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Someone to talk to edition
Anyone up desu?
https://discord.gg/0tTP68lFXHD5Kcla
Join my discord group you fucking cunts
About to finish my 15 hour shift lads. Bed is waiting for a glorious 7 hours before I have to get up and do it again.
>>27252921
I fucked up lads. Stayed up all night playing vidya not realizing how early I have to get my coach tomorrow. No time to sleep now, have to get packed, showered and sort some stuff around the house. It's gonna be a shitty, sleepless long day of travelling. At least I'll see my mum again :')
>>27253531
>15 hour shift
I could never work that long. Seems like all you'd be doing is work and then sleep. No time for anything else. Depressing life.
>>27253584
What were you playing mate?
>>27253622
Smite with an old friend I haven't spoken to in ages. Pretty shit game but we had fun
Late night or early morning for you?
A HOY
PRETTY DEAD THIS MORNING
WAKE UP I'M BORED
MNGFVGNF
Gonna go for a good ol morning spliff in the cold morning breeze who here /comfystoner/?
WHY AM I UP ITS TOO EARLY
>>27255561
It's half 8 you mong
How's the EU referendum coming, lads? I can't wait to cast my postal vote.
>tfw out of bed before midday on a weekend
It just feels wrong
Went out for a curry last night and drank far too much wine lads. Woke up this morning with a bad stomach wanting to die. These are not the feels I anticipated for my Saturday morning.
>>27256136
>>27256147
for what reason did you delete this?
>>27256199
Typo lad, and it was driving me fucking bonkers.
About to start an 8 hour shift when I didnt even sleep
I just lay there for like 6 hours without sleeping at all
What do? I feel like shit now
>tfw got a job working in a petrol station overnight
cannot wait desu
Hope you lads are getting enough sleep and water. It helps quite a bit
>>27256665
Well done la. Sounds pretty comfy.
What's the plan for later lads? Want to go to the gym but also just want to stay in bed playing bloodborne desu.
Anyone fancy doing one of those Hunger Games things?
I'm happy to run it.
>>27256758
sure
yuffrdhgf
>>27256762
Alright, we need 24 nominations. Keep them /britfeel/ or British related please.
I'll get the ball rolling with Lauren Mayberry.
Post nominations WITH PICTURE or they won't count.
This is the face of the man who will take all your benefits
>>27256785
cara dev
>>27256785
Emma Blackery
I got really drunk last night and I'm still throwing up now but my vomit is like nearly all water.
What should I do?
>>27256817
You need a picture.
>>27256655
such a comfy job, I did it for a while
>>27256836
are cara
>>27256852
Cheers lad. Cara's in, that makes our 3rd entry.
>>27256828
smoke some weed
origina commentalis
>>27256785
Fake Taxi
>>27256828
> but my vomit is like nearly all water.
It's just your body getting rid off all the excess alcohol you drank like a retard.
Going to have to let it pass. Won't last too long.
Dj gig last night, did no work, got free drinks, got paid, stole a bottle of JD, good times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D80VLeOivJM
>>27253649
Nice lad. I play smite too. Been playing with mybf. Pretty fun.
>>27256785
Obscure youtuber, CharleyReads
>>27256785
60's Sean Connery
>>27256940
>no picture
Can you read?
>>27256785
Ricky Gervais senpai
>>27256947
no I cant why?
>>27256954
No picture, no entry.
Luckily for you, I'm in a good mood, and I like the entry.
>>27256785
Amir
Amir will put all the competitors on his list
>>27256785
Idris Elba
We're up to 9 entries now lads. I'll permit people putting more than one in, if it gets the ball rolling faster.
CONFIRMED SO FAR:
>Lauren Mayberry
>Emma Blackery
>Cara Delevingne
>Fake Taxi
>CharleyReads
>Sean Connery
>Ricky Gervais
>Amir
>Idris Elba
I'm going to put Iain Duncan Smith in.
>>27256987
*amer
Fuck you robot, you know damn well that was fine
>>27257020
>I'll permit people putting more than one in
kek as if you can tell. I've submitted 6 of those.
>>27257020
Corbyn, keeper of the bennies
>>27257020
Jezza K, he'd stomp the shit out of poleaboo
>>27256785
Let's see how Nigel Farage fares.
>>27257053
WHY DON'T YOU GET OF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB?
>>27257052
>no picture
>>27257053
>>27257055
You're both in.
>>27257053
WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GO AN GET A JOB
>>27257067
Helen Flanagan
Need something proper comfy to watch lads
Amazon/Netflix preferable
>>27256785
Anjem Choudary
Amir and this man will take over.
>>27257020
I reckon liz has still got it in her
>>27257101
peaky blinders
>>27257095
The fuck have they done to her face in that picture? It looks so weird.
>>27257101
arrested development is probably the comfiest show famalamalamlamalambamboom
>>27257101
Define comfy. Easy to watch or what?
>>27257067
A Yorkshire Pudding
>>27256785
The man with the expressionless face
Aka Harold Shipman
lads i signed up for bet365 for the horses and developed an instant gambling addiction, lost all my money, got two lucky bets and made 15 quid back... started playing the fucking fruit machines on there.... went up to 30 fucking quid... couldn't believe my luck, couldn't stop playing...
... i've got 5p now
>>27257183
ah it seems you've had a bit of bad luck there goy! here, have a 10 pound free bet on us for being such a gulli- I err mean such a LOYAL customer!
17 SPOTS FILLED FOR HUNGER GAMES
>Lauren Mayberry
>Emma Blackery
>Cara Delevingne
>Fake Taxi
>CharleyReads
>Sean Connery
>Ricky Gervais
>Amir
>Idris Elba
>Iain Duncan Smith
>Jeremy Kyle
>Nigel Farage
>Helen Flanagan
>Anjem Choudary
>Queen Elizabeth II
>A Yorkshire Pudding
>Harold Shipman
6 Female, 9 Male, 2 Other
7 SPOTS REMAINING
>>27257183
The house always wins.
>>27257224
it's mad cos i'm not the addictive type... chain smoking when outdoors never led to smoking addiction... drugs i tried never led to addiction... drinking too... but i put down one 15 quid deposit and just went full spackers
>>27257183
>lost all my money
How much?
>>27257232
JACOB REES-MOGG
>>27257232
William Marshal, 1st Earl of Pembroke
>>27257252
>>27257254
You've both made the cut. 5 spots remaining. Might be good to get another girl or two.
>>27257232
Bobby on the beat
Lads, the pizza tracker on dominoes is doing that sleeping animation thing and out for delivery is now blue/completed but no pizza. Should I be worried? I'm too much of an aspie to be able to call them.
>>27257245
>muh endorphins
>>27257283
rachel riley
>>27257283
robin hood
>>27257245
How much have you lost now?
>>27257302
>>27257309
Both in.
TWO SPOTS REMAINING.
>>27257327
get French and Saunders in as the last two
>>27257232
Raoul Moat
>>27257324
not much desu. i put down a starting bet of 15 quid, worked through that while winning 15 quid and getting that 25.00 free credit, so i've only lost 20 quid out of my own pocket. that's what's so weird about it, i'm a huge jew with my money and that's how i manage to have 4k in the bank despite earning a shit wage and living alone. i didn't lose much money, it's more how grim it feels to know i'm vulnerable to shit like that.
>>27257183
m8 shouldve bet on the horses, i turned 15 quid into 200 just by doing 1-5 pound bets
>>27257356
i did bet on the horses, i only put down 50p type bets sprinkled around and lost every fucking one. my winners were on the footy - juve to win and both teams to score (75p, cashed out around 8 quid) and put a quid on there being exactly 8 corners in man u vs pool and got 7 quid lol.
>>27257101
Daredevil season 2 is out now on Netflix.
>>27257353
sorry, i should say it's 20 quid cos at the end of my rollercoaster ride on the fruits i put in a hail mary fiver and hoped i'd get a big payoff
>>27257232
Derek Bird
>>27257232
Madeline Mccann
>>27257344
Raoul Moat IS IN
ONE SPOT REMAINING
>>27257327
MARY BERRY
fucking bent hunger games ruining conversation
>>27257386
>>27257386
mary poppins should go in
As soon as I get home from work I sleep for 12 hours? Is this a symptom of something? I want to join the army I don't want to be medically unfit
>>27257402
lets talk about willies
>>27257383
WE HAVE OUR LIST.
>Lauren Mayberry
>Emma Blackery
>Cara Delevingne
>Fake Taxi
>CharleyReads
>Sean Connery
>Ricky Gervais
>Amir
>Idris Elba
>Iain Duncan Smith
>Jeremy Kyle
>Nigel Farage
>Helen Flanagan
>Anjem Choudary
>Queen Elizabeth II
>A Yorkshire Pudding
>Harold Shipman
>Jacob Rees-Mogg
>William Marshall
>A Bobby on the Beat
>Rachel Riley
>Robin Hood
>Raoul Moat
>Derrick Bird
Please stand by whilst I set everything up.
>>27257232
Nigel Farage how do I play?
>>27257408
depression la x
>>27257408
nah lad, probably just being tired combined with depression. I'd sleep 16 hours a day if I could.
Pick your district lads, we're going live.
>>27257438
who /District 6/ here
We /b/feel now
>>27257438
12, easy decision
>>27257430
>>27257425
I was gonna say thank fuck for that but maybe not
It's like my last two years of school. I'd go home and sleep until the next day. Awful stuff lads.
>>27257438
I'm going to post this in stages, especially in days where a lot happens.
>playing civ v
>Bismarcks troops appear on my border
>mill around for about 5 turns
>lesweatyman.exe
>declares war on america instead
ayyy
>>27257473
Not many big deaths so far.
>>27257487
bit haram
>>27257487
Queen's clearly going to be running medic in this one
>>27257438
Come on amir lad, do us proud
>>27257487
Fucking ricky being attacked by a grill. Step it up lad.
>>27257487
COME ON NIGE
>>27257502
DEATHS:
>William Marshall
>Emma Blackery
>>27257519
>Derrik Bird finds a bag of explosives
That taxi driver is fucked lads
>Amir runs away
Lel
>>27257519
Fucking Amir.
>>27257438
Come on 11
>>27257487
>Anjem protecting Atheist Ricky
I don't bloody think Sharia allows it, mates.
>>27257543
Anjem Choudary has already decided all the women are absolutely haram.
COME ON RAOUL MOAT DO IT LAD
>>27257555
>what is aqiya
>>27257557
Not too much happening here.
>>27257499
its well haram
>>27257543
KEK SHACK
>>27257571
Couldn't fit this in anywhere else.
>>27257568
You tell me, Mohammad, I've never heard of it.
>>27257577
>Amir teaming up with the granny killer
>>27257587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
>>27257591
CONNERY DOWN.
>>27257591
Bobby's losing his mind
someone get him out of there!
>>27257598
Now I know what it is, your typo made me think it was something else.
>>27257603
DEATHS:
>Emma Blackery
>William Marshall
>Jacob Rees-Mogg
>Rachel Riley
>Sean Connery
>>27256825
I used to watch her ages ago, then she got popular and become a typical cringy vlogger
>Work in a team with a smaller subset of just three of us, me, a girl and my boss
>Boss is constantly quizzing girl as to why she wouldn't date me and she says we're at different stages of my life and he keeps saying it's only a few years apart
>He has previously said if I flirted with her I'd have got the job easier from the interview
>She once complimented me and he made a joke about what it'd be like to have sex with her.
Why does he do this? It's like he's pushing her to want to like me even though I've shown 0 interest.
>>27256785
The dark destoyer
>>27257611
Ankle sprains very much the key here.
>>27257634
I'm not sure who's killed who between Charley and Helen there. Will update the death list as soon as it's confirmed.
>>27257630
t. slow retard
>>27257645
Fruit is NOT haram.
>>27257629
that sounds really unpleasant for the girl
>>27257629
he knows your a virgin lad, he's just trying to help you out.
>>27257634
>Police chasing Poleaboo
fitting
>>27257634
Amir running from police. Fucking perfect. I'm in tears.
>>27257645
Helen was just like a real women on a survival program.
>Given free shit and supplies by a betabux sponsor
>Still can't even make a fire and sleeps in the cold
>Dies
>>27257658
>>27257661
It's weird because I've told him I've got a gf and everytihng and I don't seem beta, he seems to keep implying that she (because she has no bf) must want to sleep with me etc
>>27257655
DEATHS:
>Emma Blackery
>William Marshall
>Jacob Rees-Mogg
>Rachel Riley
>Sean Connery
>Helen Flanagan
(Next update is a fucking cracker)
>>27257685
cara is a good lass
>>27257685
JEREMY KYLE HITS THE LIE DETECTOR. MULTI-KILL.
>>27257677
dont people get done for sexual harassment these days if they act like that
>>27257702
Farage 1 - 0 Haram
>>27257703
She's pretty bad for it too, she always says about men that 'I would' and stuff so she's not arsed.
It seems like he either thinks she fancies me or he's just trying to make it awkward but she doesn't say she's not attracted to me just she wouldn't date me because I'm a bit 'immature' for her because I'm a few years younger.
It's a bit weird
>>27257725
What is it with this thing and sprained ankles?
>>27257743
Current Status:
District 6 STRONG
Only 2 women standing.
Jeremy Kyle leads on kills.
>>27257743
>losing a fight to a yorkshire pudding
>>27257739
is she fit. do you stare at the ass when she goes to make a cuppa
>>27257782
>Robin Hood quietly hums.
The quiet before the storm.
>>27257782
Pretty light on the death today lads.
>>27257784
This is the thing, she's not remotely fit. She's a bit chubby but could probably be very cute if she wasn't, but she is chubby so it's redundant.
My gf is miles better and I'd never look twice at somebody like her, so I'm not sure if she just does it as a 'look I'm overconfident' type thing
>>27257796
>Dysentery
>IDS and Amir bromance
It's all kicking off now.
>>27257813
>Yorkshire Pudding going HAM
>Only remaining woman is a literally who youtube "personality"
>>27257829
District 4 are holding on here. Could be a shock victory for Amir on the cards.
>>27257852
Not a lot to say here.
>>27257868
Again, nothing to say.
holding out for bobby or nige
>>27257880
There's a feast. The only thing happening is Amir scaring off Robin Hood.
Fucked up again, laddies
>sent a phishing link to her friend via her account
>blocked her friend from replying to the message and deleted the conversation thread
>messed with the security settings
>got locked out of the account
>her friend hasn't clicked the phishing link
Fuck, she's going to know something is up and change the password, I lost what little I have and I'm even more fucked if the girls start talking and sooner or later she is going to discover that her friend has been mysteriously blocked
>>27257898
Not a fan of this
>>27257908
waheeyyy cya
>>27257908
>posting in /brit/ and /brit/feel
fuck off
>>27257898
>Farage dies like a pussy
>No women left alive
>A fucking yorkshire pudding is still standing
>Amir is now armed
>>27257937
Another "nobody dies" episode
>>27257944
Robin Hood just slept. Not worth a separate post.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
She changed her fucking password
NOW I HAVE NOTHING
>>27257937
I like this development
It wasn't even that I got greedy, I just made stupid moves relating to the security settings
fuck, if she investigates then this will expose me
>>27257955
DERRICK, YOU SHIT.
>>27257908
fucking creep cunt
Did hit rank 5 on Hearthstone last night though so it's not all bad
>>27257974
They can't prove shit though, gotta burn everything to the ground
>>27257967
Sorry, missing that image.
>>27257986
oh, are you poleaboo? god, the worst people never consider suicide.
>>27257993
Just gonna churn through this now.
>>27258020
Mostly because literally nothing is happening.
>>27258032
just post the winner you cunt
>>27257908
Get lost ya dirty paki.
>>27258032
Yeah, I'm bored of this now lads.
A Yorkshire Pudding set Amir on fire with a Molotov, only to die of hypothermia the next day.
Bobby speared IDS for the win.
>>27258069
BOBBY WINS
>>27258069
Here's the stats.
This was shit.
>tfw when get superliked by a qt on tinder
>tfw she has a lot of the same tastes in things as you do
>tfw she is your literal waifu
Life is finally getting good
In other news, my normie friend tried to kill himself last night
>>27258081
No way to turn up then bloodshed?
>>27258088
Hopefully that superlike was genuine
I hope your normie friend is ok
>>27257986
We have screenshots from the chat last night senpai.
You're fucked desu
>>27258043
the king should not wear a crown around crows
>in thorns
>>27258195
I've got one of him threatening to kill KentAnon.
>>27258195
Goodbye, lads
>>27258231
about fucking time you offed yourself
Afternoon lads, Could you post your waifu to cure my hangover please.
>24
>seriously considering joining army
>was gonna join at 18 but didn't
>regret it very much
>stuck in current decent paying job that I FUCKING HATE
>going nowhere
>tedious and monotonous day in day out
>pretty fit already
I can't think or any good reason not to other than the money to begin with will suck but If I'm always deployed and not at home I won't really care about money. Plus I still live at home.
Was going to join with my mate when we were 18 and didn't. He did and fucking loves it.
Only thing that worries me is if I quit my job, something happens in BT such as an injury or some underlying health condition, I can't complete it and I'm out of the job
>>27258231
wew britchan
>444
>>27258231
please do, your whole life is harassing innocent people and ruining their lives.
>>27258231
At least go to prison first mate. You'll lose your virginity in there
>>27258287
stone islands are bad tattoos from bars m80
>>27258266
Are you going to join as an officer?
>>27258266
Same here lad.
Decent paying job but can't stand it and makes me want to suicide.
YOu have no mortgage to pay or kids to support, what are you worried about?
>>27258306
>YOu have no mortgage to pay or kids to support, what are you worried about?
Do you have both those?
>>27258302
>would i skin a cat
>but not till tomorrow
9you0
>>one more last night
>>27258195
Derrick Bird killed my ex's boyfriend lel hope he wins
>>27258298
Sorry i don't follow mate
>>27258302
Nope.
>>27258306
I honestly can't see me doing it for another 5 years, nevermind another 45.
Having a meat feast pulled pork pizza 12 inch i got from Morrisons for 2 quid
>>27258317
No but I am due to finish my job within the next couple of months to take a complete risk on a job I think I will like
>>27258349
So go for it lad
>tumblr
we got to the point i think they know where ad adeais go oasis out side
>>27258143
Yeah I asked her, and she said it was
He's fine, I think. Just cut his leg up a load. He got massively drunk last night and fell into a depressive coma because of how lonely he was
Despite having had 4/5 girlfriends. I've only ever been on two dates, closest I got was a hug both times. And I haven't cut myself to pieces yet.
>>27258258
I hope her smile brightens your morning lad
>>27258258
Hungover from your normie party lad? :^)
still drunk lads
>sorry, im really sorry.
>>27258349
>I honestly can't see me doing it for another 5 years, nevermind another 45.
I don't understand how so many people can work decade after decade, day in, day out.
I always end up getting a job and then quitting after about 6-8 months because I can't deal with it. The thing is, not all of these jobs were even shit minimum wage stuff. Two of them were good jobs, one being very good money and something society considers 'high status'. But even the money and social status wasn't enough. It's still work. I still left it. How can so much of the world work forever? I don't understand.
I wish I was rich enough to be a comfortable neet. I would sell my soul to the devil and do horrendous shit if it meant I would become rich overnight.
>>27258399
yes, lots of vodka, halo and talking about sex.
>>27258411
Same here. Snogged a fat married bird again last night. Messy.
ASDA or ALDI? Serious question lads
>>27258431
This,
I have a job in 'Public Affairs' which is dealing with MPs and the government etc and people always respect me and say how interesting it sounds but even with good money I can't fucking stand it, it's suicide inducing.
Preferred being a NEET but I just worry that one day I'll want a mortgage so can't bring myself to quit
>>27258388
>tfw trying to get the courage to ask her out
>>27258431
Yep I'm leaving my job for another one, I'll probably hate my new one after a few months so I'll start looking again. I feel its going to be a mistake moving from my parents house
>>27258266
>robots obeying orders
LOL. Plus you'd get bummed in the army, mate.
>>27258453
You job sounds like its way better than anything I'll get I >>27258475 fell for the work in software meme
>>27258497
Na.
>Montior what goes on in Parliament
>Make briefings on it for people earning more money than I ever will
>Write letters back to MPs
>Occasionally meet them to talk and have lunch
It sounds grand but it's fucking awful
Wish I could sit behind a computer all day
>>27258474
Just do it mate. Nothing to lose
>>27258338
he killed clarkie lad?
>>27258528
Staring at a computer screen all day with the only sound being my boss eating or people typing at keyboards its fucking dire. Its like being trapped in a time loop each day lasts forever.
>>27258528
Keep working at it and soon you'll be able to get government support for /britfeel/
We need a codeword for you to say if you ever run for office so i know who to cote for.
>>27258528
how did you get that lad? Want to get into that sort of work
>>27258561
>boss does this really wet lip smacking sound when he eats, can hear his tongue swilling against the back of his teeth
>then scratch your coin with a finger nail to the point to scratch a bitch
GOSH MIC
>>27258572
3 years at university plus an internship.
>>27258597
>crunching crisps
>then another bag
>slurping on soup
even fucking sandwiches he makes a load of chomping noise
>wheezing on his mouth fedora
>>27258609
I graduate in July but never did an internship
so are you in the public sector then?
smiler the normie masher demands blood
>>27258636
Ignore that lad it's not me. I'll type up a proper response now before that bender lies again
>>27258680
Could atleast rename it The Crippler
>>27258561
At least you can just shitpost though?
I always have to wait for some obscure announcement relative to my company so I can write a briefing to circulate and cunts in the business who have no power/ relatively obscure jobs who aren't affected by legislation will email back asking things even though
a) it doesn't affect them
b) I don't care
c) they think I'm a legal expert
>>27258569
My codeword will definitely be 'I feel like an everyday working Briton'. I'm going to work in Parliament hopefully at the end of this year.
>>27258572
I went to uni, studied politics (predictable), but things like history, economics etc also work.
Rang around local MP offices whilst at uni and asked to come in for a week or two
Graduated and couldn't get a job. Rang around MPs again, got some longer MP experience, kept narrowly missing out on MP jobs, applied for public affairs jobs and got one.
It's relatively straight forward, just ask MPs to let you work for free in their office and ask to work at a political communications or consultancy company and then apply for jobs that are 'government relations/public affairs/ political consultancy/analyst' and you'll get one.
It's competitive to get started but once you get in it's easy to get loads of other jobs as companies always care about what the government is doing no matter whether it is a recession or not
I work private sector which means I get bonuses quarterly of up to 1k, a free laptop, Iphone, Ipad, fuel expenses, trips both by train and plane around the UK and occasionally abroad. A few free meals and the like.
I want to work for an MP though so I can sell my soul and become one myself so I'll be quitting soon for abotu the same pay but none of the benefits. Usually people who've worked for MPs who want to get out come and do public affairs but I'm swapping it about.
Pros:
People respect you when you say what you do, although most people don't understand what you do
(cont)
>>27258860
like I said I'm graduating in july with a degree in politics, could be a 1st but probably a 2.1
yeah I've been recommended to do work >FOR FREE for MPs before so i'll try and do that
your job sounds great with regards to the benefits, giz a job
>I wait for the stick to be stuck.
>>27258636
>>27258860
Pros continued :
>there is a lot of earning potential. Lots of jobs average at about 30-40k but once you get senior or managerial this goes from 50k up to over 100k
>Lots of cool shit to see and people to meet. Getting the train to London or flying to Brussels can be exciting when you get to waltz in and meet important people
>Lots of nice perks as your job is important to companies
>Relatively good job security as listed above, even companies making cutbacks always want strong lobbying otherwise it becomes redundant
>If you remotely care about politics it's pretty easy, you mostly monitor stuff you'd read about anyway and occasionally when it gets subject specific you have to just read and put it into layman's terms for briefings for normie colleagues
Cons:
>People don't understand what you do and sometimes thnik public affairs means you deal with the public when in fact it's the last thing you'd do
>People instantly assume you're some sort of devious politician or evil lobbyist
>Morons in the company think you're a legal expert and will chase you up about briefings asking very technical and specific things which you are not meant to know, nor have any chance of, but will get upset when you inform them you're not the legal department
>Your work is important as a lot of govenrment regulation affects the very top of the company and those beyond such as shareholders etc, so you constantly have to be on the ball and often interact with very senior people or produce work for them. This can be good as it gives you a quick path to the top or bad because it can seem like a lot of pressure.
Other:
>It's not all roses, wish I was brave enoguh to go back to being NEET
>I hate most days
>I want to go work in London
>I still live at home but just save my moeny
>>27258860
>At least you can just shitpost though?
Are you kidding. Not only do I think most sites like this are blocked and even if they weren't I would get fired when they snooped on my logs as they would.
My boss can see my screen from his desk and another boss can just wander in unannounced all the time. I have justify all of my time too
I have to pretend to be busy all day
Your job sounds like heaven don't throw it away
>>27258899
It is but you have to sell your soul and intern FOR FREE with MPs which sucks dick and I was lucky because usually you have to work for an MP for years beforehand before you can get into these jobs, but it's definitely worth the crawling around the floor begging to send letters in an office - even if it doesn't feel like it at the time.
I know there's a lad here who works for an MP somewhere, we might be meeting for a pint should I end up working for one toward the end of this year.
If you graduate and get stuck and still want some advice you're more than welcome to come provided you don't take pictures and you're not an autist moron
>>27258933
it sounds fucking perfect bro
like I said, you go NEET and I'll take your job
>>27258934
Wew that's pretty shite, how do I get a comfy job where I just get called to fix basic shit for tech illiterate people once a day, like school IT guy?
>>27258964
I think I've oversold it a bit. Meeting MPs isn't always fun and they can be cunts, plus there can be a lot of awkwardness or pressure to make sure they stay happy.
I don't know how such a sperg like me lucked into it but that's another thing
>>27258964
>>27259012
>how do I get a comfy job where I just get called to fix basic shit for tech illiterate people once a day, like school IT guy?
These jobs are hard to get, you need connections. IT support has been turned into a service industry by HR and women you need to be a woman or chad
And then its not very well paid
>just paid some Polish people 6 GBP to clean my car when I could have done it myself
Capitalism is one hell of a drug
>>27258258
Folder for her hit 200 last night lads, planning on bringing it up to 300 soon.
>>27258554
Well, I asked her
And she straight up ignored the message. Kept talking about other things
Not sure what do to. If she saw the message and is blanking it I don't want to harass her. But if she just didn't see it, I need to ask her again
>>27258258
Nymph says she hopes you feel better but also that you're a bit of a normie for going out and partying all night.
>>27259099
she was such a nice young girl, now she is looking more like a slut with every post.
>>27258860
>I feel like an everyday working Briton'
Thats not a meme mate
>>27259169
What do you mean lad. She is pure as can be.
>>27259147
Keep talking i guess. If it dies it dies
>>27259212
Just asked her again, she said yes
Literally doing it boys
Never been this excited before
>>27259228
congratulations. now got the fuck off this board normie scum.
>>27259228
Fuck sake lads
I asked her if she saw it and she said yes, so I got excited and thought she meant yes she wants to get with me and I said how excited I was nd happy she felt the same.
She said 'anon calm down, I meant yes I saw it but sorry I don't think I meant it like you think I did'
FUCK
>>27259308
It's ok lad, you can stay then.
