Today was a shitty day and will likely be a shitty night. Help me brighten it with your dubs of wisdom
Give her the old chaderoo OP. I'd be willing to bet from the snarky tone in that one sentence that she readily puts out
>>27244984
I need an example famalam other than "wanna smash?"
>>27244965
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum diejust so you know i'm gonna reroll this until i get dubs or get bored
rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
FUUUUUCKK!!
Rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
"What's up Weronika, you wascawy wabbit?"
>>27244965
"We gonna smash or nah?"
Will you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?
>>27244965
Mother fucker
FUUUUUCKK!!
Rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
>>27244965
"I bet I can change your mind on anal"
>>27245556
ohoho that was pretty guud
Rerolling
cunt bitch faggot
FUUUUUCKK!!
Rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
>>27244965
You ever been fisted with a cactus?
OHHH COME ON OFF BY ONE!!!!!!
REREREREREROLLING
Rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
I would like to take you out to a lovely dinner and walk through the park before I brutally rape and murder you in the bushes.
I REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN PLEASE!"!!
REREREREREROLLING
Rerolling
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
Reroll
I would like to take you out to a lovely dinner and walk through the park before I brutally rape and murder you in the bushes.
>>27245655
Fucking checked
Deliver OP
>>27245655
K e k do we have a winner
>>27245655
winrar
he is never gonna say that but what ever
>>27245714
Try again faggot
Le origami
>>27245655
Good get tbwh
>>27245795
OHOHOHOOOHO
today op was a good lad
>>27245844
You're gonna love this sempai I just know it
>>27245863
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Fucking disgusting feminist cunt
disgusting
please hit her
"Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die"
>>27245863
Fuck that was quick.
Please destroy this bitch.
>>27245863
Lollapalooza she actually hit you back up
>>27245863
Would settle for consensual rape? You can imagine yourself as a womens right and my dick as Patriarchy.
>>27245863
Well I think the fact that she even bothered responding to that without getting really upset is a good sign OP.
>>27245863
>I'm glad you think this is a joke, but my therapist says I should try being more open and honest in my relationships with other people, so I'm trying it out
This is for you OP. If you vote for Trump you will not only get a great high paying job by Trump, but you will also be allowed to date his daughter
Sorry guys but took matter in my own hands. Not accepting any comments til she reaponds
>>27246071
Here we go lads. Roll a 3 to winrar
Why is she responding
What the fuck
>>27245863
We still rolling? If so
"I want to make you gag on my patriarchy while you mumble check your privelage till your swallowing all of my problematic seed"
>>27245863
>how about we split the dinner check and then have conssensual rape then ;>)
>>27246108
apologise to her and say ave a nice day then cut contact.
>>27246155
>"How about we split the dinner check and then I split you"
"Or maybe i just rape you anyway you stupid cunt"
>>27246173
Ahhhh no fun winrar
>>27246173
Fuck outta here beta cuckold
>>27246108
How about we just see each other's skin and decide what to do from there.... But the most likely outcome is me taking your skin.
>>27246173
Your a lamo, it's all fun and games 'til a beta cucklet ruins it
>>27246120
It's the power of chad.
>>27246174
kek bretty gud
>>27246108
So which one of us exactly is killing the other one then offing him/herself ?
>>27246173
Just apologize, but don't break the convo OP
>>27246155
Dubs is good enough for me desu. Awaiting response so not taking rolls
>>27246266
Roll a 7 or dubs unless you're all faggots
>>27246348
God damn this bitch is so fucking ready to fuck
>>27246348
we can murder some chickens
>>27246348
I only murder small animals and children and I didn't think you'd be into that
>>27246348
Alright alright enough kidding around. Do you eat ass or what?
>>27246348
not if you don't want to ;) i'm all about consent
>>27246399
>>27246411
Double win
>>27246399
Kek, looks like we've got an original winrar
>>27246411
This one OP, do it.
Also get out OP, you fucking gay faggot normie.
>>27246206
Ok, sure. Heh.
>>27246348
murder your pussy
>>27246411
>>27246399
I love you all but damn she's into it. Roll a 9 or dubs
>>27246543
op is getting a date and this shithole helped him achieve that
or she is just counter memeing you
>>27246543
gl sticking your dick in crazy
also ask for some nudes
>>27246543
come to my place. you can eat my cum for dinner
>>27246543
Is there anything I could say that you wouldn't agree with you dumb fucking bitch
>>27246543
Sounds perfect. When, where, and who's bringing the cock?
>>27246543
"Yes, but I get to furiously face fuck you over a warm plate of tortellini with basil and a nice hint of garlic"
>>27246571
OP might be using a fake Chad account
>>27246543
how much meat do you want for dinner;)
>>27246543
Nice headband ugly
ask her to call you daddy
>>27246577
FUCKING WINRAR, this is great
>>27246596
that was implied at the beginning, it would explain why she is sticking to it.
But i'm just gonna assume op isn't a total pussy and used a picture of himself, and she is just as bored and has nothing better to do.
>>27246606
10 out of fucking 10. I'm gonna have to steal this.
If OP gets a date out of this, I will cut my balls of.
piggybacking off of op's thread. what should i say next?
>>27246606
Ayyy
dayuum that's smooth
>>27246692
posting her bio
>>27246692
this thread was yesterday...
that's not you
>>27246692
Ya fucked up son, but maybe we can salvage this.
"So you looking to smash or nah?"
>>27246692
OP here. Cut straight to it and ask her on a date. Don't waste your time
>>27246719
HAHAHAHAHAH
what the fuck is that HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAH
fucking hell my hand is better than that ugly goblin
>>27246729
>>27246577
I wanna see how she responds
>>27246727
i was the op of that thread.
OP has stopped because he realizes this chick is fucking cool as fuck and he's gonna fuck the shit out of her
I'm happy for you I guess OP
>>27246794
Dude seriously she looks like a demented hog, she would have a happier life by being shot in the head.
Please don't do this to yourself.
Told her to meet up at a 5 star restaurant for dinner, my treat since she is poor college student
She spent an hour getting ready, doing her hair etc
Paid for an uber to the restaurant giving me updates about how long she will be until she gets here
I told her I was at the bar waiting and to let me know she she arrives so I can go up to the front and get it
Once she said she was outside I unmatched her
I also found her again while swiping, I wonder if we will match again
>>27246577
I'm beginning to fear that OP is a scared little gay faggot who won't deliver, family
>>27245892
>not realizing she made a joke
>>27246821
This, keep it rolling OP you were actually starting to not be a faggot
Damn, exactly how hot are you, OP?
>>27246816
Doing God's work, my son.
the funny thing is im not in new york :^)
maybe i could send her to a random hotel
>>27246577
>>27246812
>>27246821
Goddammit guys it's game over for me now. Oh well it was fun
>>27246816
You silver tongue devil you
she looks ugly af in the pic btw,also trashy pose
>>27246857
Are you just repeating the same thread that you did yesterday? Why wouldn't you just post all the pics then
>>27246829
Her bio
I have strong beliefs if you can change them i would be pretty impressed
to me that sounds like a feminist
Kill yourself faggot
>>27246857
mate, you are an autist cunt. stop posting
>>27246867
>oh well guuise XD so close to forming a meaningful human connection, see u nex bread XDDDDD
>>27246867
HAHAHAH I guess you weren't Chad enough.
she's not that ugly guys
>>27246867
Let's see what happens boys. Still hasn't unmatched me surprisingly
>>27246867
You should have used, the "how much meat for dinner" you stupid gay retard...
ya blew it faggot
>>27246867
Don't worry OP, she is clearly inconsistent/10. You don't want a girl who switches on a dime like that.
>>27246867
Fucking kek m80
2funny
Shoulda gone with my dubs tho>>27246611
>>27246925
I'm....cringing....so...hard
>>27246925
You're embarrassing me now.
>>27246919
I see two animals in this picture
>>27246925
beta/10 m8
What are you doing
I have no respect for you now
>>27246925
Never ever apologize to a woman, OP. Rookie mistake. That mesage would have been ok if not for the "i apologize" at the end
>>27246925
you fucking idiot
this was the correct pick
>>27246591
>>27246870
Yeh shes fat with a tooth gap kek
I wonder how she felt, paying an uber and then arriving, realising nobody was waiting for her and then having to get another uber back home 5 minutes later
The restaurant I sent her to was like had prices of like 100-500
>>27246925
>Selling out /r9k/ for some 5/10 5 head
Not cool bro
>>27246925
You spineless piece of shit kill yourself
Fucking beta faggot
Apologizing like a cuck
Kill yourself
>>27246985
I... I actually like her ass. Does not feel good, man.
>>27246961
desu if it goes bad i'm planning on asking her for her friend's phone number in this pic
>>27246925
hahahaha you faggot consider suicide
>>27246925
The hell is a r9k? Dubs? Is that even your real picture?
>>27247028
nothing wrong wtih that anon!
>>27247028
Same, anon. She has a fat ass. At least worth fucking from behind, immediately kicking her out after you come, and trying to forget you ever saw her.
>>27246985
What the fuck is that thing, holy jesus and baby god, lord satan hold me.
How the fuck do you get in such an ugly pose to highlight all your bad aspects at once.
She has a talent for it.
>>27246985
I feel bad for her, clearly she isn't having any Stacey privilege.
If she were hot I'd probably gloat but this is just mean. She is the female equivalent of us, ugly and undesired hoping to experience some happiness in the world
>>27247046
What the fuck, anon. I'm trying to eat dinner over here.
>>27247046
what is that red marking on her chest?
>>27246985
>Ryerson University
run the fuck away anon. only dumb degens who failed high school go there
>>27245892
>I'm going to rape and kill you
Haha lol gd 1 opie
>I'm a feminisit
STUPID CUNT BURN IN HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is wrong with you?
this is what she was wearing to the 5 star restaurant
>>27247062
I will bet you any amount of money that she has plenty of legitimate matches that she could be talking to and going out with. She chose the fake Chad profile over them.
>>27246985
>>27247028
Agreed I would hit it and quit it, I know she would've be super easy too.
>>27246816
i love you.
In an original way
>>27247103
>dresser in the mirror.
This fat cunt has a dining table in her bedroom.
>>27247062
You are a special kind of retard
>uses tinder
>read her bio
>promiscuous cunt
Feels bad for her, well then go out and date her you stupid fuck, she has all the benefits in the world, nothing a bit of decent make up and a diet can't fix.
Fucking kill yourself and go whiteknigthing somewhere else
>>27247103
She suddenly became black?
>>27246925
u fuckign faggot.
>>27247100
Are you still that far behind??
Keep up faggot
>>27247062
there is no such thing as a female robot, she will have beta cucks fawning over her but like most women she doesn't see them as human beings so ignores them or uses them for resources (money,food,rides, attention) or as an emotional outlet ( tampon )
>>27247095
Kek almost went there before realising I wanted to go to York before realising I wanted to not go to any university at all and just stay at home
>>27247100
What's the matter buddy are you lost?
>>27247062
do u think she'd give u any time of the day? ok then.
>>27247132
Half the anons here use tinder as well you fucking moron
im swiping albany
expecting many whores
>>27246925
you should really consider suicide, really, there is no hope for you.
>>27247194
>implying any of them get laid
>implying it's a valid method of meeting good people
>implying she isn't a roastie whore who gets beta orbiters
Kill yourself m80
very oginial
>>27247185
No I get the women hate but it's just an illogical train of thought.
Still I'm sure there's a correlation between the people that post in these threads and the people that post in
>tfw no gf
threads as well
post 'em convos
>>27247245
Course there is, but in these threads we roast roasties, not gf's
>>27247245
>illogical train of thought
wha'....
why do roasties and normies always have to ruin our fun?
>>27245472
you got bored quick desu senpai
>>27247245
get out kuk
>>27247300
How do you know some of them aren't potential gf's? Your unhealthy obsession with hating women surely can't be healthy and will lead you to be a very bitter lonely person.
>>27247311
Robots can't have fun
>>27247245
>using an original comment to imply /r9k/ is one person
>>27247335
>will lead you to be a very bitter lonely person
we passed that point a loooong time ago friend
>>27247245
ohoho you are definitely lost, poor cuck, how did you end up down here?
What don't you understand? The fact that being a third wave feminist is the same as calling for the genocide of men or the fact that me saying "i'm gonna rape you" it's not misogynistic??
>>27247312
yeah i have really bad luck and OP blew it for good, i asked him to post it but he ignored, it's only fair i didn't get dubs
Just matched, give me yoru best line robots
updates are happening friends. any suggestions?
>>27247409
Purple ey? Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>27247409
this>>27247427
>>27247421
move on
>>27247409
that looks like trouble, the pose, the face, they all speak stuck up bitch that will murder you in your sleep if you say one thing wrong.
Be careful
there was a psychologist that explained the hair touching thing, it's not a good sign
>>27247427
maybe they will now
>>27247457
"Ill help you out, my cums purple"
>>27247457
You,me,movies,bed,chocolate, and maybe some smooches?
>>27247457
Rerolling what the hell
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
>>27247457
We could be like Bella and Edward bby. I'll let you cuck me and watch your pussy get ravaged by a savage werewolf
>>27247380
I think you let the memes get to you breh, you realize tumblr feminist are a minority in the real world just like women hating cucks are. Don't you realize you're two sides of the same coin, extremism on any side is always bad.
>>27247342
When people think of /r9k/ they think
>Reeeee
>Betas
>Losers
>Misogynists
There has to be a reason that's what this board is known for.
>>27247357
Doesn't have to be like this forever bro
>>27247457
Fuck
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
>>27247514
You get hated you give them a reason to hate, i'm on no side of any coin, these are just words it's up to you to take them serious or not.
You just don't seem to belong that's all, you on your high horse of judgement, just leave there's other better boards and better threads.
Come on
>>27247457
Fuck
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
>>27247576
Thats an opener and im not using it stop trying
>>27246816
why are you such a dick. you're the same as the feminists who hate all men just for being men. you're no better
OH COME ON!!!!! OFFF BY FUCKING ONE
MOTHER FUCKER
>>27247457
Fuck
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
>>27247582
YOU have to use it, dubs speak you deliver faggot.
I don't care if it's mid conversation
>>27247457
Fuck
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
>>27247591
>you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum die
Did you honestly think this was funny?
Hows sophomore year of high school going?
ah fuck it
>>27247590
Toast is ready kids come down to eat
Fucking laugh a little, what do you care??
unless......
pocket full of gum disease
>>27247497
Rerolling in an origional way
>>27247615
kek no he doesnt HAVE to use shitty faggot lines that wont work. good lord stop having an autism over the fact he wont use it. deal with it and move on silently you brain dead fuck
>>27247630
Yeah i really did
It's years behind me, i still remember the smell of the lan party's....
god....
such peaceful times
What's with all this women love all of a sudden??? does reddit have server issues??
>>27247644
kek, That's grody
>>27247679
dubs have not been with me, lord kek didn't want it to happen
Also he does, dubs speak you deliver that's how it works, op ruined it because he used the wrong line, he should have used "how much meat you want for dinner" instead of the cum line.
Such is life
>>27247591
You've been cruise controlling for the whole thread
Please stop
Is it weird if I message a girl at midnight? It says she matched with me an hour ago.
>>27247724
No not really i stopped because kek isn't with me today the numerical doubles are not granted to me, the lord has other plans for those dubs
> be on tinder 5 days
> no matches
ok
Not one dub have i been granted this thread, i shall not question lord kek
>>27247644
>maybe you should brush your teeth then, gum disease and gingivitis are no laughing matter.
Already sent me nudes wew
>>27247878
It happens mang don't get down, there's plenty of evidence to support the low response rate for men, women on the other hand get matched instantly
it's not you it's the program that's made for women not for men
>>27247997
>send her the corn
really, that wasn't original?
>>27247997
Ask her if she knows who Carl the Cuck is
>>27246692
"I would cover your entire body in chocolate and lick it off from you, but I'd rather buy a new Lamborghini with that money."
>>27246719
Jesus fucking christ, she doesn't even deserve to talk to you.
>>27248077
i don't think she is a pol connoisseur. but it's worth a shot
>>27246816
Ahaha thats fucking funny as shit
gj anon
>>27247028
>Plow her from behind
>She turns around and gives you this look
No thanks.
>>27248174please don't do that again i got really scared
>>27248129
My dubs confirm
When she says no say
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
>>27247409
"You take the knot?"
>>27248174
>implying I wouldn't fuck her even harder when I see her chubby face/gap tooth
>>27248245
Going near that thing even for a second, anon what is wrong with you
>>27248284
I'm very lonely and most of my exs have been really rough
Carpe Diem, Motherfuckers
>>27248318
You man up and get over them, loneliness it's better than useless company
Please anon, use your hands and let go of the 3d meme, soon vr will help you move on
>>27246925
wtf you stupid retard, you went from an edgy chad to a full on beta. godddamn
>>27247997
Can you cosplay as a touhou?
Based Rammstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
>>27248365
Fucking Natalia
>>27246816
>streetcar
toronto?
Based Lindermann
Literally roasties getting chased by dicks
i'm dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eciZWNdkGqs
>>27245863
That's actually pretty funny. I like girls that keep the banter going and have an answer to everything. Better than a basic bitch who just says "lol what? :/"
>>27248448
yep from toronto shes at ryerson
Make an account as like a 55 year old man. Old Tinder users are super thirsty and desperate. I got like 30 matches a day with one of my accounts.
Oh yes i like this so very much
>>27245863
You must be Chad.tier
>>27247997
Fucking screencap them and post them in this thread retard.
>>27246816
>>27246857
>>27246985
>>27247046
>>27247103
What's happening with this one? Are you sending her to a random restaraunt or something?
>>27249109
not bad, she has kind of weird face doe but the tits are nice
>>27249109
Didnt her profile say 17 pedo
another one, she send me a video on snap
i will make it a webm and post it in a minute
>>27249109
Whoa whoa whoa. Didn't she say she was 17?
Also if you're a true sociopath, link her to this thread. Always wanted to get nudes from a chick as Chad, post them here and give her a link. But I'm too much of a pussy.
>>27249187
Why is she posting nudes then?
She's in possession of child porn and so is he.
>>27249200
Are you using your real profile?
>>27249232
Nah shes 18 mate.
>>27249200
You're the king wheeler
(Don't believe it's all legit you, but it could be)
>>27249279
Oh okay. Her profile just says 17. Silly grills these days.
>>27249279
Proof?
Also say that you're an undercover cop busting for cp. Or not, and remain un-autistic
>>27249245
Whatever makes you feel more comfortable, pedo
>>27249284
She unmatched me for some reason kek
>>27246816
All the tinder trollers need to send all the fatties to meet at the same time...outside of a 24 hour fitness. Hide in your car in the parking lot and take pics. Post results.
Can anyone make it where the handsome guy is a convicted pedophile?
>>27249360
Hot as fuck. Any more?
>>27249360
She sent this based off of some fake Chad pics? Fuck I'm gonna try this shit now.
How can you convince them to send nudes when you don't show them your real face?
>>27246816
say you were there, but couldn't find her so you left since your phone was dying
>>27249438
This is the setup
Fake chad profile
If you have Android download Casper App (it lets you send gallery photos and video)
Add them to snapchat, I sometimes open with a selfie, or just straight up dick pic them
Getting a dick pic from 'chad' usually guarantees you nudes back
>>27246925
stop being so thirsty faggot
>>27249480
But snapchat already allows you to send gallery photos as snaps
>>27249517
since when?
i know you can do it through the chat function but not as a snap can you?
>>27249529
Yeah. You just click the yellow circle, and you can post something from your gallery.
>>27249788
Oh, havent tried to use it
Anyways, the app saves pictures etc without notifying them
>>27249788
That's chat, not actually sending a snap.
>>27249832
Where do you get your Chad pic material?
>>27249939
Try instagram, and download the original so it isnt in a crap square format
Or facebook
Dick pics from /soc/
>>27249480
>Getting a dick pic from 'chad' usually guarantees you nudes back
This.
It's hilarious how women claim that they hate getting random dick pics.
>>27247028
im with you dude. i like those thighs and ass
and anotha one
workin on them nudes
>>27248347
eh denny whats up my man
>tfw a girl from Coffee Meets Bagel gave me her number today because she's going to Italy for spring break and will be without wi-fi
I don't know what the fuck to do. She's real--I managed to find her Facebook and everything. I think she's pretty qt (maybe a 6.5/10), but I almost never talk to girls. I honestly only joined the app because I wanted to see if I'm ugly or not.
>>27246896
>being this scared of someone who has different ideas
im glad you people dont go outside
>>27250098
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT DESU SEMPAI
>>27248031
Yeah, we honestly need more corn. Have many of you already forgot?
Where are the nudes?
fatty blackie
in the process of tricking a chick into sending nudes, stay tuned. I've got the perfect method that has successfully worked a few times.
>>27252468
"I know your fat ass is hungry, bitch.
>>27246348
stacy wants the d
What a hilariously unfortunate name
Give me something good anons
>>27253514
Hey girl I'm about to work at NASA cuz I just discovered a new planet:
You
Anyone got soem good chad pics to use for a profile?
>>27253514
Hamritas your name
Eating ham looks like your game
I'll fuck you, no shame
>>27253726
I lol'd pretty hard
>>27252468
>you must be extra careful when eating chicken then. Gotta separate that light and dark meat.
