Good afternoon/evening, robots. The F&F is open again tonight, you all know the drill by now.
A few reminders to show ID, no normies allowed, there's a deck for smokers on the second floor, pool rack is set and if you get dubs, trips, etc your first drink is free.
I'll be courteous and get something started in the jukebox too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg
I'm preparing for the last winter storm and browsing a military book, this is my first night holding down fort so be easy on me eh? How are you lads doing?
>>27243762
It's the middle of the day so I can't drink. Gotta finish my shitposting shift, but when I get off at 5:00 I'll swing by for a drink
>>27243988
See you then bud.
>>27243762
I like that tune barman, nice.
I'll take wine, red. You can leave the bottle here. I have a broken heart to drown.
Just a sprite thanks barkeep. I've had enough drinking for the week so far.
I am currently sitting on the cold floor of the Moscone Centre of San Francisco at GDC2016. I've been here since the 11th and I cannot fucking wait to be back home in my own bed. It costs so much to attend this confrence and I wish I didn't have too, but the networking opportunity is something I can not ignore when it presents itself.
I'm not looking forward to the 13 hour flight back home, but I know that deep down I hate this networking shit. Sure it's great fun when you're in the moment walking along the Expo floor and taking pics of the cool shit and trying out all the VR, but I just came here to find some work and I always just feel underdeveloped abd unqualified when I'm chatting with an art director of some amazing studio that I'm a fan of abd showing them my poor ass work that I just know disgusts them on some level they won't admit to me personally.
I just want a nice steady contract or full time position doing what I love, but noone has the patience to deal with junior staff anymore. The industry is infected with SJW and I see these rainbow haired offendotron freaks all over the place. Of course it doesn't help that there is homeless people fucking everywhere and the streets smell like piss.
My head hurts, my throat is sore and I can just feel that I am going to have to deal with some fierce as fuck Aerosinusitis (pressure pain) when the plane lands in my home country 18 hours from now. I just want to go home now.
>>27244353
There ya go friend, plenty more where it came from.
A cuban for me and a orange fanta for the wafiu pillow in the corner thanks.
Jukebox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc&index=2&list=FLGCtmQJFfH_ZXlLvoQz2EAw
Scotch, neat. And a pack of smokes. Don't let my glass get empty pal.
>>27243762
Good evening, friend. I'm already in a haze of painkillers and just had some cold pizza, I'll just get a straight up vodka, no cocktail shit. I'm just gonna lurk around until I pass out.
>>27244424
Here, why is the conference so long? seems a bit ridiculous for networking.
>>27244435
One Cuban and Fanta for the misses, good jam.
>>27244543
I've got a pack somewhere
Would you like ice?
>>27244660
Feel free to lay on the bench by the waiter door if you get tipsy.
>>27243762
Glass of your cheapest red.
I'm almost 30 and am having financial issues, trying not to lose my house. When I was younger I thought I needed a job/car/house and then I would finally be able to get a gf->wife.
I keep working on myself but I'm honestly just drained and exhausted.
Should I just go to massage parlors regularly or save up to visit a third world country to try to find a wife. I shouldnt be picky but I dont really find a lot of asians attractive so I was thinking south america.
>>27243762
Mom said I have 2 months to get a job
The thing is, Im already at uni. I don't know what to do, I can barely take uni seriously, now I have to wagecuck too, I don't have the energy for it
They will never understand that
I'll take a Manhattan. Thanks.
Can't get in the rhythm of staying functional. I have a good paying job, but I want more satisfaction. I haven't to my bjj gym in a month because of schedule problems. Seems like these fight schools are only for middle to upper class clients.
>>27244843
Sure thing, here you go.
You fell for the same trap all men do, if I may suggest visit an ashiatsu parlor.
>>27244869
Try one of these
Does your mother pay for uni or you? I'd suggest leaving home when the time comes and couch drift for a bit to clear your head.
>>27244987
Here.
>Can't get in the rhythm of staying functional.
Days come when functioning becomes back breaking work for myself. Is your gym open on weekend nights?
>>27243762
Pint of ale please.
My birthday is next month and I'm going to be spending it all alone much to the dismay of my family. I'm a complete pariah for the most part, very few friends, none of which I ever meet outside of my working schedule and no gf and no way of meeting one. Plus the recent stress in my life has made the skin under my eyes dark, hard and wrinkled so I now look like Darth Sidious with two black eyes.
>>27243762
Hit me up with some of that Everclear. Killing myself tonight bk
>>27245246
The worst thing is, just when you get your shit together enough to be functional for a bit, the weekend comes around and you figure, hey, I did a good job last week, I'll reward myself with a couple beers.
Then it's monday afternoon and you've already slept through half a day of work and your head hurts too bad to stand up
Fuck my life desu
sweet thread guysI don't know how to act in a bar so i'l just be looking through the window
>>27245255
Congrats on your dubs, first freeloader of the night! I kid, here you go.
What is giving you stress?
>>27245303
Sure thing
am i allowed to smoke dude weed lmao in here
>>27244869
Most people who go to uni have to have jobs. How come you can't handle it? You'll probably find that in the course of your work you'll meet loads of interesting people and because it's only a job to tide you over, you won't get caught up in the workplace bullshit.
Hey barkeep hit me with another cuban please.
*slides this onto the jukebox*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wQR-jgw7PI
>>27245389
Come on in, I won't bite.
>>27245418
Smokes are to be taken to the deck.
>>27245309
>Then it's monday afternoon and you've already slept through half a day of work and your head hurts too bad to stand up
I let the brain thumps dift me back to sleep.
I must make a call gentleman, will return momentarily. If bikers arrive my shotty is underneath the beer dispenser.
>You guys wanna go start some trouble with those faggots over at the frogs and feels?
Black Russian, barkeep. Thanks.
>tfw >>27245389 and have to act
Oh shit uh attendees of frogs and feels some bikers are planning some shit over there. >>27245735
>>27245735
Uh tender we got problems..
>>27245735
Maybe if they beat me up I will stop feeling the pain inside.
>>27245761
Here friend.
>>27245735
>>27245790
>>27245943
Good thing I got bugshot slugs yesterday.
>>27246004
Numb the pain with this
>>27243762
Stout when your ready.
It's funny how fast you can go from feeling like you have it all to nothing in what seems a blink of an eye.
Give me your most NEET drink.
>>27245735
>Nah homes, I don't trust that bartender. Seems like he might be more trouble than he looks. Lets just smoke or meth and be degenerate
BartenderAnon, I took some of your advice from the last Frogs & Feels thread, and it worked out excellently. I still have my imaginary oneitis lodged in my mind. However, I have reached a balance between retaining that more 'taboo' or austistic part of myself and being able to enjoy the company of real women. It is excellent - in a week, I managed to court two girls. I am doing ok now, thanks to you m8. Happy trails.
Oh, and I'll take an old fashioned again.
I'm still kinda young but I'm starting to feel like everything is fucked already.
Long Island Iced Tea please senpai
>>27243762
Good evening OP.
Just finished my lab report, though Id watch a movie but decided to hop on here instead.
Also I'll take a martinishaken, not stirred.
>>27243762
Water, decided to quit drinking and trying to cut down to only a couple smokes a day
Still very depressed over me and ex gf breaking up. All I can think about is the piece of shit she was most likely cheating on me with and I know for a fact I could beat the shit out of him im a fight.
Its been gnawing at me these past few weeks and its practically consumed me, not wanting her back but beating this scrawny fuck till my hands are broke (she actually saw me do this in a fight when we were im HS so I know she knows its not good for POS when I find him).
I cant get another assault charge and lose my awesome job but the pain and the hate have almost turned into an obsession, and that makes me drink and become beligerent to friends/family so thats the latest. Would appreciate any advicd friends.
>>27246204
>Having a drink 'neat' means drinking it plain from the bottle without mixing it with anything.
>>27246186
Time goes fast after 19
>>27246204
Dew? Eh might be in the back.
>>27246526
>Time goes fast after 19
Im 19 right now and Im shitless scared of this to be honest. I remember thinking as a kid "huh 20 is still far away" but its less than a year away now. Early 20s are only like what, 3 years and after that its getting a job and waiting to die.
Hope you don't mind me slipping something on the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcOyYEldZY
>>27246272
Glad to hear our other staff helped you.
>>27246312
Here you go
>>27246314
Shakened north south for ya, what was the report of?
>>27244732
It's not actually that long, the confrence itself goes for 5 days between the 14th and the 18th. The expo only opens on the 15th.
Throughout the week there is parties and opportunities all over the place, they range from actual wild ragers in a nightclub (destructiod 10th birthday bash was like this) to things more low key and much harder to get into. That is where the kind of crowd I like to be with but actually finding out about the good low key meetings with important executives is super hard to find and get invited too.
Remember there is 35000 people at this confrence and every conceivable company is represented here. You will always meet someone of interest at some point.
Anyone care for a rack of 9 ball ? 20 bucks a game, wild 7 and 8.
>>27246526
>>27246597
It's scary how true that is, I vividly remember my 20th bday like it was a couple of months ago, and now I'll be 30 in two months
>>27246618
Good jams
>>27246597
My father told me he never saw 50 coming at 21, I can feel 40 coming at 20. Maybe it's our generation.
I just want a fucking job bros
help me get a job
>>27246802
>>27246597
I turned 20 last July, can't believe how fast it goes. How is it March already
>>27246832
If American check state and federal government positions. Bonus points if your a woman, minority, or a white guy with and number of diagnosed mental illnesses.
>tfw approaching "wife's son" territory
I don't want to be a cuck but I love this girl and want to be with her more than anything.
Hold me robots.
>>27246320
>most likely cheating on me
Unless you are definitely sure, do not take violent action.
Sorry for the slow drinks fellas, working two counters atm.
>>27246918
the woman I'm crushing on currently literally has a son
j-j-JUST
>>27243762
Vacation ends soon. I've been sleeping so much, and have been so comfy. When I get back, I'll have so much work to do. I'll have to spend hours a day studying organic chemistry to bring up my grade. Plus, I'll face severe social isolation, heightened by the fact that my only hope for a qt has seemed to reject me, and I'm done trying. One scotch and light beer please. Keep the change.
wasnt it a tavern?
>>27246968
fellow chemistry student here senpai, what year you in?
>>27246992
I'm pre-med, friend. I'm good at science, but some reason don't test well when it comes to organic chemistry. I think I guess anxious when I see complex questions. My prof. posted an answer key of the last exam, which I performed poorly on, but I'm too anxious to look at it. I'll have to, though, soon, to see if I can have points back?
How's your chem degree? What do you plan to do with it?
>>27246918
Helping raise a child holds no shame but the seed who bailed.
>>27246968
Coming right up, sir.
>>27246952
I never got 100% undeniable proof but it was obvious.
>called and ditched me one day after we made plans for over a week, didnt say what she was doing or who she was with
>turns out its"just a friend" from work some piece of shit burned out half spic/arab mutt who smokes weed all day and has like 2-3 mental disorders
>started hiding phone and not having it around when she came over
>caught her texting this prick after I told her not to
>she becomes increasingly bitchy and bitter, to the point that its just fighting 50% of the time shes over
>Eventually she only came over once a week as opposed to 3-5 times a week.
>we planned a weekend to sit down and have a real talk/lots of makeup sex was heavily implied
>gets a text 20 minutez before Im suppose to pick her up saying "its too hard to come over I cant do it"
>I go on a 4 page rant, tell her we're done and never contact me again
Now all I think about is beating the fuck out this scrawny fuck and seeing the pure terror on her face the same day she saw me beat the shit out of dude at school.
Throw me an oatmeal stout and a shot of bourbon. Thanks, keep.
I finally got a job I really wanted today so I'm going on a huge bender of drinking and drugs this weekend. Gonna be fun. Probably. Most likely about to leave for the night so keep the change. Inb4 normie, the closest I've got to a woman this (or any) year is when I went to the dentist.
>>27243762
Sprite please.
I'm tired of my career already.
I've been in it for 2 months now and I'm just bored out of my mind now.
I'm doing marketing for a major publishing company, household name-like.
I'm doing such a bad job. I'm a terrible marketer, and more than likely I will be fired.
On top of this, I will be kicked out in December when my dad retires and moves to Arizona.
>>27244435
+for link. Ty anon
>>27247134
You're American I presume? I'm from England so I don't really know about the whole GPA thing (if that's the same thing as points).
The chem degree is ok, workload is getting a bit mad at the moment,and it's not helped by the other aspects of "uni life". The class got split essentially into two halves for different modules and most of the friends I had are in the other half. So I just sit on my own all the time now, and >tfw no gf doesn't help either.
Basically poor social life, and poor finances are making everything a bit shit at the moment.
Thing is with organic chem is that some people get it immediately and others don't. Some of the smartest people i know that weren't chemists struggled with it whilst they were amazing with maths and physics. Try and practice with lots of examples and remember the basics if you're just starting out
Almost just tried to kill myself. Pussied out though obviously. I probably didn't even have enough flubromazolam, I probably would've died of died of dehydration or something. Oh well, I guess I'll get high and try to stop thinking. I just want one more night of not caring. Please, just let everything stop.
>>27247277
are you sure they don't drug test?
>>27247395
Does it matter when I've scheduled it over a month away? I just gotta stay clean after this weekend.
>>27247422
depends on the drug I guess mate
>>27247277
On the house, lad. Go easy on the drugs and congratz on the job.
>>27247313
One sprite
Why did you pursue it?
>>27247392
Mate of 6 years killed himself tuesday, its nothing good man, seeing how much of a impact he made on everybody and knowing he cant have any more laughs or any gold times. Its just nkt worth it man, this is the 2nd friend ive had die within this last year. Its horrific for everybody friend, not just you.
>>27246790
>>27246802
>>27246842
Just saw a Rose thread in the catalog and remembered that she's turning 30 in less than a month. Regardless of whether you like her or not, I just thought that's kind of sad. Time sure flies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iI9CUE9g14
>>27247464
I assure you, I'll be fine. Only thing I do habitually is alcohol. And holy shit have I been getting dubs like crazy, going for three.
>>27247500
checked 'em, well done my boy
>>27246832
I know that feelerino.
I've had 6 interviews these past 6 months.
My autism keeps ruining any chance.
Hey, barman, make me a White Russian while I pop out and smoke a doob. Anyone who wants to partake, follow me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZup5YLOWLE
>>27247262
You're right, she's cheating or on the binge to.
But I'd say fuck them both, assaulting the scumbag solves nothing for yourself. If you eye to eye in public and they start shit then lay em out.
Have some more water.
>>27247488
Rose is that old? Damn. Pick a free drink.
hELLO, i'M NEW HERE how does this place work?
c-can I have a budweiser and socialize with other robots?
>>27243988
>>27244207
Wew lad. Hard day at the office today, pretty productive though. Roasted some roasties, feeled >tfw no girlfiends among other things. I'll take that free drink if it's still available since my first post was dubs. Either way I'll take a beer, something belgian if you've got it
I want to get drunk but I'm coming down with a cold. Will the alcohol kill the germs or just make me feel like death tomorrow?
>>27247469
I chose it because I have no other career prospects.
I wanted to do IT, but my parents didn't want to pay for the extra schooling that was needed. I did communication because it was the easiest marketable degree out there.
I make chump change, well chump change where I live now. I make 32k, and in the NYC area, that's pretty much poverty. I pay 327.50 a month for a pass into the city.
Yes, it's that expensive.
>>27247354
Thanks for the advice, senpai. I plan on doing a ton of questions daily when I get back. At least you have friends in the other module. You should reach out to them and make plans. What chem classes are you taking?
>>27247392
Tell me your troubles, suicide may end the suffering for you but it blankets those who care for you.
Scotch on the house, bud.
>>27247571
>Rose is that old?
Yeah she was born in April, 1986.
Ill just have some vodka this time.
>>27247571
Agreed m8, my bestfriend has tried tk convince me that hunting this piece of shit down and rerunning that day in HS will only get me in trouble. If I catch em in public and they are gawking, eyeballing or making obvious intimate shit in front of me then its assbeating time.
But if its just awkward glance over and they just walk away leave then idk, I guess time will tell, ive kept my cool in alot of stressful sictuations maybe i'll snap maybe I wont.
>>27247564
For you.
>>27247583
Come sit, order a beverage and dance to the feels.
>>27247611
You've got two dubs, want two drinks or save for another heart aching night?
>>27247730
o-okay, I'd like a Budweiser please!
I'm sure everyone feels this way that no matter how old they get, they know that they're still a kid? I don't feel any different than I did 10 years ago.
>>27247637
Did Organic last semester, pray you don't have to do retrosynthesis. Got Phys chem this semester and it's fucking hard, wish I wasn't shit at maths
just a cup of tea please Barkeep.
>suffering with severe depression
>playin my guitar is my only source of happiness
>unemployed and lonely
>wanted to enrol in a music theory course in august
>go to open day and everything was perfect
>feeling really good about it
>its a 5 day week course for a full school year
>can't afford to live nearby and i live 10 miles away
>will be stone broke and eternally travelling if i choose
>
tell me it will all be fine m8s, i cant bear the thought of not doing the course.
im in tears here, fucking self doubt is killing me lads.
I'm making the plunge into college this fall robots. I've put it off three years and just worked, but I want to go back. My only problem is deciding to stay at home or living on campus for a year. I know it seems like a robots nightmare but I'm not an autistic loser. I don't piss in bottles and I don't watch or fap to anime or lock myself away all day. That said I am introverted, but I feel that if you want to meet people and find your comfort zone for the next 4-5 years then you need to live on campus and indulge in it even if you don't always like it. I don't want to be the guy who travels to college 2 or 3 days a week and never gets to know anyone because he's never there for anything more than his classes.
I've been drinking close to a liter o vodka every day 'or close to a year. Two keys on my laptop don't work, I just stopped showing up to my last job a week ago and haven't had the courage to actually call in and say I quit. Currently living on papa's dime and skimming money whereever I can to pay to get more booze and weed. Can I stay? Oh also I gailed out o 3 years attempted college in a row.
>>27247262
Maybe don't date shit women.
Green text
>5 years ago
>14 year old with 14 year old gf
>she cheated I broke up with her
Bam
Hey barkeep. Hope you are having a good night. Get yourself a drink on me. meanwhile I will have a glass of white wine.. anything you would recommend.
>have no job
>have no kids
>have no real responsibilities whatsoever
>>>>still feel guilty and bad every single day for everything
>>27247730
I'll take em both now, same thing, belgian style beer. We geetin drunk tonight pham, here and in real life
>>27247762
I had the same dilemma when I was going to uni. If you can afford it don't stay at home. It will end up like you described if you do. It might end up that way anyway but at least you gave it a shot.
Also commute times can be a bitch. If you have a lot of work to do but have a long way to go before getting home it can affect your studies too. It ain't possible to do your work properly on the bus or the train.
>>27247771
Christ man its a bitter feeling isn't it? I just can't stop with the grass either. I was meant to hand in a project today at 300 pages and I got the bus into the city, walked around for two hours then got the bus home again and ignored the emails. Picked up some weed and here we are.
Drug addicts aren't always lazy, they just want to fucking escape constantly. Any time I go clean for a while I feel better and get real angry with myself for just wasting away, but then after a while that feeling subsides and after a few weeks I wonder why I haven't smoked or taken anything in a while, and the cycle continues.
>>27243762
Getting drunk after a week from hell blasting lateralus at my ceiling for my new neighbors who insist on stomping and slamming shit around every waking fucking second.
>>27247715
Vodka for ya.
>>27247747
Here you go lad
>>27247611
Belgian white, just got these.
I'll have a screwdriver without OJ, and some white wine with Sprite, please.
I would like your cheapest and strongest drink. Thank you.
>>27247861
Ye but at least weed isn't going to make your body shut down due to abuse. Scared sometimes, but when I get scared I just drink more. Whole family knows I'm a bad alcoholic at 22, and I went from being the golden boy my whole life to instantly becoming a pariah that nobody talks to.
>>27247795
The first 3/4 of our relationship was amazing, it wasnt till I got in legal trouble that made it hard to be with her more than once every week maybe 2. Moral of the story for anybody reading, stay on your bitch like a hawk, never give them an inch cause they will take a mile.
Figuratively and literally.
>>27247762
You think that you're normal and will make friends, and maybe get a cute girlfriend, but you never do.
>>27243762
I want a Miller Light. Life us fine. Just finished a 50hr week of sheet metal work. Laying in warm water.
>>27247913
I am a total misanthrope, but I will not stop trying. Suicide is not on the cards yet.
I'll have a Long Island. Thanks man.
I'm working as a bartender myself and I hate the place I'm at. I make okay money but the general incompetence of the owner and the cattiness of the waitstaff have pretty much turned me off bartending for good. Thinking about getting my A+ certification and then finding an entry level IT job somewhere.
>>27247633
>I make 32k
What was the point of education for such a thing? I'm sorry robot.
>>27247756
Give a few minutes for the water to boil
>>27247812
My night is well, thank you.
I'll pour myself some scotch and lemon, white whine coming up.
I must leave temporarily, could someone cover for me? I'll be back.
>>27243762
gimme your cheapest white wine and leave the bottle.
currently listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9pYwCKopE
feeling: not so bad, the drunk is hiding the lonely.
>>27247655
But at what point does the suffering I'm experiencing outweigh the suffering my act would cause? My life isn't going in a pleasant direction no matter what happens. I'm not actually drinking tonight, just benzo's and OTC sleeping pills like usual. I could try to describe why but it's complicated and so much of it is just absolute nothingness. I think people who've come close might understand. Obviously I've been thinking about it for years, come close several times, never done it. Woke up, got a text from an ex online girlfriend (yes, I'm that cucked) asking if I was doing any better, I told her I was handling things, and that was right about when I decided I was done. I typed up a note, looked for the hobo who bought me beer a few times to give him the last of my weed, couldn't find him, threw away the joint, spent $50 on lotto tickets, ripped them up before even checking the last one (won $25 on one, not sure if they'll even let me cash it), walked like 2 hours out into the woods chainsmoking Lucky Strikes, mulling over the fact that I probably didn't have enough flam, doxylamine, and alcohol to die, and I probably would've woken up at 2 AM in the dark in the middle of the woods. So I called me mom and went home. I got back before she saw the suicide note, but I think I was able to explain that I'm pretty fucked right now.
>>27247477
I thought about how much my high school friend would take it, it would probably suck, but he's on the other side of the country and has a bunch of new friends. I think he could take it. It might fuck up the ex e-gf though, her older brother killed himself too, that would be a real double whammy.
Really just fuck everything, the only thing I really enjoy in life is opioids and so obviously those need to be illegal. If I had some heroin with me earlier today I probably would've gone through with it.
>>27248011
It's needed to get most jobs.
It has room for growth yes...in like 5 years time.
I'm in a bad situation because I'm going to either have to live with 5 other people, or get a place in a crime-ridden area because of my wage.
I tried to get other jobs that pay 7-10k more than that, but I don't get past the second interview.
>>27247868
Thanks man, shock top is pretty good. It'll do the job
>tfw you want to get drunk/high but you're losing weight
Is there any way to inhale alcohol without the cork and bike pump method? I have the pump but no cork.
I ordered a Miller Light like nine minutes ago and still no service! What a shit bar.
>>27248171
ENEMA. ez.
>>27248212
I dont have the equipment to do that. Not that i would if i had though.
r9kurd here. Let me show you though the feels song of my people. I listen to this all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcbpqCxLAUA
>>27248239
too much of a pussy to put things in your ass eh? I get it, we can't all be bamfs.
>>27248205
It gets pretty busy here
>>27248262
*the, not though
tfw 19 in burgerland and no friends to buy you alcohol
i'm gonna die when i turn 21
>>27248264
Seriously though i would highly appreciate if someone could tell me what i can replace the cork with. I really feel like getting drunk now.
>>27248205
The bartender is on break, but I'll get you that M light. Here you go.
>>27248306
okay serious response, if you've got booze which is 90 proof or higher it is totally safe to absorb through your eyes. You blink/cry out the non-alcohol junk and it gets you messed up without the calories n shit.
A pint thanks. Watched my stepfather take his final breath at 4am this morning. It was just me alone in the room to tend to his body until someone else woke up. I was never particularly close to him, but being around death has left me pretty rattled for some reason. I wish I weren't this weak.
Rolling for dat free drink.
>>27248341
Good advice m8
>>27248306
This man speaks truth anon
>>27248341
Tried that a while ago but it fucks up my sinuses so yeah im not doing that again.
>>27248405
Why the fuck would you do that
>>27248437
Because he's an idiot who falls for stupid shit that alphas like myself tell him to do.
>>27248341
I don't believe this is real. If it was an you really were that much of an alkie, you'd either be plugging it or finding a way to IV pure alcohol.
>>27248405
It's better to just snort it after a while your nerve endings in your sinuses die out and you'll be hammered so that should numb the pain
>>27243762
Indulging in some friday drinkery, couldnt get much better
>>27248297
Ask the homeless guy outside of the gas station. Bonus points if you share a cigarette/joint with him. Worst case scenario, you lose like $5-10.
>>27248469
>actually believes it
who is the idiot again?
>>27248521
>believed what I typed
How do i 5 chan XD
>>27248534
>believes that i believed what he typed
how do i b8
>>27248550
>>27248534
>>27248521
>believing things
plebs pls leave
>>27248572
>being a human being
top kek m8
more music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4NUZJMCJ20
>>27248075
>I think people who've come close might understand. Obviously I've been thinking about it for years, come close several times, never done it.
Because something in the back of your mind is saying stop.
m8s please tell me what you think and i will check your recommendations out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcbpqCxLAUA
Hey guys, good to see the bar is back open. It's been a while. I took a shit ton of dextromethorphan and im just sitting here listening to music tripping dont mind me
>>27248916
Hey man, I'm not anybody in particular but I'm glad you're tripping adn listening to music! keep it up!
White russian please thx pham. Anyone ever gone to a board game meetup type thing? I am considering attending one and am hoping I can meet other robots and not just reddit lmaos
>>27243762
>>27248011
Ok, I have a gun, lets not make a scene here, just hand over all the money you have and Ill leave peacefully.
>>27249024
*pretend not to see anything*
as I slowly turn my head to look the other way, I go outside to have a cigarette, while moving slow enough to not raise suspicion
>>27249024
take it easy ok- POW
>>27248075
>But at what point does the suffering I'm experiencing outweigh the suffering my act would cause?
When no one cares for you which is far from true. I've contemplated anheroing for 7 years and imaging my mother finding me.. I don't wish to think about it anymore.
Talk to your ex-gf, right now. Text her and let it all out.
>>27249367
>tfw even get ignored by the bartender
Just met a cutie for coffee last monday. Tall, thin, brown hair, cute face. We had a good time and were interested in seeing each other again. Weren't able to set it up until yesterday.
We finally get together again yesterday and my depression is flairing up. I'm pretty sure I seemed really detached, probably a bit anxious. Reflecting on it, I was kind of a bummer. Would be really surprised if she wants to meet up again.
Would it be right for me to ask for another chance? I am not that fucked up all the time, sometimes I can be a joy to be around.
>>27249516
I am right there with you anon. It is hard to be normal around people when I am super depressed to the point that it feels like there is something weighing on my chest and shoulders. Don't worry too much about the girl and if you do decide to talk to her again or make an attempt at a second date let her know how you were feeling and if she understands then you are good to go. If not no worries my man, you are a sly dog and a cool cat
Don't save her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEF0z_-9SnE
Tito's Handmade if you have it. Otherwise get me Stoli, chill the bottle but don't put the drinks on the rocks.
Keep em coming until I stop crying.
>>27249405
I'm sorry. Just got off break.
What can I get you?
>>27249516
Yes, but don't be mopey. You've wanted to be near a girl for how long and now you got one, women want to be wowed, not comfort you an entire date. Don't make her pity you.
OP this would have been a lot better and comfier place for hanging out and feeling if normalfags weren't welcome
>>27243762
ill take coffee
tendies are done in the microwave (not memeing)
and bout to go get some groceries with NEET bux
>>27249684
A shot for both of us
>>27249772
"A few reminders to show ID, no normies allowed"
>>27249793
Here you go, want half&half?
Travel safe.
Hey barkeep.
Got any rye?
My life has gone to shit and there's no fixing it this time. I fucking hate myself.
>>27249866
But normalfags are obviously allowed.
There are normalfags in here and not only have you not sent them away. You have replied to them and made them feel welcome.
>>27246597
27 here
don't waste your time dicking around then. start on what you want to do now and don't worry if you fail you have unlimited tries.
I really want you to know that you have to start now.
>>27249866
half and half? I had to look that up, that sounds good.
>>27249866
Patrician taste my friend.
I haven't seen that fat guy who posted all the time in a few days. I think he might have finally killed himself. feelsbadman
Just get me drunk barkeep.
>>27249954
Ok sir, you've said enough and asked enoubh questions. Why don't you just leave or at least calm down before things get ugly
>>27249936
I'm sorry, no rye in stock. What else could I give to soothe the pain?
>>27249954
Many were Cyborgs.
>>27249981
Yes, hood specifically.
>>27249995
Indeed.
Probably some rum. I'm pretty goddamn happy, I just started working this week and have the weekend off. Just sitting here and drinking a box of merlot.
I think I'm probably a cyborg... Am I allowed here? I'm not in a great mood cause two of my friends are at some party and I'm home alone and it's 2:30 in the morning
>>27250102
m8 there were fuckers with ex gfs that you made feel welcome
>>27250108
Try some of this on the house, we received free samples.
>>27246832
Read psychology/social engineering books
Whiskey Sour plz
>>27250183
I'm gonna need more validation sir.
>>27250190
An exgf doesn't make one normie by circumstance.
>>27250247
Alright you three, shoo before I get the wrangler to throw you out.
>>27247747
>gives a blank faced stare until you notice
>>27250251
If a girl is ever attracted to you that's proof that you're way too normal to be a robot or cyborg
>>27250102
No rye?
I really fucked. How about some gin then?
Ya gotta have something!
Fuck it i'll go to the liquor store.
>>27243762
Double Jameson on the rocks please.
Wew. Finally moving out of my little brother's basement, was in bad shape there for a while. Anyway, glad the week's over. How are you doing OP?
wooooo
frogs & feels is the hottest normal bar right now
wooooooo
Just learned that my ''friends'' (guys I've known since childhood) often joke about how depressed I am and how I'll probably kill myself in the near future. These are the only people I talk to. I stopped talking to anyone from the age of 16-19 and I think I might do it again. I'm strongly considering never speaking to them again.
What should I do
>>27250251
I am 20, have never had a girlfriend even though I have had about 5 girls that I probably could have dated if I had wanted to. Only one of them was hot though and I fucked it up cause I was too beta to talk to her and she ended up dating another guy after several months of being sort of interested in me but desu I guess the other ones weren't that terrible either most of them were like 5/10 or 6/10. I have had my first kiss on New Years Eve because I was tired of feeling like a loser for not having kissed anyone so I ended up giving up and making out with a girl who was at this party I was in. I realize that sounds pretty normie but I barely ever go out and I have like 5 friends (one of them invited me to that new years party) that i have made through the years. I have made 0 friends after 1 year at uni tho and I'm alone most of the time there.
>>27246832
its not gonna happen.
I make it to the second day of training, make an excuse to "go get something from my car"
>no license, no car
then i run home and ignore the calls because at that point im embarrassed that im 30 and cant function
>>27243762
I give up. Just give me whatever. Im nearing my ripping point, not even relaxing and watching videos numbs the pain anymore, eventually I'll have nothing that can take my interests and I'll finally get around to killing myself. I'm so empty inside. I was planning to take a train ride across country, kill myself at the shoreline, but I made plans with a user here, he's supposed to come up to Canada and we'll die in the woods together. Maybe I can convince him to take a train ride with me... I'll probably pay for him
>>27250301
Sir you were given a drink
>>27250332
Fresh and limey.
>>27250336
*slides you drink*
I'm on eggshells, at any moment the floor is about to give up with on me.
>>27250352
That's it *snaps fingers* Bink! Get them out!
>>27250352
It sure is Stacey. I thoroughly enjoy this bar
Would you like to come home with me? I could show you a really good time
Actually, forget that. Let me buy you a drink before you come back with me
I really like the clothes you're wearing tonight. They're quite tasteful
>>27250511
>I really like the clothes you're wearing tonight. They're quite tasteful
are u saying stacey is asking for it??? RAPE CULTURE U CIS SCUM DIE
>>27247617
Hope you are just being silly, if alcohol did anything like that it would be a product in a store near you
>>27250507
I was staring at that silly person stuttering
>>27250390
Into the trash they go, anon.
>>27250412
Eh, sounds pretty normie to me. I'm going to ask you to leave until you renounce such things. Sorry.
>>27250487
Sounds like a serial killer is praying on you, have some Arizona iced tea.
Mind if I put on some Sinatra? I was never big on music, but this song always struck a cord with me. If anyone of you are failed normies, or have something to live for, a passion, something to love (and reciprocates that love if we're talking about people), e.t.c, just go, leave, follow that dream. You have some sort of fuel in this race, use it to get somewhere. https://youtu.be/bef_s1Bhn7o
Macallan 12, neat please.
Asked a girl out, she says she's not interested in me, and got back together with her ex the night before. It's interesting to think about all the could-have-been's, and it's slowly killing me right now.
I'm okay with that.
>>27250619
How come I'm a normie and the guys who have had ex girlfriends aren't though that makes no sense
>>27250665
Not a big fan of the drink, but it's still good. I remember how everyone used to drink this back in school. I have no alcoholic experience so it's fine, wonder how it feels to drink life away though, or what various drinks taste like. Guess that's not the life for me. I wouldn't mind anon being a serial killer, just end me fast and bury me in a shallow grave. Maybe I could go on a little adventure with the guy before he kills me, that would be fun
>>27250619
m8 what is your opinion of they guy in >>27250309
>>27250759
Ah fine, sit down. But if any Tylers or Chads call your phone expect to be booted.
>>27250765
He'll likely rape you.
>>27250843
False. But 5 irl friends is high for any robot or cyborg.
Ahhhh, done drinking for the night. Thanks for the thread broskie.
Can you buy me another drink anon?
>>27250859
I don't wanna be rapped. Ah might as well die alone then
>>27250859
i have no chads or tylers for friends op and thanks
>>27250973
Pick a drink, I'm on duty until 12am. The boss hasn't called yet so we may close shop soon.
>>27250908
Come again anytime.
>>27250541
No stacey. You misunderstood me. I happen to be bicurious myself and believe in equal rights, no matter what your preferences are or how you like spending your free time. I just fell for your beauty because of how special and attractive you are :)
Would you allow me to buy you a drink?
>>27251046
thanks barkeep hmmm i don't drink that often (which actually might make me even less normie the way i see it) but whiskey is ok i tried it last year and enjoyed it so I could do that
>>27251063
i only like asian guys tho anon
>>27251149
HAHAHA good one anon
Really neat thr... Bar, OP. Thanks, I feel better just from your advice to other people. its a nice display of human kindness.
No need for any advice here, I am leaving for the French Foreign Legion in a two weeks, so I am just wasting my time until then.
So one white russian please and if you are drinking, one more for you on me as well.
Again, thanks for your time.
>>https://youtu.be/uMw2XJlgsHM
>>27251207
it's not a joke only sexy asian guys get this pussy
I just got dumped by my gf.
>>27251280
I'm sorry to hear that buddy... You're gonna be sad for a while but you will get over her eventually. even though I have never had a gf I imagine u must be feeling shitty right now but if you got a girlfriend once im sure you will find someone in the future! i genuinely hope you can feel better anon
>>27251244
Jeffery is cute, but I prefer these cutie pies :D
They were great company for a little while
>>27251093
Here you go
Been awhile since the jukebox was on
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQtIgwEBvr0
>>27251149
>>27250541
>>27250909
>>27250352
All these Stacies trying to ruin our fun.
Another martini here!
>>27251280
Take it outside, normal.
>>27251228
*pours us some*
Tell me more of this legion
I just finished compiling a list of everything I do not like about myself. This is not an exhaustive list and is subject to change. Thank you for you time. Without further ado:
>23 and never had a job
>did not demonstrate my potential in college/pointless humanities degree
>I hate all of my clothing
>I have one friend and am extremely socially awkward
>I'm allergic to Wheat/Corn/Peanuts/Soy/Dairy and therefore have to cook virtually everything I eat
>My work ethic is terrible/I constantly procrastinate
>I have mental disorders
>I never had braces and therefore have shitty teeth
>I have no chance of competing in the job market of southern california
>I'm incredibly out-of-shape and extremely underweight (6'2 and 130 pounds)
>I have terrible acne
>I wasted the most important years of my life smoking weed and cigarettes while wasting away in my mother's house. Recently quitting both has not significantly improved my life and correlates with the sudden return of my tourettes syndrome
>My room-which I stay in for free- is messy and disgusting
>I have poor control of my emotions and a low self-esteem
>I do not have a license and will waste my second permit because I have no opportunities to practice/I take the bus every day and it's awful
>I have only ever had one girlfriend in my life and she dumped me in less than a week/I am a 23-year-old virgin
>My dick is tiny
>I'm immature/My 54-year-old meth-addict father even moreso
>My handwriting is terrible
>I carry the weight of thousands of embarrassing moments and regret every day; I'm suffocating under the weight of it all
>>27243762
Do you have any good ciders on tap?
Looking for a new place to stay. Lots of rejection out there. Maybe I should move to a different city.
A pint of any beer of your choice pal, surprise me.
Loneliness is starting to get to me. Even with the meds, my schizophrenia acts up even worse and I start hearing things. Even when I put on the TV or music for background noise, I still hear and see things.
>>27251522
>>did not demonstrate my potential in college/pointless humanities degree
I bite myself over this every day. I fell for the STEM scam during my fedora phase instead of studying finance, but its too late to switch now or do anything about it really.
Also I can relate to some of your other things.
>barkeep didn't notice you
shitty bar, would not frequent again
must be a gay bar
I just took 4 ambien to drown out the feels. Hope they start soon.
>>27251463
thanks barkeep and thanks for taking the time to talk to people here
>>27251522
You have dubs though. And that's a start.
A start of what? That's up to you.
>>27251521
Thank you.
Well, I always wanted to join the army. But as I made some wrong choices in my youth, they will not accept me here in my country. So I have tried to live a normie life, with a girlfriend and my own flat and stuff like that, but it is just not for me. So I left my job, left my girlfriend, made another wrong choices and lots of debts as well.
Now Legion is specific in one thing - it gives you a new identity, new shot at life. There is a background check, of course, but when you are not murderer or drug dealer, they dont care that much about your past. It is a good way to start a new, and since I am nearly 27, it is high time to do it. I just hope they will choose me.
>>27251636
>they will not accept me here in my country
US?
>>27243762
This sounds like the only comfy bar I've ever known. I don't understand the appeal of normie bars.
>>27251636
I hear the physical requirements are grueling. Personally my body is a loose collaboration of twigs and Popsicle sticks held together with an old rubber band, likely to snap under the slightest amount of stress.
I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.
Jim Beam neat, make it a double. What few friends I had have all decided to cut me out of their lives completely, no explanation given for a month. I can't think of anything I did wrong, and it's driving me insane. My only human contact in that time has been between coworkers who I loathe.
>>27251542
I say chap, what fine livery you're sporting this evening
I'll have whisky. Make it a double senpai
Shit thread
Originlop
>>27251636
Do you think debt collectors will just stop chasing you because you joined some random other country's military unit? This isn't the 19th century.
You'll still be in debt, but instead of being in debt living in the first world, you'll be in debt while guarding a food convoy in 110 degree heat in some African shithole.
Not sure why you want this desu.
>>27251737
Good thing you hopped in to tell us. Now go post in another trip attentionwohring thread.
>>27251663
Czech. But yes, it is said that Americans have worse chances when joining.
>>27251688
Requirements itself are quite basic (just at least level 8 in beep-test running and some full 8 pull-ups), it is said that it will become really hellish during the basic training. That is where most of the guys end and either go back to civilian life or even desert.
Thank you for your wish, I appreciate it.
>>27243762
Can I just vent a little even thought the
>no normies allowed
sign in the front?
I'm just pretty pissed about life right now via socially.
I moved around quite a bit. Was living in Vegas for 5 years and those were the best years in my life. Made soo many friends, dated here and there. etc. Then I ended up moving with my senpai 2 years ago to this other other city and I don't like it. I can't seem to find a decent group of friends here. No one is interested in me. I just don't know why.
Why is life so pointless? I just watched American Psycho and the last scene Bateman's monologue is mine
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>27251757
As I said, anon - main motivation is serving in the army itself, not money or anything else like that. But yes, you can even get citizenship after a few years, which solves a lot.
>>27251542
Apple ciders ready for belly.
>>27251556
So close to trips, have a Budweiser.
>>27251580
I do my best, 6 minutes till closing time.
>>27251714
Another Daniels for you
>>27251703
Jim spiced alright?
>>27251680
Normie's have no feelings to feel.
Hey bartender, I'll have a lager. Just going to sit here and read for a bit.
>tfw no britfeel thread
here's some chill good-vibe tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apucv8GLksI
>>27251774
>Czech.
You dont have to join the Foreign Legion, afaik the US also has a naturalization through military service program, its a 5 year thing though, So once you sign up you are theirs for 5 years.
>>27251809
Jim spiced will do fine. Thanks, barkeep.
anybody bring cards?
>>27251343
Thanks, my friend.
>>27251636
Joining the military never solves home problems. 99% of the time fucks us over more, you'll likely be served to a 3rd world shithole.
How much debnts do you owe?
I'll take a straight whisky barkeep, whatever's cheap.
University is going alright but my statistics class is going horribly. It might kill my gpa and prevent from getting into the business college I don't want tell my parents I'll probably fail, how can I tell my dad he spent 5000 for nothing?
It's rainy out, I'm going to put this in the jukebox if nobody minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA
>>27251849
Let's play. Rummy or 21?
Scotch on the rocks barkeep
Gotta deal with the fact that I can't ever fit in with any group no matter how hard I try
>>27251885
Maybe don't try so hard.
>>27251827
Really? That sounds interesting, if the Legion would not work out it could be my second bet, if there is not issue with my age. I will do some research on this, thank you.
Five years contract is same as the Legion.
>>27251868
Well, you are right, it does not solve them. But having a new identity and citizenship is pretty much valid way of running away from them. My debt is too much for two lifetimes. I had some of them inherited and from that point its a downward spiral.
>>27243762
Please get me one of them extra strong lagers.
I just need my mind to float away.
My shift is done, I'll trip off and chat with you chums till the graveyard Bartender arrives. A free refill until then.
>>27251522
>allergic to everything
Sheesh anon, no wonder you're a skelly.
WOOOO YEAH!
I HEARD THERE'S A NEW BAR IN TOWN AND IM READY TO GEEEEET SCHWASTED AMIRITE BROOS!!!?
COME ON LETS PUMP UP SOME BASS AND GO PICK UP SOME BIDDIES YOLO!!
BARKEEP HEY BARKEEP SLAP ME DOWN A FEW IRISH CARBOMBS WOULD YA?
I have possibly two job interviews lined up for next week. I'm excited at the prospect of finally obtaining a job!
On the other hand, girl I was sort of eyeing for years on FB finally got into a relationship with a literal Chad and that brought me down a bit, even if I didn't make a move on her.
>>27251804
You better check those feeljngs before you wreck yourself Paul
>>27251969
Hey, thanks for your shift, was great.
>>27251934
>Really? That sounds interesting
I mean you obviously know English, so it might be easier than learning French (assuming you dont speak it already).
Don't quote me on anything, you should obviously do your research, but you get a green card within 1 year and after 5 you can apply for citizenship. Once you are a US citizen you can pretty much move to any other country in the world.
I think it's a better option than the Legion but to each his own.
>>27251879
21
>>27251934
Fair point there. I heard Canada will accept americans as citizens if trump wins, look into it.
>>27251973
REEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT NORMIE
*Rushes over and bites his finger*
