>"Look Anon.. I didn't try and "lead" you to be my BF, I was just trying to help you when it seemed you're at your lowest. THAT'S IT"
>"So now could you please leave Chad and I alon-WOAHH! ANON W-WHAT IS THAT?
>"Anon.. Please.. J-Just.. Calm.. Down.. and drop the weapon.."
>"C-c'mon, you're not going to kill me after all we've been through r-right?"
>"All the hugging experiments, doing each others hair, the t-times you took me out for food and shopping"
>"W-we have a bond~!"
>"..."
>"L-look Anon, if you're going to kill someone..
k-kill me, don't kill Chad my BF because he had nothing to do with this"
what do?
Kill them both, starting with Chad.
>walk them to an alleyway
>shoot the guy in both thighs
>rape the girl
>piss on chad
>kill them both
I guess, I tried to put some more thought into it.
>>27251001
>hugging experiments.
Oh, Honey.... No.
>>27251055
You did well anon.
Shoot Chad in the chest
Rape her right in front of him as he bleeds to death, the last things he ever sees being me raping his GF and the last things he hears being Stacy's sobs and screams and the sound of flesh slapping against flesh as I pound her right in front of her dying Chad BF
When I'm done raping her I shoot Chad in the face if he isn't dead yet. After I stick the barrel of my gun up Stacy's cunt and pull the trigger. Finish her off with a bullet to the brain.
>blow her kneecaps
>rape Chad in front of her
>kill Chad
>let her live as a crippled and traumatized wreck
Shoot her vagina
>>27251001
This sort of shit is why women think you are a creeper and avoid you.
>>27251001
>You betrayed my heart.
>And you both must die for it
>Decapitates Chad in one slice
>She screams as his blood gushes on him
>Your turn roastie
>Leaps into the air and does several front flips
>Slices her in half vertically
>Throws the sword like a boomerang and everyone else dies
>Catches it
>The cops burst through the door
>Now I must return to the shadow realm
>Commits Hara Kiri
>>27251001
I appreciate you letting me finger that used up puss and making out wifh me
You even wanted me to fuck it, so you thrust it at me...no condom, no restraint, no morals
Whether it was out of pity or sone weird twisted beta pleasing fantasy of yours, it doesn't matter
Everybody is going to witness this
*pump a bullet through Chads brain whilse looking Stacey in the eyes and witness the horror I. Her eyes as blood splatters onto her face and into her wide eyes*
*go limp from adrenaline and euphoria, start cackling like a mad man, pacing in circles, ready to pump lead through the next person to move"
If I ever confronted someone with a gun it would be to kill myself in front of them.
>>27251642
>no teleporting
Shit greentext
>>27251642
>my previous actions weren't indicative of any prior interpersonal grievances, my chronological subordinate
>>27252223
One off, goddamn.
it does not look like they are about to be shot, it looks like they are seeing an autist (probably from /tv/) stand up and take a picture with the flash on in the middle of a dark restaurant.
