Tinder sucks
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Fuck tinder. I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to this.
>>27252806
You're just autistic. Give up on dating because it's a waste of time and effort unless you're 10/10 Chad.
>>27252806
Sex. I'm referring to sex.
Exactly like that
Women are retarded and you have to often explicitly state your intentions
"Let's meet up and I'll show you what I mean"
>>27252806
"Then you're an idiot, I don't waste my time with retards, bye"
>>27252825
>Sex. I'm referring to sex.
that would be extremely awkward
>>27252826
>Women are retarded and you have to often explicitly state your intentions
Oh boy. They're only retarded if they look like you. If you're handsome they know exactly what your double entendre's mean.
At least you get matches and messages, you whining fuck.
>>27252919
She's clearly of the low-IQ persuasion. She won't even understand it's awkward.
>>27252827
Alright I'll try that, thanks ano,
>>27252827
Gave it a try. Ill see if she responds. Prob won't. Fuck this app.
>>27252954
Only match i've gotten so far, who responded at least
>>27253040
>OMG, ANON! That sounds so creepy. Never message me again.
>screencaps phone
>posts on reddit's creepy messages
I can't believe the audacity of this, creep! Who does he think he is!
>>27253082
Hopefully that does not happen
>>27253082
If OP were a Chad version:
>hmm, but what exactly would you do to me?
>siound hot. you made me wet
>I'd ride your dick till it gets soviet red
>YOUR BIG WILLY. IN MY LITTLE LEELA. NOW.
>>27252919
For youofuckingriginal
>>27253040
If you don't send her this message you're an official cuck. It's acceptable and mainstream enough that she might even get nostalgic and laugh XD
>What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
>>27252806
Why dont you just be normal and ask her about her day?
bitches like this make it embarrassing to be a woman
Jesus fucking Christ. Listen a women knows what your implying. But the game is that you have to be explicit. Women have much more droubles being explicit in their games, that is why imature men think women are retarded when they themselfs actually dont fucking understand how much of a faggot theyre acting like.
