You guys are just joking about being virgins past 20 right? There's no fucking way you could not have stuck your penis in a vagina by the age of 20.
It's impossible.
23 and still a virgin. Not planning on losing it anytime soon.
>>27254615
Not twenty yet myself, but I see no scenario in which I would lose my virginity before I make that age, and I know there are many here who are well older. My brother is 26 and, afaik, still a kv just like myself.
guessing this is bait but it's very possible. not everyone is a normiechad. most people sure. but not everyone.
>>27254660
LITERALLY just go to a bar and talk to the loneliest looking girl there
>>27254615
Depends I guess. Is the standard way of getting laid (other than being attractive) to pick up sluts at a bar? Because I don't want any of those.
>>27254675
>enjoying going to bars
>being able to talk to women with any amount of confidence
>being able to recognize loneliness on the face of others
>even knowing where bars and other social places are
I think this post highlights just why normalfags don't understand us.
>tfw 23 and the percentage of women who are virgins is practically 0
>tfw 32 and still virgin
What's it like, OP?
Hey normalshit, I'll explain in simple terms how easy it is.
>Sit at home
>Don't talk to girls
There, that's all you need to do.
>>27254615
30 and vigin
now go out normies, your gf needs new shoes
>tfw 21 kv
>I would always tell myself that in time I'd have a relationship and sex with an amazing girl, but the same problems I had making friends and getting close to girls in middle school, I had in high school and then college.
>>27254813
How'd you do it? Not go outside at all?
>>27254615
i know it's a shitpost but
>implying literally everyone wants to have sex
>>27254825
what the hell is kv anyways?
>>27254838
Ya, I haven't left the street I live on in 10 years.
I missed my opportunity in high school because >religion
>>27254855
Kissless Virgin. It is what I am (though I am not the poster you replied to); khv is Kissless Handholdless Virgin
>>27254876
>never held a hand
>past the age of 20
No. These people don't exist.
>>27254859
I missed because I thought there would be plenty of time. I wanted to focus on video games instead and I wasn't really all that sexual back then.
Little did I know that women would completely forget I existed after I graduated. I have improved myself to be 10 times the person I was back then and it still isn't enough to get laid, apparently. Yet when I was a chubby acne riddled stinky poorfag I had a handful of girls after my dick.
>>27254909
I don't think it counts if i was 6 at the time
>>27254675
literally "jus b urself bruh"
>>27254922
It counts. Even if someone plummages your butthole at 6, it still counts as losing your virginity.
>>27254615
>It's impossible.
No it's not. You simply don't have sex.
If you're saying it's impossible to not lose your "virginity" if you WANT to, sure. Finding someone to fuck is pretty easy. But plenty of people either don't want to have, have too high standards or like most of /r9k/ simply don't like the social interaction necessary to have sex
>>27254909
I am telling you, they do. I got lucky, some girl in one of my classes in HS would force me to hold hands with her (she was actually really qt, but I can't take a hint, so I never made a move). I am very uncomfortable in the proximity of women. Even just standing close to one is very disconcerting (even though I dream about cuddling and holding a woman), I can't imagine the distress that something like kissing would bring.
>>27254859
I missed my opportunity in high school because I didn't go to high school.
>>27254911
I focused on sex in high school and can now focus on video games. Best decision ever.
>>27254909
i'm 30 and have never held anyone's hand other than maybe my mom's
no, it's not a meme, we called you normalfags for a reason
>>27254937
i was talking about handholding
>>27254963
D-did someone plunder your butthole at six?
>>27254963
>mfw normalfags is a derogatory term here
i'm such a piece of shit for having sex right
>>27254976
Yes. Why waste time on ugly 3d whores when real men have anime women to love?
What the fuck is a vagina?
Stop making words up.
>>27254937
Then I'm not a KV like I thought I was? I kissed a girl on the lips in kindergarten multiple times but I never counted that.
It's dogshit, lazy bait, but for the 200th goddamn time:
Virginity is literally the default state for males. Males have to try their balls off to get laid unless they are 11/10 megachads. All it takes to die alone as a man is being born of less than superb attractiveness and/or the unwillingness to chase after pussy while withstanding rejection after rejection after fucking rejection. Fuck off.
I'm a fucking massive plebeian and i still got it in at 17
>>27254988
Because your anime women are the creation of a sweaty, old and overworked japanese man.
You're directing your romances and dick stroking towards the figments of that smelly old jap's imagination.
Level 31 wizard. Leveling up to 32 soon.
I regret not investing in charisma
>>27255011
HOW
HOOOOWWW
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>27255028
Not super ugly, a bit of alcohol and a lot of luck
>>27255054
>luck
thats probably the biggest part of anyone getting laid
just being in the right place at the right time
27 and virgin.
I'll lose it in marriage or I'll die this way. Fuck you and every other degenerate in the world.
>>27255154
How are you going to explain your celibacy to your future wife?
>>27255179
That is the reason why if I get that old, I will just go join a monastery (provided I am still Christian) or off myself (if I should lose my faith).
>>27255179
Use the religious reason.
>>27255192
I know Christian girls who lost their virginity in their teens and and have regular sex with guys.
How does this make you feel?
>>27255179
>having to explain chasteness to another religious person
If this is what the world has come to, I have no qualms about the whole world being nuked and dying in the most excruciating way possible.
>>27255205
I would say they are liars, and must renounce themselves and actually become Christian, or GTFO.
>>27255179
Holy shit. This is how people act now? That we're supposed to fuck other people for the sole purpose of getting laid? Disgusting.
If you have plans to get married and take yourself seriously don't go screwing around.
>>27255230
Well I live in Australia, but most religious girls are non-virgins, at least the ones born here are.
Source: went to a private christian school. It's just normal in our culture to hit the clubs and pick up random girls/guys.
>>27255230
You're in luck, this is exactly what happens in the end.
>>27254615
>TFW 32 KHV who has given up
>used wizard powers to summon a gun
>won't have to suffer much longer
>no reincarnation for me
>I want off the ride permanently
>>27254909
>6th grade
>have to play a dumb role in some dumbfuck stageplay
>teacher picks a girl and tells her role, tells her that she has to hold my hand hor the scene
>girl literally goes "eww"
>giggles from the crowd
>trying to hold it together by smiling faintly
>after each practice take, she throws my hand away
22 now and that was literally the closest I ever got to a girl.
The easiest way to get laid is through social circles. Get some guy friends and expand from there
I've had girls talk to me on buses, stop me in the street and add me on facebook for sex. Does this even seem like reality to you?
>>27255359
The point isn't to get laid you fucking hedonist, it is to actually have companionship. I don't even want friends, and I am rather indifferent to sex even. I just want a woman to hold and caress at night, and who cares about me the way I care about her. Sex is merely symbolic of that care, nothing more.
>>27255385
Nothing makes me feel more invalidated, more like a man, than those moments I'm walking home from a party having fucked some qt in an upstairs bedroom. I get to wake up every day, look in the mirror and know I'm THAT guy.
>>27255404
more validated* kek
>>27255385
I don't think any women exist that feel the same. I really fucking don't. If I wasn't Christian I'd literally have no reason to live.
It's perfectly possible to be an involuntary virgin after 30, it just takes a combination of social retardation and terrible physical fitness - it means you will not make a move, and neither will the women.
I've only very recently started exercising regularly and managed to keep it up for more than a couple of months and I'm kind of amazed by the change I'm seeing in how women regard me. I don't even see any physical change in myself but whenever I go out I can spot at least one woman looking towards me and smiling - this happens almost daily now whereas up to this point it practically never happened (maybe once or twice a year)
I can now slightly better understand the incredulity and ignorance on the normies part - they are probably guys who've always had a basic level of fitness so they take female attention for granted. They don't realize you can exist in a state where literally 100% of women just willingly ignore you.
>>27254615
I don't even want companionship, love, or sex. All I need is sleep, the lack of being conscience, stimuli, and awareness everyday is becoming more and more addicting.
>>27255385
This is hilarious women dont give a flying fuck about you even if you are Chad.
>>27255404
>I'm THAT guy.
A guy who gets laid?
>>27255417
A big thing that gets me through the day is my list. I've got all the countries of earth and I'm ticking them off as I fuck a chick from that background. I also enjoy finishing in a mouth because it's like you plant your seed.
>>27255417
Yes, I am in the same position. I don't think I could be comfortable with a woman who has been with other men either; it would be really intimidating.
>tfw I prayed for an early death today
>>27254615
Same thread, everyday. It is not even funny anymore.
>>27254615
Yes, it's all joking and trolling. Most of us are probably 7 or 8/10. We're here for funny memes and Pepes. Reeeeeee Norman!
>>27255435
I see sex on the same level as something like video games, a bit of fun, it's not up there with air and water. I have a rich full life but for whatever reason that's the only thing which makes me really like myself. My biology is telling me I'm succeeding, not if I earn money or get a promotion.
>>27255438
You're that military guy right.
>>27255444
>intimidating
It's not about experience to me. It's the fact she was so careless as to just fuck anything that moved just because she could and just because it was there. She didn't care to make anything special out of it, it was just a feeling that passed. Soulless.
>>27255478
I meant more emotionally intimidating, in the way you described.
>>27255404
>i rely on casual sex for my self-confidence
seek psychological help
>>27255509
Sadly a lot of normies think that way. Not necessarily casual sex, but just sex overall.
>>27255422
>It's perfectly possible to be an involuntary virgin after 30, it just takes a combination of social retardation and terrible physical fitness
Nah. Pretty much the social retardation is all it takes. Or maybe I just seem really uptight . . . or juvenile.
>go to bar
>playing some pool
>dudes are swearing
>Me and acquaintances arrive
>suddenly everyone cleans up their language.
> everyone turning into a nice guy
> pretty sure nobody in a 5 mile radius had sex that night
>>27255519
test poast waut?
>>27255023
Maybe you have enough srealth to use the roofie ability
>>27255509
>Dick goes off
>Warm body
>Tells me how hot I am
>Picked from the bunch
>Better than the rest
>Cream of the crop
>The Alpha Male
I do Alpha Male shit. FACT BIYATCH!
Every time I think that maybe robots are just arrogant and normalfags aren't as vapid as robots claim they are, a thread like this pops up and ai realize most normalfags really are fucking stupid.
>>27255563
normies are just dumb stupid animals. And they have lots of sex like dumb stupid animals. It's probably low quality too.
>>27255559
Why are normies so primal and animalistic?
>me have sex me better than you!
>>27255563
Stop being rude. Most of us are normalfags just fooling around for rare pepes.
>>27255601
I'm going to count to ten.
I want you to be off my board by the time I finish counting.
>>27255520
I can tell you I'm pretty much as socially retarded as one can be but over the years I've gotten very close to getting laid several times (but still managed to fail basically by acting like a complete idiot).
I think if I had been fit, these opportunities would have arisen often enough that I would have succeeded at some point through the sheer numbers.
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>>27255601
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
BE GONE FOUL NORMALFAG AND SEX HAVER!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
lack of status + lack of confidence = lack of puss, so simple even a sex-having normie can understand it
>>27255644
It doesn't matter. Women don't care about anything besides what you can materially give them. Money or status.
I'm 6' 4", below 20% body fat, but jobless because I'm a fucking millenial. I even have a decent amount in the bank. Not a single girl has ever wanted anything to do with me since middle school. I'm not ugly either.
I'm not even that shy. For instance, I asked out a hot, popular, athletic girl to prom and was rejected. I've asked out a bunch of girls.
Status and wealth. What can you give them?
>>27255644
>if I had been fit
Are we talking jacked meat head fit.
Because Im a slim distance runner. That sort of look attracts no attention (except from fat old ladies that grab my ass - very annoying)
Never had any privacy to have sex with girls, and also was, and still am, too afraid of knocking up to have sex.
You point out my autism when I say this but does it make it any less true that the only surefire way to never have kids is to never have sex, and if that is something you absolutely never want to happen, then lifelong virginity is the answer?
>>27254615
getting into a relationship, and fucking was never a priority of mine.
>>27254743
I'm chatting a 24 year old Indonesian virgin
>>27255718
That would mean something if we were Indonesian, now wouldn't it?
>>27255739
...I'm Australian.
I'm not sure what you mean
>>27255757
We have to go looking for foreigners, and go out of our way to find out something private about another person before we can possibly know if they are a suitable possible partner.
>>27254743
> open your legs
> wait
That's it. Now get out.
>>27255705
That and STDs, false rape charges, and bad sex.
Seems like there is more to lose than there is to gain if you really think about.
I'm already 28, and working as a well-respected professional, but I'm still a virgin. I grew up in a traditional household that upheld respect towards women and responsibility. Since I don't want to risk being a father, I don't have sex.
I'm not fat, ugly, or a neckbeard. It's just that I have other things to prioritize, like my own family. Besides, I have two hands and there's a lot of porn on the Net.
>>27255778
Wait, is that a girl? I thought that was someone lamenting the lack of suitable partners?
>>27255796
To continue, since I deal with STDs at least twice every month, and want to set an example to my younger siblings, I really prefer abstinence.
It's somewhat hard giving advice to patients that you yourself don't follow. So I eat right, try to walk a bit (have 20 as my BMI), and don't have any vices. It's easier for me, too.
>>27255784
Hey there. I'm >>27255796
Pretty much have the same thinking as you. I can masturbate, and it's more consistent with my belief systems since I've grown to realize in my practice that I don't like children at all.
>>27255693
I was talking fit as in not looking like E.T.
I wouldn't mind fat old ladies grabbing my ass.
OP may seem like a troll but he's kinda right. I'm a high functioning autist and I manged to get a GF for a year and a half and fucked one prostitute. If I can do it, you can too /robots/. Idon'tbelieve in you.
>>27255774
I didn't go looking for a foreigner. She liked my profile on okcupid. Also I don't need a virgin but its a huge bonus.
>>27255205
I am Filipino and a whole lot of us here are fucking hypocrites.
>>27255691
I didn't mention having a job but I do think it's pretty important to have some source of income in addition to being able to function as a social person and not being disgustingly unfit.
Doesn't have to be a good, well-paying job as long as you're not NEET.
Once you have all three I believe it's much easier to get a woman than you think, but just having one out of three is not enough. I've had a job for years and going out to interact with people, never helped me in the slightest.
>>27255422
Yes, this, I've noticed it recently. I lost a bunch of weight, started working out a bit. Oddly enough I only just noticed it. I was on a bus, at front was a woman and when she got up she looked straight at me and smiled.
It helped when I talked to the bus driver when I got on, I used to get hit on somewhat in high school but I never did anything due to severe shyness. Around my friends I opened up.
After school/in college I only liked one girl.
All in all this is all screwed up, only because it has so long.
>>27254615
You fuggen normalfags don't know nuffins! LEAVE MY BOARD NORMIES!!!!! GO BACK TO NORMIEBOOK WHERE U BELONG REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27254615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o
>>27255205
Why should it make him feel anything? I know Christian girls who like to cook, baby sit, are homeschooled, and don't believe in dating instead believing in traditional parent-supervised courtship. Basically all the r9k fantasies you normos like to pretend don't really exist. What does it matter?
>>27254675
>girls go to bars alone
wut
Most people here barely leave the house. How do you expect to get laid if you don't even meet any women?
>>27255146
>you will never be that guy who got lucky and dates his neighbour or
>you will never be that guy who dates his childhood friend's qt3.14 cousin
>you will never be that guy who got a job through nepotism and who met his gf there
all you need is being ugly and this alone might make you stay a virgin for a lifetime, unless you'd become desperate enough to get an escort to fuck you for money.
>>27254954
holy shit dude
are you me
not going to highschool destroyed me
blicksbloxbloox
>>27255927
Autism is mostly a meme here, most people who post here suffer from extreme social anxiety. Autists are the complete polar opposite, but it occasionally manifests the same way.
22 here
I felt like killing myself every night I spent alone until I reached 18.
Now it's too late to lose my virginity at the height of my hormonal drive.
Sex will never be as good as it could have been.
Why bother?
