Knights
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Dump knights and other warriors.
Robots are like knights errant, wandering in search of adventure. Filled with love unrequited. Bearing woe and sorrow but trudging onward anyway. And most importantly, killing normies.
>>27246664
Gaily bedight, a gallant knight
>>27246688
In sunshine and in shadow
Knights were just violent rich assholes for the most part. They lived during a time where anyone wealthy enough to commission full plate mail and buy a horse could figuratively and literally lord over the destitute masses.
>>27246664
Nah we are not, I wish you were right, but we are not.
We are like a failed scared old wizard hiding himself inside his tower of solitude thinking why everyone think we are some crazy old man.
>>27246713
Had journeyed long
>>27246738
Singing a song
>>27246664
>"Guys, look, we're such special snowflakes that now we think we're knights traveling the land on adventure"
>Implying you've left your room at any time this week.
>Implying knights weren't the Chads of the Dark Ages, who just rode around and murdered and raped all they wanted
>Implying /r9k/ wouldn't be the fucking sheep shaggers and village idiots and gross beggars and exiled lepers, all shunned for their failings and weirdness.
>>27246797
In search of Eldorado
>>27246865
But he grew old-
>>27246883
This knight so bold-
>>27246901
And o'er his heart a shadow-
>>27246931
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
>>27246969
That looked like Eldorado.
>>27246990
And, as his strength
Failed him at length
>>27247082
He met a pilgrim shadow-
>>27247145
'Shadow,' said he,
'Where can it be-
>>27247170
This land of Eldorado?'
>>27247192
'Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
>>27247215
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
>>27247250
Ride, boldly ride,'
The shade replied,-
>>27247276
'If you seek for Eldorado!'
