>wake up
>look like this
>what do /r9k/?
>>27247811
become an actor, make millions of shekels
Become the next epic meme of 4chan and hope that fame gets me something.
>>27247811
dafuq is that thing?
>>27247811
ayyy
Does that mean I have a vagina? Even with that ugly mug I could just camwhore with some mask on, get shekelz, have plastic surgery and become some bimbo slut just in a couple of months.
>>27247916
>gets me something
yeah, an FBI profile like eggman
>>27247811
become a strong, proud, confident model
this >>27247832
ziggy stardust biopic?
tons of qts?
Release another David Bowie album
>>27247811
OR WE COULD BE HEROES
JUST FOR ONE DAY
Star in this video
https://youtu.be/Ndzln1UEyf0
It dries up
I've been a smoking word,
I've been a river bed,
I've been a rabid force
And let it flow out from withinSometimes it feels like I only dream in black and white
Become a Bowie impersonator