>ITT: reasons to exercise.
>I'll go first
lower your heart rate so you'll live long enough to get a robot waifu
>>27244688
Improved kegel muscles so you can dent your new robot waifu when you orgasm.
Increased muscle mass so you're strong enough to lift your robot waifu
>Exercise to lower your heart rate
What's next, drink booze to sober up?
>>27244756
no, you raise it for an hour a day and the other 23 hours it will be lower. you spend several thousand extra beats a day to save 20000 or more. It's not even that hard anon.
>>27244826
Can't you just masturbate to do that?
Copious stretching so that you can do more positions with your sexbot.
>>27244756
>being this retarded unironically
>>27244866
not really. i jerk off all the time and my doctor still said I was too out of shape. he said if I didn't lower my blood pressure i'd die in 2-3 years and he'd study it because I'm so young. oh well
>>27244688
/fit/ told me if i get a 2 plate bench press i get an asian qt so far at 1.5 plate
Help me zyzz:(
>>27245067
you got memed sorry anon. if you do a lot of cardio you might outlive chad though