the rest of the recruits who don't need it. This is no special ed class. The closest thing i know of is extra PT help.
You learn as a group.
>the clumsiness shouldn't be that big of an issue and that's usually more in their development as a child they'll be more clumsy then another child their age. as an adult it's not like they'll be falling over misfiring their guns because of being clumsy but they still won't be that athletic.
The clumsiness isn't even the biggest part, the biggest part especially for a rifle company is the following;
>Team-work
>Socializing
>Empathy and being able to interpret humor, irony, and teasing.
A lot of Asperger people fail at one of those.
>>27256454
those three things are things that can be worked on and improved
those three things, although constant social interaction can be tiring, with people i'm constantly around it's not so bad
i'd be able to do it based on the list you've given
>>27256508
>>those three things are things that can be worked on and improved
You have to have worked and improved before you even went in for the You session, playing sports is also required and something you are forced to write down when you begin the process. Any ream sports, when you played, hours you partake in sport activities etc..
You are already applying with a mark on your name when you tick Asperger.
>i'd be able to do it based on the list you've given
If it were that easy, most people would pass the 3+ hour psychologist interview, son.
>>27256527
well i already have, like i said, worked on a fishing boat - you have to know your crewmates inside and out on a job like that
and that's why i said "based on the list you've given"
i completely understand that it's more than that
>>27256543
It's not simply the answer you give, but the time it takes, the way you move around your hands, the way you look, the tone of your voice. Everything is added with the answer supplied to the question.
>well i already have, like i said, worked on a fishing boat - you have to know your crewmates inside and out on a job like that
I can see it from here the psychologist litrelly tearing you apart, head t toe.
Rest in pieces.
Is it legal to ask for a picture with a resume in australia?
>>27256614
>Is it legal to ask for a picture with a resume in australia?
No, in fact in other countries it's mandatory. What the fuck kind of job are you applying for anyway?
Some model job?
>>27256627
I saw a phone repair shop job on gumtree that asked for a resume and a current photo. It's fucking weird, I guess only handsome chads can fix iphones now/
>>27256627
edit:
Yes it is legal. Miss read that shit.
>>27256643
I've seen some places like that ask here, if it's a big corporation don't bother. All my jobs i have worked i was always told they look over your resume quickly and something better stand out from the 500 others.
If you're ugly i see it being a big advantage if your face is plastered on the top of your resume.
>>27256658
There is no company name listed and the ad obviously wasn't proofread (there are a couple of typos) so I assume it's some small one store company. Maybe an asian or someone else who isn't aware of the way job ads work here owns it.
Either way I'm not sending a picture
>>27256687
>Either way I'm not sending a picture
I wouldn't either, fuck them. They will make fuck knows how many claims and accusations about you from a single photo. Plus i cant even take good photos of my self and look like a fucking retard when i try to smile.
Saturday night and I'm lying on the floor of my loungeroom listening to Gorillaz and waiting for my girlfriend to come home from a party.
And I'm actually pretty happy about it desu.
>>27256581
good luck
i fucking loathe psychologists and i'm damned good at making sure they dont get shit out of me
and why would you mock working on a commercial fishing boat
it's not like it's an easy gig
Guys I think I just got a gf. What am I supposed to do with her? (besides fucking obviously)
>>27256775
>i'm damned good at making sure they dont get shit out of me
That's pretty dumb
>>27256775
>good luck
>i fucking loathe psychologists and i'm damned good at making sure they dont get shit out of me
They are paid to see the lies, anon. Fucking with a well trained experienced psychologist is hard work and you will eventually slip up.
>>27256816
they usually get that i don't like opening up and that i'm "hostile"
i hate the cunts, oldies dragged me along to them when they used to fight
went and saw one recently
same story, two visits and i was done, fuck it
>>27256831
eh
i just don't like visiting them
it's not like i'm gonna pull a hannibal lecter and just fuck with the guy all the time
i just don't like them so i'll sit there and not give him much
>>27255110
why do these threads get so many replies these days?
it seems like r9k has a lot more traffic as of the last few months
where did it all come from?
>>27257429
>34 posters 140 replies
dumb normies forcing their general
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
lads I think we're all gonna make it
I got some Granny Smith apples from Coles because they were on special but they're way too fucking sweet
Fucking normie apple growers ruining my Saturday night
>>27257592
Not if you don't read my hentai I posted you won't
>>27257612
Not eating based Fujis
>>27257628
I usually do but I fell for the saving a couple of dollars meme
>>27257637
Well you went to Coles so you're already saving lots of money
>>27257614
Sorry mate I've ascended to the 3D realm.
I'm the mayor of pussytown
>>27257719
You should read it because its really funny not for fapping>>27257528
>>27257612
Ahh yeah those are fucking disgusting
>>27257735
Can't trick me like thatI've already read it
went and ripped some skids earlier. only a fwd so just went at like 80-90 and tried lift off oversteer with braking around some longer corners. pretty dangerous compared to just doing handbrake skids at like 60-70, but I do it in remote places at night and flick my lights off before so I can see if anyones coming (and I don't do it before crests/hills). did a couple at 100 but were just small ones
I like handbrake ones more though but wasn't wet in places I usually do at
>>27257612
Cooking apples retard
>>27257788
I'm not some kind of normie that knows the ins and outs of apple application
>>27257772
Coolhave you read this http://mangafox.me/manga/i_m_the_main_character_of_a_harem_manga_but_i_m_gay_so_every_day_is_hell_for_me/c001/1.html
>>27257804
My facts are from the internet, buying apples physically is literally normieyou fucking normie
Any newie guys here?
I feel like it's about time I had another LSD trip with just myself and an 8 hour tracklist
>>27257815no this is amazing thanks nigga
>>27257815
>tsunderes are ineffective against gay people
lel
>>27257871
>>27257896
ywfuckoffrobot
>>27257815
>oneshot
Fuck you anon
>>27257957
I couldn't find it anywhere decent
>>27257948
You can come share the pleasure of 3D flesh with me anytime anon.
3056 to 3000
>>27257985
I'm 7000ish
>>27258000
that's a shame my nig, got steam?
bare in mind I'm antisocial onlinemy housemates are turbo-normies so I'm forced to do the 3D jive or they have a cry
>>27258036
YesSo what's your gig mate? Just trying to escape the normalcy?Post yours and I'll find you
