> go to local applebees
> full of families and kids
> put $10 in the jukebox
> play this song 20 times in a row https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-NcRXK-s4
> sat by the jukebox and yelled at the employees when they tried to turn it off
> after the 4th time it played they gave me a refund and made me leave
I always piss on the toilet paper when i go to the toilets at the mall. Once after i pissed and came back to see if they were changed i saw someone ditch his dirty poo stained briefs beside the toilet.
>>27250071
> go to fast food restaurant
> poo on floor and pick it up with some toilet paper
> smear it all over the walls and door
> some pathetic wageslave has to clean my poo up for $8 an hour
take that normies
>>27250025
>Some random dude and I have been calling people niggers, faggots, sluts and making fun of single mothers on YikYak near a university
>say I am a student there, even though im not
>People complained to the school and now they are having a huge mandatory diversity meeting for the entire campus
Some glorious anon was out there manifesting his meme magic with me in the trenches. Where ever you are, God bless.
>>27250152
Really nice robot, quite a few times I've purposely clogged the toilet with as much TP as i can. I've had many toilets over-fill and leak water everywhere. Another favorite thing of mine is pooping right on the toilet seat.
>>27250152
Nobody cleans up your shit dude. I work at a subways and everytime something similar happens my manager just hires a cleaning company that specializes in human excrement or something like that, and these people make atleast 60k a year, cleaning shit is no joke.
>>27250560
thats why I do it at small family owned stores that dont have the money to pay an outside company to do it
D E V I L I S H
>>27250560
so you're saying they call the FBIthe Fecal Bureau of Investigation
>>27250676
safe, lad
>>27250676
good craic
>>27250676
i had to clean up my dads toilets because shit like this happened by NEET fucks that thought it was funny to shit on the floor and shit on the toilet seat
>>27250676(you)
1999 Toyota Tacoma
>Regular Cab
>2.4L 4-cylinder engine
>Manual 5-speed
>>27250766
And? deal with it. Make yourself useful for once and clean my shit you punk bitch.
>game says press enter but i press the a button
If there's a trash can in the toilet I just pee there because it always seems so tempting and why else would you even have a trash can in the toilet anyway.
>Be 10 y/o me
>in the bathroom of red robin taking a piss
>theres a guy in one of the stalls taking a shit
>it sounds like hes shitting out a pile of rocks anqd chocolate milm
>grunting ridiculously loud
>its like hes grunting purposely loud just so he can brag to me just how monstously loud his bowel movement is
>flush n wash my hands like a sanitary boy
>on my way out i turn out the light on him and lock the door
>mfw i hear him shout "what the fuck" as i leave
>>27250992
I do this every chance I get
>>27250977
they're for tampons i think
roasties are fucking disgusting
>>27250025
>plug in ipod classic
>it says "eject ipod before disconnecting"
>disconnect it anyway
wew lad
I love this one
>be me
>12 years old
>friend comes over to play
>mom orders us some pizza
>pizza comes, I finish eating, friend keeps eating
>literally taking 30+ minutes to eat a few slices and he says hes going to eat the rest of the pizza
>at this rate it will take an hour and a half for him to finish eating
>get mad, grab pizza box and throw all the pizza in the trash
>friend just looks at me stunned
>mom yells at me and sends friend home
>get grounded for 3 days
bitch I just wanted to ride some bikes, fuck his pizza
>>27250025
rap """"""""""""""""''music"""""""""""""""""""""""" staring king black chad
>mfw muted for low content
>mfw no face
>apply to be sperm donor
>they ask for my family's medical history
>heart disease, balding, arthritis and dementia all run in my family
>lie and tell them no serious issues run in my family
>the retards buy it
>I'm getting paid to ejaculate poison into the normie gene pool
>I'm playing the long con because some of this stuff will take decades before it shows up
