>go to a bullshit community college for 2 years
>become a Pediatric nurse at a quaint pediatric clinic
>put a thermometer in a kid faking sick to avoid school
>$63,000 starting, easy, non-gross nursing opportunities that range from $80k on after a few years
So, how come you won't follow my lead?
with a few years as a 2 year degree nurse, you can go on to make around $70k-$80k+ as a 'nurse manager' or as a nurse that makes sure the hospital is functioning at a healthy environment
It's engineer salary range without melting your brain. Take the medical pill, bros
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licensed_practical_nurse
>>27252401
I feel like I saw this thread before somewhere
>>27252401
Where were you like 4 years ago familia, I'm about to finish a business degree and know almost for a fact it's going to be a struggle to find a job.
>>27252401
lol this literally doesn't happen.
OP is retarded.
>>27252611
right, the medical field is like a guaranteed job bro. Hospitals are if anything understaffed
>>27252682
in america it does, yes
I'm a police officer and I make $89,000 per year without overtime.
>>27252401
I was looking at nursing today as a career on my university website. There is nothing really I want to do and I don't want to settle for welding as a career. Can you tell me a bit more about it? Just some basics of the schooling? I didn't do well in school at all but i finished it.
>>27252950
I was also looking into police work but I feel my background as someone who looked at a lot of cp would backfire the entire thing and land me a few years so I am scared away from it.
>>27252401
because i would rather be an EMT making bullshit and loving my job than a faggot nurse. no offense tho, i know you guys are a crucial part of the system, i just personally would not want to work in a hospital. Pic unrelated (although it's what i imagine the kitchen of every hospital looks like kek)
>>27252401
Dude, OP, you don't get it.
I can make cash easily. I just can't get a girlfriend.
>>27252401
>getting a career in something you dont particularly care for just because it pays decent
>>27253087
Literally every STEMcuck is doing this right now.
The health bubble will come to a close when the boomers die out though, enjoy it while you can wagies.
>>27252401
LPN 63k starting...HA.
More like...
>get 4 year bachelor degree in cutthroat nursing program
>graduate and take 50-60k per year shit nursing job (have to start off somewhere)
>develop back problems
>go back to school for another 2 years to become NP
>find stressful nurse manager job that pays 80k
>>27252401
Fuck australia sucks. I want to move to the US
Nursing degree here will take 3 years, yeah it's a confirmed job, but you make about 50k dollaridoos which is like 35k usd. Also, pay for nurses caps around 80k aud (like 55k usd) after 10 yr exp.
Living expenses in sydney are equivalent to the most expensive US cities too
JUST
Doing trade school for xray tech good idea?
>>27252401
>nurse
>be responsible for everyone else bullshit
>normies constantly trying to fuck with you and get you fired
No thank you. Either STEM or shotgun to head.
Solid plan OP, but as for myself, I'd rather carry on with entrepreneurship and getting a psychology degree to fall back on and/or use as supplemental income by doing online therapy for $200 AUD/hour.
>>27252401
>Take the medical pill, bros
Already have. I'm gonna be a doctor.
>>27253760
Yeah. If you actually want to do that.
>>27253071
That's pretty real, man.
>>27253024
>I feel my background as someone who looked at a lot of cp would backfire the entire thing and land me a few years
So you became a PEDIATRIC nurse?
>>27253046
I love and appreciate people like you. EMT's don't get paid or thanked nearly enough. Especially flight paramedics. Holy fuck, do they work for nothing.
why bother if you can live the superior NEET life?
>>27252611
There are always jobs for people with a business degree. Check angel.co for jobs in your area, and if there are none, then you can find plenty of advertising, marketing, sales, business development, and customer relations jobs that can be done 100% remotely. What is your major?
>>27252401
Riley is that you bruh?
>>27252401
Because nursing is full of single moms who want to push for nurse practitioners to become considered equal to doctors. They're liberal as fuck. You do not want to deal with how shitty women can be.
