>be 26
>tfw too old for college life
>tfw too old for partying
>tfw too old to hang out with friends
>tfw time feels faster as I get older
>time moves foward endlessly yet you stand ever still
>>27253212
26 is the new 19
>>27253416
I don't think so anon. Most of my 26 year old high school classmates are married and have at least one child.
>>27253212
It could be worse. You could be married and then your life would really be over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwZ76wl4Lo
Go get a PhD or better yet enter a master's program. I was in a HR master's and they weren't quite undergrad levels but they partied hard every Thursday-Saturday. It was basically like a 2nd undergrad.
>another thread about material problems
Sigh, anon theres so much more to the universe...
>low density posters
>>27253819
26 year old fag here.
Im still living with my mom. Everyone I went to high school with is married and has at least one kid. I'm pretty sure my mom is embarrassed of me. She stopped asking when I'm going to have children. My bully is now a doctor and is making bank. I'm going to end it soon.
Take my advice, it never gets better.
>>27254290
you sound like a women
>>27253819
So? My dick is married to my butt and they still get together once a day to cook up a bowl off piss 'n shit.
>>27253212
Get younger friends. Unless you look like an oldfag, they won't realize you're an old fuck.
>>27253920
What else is there to the universe?
>>27254344
>ending it because your competition has a better career
>woman
No mate, a woman would only end it if they were too ugly for sex, which explains why they are only 20% of all suicides.
so it is really all over when you're 26?
>>27255283
yes, semen is really all over your face when you visit 26 meadow lane (your father's house).
>>27255283
Not over but it's all downhill from there.
None of that (except the last thing) is true, OP.
