We should start a kickstarter for Eggmans retirement
He's suffered enough, I mean the fact that he hasn't killed himself yet is a fucking miracle
>>27246962
You guys should start a patreon for me, the neet anon who doesn't have neetbux and never leaves his room.
I mean the fact that I haven't killed myself yet is a fucking miracle
>>27247011
At least Eggy tries, he worked three shit tier jobs at some point.
>>27246962
Havent even heard from eggman since he made that video a month ago saying he was going to drive 400 miles or some shit. How is he doing? Did the wagecucking kill him yet?
>>27247431
He got his girlfriend pregnant so they're getting married.
His suffering is all his own fault.
He is the one who choses to work himself to death because he wants to live on his own without roommates.
He is the one who chose to have an ugly gf who leeches off of him, forcing him to work even more.
I really hope he kills himself.
>>27246962
Fuck off eggman
Oc
>>27247011
>the neet anon who doesn't have neetbux
You mean like the vast majority of this board? Fuck you, suffer.
>>27246962
Fuck that normie. At least he has a girlfriend.
>>27247889
pics of his gf?
>>27246962
Fuck off you ugly fuck. You retards have already given him thousands and he's not even a robot anymore. Just an ugly dude whose probably dating a whale
>>27246962
No matter how much you keep begging, eggman, we are not giving you our money. Get a job.
>>27248142
Shield your eyes man. It's bad
would you date a girl who's lived with eggman? and all that entails
>>27246962
Fucking grifter pieces of shit.
People who cam and attentionwhore on 4chin deserve whatever they get.
>>27248410
i mean, could you kiss a girl who's had eggman's jizz all over her face?
>>27248241
>YOUgottaBEtrollingMEmanISthisFORreal.jpg
>>27248474
Did you really expect that ugly fuck to do better lol
>>27248241
Screencap of a video from 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26OOBRrrcc
>odd, egg-shaped man enters office
>complains life is hard and painful
>admits to regret upon his life
>asks to fund his kickstarter retirement plan
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27249040
If only that could happen to most of this board.
We could all die peacefully and happy.
>>27248241
>>27248729
Oh dear a fattie...
How do we know shes his g/f though?
You all don't know "wagecucking" until you've worked manual labor. It pisses me off to hear people bitch about easy, boring jobs. I would take boring and getting up early any day over digging fucking holes 8 hours a day for 5 days a week. Yeah I'm fucking pissed because I do it, and have nothing besides alcohol and computer. I want to make films and do still manage to write screenplays, but go through bouts of feeling defeated and drinking like now. Fucking sucks. Get on my level, normans.
>>27247850
No fucking way ahahahaha
