tick tock wageslaves, don't get comfy, mr.Goldberg expects you back in the cage on Monday.
how else would you pay for your used goods wife and her shopping sprees? cuck.
/r/ing the pic of comfy Pepe drinking Wojak's tears
I heard those benefits are in danger of getting cut, NEET.
Don't worry, though. I'll throw you a couple bucks...if you suck my dick. You want the cash for Subway, don't you?
So suck it. Be a good little whore and suck my dick. It's the closest you'll ever get to sex anyway.
So suck it.
>>27250272
ragie wagie in his little cagie
Yeah. I like my job but sometimes I just want to stay home and lay on the couch all day. I couldn't do that for very long though. It gets boring.
To each their own, friend. I'm happy to contribute to your neet lifestyle. I couldn't do it but good on you for being happy with your life.
>>27250308
No, but seriously, suck my dick.
Sure, I work eight hours a day to pay my bills. But I don't need to suck dicks.
But that's all NEETs are good for...gobbling tendies and gobbling dicks.
So start sucking and I'll give you a couple of shiny pennies. It's more than you deserve, but I'm a nice guy.
And don't you start crying. You better smile as you suck, or no Subway for you.
Tasty, isn't it?
>>27249470
Jokes on you, I got fired last week. I'm one of you now, NEET
>>27250473
Wow wagies sure are delusional.
>>27250501
Uh oh...if you want to make ends meet now, you'd better get ready...ready to suck on my PENIS.
Be good and swallow my load and you'll get a whole extra dollar. Think of all the Subway sandwiches you'll be able to buy. "Eat Fresh" indeed.
fycjubg wafues lol
i'm a lfelong neet.. 24 years neet! got my 25 year badge last week of neet.
can't imagine being a wagie it wmust be fucki hobbirle. but keep working yo stupid wagie give me the money!
>>27249470
This one was a bit aggressive. You need to tone it down alittle next time.
>>27250570
Not delusional...just delerious with power. It's such a glorious thing. Promise a NEET a big ole dime, and he falls to his knees and starts slobbering on your knob.
I know, NEET,being my cumrag makes you sad. But Subway will always be there for you...well, as long as you can keep paying for it.
So I guess you better get used to sucking my dick.
There's no being a wagie unless you're 6'5 chad thundercock with billions of dollars and chameleon skin that can morph your race whenever she gets bored. Then you can get a nice 6'2 400 lb woman
>>27250883
Don't you sass me, NEETslut. Jiggle those mantits. Yes, good. That's what your Wage Daddy likes. I think I may want to fuck those bitchtits. And you'll let me. Welfare isn't enough, after all.
Are you crying? Good. Those NEET tears make GREAT lube.
>>27251027
I am a wagecuck, I have two jobs and I like them both. So I know from experience most Western Women are delusional as fuck. It's annoying.
>>27251027
yeah i definitely hit a nerve there, you okay there wagie?
:)
>>27249470
>NEETS will never experience the bliss of winning big at a casino
Must suck to not have gambling money
>>27251118
It is annoying. You know what's even more annoying? When one of your NEETsluts refuses to swallow.
You give them TEN WHOLE DIMES and they still refuse to guzzle your cum. Preposterous. What do they think they are, human beings?
I find a couple of good beatings gets them to fall in line. Sure, sometimes you go too far and kill one. But know one cares. NEETs are garbage. Rape them, kill them...no one cares. There will always be plenty of them left to take a punch or suck a cock.
Thank God for NEETs!
>>27251306
We NEETS don't fall for the vag jew. We only date sexy chick's with dicks. You fucked a man. Congrats faggot!!!
>>27251182
No, I'm not okay. My NEET fucktoy just ckoked to death on my dick.
I'll get over it, though. I've got some pocket change; I'll just buy another one.
>>27249470
Jokes on you I don't have a wife
>>27251336
You NEETs don't fuck anything. You GET fucked. Fucked by big dicked Wage Daddies for the price of a fast food meal.
You're just cumrags to us. Our women love to watch us fuck your mouths as you cry your greasy tears. Because you'll do anything for Wage Daddy. Wage Daddy keeps your jiggly belly full of yummy Subway sandwiches...and lots of hot cum.
>>27251469
I wish I'd never read this...
>Wagecucks
Does anyone just blurt out laughing whenever they think about wagecucks? Such humiliating lives
>>27249470
But I'm the wife, OP. We both have jobs to fund our shopping sprees.
>>27251469
....where does the cum come into this?
I mean, if you are going to make "whoring yourself out for capitalism" imagery, at least base it in reality.
The only cum that goes into my mouth is my own.
>>27251499
It's true. We wageslaves have to degrade ourselves working forty hours a week.
Not nearly as dignified as those NEETs who I make perform the "sexy dance" for a nice big nickel. They peel their sweat-stained shirts off and rub Subway wrappers all over their huge guts. Sometimes I'll pick a fat fold and fuck it. Sometimes I'll just cut that fat up a little bit. Sometimes I'll do both. And NEETslut always takes it. He needs that money to pay professional sandwich artists to craft him his tasty treats!
I'm going to work tomorrow, that makes six days this week.
Haha. I work part time and I get loads of welfare anyway.
>>27251689
not him but i think you should see a psychiatrist.
not sure if troll or just psychotic wagie ragie.
>>27251589
If you want Wage Daddy to pay for those tendies, you'll not only swallow his cum, but the cum of all his friends. NEETs really do make the best meat toilets. Sure, you can't flush them. But a good, sharp punch to the gut makes them puke all that spooge up, emptying them out so they can take some more.
>>27251786
What if I just eat oatmeal and veggies?
>>27251689
>Wagecucks don't realize the best way to stop NEET threads is just to not respond
>They keep taking the bait every day
IT'S SO DAMN SIMPLE
BUT YOU CAN"T FIGURE IT OUT
>>27249470
Tick tock NEETcuck, you're going to die alone in about 10 years :DDD
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204848/One-long-term-young-jobless-dead-years.html
Better frogpost on a Friday night and make the best of the end of your life!
>>27251786
not him but i think you should see a psychiatrist.
not sure if troll or just psychotic wagie ragie.
sf43e545
>>27251819
>implying you'll still be alive in 10 years
ha poor poor delusional wageslave
>>27251835
Well yes, that's why wagies get to live a long life and enjoy retirement with their children and grandchildren who are grateful for everything that they've done, and you'll die alone with only your parents remembering you as a disappointment :^)
If you are 26 or over, don't forget to do at LEAST $1 worth of mechanical turk jobs. You can claim them as taxable income, and $1 is the minimum to qualify for the Earned Income Tax Credit, which actually allows you to get money back from the IRS that you never paid in the first place - with standard exemption, that's $630!
>>27251779
I went to a psychiatrist once. I told him about all the NEETs sodomized with Subway sandwiches (just as long as you get those delicious subs in you somehow, right NEET?), and he gave me a big old high five. Then he took his own NEETslut out of storage and we spent the rest of the session making the NEETslut eat his own shit.
God, I love therapy.
>>27251814
But I love NEET threads. All those sad NEETs willing to degrade themselves for what a cup of coffee would cost. If NEET threads disappeared, where would I find my obese cumtoilets?
>>27251892
EIC is only large for income in the thousands,
>>27251873
there will be no retirement for this generation, you deluded miserable slave.
you will die and your children will die unless you repent.
>>27252813
Well, everyone is going to die.
The difference being the NEET will die when some Wage Daddy gets bored of throat-fucking his NEETslut and stops providing Mr. NEET Meat the delicious Subway delicacies that made all the humiliation bearable.
Of course, if a Wage Daddy is especially nice, he'll give NEET Meat a final burger before choking him to death with a giant dildo and shooting him in the head. Most Wage Daddies aren't nice, however, and treat the NEET like the garbage he is, tearing a huge gash into Mr. NEET's floppy sloppy gut and fucking the wound until the NEET bleeds out.
For your sake, NEET, I hope your Wage Daddy is one of the nice ones.
>>27250308
whiny neets who get beat
crybaby neet, go eat some man meat
little boy neet, bow down to their feet
go fuck yourself neet, useless waste of space, you're life is a godamn cheat
yes i made thos myself, i am oregano
>>27250473
Not a NEET but the toughest-guy-in-the-frat lines about getting railed in the ass or otherwise emasculated don't actually work outside of high school/college. It's just mental masturbation for autists too stupid to recognize their insult didn't land, an excuse to puff out your chest in the mirror later and think that you "really got that guy."
Tbh this is why I'm so scared of having a real career down the line. An environment of constant, inane bureaucratic nitpicking will rot even the most stubborn man's mind after a while. I've had a job for a year and I already feel like Office Space
>>27249470
Thisis true unless he already expects you back on Saturday.
