>"Hello?"
>"Hey Dad"
>"Oh, Anon..."
>"How's it going Dad?"
>"What do you want?"
>"I'm just calling to see how you and Mom were doing, Dad"
>"You want money?"
>"I don't want money, Dad,"
>"You can't move back in with us, boy,"
>"Jesus, Dad, I'm wanted to talk to you and Mom, it's literally been a year."
>"Well, we've been great ever since you left, thanks for asking."
>"Dad, I just want to talk"
>"Then talk, boy!"
That's where I just gave up and hung up the phone
Why are fathers dicks?
>>27251977
Why didn't you just start talking faggot
>>27251987
Because it was obvious that he didn't want me to
my father is a sullen, quiet robot type. he tries to form a relationship with me but we're both too quiet and depressed for anything to be established
>>27252002
My father is the tall jock from high school who bullied kids like me. When it became clear to him that I wasn't going to be a sports guy, he transferred all his parenting efforts towards my younger brother, who is a sports kid.
>>27251977
Why'd he say you can't move back in? Did they kick you out?
Damn, its a cold world man and you only got yourself. I really don't value life anymore, I just don't care. I want it to end.
>>27252023
I moved back in a year after I dropped out of college. I spent a year with them, my dad pestering me the entire time because he "never leeched off my parents after I turned 18, no sir!"
I was trying my hardest to find a job and I only stayed with them six months, leaving as soon as I had a job and money to rent a shitty apartment. It was the worst six months of my life, with him constantly putting me down, every single fucking day.
>>27252076
>I spent a year with them
I meant to add a half there,
>>27251977
Ypu are lucky your dad doesn't annoy the shit out of you
>Be me on the computer
>Mom's walks in and starts screaming at me about her panties having a white stain
>Tell her I had to sneeze and that's what I used
>She yells at me more and of course like all asshole parents, tells me to get a job
>I tell her I refuse to work for minimum wage, when I hear about a job with good pay and light work I will take it. Until then leave me the fuck alone
>She tells me she will get my dad
>I tell her go ahead bitch
>She storms out and I finish watching porn
Just happened today. So fucking annoying
>>27252102
wtf senpai, what are you going to do when you get kicked out?
>>27252102
Wtf my man
>>27252135
>>27252136
This is an obvious joke you fucking autists
>>27252166
Do you really think someone would just come onto the internet and lie like that?
>>27251997
No shit, nobody wants to have drawn out conversations over the phone. It's kind of dickish to expect such a thing.
>>27252102
Sage goes in all fields, friends.
>>27252136
>>27252135
Probably going to kill my father and use the inheritance to live the rest of my life. Maybe even drug my mom and have her hook on the side for extra cash
Me and my Dad can spend hours on the phone talking to each other AND he supports Trump.
Sucks to be you guys.
>>27251977
>greentext and quotes
>>27252102
were you cumming in your moms panties?
i don't even know hwat i just read.
>>27252002
I have a similar relationship with my grandfather. I respect him and my mother and my grandmother always tell me I'm just like him but I just can't bond with him, the difference is we don't try.
>>27252212
>Went to gradmother's to celebrate her birthday
>find out everyone from my mother's side are Trumpcore
>actually have a great time with relatives outside of my immediate family
>>27252255
I sneezed and there were no tissues
>>27252293
that's way worse. she probably thinks you were sniffing on them.
>tfw really want to have a kid
>tfw terrified you'll be as abusive a father as your own father was
It's fact that abused kids are more likely to be abusers when they grow up. Perhaps it's for the best that the abuse stops with me.
>>27251977
What the fuck did you do to piss them off?
>>27252338
You can break the cycle, anon. If you think like this you are a good person deep inside
>>27252395
They caught me and my sister having sex, but what's making them really mad is that she is living with me
>>27252395
I'm not the baseball player my father wanted me to be nor the doctor/lawyer/whatever my mother wanted me to be.
I committed the worst crime a child can do against his parents, I disappointed them.
>>27252440
Woops, forgot to mention I also had sex with my sister
>>27252429
Don't give bad advice to pathetic anons.
All abusers realize on some level that what they're doing is wrong, that's why they go to such lengths to hide it from the rest of the world.
Just because you realize that hitting your kids is wrong doesn't mean you won't do it in the heat of the moment, especially when you've grow up with a childhood of being hit yourself.
Don't tell abused people to have kids, that only creates more abused people.
>>27252440
>tfw if you're a failure it's your fault alone
>tfw if you do anything good they take credit for it
>tfw you can't remember the last time they've saidI'm proud of you.
>>27252496
>>tfw you can't remember the last time they've said I'm proud of you
2007, after my high school graduation. That was the last time.
>>27252475
Wow good job you fucking idiot. Of course they know it's wrong, but they don't fucking care that it's wrong. He's a good person for thinking as he is, and being a good person is what it takes to not do what you know is wrong.
>>27252475
>All abusers realize on some level that what they're doing is wrong, that's why they go to such lengths to hide it from the rest of the world.
No they don't. They hide it because they don't want to have problems with the law/teachers/neighbours but they have a shitload of pseudo-justifications to live with that perfectly fine.
>Just because you realize that hitting your kids is wrong doesn't mean you won't do it in the heat of the moment
Abuse is not "hitting your kid in the heat of the moment". Most kids have been beat/slapped/hurt on rare occasions, but they don't really care since they are fully able to understand, even at a young age, that it was an one time thing. Abusers hit their kids because they're sadist piece of shit who consider their kids and/or people in general as tools. Nothing more.
>>27252212
>Whole family, on both my mom and dad's side, are red-blooded conservatives
>Even the black uncle-in-Law and his mulatto daughter who's currently in college
I love my whole family so god damn much
>>27251977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTidDRR8Scg tbqhwyfriend
>>27252212
Fuck off back to /a/
i always wonder why people like OP's parents even had kids in the first place
>>27253777
Probably because there STILL exist countries that think abortion isn't the way of the future.
In the fucking CURRENT YEAR
>>27252429
>If you think like this you are a good person deep inside
Kids don't need parents who are good deep inside, they need parents who are just actually good, on the outside as well as in.
>>27251977
>dad died b4 i was born
>first stepdad is an extreme normie with basically no personality
>the second is a pothead
>i don't live anywhere near the first anymore so we don't really talk anymore
>i just don't talk to the second and we kinda just say "hey" sometimes
>>27256690
>Three dads
Damn, your mom is a slut
