how do fembots feel about getting their pussy ate?
>>27245207
Not a fembot but can confirm girls love it if you do it properly. You can literally make her cum in less than 5 licks if you do it properly.
Only times where chicks absolutely did not like it was Asian chicks specifically. I don't like Asian girls anyway so it doesn't bother me.
>>27245207
>Eating a pussy
Literally licking the place where chads cocks been.
>>27245207
A lot of guys aren't really good at it. I never ate my pussy eaten while standing up. I don't mind not getting oral since I'm really self-concious about someone's face being so close to my pussy and ass. I always worry that my pussy/ass might stink or that the guy will see something weird like crumbled up toilet paper or yellow discharge or blood/shit smears.
Not a fembot but they definitely love it when you are good. I've had girls beg for it from me. Feels good to have them cum all over your face
From what I gather from chad friends, a good bit of women find it gross.
Reminder that all pussies are uncircumcised while men get mutilated to please us women ;)
>>27245427
* I never had a guy ate my pussy while I was standing up
When it comes to blowjobs, everyone seems to know how to give one because it's shown in TV and movies and cartoons, but when it comes to eating pussy, not too many guys know what to do. Guys know that they should do the alphabet, but many guys have trouble finding the clit or what parts of the pussy feel good to the girl.
My gf loves it but prefers cock .
She didn't believe she was the first girl id eaten out.
>>27245372
>I don't like Asian girls
...?
is this possible
>>27245427
I'm awesome at it.
Let me change your mind.
>>27245486
have you ever even seen an asian girl?
>fembots
Stop this meme.
Anyways, girls like it (my girlfriend included) and that seems obvious. So what's the point of this thread then?
>>27245463
>Reminder that all pussies are uncircumcised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpB13KG0gZ4
>>27245486
In bed they fucking suck. They're nice to look at and own but if you really want to get down and dirty they are way too conservative.
Sucks really. Plus they don't shave.
Feels amazing. have my gf go down on me can make any day from bad to great.
>>27245473
>When it comes to blowjobs, everyone seems to know how to give one because it's shown in TV and movies and cartoons
the region specific penises though
>tfw a european girl will never handle my dick properly and always will cringe/be weirded out at my mutilated piece of jewshit
>>27245529
YEAH BUT THOSE ARE FUCKING MINORITIES AND THEY GET ALL THE SUPPORT IN THE FUCKING WORLD FOR FUCKS SAKE
BUT WHEN A GUY IS CUT?
HUR DUR BITCHES LIKE IT YOU FUCKING SUBHUMANE PIECE OF SHIT SEX TOY SO ITS GUD
YOU ARE FUCKING REDUCED TO A GOD-DAMN FUCKING DILDO
WOMEN HAVBE FUCKING INFINITELY MORE RIGHTS THAN MEN FUCKING INFINITELY
I'd fucking kill to get my inner foreskin back, which is infact the most pleasureable part of the penis.
there is absolutely NOTHING more subhumane than being circumcised in the first world. Nothing. i dare you to name me one FUCKING thing. you fucking can't. there are WORSE things but not more subhumane things. Cutfags aren't treated like human beings, tehy're treated like goddamn fucking subhumans. like fucking slaves without rights. we are subhumans bra. might as well shoot ourselfes into the fuckint brainstem.
>>27245520
>have you ever even seen an asian girl?
I live in one of the most asian heavy college campuses in the USA
white girls are consistently fat, ugly, and shit, all of the most beautiful girls are asians, they have perfect skin, perfect bodies, cute and super nice personalities
there are no flaws with asians whatsoever
>>27245533
>In bed they fucking suck.
and how would this affect me ever?
maybe my gf has poor hygeine but it's literally the most disgusting thing in the world
>>27245625
>>27245486
not everyone is a pleb like you who has le asian fetish. Gooks look fucking weird to me and are probably the least attractive race.
>>27245660
>not everyone is a pleb like you who has le asian fetish
yes
not everyone true
just 95% of all sane people
they are just the most beautiful race
>>27245473
>When it comes to blowjobs, everyone seems to know how to give one
agree to disagree there. I have had some horrendous attempts at blowjobs.
>>27245625
>there are no flaws with asians whatsoever
Only black eyes and black hair, weird looking eyes, small, weak, no interests, egoistic and so on
>>27245645
it might be her hygiene that makes it worse, but all vaginas taste and smell fucking disgusting. I have to zone out to even be able to give a girl head.
>>27245625
>perfect bodies
Have you never seen an obese Asian?
>>27245710
>95% of all sane people
eh, no. 95% of all sane people might fuck asians, that doesn't mean they are the most attracted to them. asians look fucking weird and have no curves, even the fatter ones just colect fat in the shittiest position so no matter what they weight they all look like shit. meanwhile, normal-underweight white women have proper curves.
>>27245710
looks like a fucking child to me. boring as fuck wow.
>>27245391
>kissing a girl
Literally licking the place where chads cocks been.
>>27245599
You let the memes get to you friend
>>27245813
Asian lovers are pedophiles in denial. This is a fact.
>>27245847
I fucking studied dicks you fucking subhuman. I read professional literature about this shit. Also have you ever fucking been in European shitholes like me? People literally get fucking called out for being jews and fucking CURBstomped when someone finds out they are circumcised. the best that can happen to you is just that you get bullied into being a hikki. memes you fucking retard, when you consider the anatomy of the body and the living condition in the first world then being circumcised is objectively worse than being uncut.
>>27245207
I've never ate pussy ever, but I am entirely dedicated to learning when the opportunity arises.
>>27245888
>I fucking studied dicks
lmao gay
>>27245372
The Quran tells us that were supposed to tease her, get her to the edge of orgasm and pull away multimedia times until she's begging for the dick.and other literature but I remember hearing about the Qurans sex teachings and it was surprising
>>27245917
wow nice argument wow. shows that you're a fucking bonehead who can spout nothing else but senseless shit. fucking cut subhuman.
>>27245938
the quran also tells to slice up your son's penis so that he turns into a bitter piece of shit so that he fights better in wars. Circumcisiontrauma.
>>27245914
Blonde hair and blue eyes are the best there is
>>27245391
>shaking hands
Literally touching a place where cocks have been
>>27246059
idiot it does not. muslims are uncircumcised
>>27246163
>muslims are uncircumcised
no they aren't. you aren't a real muslim if you aren't fucking circumcised. you are like those fucking shitheads who go hur dur i dont eat pork i dont eat pork
and then at the fucking weekend they drink alcohol. you aren't a real muslim and never will be.
>>27246059
Well towards that end they may be correct anon. And actually doing some searching I can't find some source for that. Probably libcuck media doing their best to bullshit me.
how does one eat vagina properly
I watched a few porn videos on it... in some they say to suck on the clit, others say the clits to sensitive for that.... so which is it? I kind of figure the clit is basically a miniature penis so sucking makes sense I guess?
Is it fun for guys? I'm guessing no
>>27246191
depends on the girl, I honestly just do circles with my tongue around/on her clit and sometime slowly lick it. I think sucking may be way too much for some girls since clits have more nerves/are more sensitive than dicks.
>>27246248
well they use crazy ass vibrators so I don't see how sucking is that much more intense
not talking about vacuum level sucking though
>>27246248
Is lower body stimulation as important as its claimed? Or is that just awkward. Running tongue in between the vagina and stroking the inner thighs with your hands etc.
>>27246247
I like the idea of it. But I haven't been there. I've heard girls say they like to look at his expression when giving oral and that's something I really like the idea of aswell.
>>27245645
She has bad hygiene
>I am made in Brazil
?
>>27246247
I live to eat my gf's pussy. I've spent up to an hour doing it
i can make my fat weirdo girlfriend spazz out in like less than a minute
call me a gross fuck but eating pussy is pretty neat overall, even if it's fat i guess. or my standards are complete shit
i just usually do like soft fast licks on the clit or some shit and when she starts to moan i go harder. i'd like to try that shit out in some other pussy though, preferably some chick who's not a manatee
>>27246191
And the lord sayeth: asketh and thou shall receive.
>>27246292
again it depends on the girl, I think that it helps and makes it better though. especially taking a break from just doing one thing with her clit like slowly licking her vagina or kissing/biting her thighs. teasing like that helps keep it interesting and making her want more.
>>27246317
>tfw look up and gf has been staring longingly at me for the last 20 minutes of cunnilinguis
Slightly embarassing to be frank.
>>27246369
I read all the way to the alphabet part and now I'm questioning if I should follow any of the advice at all
I find it kind of funny how women always say eating pussy is hard. like what, sucking a dick is easier? the lousy blowjobs I've had tells me women really overrated how good they are at sucking a dick.
>>27246560
>implying you'll have a chance to
Here's another one, but if you're gonna keep being a fag I'll just post the one on how to suck cock.
reddit.com/r/sex/comments/t7ez2/quick_question_regarding_giving_women_oral_sex/c4k8iph
>>27246369
>weird crevice next to the lips
what?
>>27246799
>I have never seen a vagina
-you
>>27246882
no really, I have no clue what they are describing with that phrase
Eating pussy is the most disgusting and beta shit ever.
Please kill yourselves
>>27247096
t. future cuckold
>>27245487
>being this pathetic
Step it up senpai
>>27247159
>licks the bleeding flesh wound that has had dozens of cocks and thousands of gallons of cum
>calls anyone a cuck
Yeah ok, faggot
>>27247212
Just suck dick already.
>>27247159
>gets on his knees to please a woman
>she wants Chad's thick member, not your shrimp dick
>you lube up her pussy so Chad can have his way with her
You are the true cuckold
I'm sure Tyrone and Chad are thankful for your services.
Do you clean up the cum from her pussy too?
>>27247238
>if you don't like licking yeast infested blood spouting flesh wounds, you must like penis
Lotta projecting, cuckboi
> trusting men to give me oral not ending in hpv or the herp
shit looks hot but I'm never getting my box eaten.
>>27247238
stop being a submissive cuck, bitch boy. stop giving a fuck about a woman's pleasure and only care about your own satisfaction
>>27246184
>U AINT A REAL MUZZLIM BRUV
>>27247308
a virgin doesn't have hpv or the herp, baby ;)
>>27246369
>78% of a woman's pleasure is the yearning
Yeah the whole thing is a load of shit. The most consistent way to make a woman orgasm is to rape her. Google it.
>>27247626
Guess how I can tell you're a virgin.
>>27245207
Id love to do that.
Eat pussy while on my knees and shes standing over me.
>femdom is godtier
>>27247674
>Guess how I can tell you're a virgin.
Guess how I can tell you're a virgin.
Very positively? How else?
>>27246247
It's my favorite sex act because it's the only one that's distinctly different to fapping. The smell is a major part of the appeal so it's best if she hasn't showered for a few days. Also natural pubic hair is best.
>>27245207
I was expecting him to get sucked inside after she pinned him.
>>27246247
It's fun to make a girl cum in different ways. Sex is dumb if all you do is fuck for 7 minutes.
I've ate a few pussies and only 1 was unbearable, but she was fat so I think sweat collected there.
>>27247260
What if I have a big dick and I always put it in after eating her out? Your elaborate cuckold fantasy doesn't account for that.
She'd only been with one guy before me and there had been literal years since they broke up.
>>27247748
Oh my fuck I need sauce on that right now.
>>27248086
manuel ferrara
There is nothing more beta than eating a girl out
>>27246247
See, this is where men are different. Women just want the dick fucking them to have big arms and defined abs for no real reason. Men actually physically lust for the female body - we want to touch, smell and taste it, all the time. Get lost in the warmth and the scent. The more private and personal the body part, the better. That's why you have all those ass and armpit fetishists, dudes sniffing used panties, footfags fantasizing about sweaty feet and actually paying for used shoes. You don't see that happening the other way around.
The fact that it gives you pleasure is actually only a side bonus.
>>27245207
I've never had anything in or near my pussy
So I don't know
>>27245599
>got circumsized at 20
It genuinely hasn't changed shit, son. Sex is just as pleasurable, it's easier to clean myself now and I think it's more aesthetically appealing. Sorry you have such a complex bro.
>>27248163
I'm a girl and I like boy ass and boy armpits, sniffing their underwear, the works, so you should think twice about your generalizations
>>27248798
>My parents butchered me at a young age and I am insecure about it: The Post
>>27248798
You wouldn't know since you were cut after puberty and haven't had decades of keratinization. Fuck off you kike shill piece of subhuman shit.
>>27248856
tfw I have a nice boy butt
is it common for girls to check out boy butts?
>>27248932
Do you really think I'd be on /r9k/ if I had friends, fuck if I know I have no points of reference
>>27245463
Cosmetic labiaplasty is a thing.
>>27245526
To collect smug pepes
>>27245951
>bonehead
hauehaeuaheuaehuaehuae
>>27248973
Well said, Ms. Roastie.
>>27248973
damn you're mean
pls no bully
>>27249167
Moron. Read the post again.
>>27248856
>btw imma le girllllllllllllllllllll xddddddd
fuck off already you fucking faggot
>>27249207
>broad sweeping generalizations
>provide contrasting anecdote
?
>>27249190
I can't read well. stop the bullying
>>27249248
I would direct you to /fk/ but it isn't around anymore
>>27248856
>had the opportunity to sniff a guy's underwear
>fembot
>tfw bf refuses to eat pussy and ass
I'm clean down there, you fucking faggot
>pull away multimedia times
>multimedia times
>multimedia
>>27249350
Get the fuck off my board normie, nobody cares about your slut problems
>>27249290
I can't handle these superior bantz, please stop
I dunno, I've never had someone do that to me. I'd be okay with anything if its the guy I love though.
>>27245473
>When it comes to blowjobs, everyone seems to know how to give one
not true. guys are just more polite about bad bjs, and more appreciative of the effort. we also don't gab with our friends about every little detail of the sex we have. guys are more respectful of our partners privacy. we don't talk about bad bjs as much as women talk about bad cunnilingus, so it doesn't seem like bad bjs are happening as often. actually, they happen a lot.
>>27249462
>I'd be okay with anything if its the guy I love though.
>>27249469
just a girl saying "everyone knows how to give a blowjob" makes it really obvious she's probably awful giving one.
there's just as many women who are bad at giving blowjobs as there are men who can't eat twat. women just never shut the fuck up about how men can't eat pussy.
>>27249556
Blowjobs are actually more difficult because it's so much easier to accidentally scrape with the teeth.
>>27249462
>I'd be okay with anything if its the guy I love though.
Adorable.
>>27245207
>DUDE FEMBOTS LMAO
>>27249462
>if I post an anime girl that means I'm a girl too!!!!!
>>27250146
Fembot here. Why are you such a hater?
>>27245207
Not into it thatuch desu.
I always feel like theyll get a bit of food they've eaten proir in my vag.like a soggy ball of dinner dislodged from a molar.
And it freaks me out.
>>27245473
>everyone seems to know how to give one because it's shown in TV
It's thanks to that, that no one uses teeth and does "twisty handjobs with a little licking.' That is NOT a blowjon.
>>27250279
>Fembot here
I don't care
Great physically, even better psychologically.
I feel like a gross hag (I really am a gross hag), so I don't always feel very assured in my sexiness, and all that faggot shit, and when someone is going out of their way to sniff around in your snatch, it's a real confidence booster, due to how it's pretty selfless of the pussy eater and one-sided.
It also makes me feel like I'm dominant and powerful, which arouses me.
>>27250282
>>27250318
Not fembots
Fuck off
>>27245914
>I am talking about the attractive ones
You're proving his point. Cherry picking the best of the best doesn't represent the majority.
>>27250279
Malebot here. Please sit on my face.
>>27246321
*original and bad diet
>>27250337
There aren't fembots, female can' be robots.
only about 10% of the current male r9k population are even robots, they've largely been driven off.
I miss them, but I'll use "wordy /b/", which is what r9k has become.
>>27245207
Eating pussy is for betas, and betas are virgin, you fucking cunt get out of my board
>>27250318
Jesus fucking christ, this exact attitude is too rare. I'm an oral sub-y kind of guy, so going down for me really only unlocks its full potential when the girl GETS that I'm totally ignoring myself to (forgive the word) worship her. She has to sort of "accept" it by basking in it.
It's so fucking hard to find. You can actually find a lot of fairly dominant girls who still can't tap into the mindset.
This is why the first thing I tell dudes when they ask me about how to eat pussy is that you have to make the girl really, really, really comfortable. She has to know you're dying to be down there, not that you're "willing" to be down there, or even that you "like" it. She has to be able to totally zone out and do her own thing and know it isn't over until she gets tired of coming.
Though another big piece of advice when it comes to eating pussy: Don't pontificate about how much you love eating pussy, and especially avoid (a) bragging, and b) weird euphemisms. For some reason, men who like to give oral always express it with an overconfident vulgar diatribe that compares the vagina to some kind of food.
>>27250318
Why hello there, miss. Would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
>>27250454
kill yourself fucking cuck normie faggot
>>27248029
>7 minutes.
Poor thing.
>>27245473
>When it comes to blowjobs, everyone seems to know how to give one
yes, knows how to give one terribly. most guys are just too pussy to say its crap, or have experiences where they tried to guide the girl to do it better and the girl gets upset and never does it again
t. older guy who use to have sex
>>27245372
can confirm, only girls that have said no were asian
>>27250454
>the first thing I tell dudes when they ask me about how to eat pussy
How often do men come to you seeking cunnilingus advice?
>>27250454
he forgot to mention the only time he eats it as after an alpha seminized it and he's going in for the cleanup on it.
beta cuck the poster.
>>27250561
It's bizarrely common, also I was too vocal about my fetishes to a coworker and it kind of spread on the grapevineI got laid because of it but now everyone knows I'm a cuck
>>27250562
It's true
>>27246369
>Think of the clit like a tumor
disgusted yet also mad/10
>>27250589
>I was too vocal about my fetishes to a coworker
I had a coworker like this.
We were the only two people working for his family business, sourced out of a residential basement.
>>27250602
If it helps, think of it like a dick. Like you're sucking a juicy, veiny, succulent cock. Yum
>>27250818
>veiny
You've never even seen a drawing of a female, have you
>>27250851
The joke here is that you are a fucking faggot, faggot.
>>27246289
It's simply a matter of alternating what you do. A little sucking, then a little licking. If you suck continuously she probably won't like it. But light sucking while moving your tongue around gently is pretty much the best thing ever.
>>27247057
Me either and I'm a girl. Unless they just mean where it opens, but I don't know why that would be weird.
>>27247748
Negatively of course.
>>27245207
I think it's best to always make a woman cum from a good pussy licking, before giving her a good bounce. Seriously makes everything better inside.And then another pussy eating afterwards, if she can handle it.
>>27245473
>everyone knows how to do a blowjob lol xD
Bro I had a girl take my dick in her hand and mouth and literally BLOW into my urethra
the most intense pain i've ever felt
went to the emergency room immediately ruined night 0/10 would not repeat
>>27246677
you still got that one on how to suck dick?
>>27246184
Doesn't matter, as long as i can blend in and socialize and be just as cool as you guys, i don't care about what you think about my spirituality, i have my own time with God. But still, in life, i have to be treated like everyone else and have the same opprtunity to fuck white girls.
Funny how all the guys online say they like it but out of all the guys on tinder I dated not one did it to me. I even gave every single one I dated a blowjob and none reciprocated
>>27251573
are you roastie?
>>27251573
How small is too small for you ? (Penis size)
>le originale desu ne
>>27251573
Well yeah, you're dating normies and we are robots. There is a world of difference. Are you really this stupid?
>>27245533
>Plus they don't shave.
That's a good thing.
>>27251435
Right here, friend. Anon delivers.It's as much fun as it looks.
>>27251188
I think they mean the bit between the mound part and the thigh?
>>27245463
Since when was the reason for circumcision done for the pleasure of women? Pretty sure when circumcision was invented, people didn't even think women could cum.
>>27245859
Going to need a source on that "fact"
>>27245859
Which is exactly why Aya Sakai exists.
>>27251573
Newsflash: Tinder is full of assholes of both genders.
I want to eat a girl out so bad, like more than getting laid bad.
>No qt friend who lets me eat her out while I masturbate
>>27246369
absolutely unreadable, I fucking hate female prose
it's like jamming ice picks in my eyes
>>27245486
You've probably never met a real Asian. They're not "omg waifu" material. Most are very plain and bitchy.
>>27245207
Yeah, they like it. It's kinda nasty though desu.
Pic related. Why do women always send hearts and shit every couple hours to guys they like?
>>27245486
They look like rats, moan like rats, and behave like rats.
>>27251503
You are a dumb nigger and nothing good will ever come from you.
>>27245207
Jesus that sucks. When does he get his dick sucked? Too bad that guy doesn't have a dick because penetration orgasms are better apparently.
